Thread 213427155

>They replaced left with right
What the fuck were they thinking?

bitch was in love with that homo which made things uncomfortable for him

>>213427155 (OP)
That Pierce Brosnan was getting fucking BTFO by the Bourne series, which he was. Goldeneye was great, but the rest of his movies were mediocre-to-terrible.

SLASH MY WRISTS INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST WEET IK
>>213427221
The first Bourne movie released before his final movie which grossed triple its earnings in the box office. You shove that stupid NPC narrative up your fat fucking ass, cunt.

Barbara wanted to fuck Craig. That's the entire reason.

>>213427155 (OP)
Daniel Craig is a closet homo.
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>>213428058
>>213427175
Never have a daughter. Ever. Women are the purest satanic evil ever birthed into existence. She destroyed what her father had built his whole life and then sold it off to Jews.

>>213427155 (OP)
>mogs the brosnan films in your path

>>213427175
>he was uncomfortable with this throwing itsellf at him
Wow what a gaylord

>>213428159
is this satire? she's not that hot

>>213428115
>FUCK BARBARA
yes pls

>>213428120
it doesn't.
see:>>213427248
>>213428159
>>213428175
>GOD I WISH I WAS PLOWING SOME BUSSY RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF BEING HERE WITH THIS DUMB HOLE

Craig is both the best and the worst Bond. As in, CR and QoS are the only Bond movies I can stand to watch more than once but his other three? Detestable subversive garbage. He really should've left after Quantum failed even though it was a great movie. Short and sweet.

>>213428175
When's Knives Out 3 coming Dan and will you bum anyone in it

What could they do? He refused to work with normal weight actresses.

>>213428115
This series was always pure schock and you're an indoctrinated fat homo.

Casino Royale vindicated him

>>213427155 (OP)
>DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME /tv/ I WAS JAMES BOND FOR 15 YEARS Y'KNOW

>>213428317
>champions Daniel Craig, an outspoken liberal theater homosexual
>calls other fags
>puts one fictional movie over the other because its le serious
I sincerely hope your family finally gets the sense to put you down instead of letting you live one more second as the despicable loser you are.

>>213428381
It's always great to see people who based their entire identity around being an effeminate youngster collapse in on themselves once mortality takes hold. Homosexuals like Craig especially suffer badly from this.

Call me shallow but Craig's movies killed my interest in Bond so hard I never watched another movie. Before Brosnan, Bond was good. Brosnan made Bond GREAT. Craig destroyed it.

My favorite scene was Brosnan fixing his suit during the speed boat underwater chase. The entire theater was laughing its ass off. Just my humble oldfag opinion.

>>213428367
>champions Daniel Craig
Fuck no, and you can have your little baby retard political debates on /pol/, you don't need to use proxies to do this here, you miserable skullfucked animal. My god, you're like a walking abortion.

>>213428425
>sucks off Craig until his urethra is as clean as a Saint's soul
>NO I DON'T LIKE CRAIG
>forgets to wipe the thick gooey scouse cum hanging from his lips
When you anhero (god willing), the sun will shine very bright.

>>213428115
She cute.

>>213428115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrRhv374Do

>>213428415
Brosnan was Bond for real men. I think people who liked early Craig before he outed himself as the homosexual he always was, were the kind of people who are repressed homosexuals who can't deal with anything that isn't edgy, dark and serious cause, in their gay minds, that's what being a man is like.

MOVE OVER OLD FUCKS
There's a new Bond in town

>>213428415
>Brosnan made Bond GREAT.
Brosnan made the worst Bond movies.

>>213428459
>>sucks off Craig
Wrong again, you obsessive /pol/troon retard. You just have to have your little hissy fit and little dose of attention. James Bond movies were always popcorn action garbage for mouthbreathers.
Normal weight people don't behave like this!

>>213428381
I like dick and I'm not even a single percent as zesty as this nigga

>>213428562
>HAIL CRAIG FUCK BROSNAN
>No, dude, I don't even care about Bond to begin with!
KILL. YOURSELF.
>>213428561
On Planet Retard, maybe. but not here.

I like Craig in almost everything that isn't Bond.

>>213427155 (OP)
he got old and his last bond movie was cheesy as heck and didn't sell so well?

>>213428681
Honestly, with the way this guy has been treating his Bond legacy, you know he regrets doing them even with the money involved. It's clear he wanted to be a festival darling of an actor and do those "le serious" movies but Bond ended that forever. He tried to get back into it with Queer but was categorically rejected and laughed at because he's Bond trying to be deep and artistic when he was like that before Bond. The best case scenario for both Craig and his haters would be if he never took it and Henry Cavill or Colin Farrell was cast instead.

