Thread 213429952

HOH: Mickey
Noms: Jimmy, Kelley, Rylie
Veto: Keanu

Powers:
- Zach 10k bribe

previously on /bb/: >>213426117

rytard being avas only real hater so far is a bit surprising, didn't expect him to be the first to clock her

Good morning ladies

why jared cluthing his bussy like dat? black bastard looks violated and disoriented

skip telling vince to go to bed

rat

>>213430229
Shut up ho

>>213430229
morning hogg

>>213430694
it's no wonder he tweaks out for how little sleep he gets

>>213430229
Morning Boss Hogg

>even after all of this, jimmy STILL wouldn't put ropes on the block during an HOH reign
send this flop home

had a wet dream about lauren

>>213430229
moring hogg

So we all know Jimmy is finito if he loses blockbuster, but does he get pity votes from Rachel and Ashley or do they make it unanimous?

>>213430229
good morning

>>213432422
i think jbone deserves a few pity votes

good morning

>>213430229
good morning boss hogg

>>213433011
was paulie molested? wouldn't he and his brother kiss their dad on the lips? weird shit

>>213432422
if rachel couldn't be bothered to give a pity vote to amy I don't think she will for jimbo
ashley might though

>>213433011
thought that was morgan for a second

>>213433407
eepy girl

*saves your feeds from months of Jimmy and hag/fag watchers yukking it up over him*

>>213433912
POOCH

>>213430229
Ohayouuuu Hogg Senpai
happy birthday kelley ^v^

wobble wobble

so laurens secretly not a dumbass huh

Boys and girls,
I understand you want to kill some time with this goyslop. Just be wary of the point of the goyslop which is to kill your time for repentance.

>>213434269
Donald Trump is the one to come before the Lord, to deceive many. He's been predictively programmed all over the tv industry. His quirky cameos have all a purpose.

TRUMP = 88 in English Gematria.

Trump's grandmother:
>Elisabeth CHRIST

Trump's grandfather:
>Frederich CHRIST Trump

Trump's grandmother death date:
>6/6/66

Trump's mother:
>Mary

"Donald J Trump" english gematria:
>888

"Jesus" greek gematria:
>888

Trump's original german name:
>Donald Johann Drumpf (6 6 6 letters)

Trump's age on day of inauguration:
>70 years, 7 months, 7 days

Meaning of "Donald":
>'Ruler of the world'

Israel founded:
>700 days after Trump's birth

Israel's birthday on Trump's 700th day as president:
>70 years, 7 months, 7 days

Aleister Crowley wrote a letter on 6/14/1946 regarding news of a "moon child" being born.

Trump's birthday:
>6/14/1946 (during a blood moon eclipse, the only one of the year)

https://twitter.com/DonnieDarkened/status/1527804590967619585

BACK TO /POL/ SCHIZOOOO

>>213433011
>>213433061
Cara Marie is older than Paulie and was his teenage crush
She 100% pegs him

>>213434328
It's /tv/ related as well, don't be a doodoo.
>>213434336

>>213434336
https://youtu.be/HH0AvaG3SqQ

>>213433011
Morgan looking goood

Black women are consistently the most homophpbic group of people on earth and reddit is just SHOCKED AND APPALLED by it
I love these little don't meet your heroes moments that leftists experience daily

>>213433977
queen of homphobia

>everyone in the house will put up Keanu/Kelley/Ashley next week except for Rachel
Fuck Arena

Kelley's boyfriend looks cute

>>213435198
aw they make a cute couple

>>213434877
Rytard will put up Micky/Morgan/Rachel

>>213435198
he kind of looks jewish

>>213435198
ngl i thought she was a virgin this entire time

>>213435340
lauren and zach are this seasons virgins

Black and brown people are scum.

>>213435325
He's still harboring a grudge against Keanu just because he hugged after a comp win and got his HOH taken away.
Might put him on the block.
I feel like every HG hate each other.

kelleys awake

>>213435581
kaysar is /ourguy/ tho

>>213435198
She needs a big Canadian cock

I should have been casted this season ong.

>>213435888
>casted

>>213434208
Finale night Keyser Soze moment

>>213433977
>>213434765
wtf I love black women now

feeds back, lauren is still horizontal

>>213436722
they better wake her up so i can start capping her ass

jimmy is packing his suitcase

ashley spilling mickey convo to rachel and will

>>213436946
she seems in high danger next week if she doesn't win, seems like a very easy 3rd nom for most of the house

zach vinny and lauren the only ones still in bed kek

>>213434208
This is why I never trust women doing the "teehee I'm so clumsy and innocent" act. LSU, no doubt trains have been ran on her btw.

ava thinks she is sick and wants to keep her distance from people today. i think its an excuse to not have to listen to the schizos. based strat?