>>213428190
>>213428475
i would steel.

>>213428708
>didn't sell so well
It was a huge commercial success and had audience ratings through the roof.

>>213428681
This is true. Did you like Knives Out? I thought it was fun.

>>213428681
He would've been great as a Bond villain. He has that edge and ability. Maybe an Alec Trevelyan type but Bond himself? No way. This was a huge mistake and we live in a bizarro timeline.

>>213428489
>Brosnan was Bond for real men.
License to Kill was the closest adaptation of the books' Bond. a cold hearted badass killer who was ex-commando.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097742/

>>213428672
Brosnan was an excellent choice for Bond but those are really bad movies. Deal with it

>>213427221
1 Goldeneye sucked. 007 are a bunch of old forgettable movies

2 Brosnan was the best bond, and Die Another Day was the best 007 movie.

Graig's movies tried too hard with Spectre and Casino Royale. Le Chriffre and all that was OK, everything else was too shit to be true.

and Q was fucking gay, supposed to represent one of us "millennial hackers"

Good riddance.

>>213427155 (OP)
they weren't thinking. go woke go broke. that's why when they pushed nigger James bond they low-key told them to fuck off and killed the franchise.

>>213428733
>a huge commercial success and had audience ratings
not the audience i heard. and not successful enough for hollywood bosses for sure. of cose, movie earnings these days are mostly shit compared to any older bond movie.

>>213428767
Oh man, I love that movie. The tomboy tsundere, Pablo Escobar as a villain, the exotic South American locations, the amazing stunt work, the revenge story with actual emotion and drama, the beautiful ending in the pool. Perfect fucking movie. So goddamn good. I must've watched it about a hundred fucking times by now. I agree with your assesment. LTK is a Fleming novel on the big screen. If he lived to the 80's, he would've written a novel exactly like that film.

PAM 4 EVER

>>213428716
>Henry Cavill or Colin Farrell
No

>>213428789
No, they're great movies (sans woman M) and did their job just fine. Stop being an NPC bot, you fucking loser. Pathetic fuck.
>>213428812
Taken your meds yet? In any circle outside of internet schizophrenics such as yourself, Brosnan and his movies are beloved.

>>213428830
>Taken your meds yet? In any circle outside of internet schizophrenics such as yourself,
not an argument. very trolly and flamewarmongering. you're not my doc. only meds i take are for stomache acid. and my "circle" were SEAsians who were bored of it already.

>>213428824
Clive Owen was too old for a young Bond as was Craig. Only those two would've made sense as fresh rookie 00s.

>>213428830
This isn't reddit, we don't have to share the same opinion. It's weird how salty you are about this however

>>213428561>>213428561
Best looking European man on Earth is some fucked up Machista womanizer and has to put up with double crossing snake shit from his place of work.

Don't give a fuck, and don't think so no.

>>213428813
i don't like tsundere but she was fucking hot. actiongirl actresses are so damn ugly these days.

>>213428899
>>213428867
Are you Daniel's gay bar fags that he shags on the weekends?

>>213428919
>>>/lgbt/

>>213428871
aren't those guys American? you can't be American and be 007.

>>213428767
>License to Kill
>loses his licence to kill 30 minutes in
Dishonest film.

>>213428813
>the shy trad tomboy tsundere Bond girl
or
>the hot latina semen demon Bond girl
ball is in your court /tv. which one?

>>213428932
Go there and get sodomized by Daniel Craig all you want. COCKSUCKER.

Bond movies should be totally over the top and eye rolling which is what makes Goldeneye perfect

>>213428953
latinx chicks are crazy so i pick Austin Powers girls.

>>213428972
>NOOOO THEY SHOULD BE DEEP EXPLORATIONS ABOUT BOND'S CHILDHOOD TRAUMA AND HOW HE LIKES TO GET FUCKED BY MEN TO COPE WITH HIS PARENTS HECKIN DYING AND DRINKING AND SHIT LIKE THAT DUDE

>>213427248
Is this what the youtuber meant about Shadow Leakage?

>>213428969
I'm the guy who praised License To Kill. I don't really like newer Bond movies at all. Except Austin Powers and Mister Bean.
you're a fullretarded and lowquality twit trannie poster.

>>213428499
LMAO i wish it was this guy
Instead you'll get Tom Holland. even the Craig haters will APOLOGIZE when this (inevitably) happens.

>>213428996
>basedjack spamming now.
yeah you should go back to your shit chan and scream about loli animes being pedos right?

>>213429018
There's no way they pick Holland after he butchered that playstation game movie

>>213429018
Here's my pick.

>>213429027
>>213429008
The Craig spammer is actually a Craigfag trying to poison the well when it comes to anti-Craig sentiment. DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HIM.
>>213429051
Pascal is a producer on Bond and she diddled Holland when he was 18 for the role of Spider-Boy so she will pick him so she can get her muff licked by his thin pink lips.

>>213429018
DAYUMN he is too much of a bitch to be Bond.

get someone with life experience not this faggot

OHMSS is underrated. Lazenby's worst part is that he had to pretend to be retarded for a good part of the movie and people couldn't distinguish between that and his normal bits.

>>213429018
I despise Craig with every fiber of my being but I'd WITHOUT A SHRED OF IRONY rather get a black woman than this INSUFFERABLE and despicably lame sissy faggot. All he's good for is his pink asshole being sodomized by big fat ugly bastards.

>>213429091
imo his face looks goofy.

>OI DID YOU JUST DO A FOOKIN ROICISM and START DOING THIS guy is writing the new Bond movie
>DUNC guy is directing
BONDBROS
NOT LIKE THIS

>>213428830
>NOOOO, BOND WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS WAS WHEN IT WAS GREAT
The mind of a child.

>>213429148
Yes, Bond is an action hero franchise for men and boys. It needs explosions, action, stunts, cool guy moments and hot babes. You can kindly KILL YOURSELF AND YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE.

>>213429148
NOBODY wants to go see a movie that is all talk.

not my parents, friends and family. not a Cinema in Russia or Thailand.
if I wanted to be bored to death I'd read a book. most people are ESL and want their bang for their buck. an expensive million dollar explosion better be on film.

At the very least, scenery of parts of the world. we work like slaves for the movie ticket, fuck off.

>>213429112
Wasn't he an actual model prior to this?

DANIEL CRAIG IS A DEGENERATE SODOMITE

i dunno how they can make another bond movie that will be remotely interesting. they already did a soft reboot with craig and tore through all the cookie cutter modern espionage beats: old and out of touch spy, 2x rogue scorned guy from someone's past, ethereal mass surveillance, even a boring virus/nanomachine plot. what's next for bond? probably some ai related farce. maybe they will go full retard and start doing remakes like moonraker with space x or some shit

>>213429474
I actually think the whole post world war 2 spy era is over. so are bond films, the franchise is not relatable, it no longer tells a story they want out there told under the disguise of fiction.

you need a new war to come up with new material. this shit is literally Narcos of the 90s

>>213429474
An evil president is trying to annex a country and young gen Z Bond has to stop him.

>>213429588
>>213429571
>>213429474
You guys are all wrong. Bond is timeless as GoldenEye's existence proved. He surpassed his Cold War trappings and became a true hero for all seasons from then on. His last movie, despite starring a Russian homosexual midget and being pozzed up the ass, did nearly 800m and only second to that 1.9 billion Spider-Man movie. That's eternal cultural importance. All they need to do is get a hot young actor like ATJ and give him a cool action movie script with some cool quips and hot babes and awesome stunts and it's a surefire billion.

Reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR2OwmariWk

>>213427155 (OP)
Despite No Time To Die's box office, it feels like Craig's Bond killed the franchise. Then again I kinda felt that way after Die Another Day too now that I think about it, and people probably were the same about Moore's last few as well.

>>213430964
No, NTTD did the job. You don't kill off Bond. Ever. Daniel Craig will die and I will go piss on his grave for what he did to Bond.

>>213429293
It's a Bond actor thing, you wouldn't get it

>>213427155 (OP)
>LE RUSSIAN FACE
>LE NORWOOD 4
GRIM

>>213428949
It was originally called 'License Revoked' but Amerinoids are too retarded to understand what it meant so they changed it

>>213432646
>it's real
HOLY SHIT KEK

>>213428953
Pam and it's not even close

>>213432667
I remember watching LTK and she acted like an anime girl down to the details. Also the latina was such a slut and a whore. I wish I lived in the 80's.

>>213427155 (OP)
Daniel Crag is eternal KWAB

>>213427155 (OP)
Well he used to be a lot more handsome when younger.

>>213432792
looks like the same slav mongrel but with ill advised grown out hair

>>213428115
>She destroyed what her father had built
She gave us the best Bond movies and Brosnan. Eat shit.

>>213432646
LtK is a better title anyway

>>213428381
none of the other bonds are zesty like this. The fuck is wrong with this generation.

>>213432856
Go back to sucking dick, Barbara.

>>213428415
Brosnan was good but his movies were over the top 90s action movies. The guy was running around like chow yun fat guns akimbo and duel wilding machine guns.

>>213428489
Craig had the better films and performance. Though I like most of the bonds and dont understand some of the complaints people have. They take the franchise way too seriously.

>>213427221
to be fair that can be said about daniel as well only casino royal was kinda good (stupid fucking end) and the rest are kinda shit

>>213432792
that's worse. might as well hire Fabio the manslut.

>>213432962
>They take the franchise way too seriously.
that's basically the dan craig movies. they tried to make it more edgy and realistical. tryhards.

>>213429629
>hot young actor like ATJ and give him a cool action movie script with some cool quips and hot babes and awesome stunts and it's a surefire billion.

ATJ who?

>>213432821
it's called bong genes

>>213427155 (OP)
>filters /tv/ in your path

>>213427155 (OP)
>QoS
Really appropiate acronym for this cuck.

>>213434033
They did that cos the Brosnan movies went full retard.

>>213427155 (OP)
>>213428381
bond
gaymes bond

>>213434033
Films that take themselves seriously are based. Shame half of millenials liked that approach and the rest preferred the Joss Whedon approach which won in the end.

>>213428681
He was fun in Tomb Raider.

>>213434238
The Craig films don't take the concept of James Bond seriously.

>>213428159
Damn Bella Thorne isn't aging very well

>>213428813
I also like Kamens approach to the soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2aZrpCHQeY.

>>213427155 (OP)
James Bond was supposed to be a 7. It was only in the 90s they made him hot. Its a male fantasy show.

>>213427155 (OP)
>They replaced left with right
>What the fuck were they thinking?
A straight white man for a gay ugly faggot, modern Hollywood

>>213434221
i mean wtf was Moon Raker? you're pretending the older Bond were not cheesecake too?

>>213427155 (OP)
I know absolutely nothing about the James Bond franchise, but even I know that left mogs right. lol

>>213428115
counter point - Kubrick's daughter, John Milius's daughter

>>213435294
>gay ugly faggot, modern Hollywood
the first Dan Craig Bond move was.... 19 yrs ago. oh my buddha! i am old!

Goldeneye and TND are good but after that all of the bond scripts have sucked yeah i dont like Craig

>>213435293
>It was only in the 90s they made him hot
Pretty sure Brosnan was set to play Bond in the 1980s but he already had a long term TV contract. Remington Steele 5th season.
>https://www.slashfilm.com/1796583/pierce-brosnan-rule-james-bond-movies-tuxedo/
>le sauce.

>>213435378
Bond going to space more believable than Madonna's acting.

>>213435635
debatable. i liked Madonna's dancing and thought she was cheese maxed too.

>>213427155 (OP)
That's like the most cherry picked picture of all time.
Not saying Brosnan doesn't mog Craig but he really didn't look that bad when they cast him.

>>213427155 (OP)
Brosnan was a fun Bond but his movies were terrible

>>213427155 (OP)
Despite being a fag, Craig is a great actor

Hes probably bisexual, like most male actors.

>>213435674
most brit people ESPECIALLY actors were massive faggots, but that's not the point.

>>213434207
Craig's best performance as well. He's even more energetic and in the zone than Tom Cruise in this one. I think I like it because its basically Bourne identity 2 and License to Kill.

>>213435674
Why do people act surprised the drama school kids are gay or weird?

>>213427221
This, Brosnan was a great Bond, he just had the misfortune of all of his movies being the worst Bond movies ever (except for GoldenEye, which is one of the best).

is it worth watching all the bond movies from the beginning?

>>213434033
>that's basically the dan craig movies
No, it's people IIT like:
>>213428830
>>213428919

>>213435829
It's some sperg who has a hateboner for Craig. He brings it up in any thread that mentions him, not just Bond threads. Look how many times he's said it in this thread alone.

>>213435921
Sure, I started doing that a few weeks ago and I've been having a blast.

>>213434238
You can be goofy and fun and still take yourself seriously, which is what the Brosnan Bond films did. The cancer that is Joss Whedon would be goofy but self-deprecatingly snarky or meta to protect itself from criticism because millennials are spiritually irony poisoned people

>>213428415
Same