>>213429952 (OP)
endemol paid spam thread
big brother sucks ass and no one cares about it

>>213434080
I wasn't a doomer but I have to admit ropes was the last person I figured would pull this shit kek, I had her pegged as memeesque, how (gladly) wrong I am

>>213437140
she's learning from her best buddy papa wont
ava WONT be socializing today

>>213433977
I was rooting for her for blowing up the hag squad, then she went and ruined it by attacking Kelley.

I'm just happy that taran isn't

she is using a peeler on a mango again

>>213437417
It's so beautifully poetic. The n bomb women he worships betrayed a gay male over a totally superficial reason like faith and lifestyle differences. There's nothing his faggot ass can say anymore

>>213434208
What makes you say that, did she read a book or something?

>>213437457
i cut mango like alton brown does and he uses a peeler
key is to not peel all of it, just leave enough so you can grab it and cut

LAUREN IS VERTICAL

>>213437487
She went full mask off around Zach on the hammock last night, it was kind of jarring. Like almost Jekyll and Hyde. She was making animated facial expressions, raising her voice, speaking at a normal human pace.

>>213437480
idc about cookout 2.0 or the weird obsession this thread has with race I just hate taran and don't think he even enjoys watching bb anymore

>>213437588
You should care about race and Cookouts because it's killing the show you love

>>213437555
nbomb im not drawing circles on my mango with a fucking sharpie cause some tv show guy says so

>>213437634
>random capitalization
opinion discarded rajesh

>>213437634
and yet I don't

the TLP got vert

how brutal do you think mickeytards edit is going to be?

that short clip of Rylie's dick went viral on twitter. i've seen people that don't even watch big brother post it kek

>>213437805
i bet they'll tone it down and not include some of the harsher stuff she said

>>213437815
Good for him

they saw some shit on the memory wall

>>213437805
>n bomb woman getting anything less than a perfect edit in current year
They make these Shaniquas look like Boston Rob

>>213437840
nothing she said wasnt true

It was time for Kelley to go last week and now she's stagnating everything

>>213437894
like what, exactly? i didn't claim she was lying, i was saying she was being a cunt

>>213437971
Kelley's time to go is when she leaves with 750k

>cirie mentioned
insane to think how she would've steamrolled the game were it not for her endless coddling of her failure of a son

>>213437971
>once X goes the REAL game will start
ppl say this all the time and that's when the season dies

>>213435888
pre social media i would have tried so hard to get on bb. unfortunately i had to be born in the 90s

>>213437457
I use a potato peeler on a mango to get the skin out and then just bite into it

>>213438111
most overrated player ever, her dumbass got hisam and red evicted. based jag carried her ass

>>213438117
Im 31 man and i think the days of me being casted are over. Also when I was younger I thought I could win now I know I would shoot myself in the foot early and that I hate people.

>>213438053
i never said you claimed she was lying. nothing she said was harsh enough to warrant not showing it on the show. if she was just making stuff up and and talking mad shit they wouldnt have even shown it on the feeds.

>>213438143
I wish Mj used a potato peeler on my cock.

>>213438162
if she doesnt convince matt to use his power on jag, jag doesnt win

>>213437572
retards fixate on low hanging fruit

>>213437815
he's about to abandon 10 more children after the season ends. pretty based desu

>>213438168
you wouldn't have won

>>213438189
i guarantee they won't include her mocking jimmy's "gay-ccent" or saying that kelley doesn't deserve a birthday party

>>213438203
Who is MJ?

>>213438168
for me personally, i dont even bother because i know i would have to quit my job to go

>>213438258
ok

>>213438264
that tall girl that was on big brother

>>213438224
You should've seen it. It was like "whoa"

>>213438224
?
You're insanely deluded if you think she's still some cherubic ditzy princess after watching that. She revealed that she's actually quite calculating, it was like watching a Phoenix Wright character reveal their true personality.

kek keanu saying he used go-daddy builtin tools to make a website. kelley not happy

>>213438291
Amanda?

jim told rach hes putting vince up

>>213438331
Kelley said she used chatgpt to code

>>213438381
missed that. sad

>>213438374
i thought that's always been the plan? vince, morgan, and mickey if i'm not mistaken

>>213438329
That's why I'm posting caps from then. She's an overthinker so when she has a lot on her mind socializing isn't on the forefront.

>>213438402
That would be a hell of a move but since Jimmy chose the safest route possible when he was HOH I'm not inclined to believe he'd actually do it

>>213438381
>>213438397
that's pretty common now actually

What did Lauren notice?

https://x.com/alovelysapphic/status/1953149214424248820?s=46

>>213438485
and its not a good thing

>>213438397
she said it yesterday, Rachel was asking her about her website I believe

>>213438488
would be nice if someone capped the entire thing instead of looping a tiny clip

>>213438381
Her website has got some bullshit design patterns.
Like if you land on her page, you'd not peg her for a web designer.

>>213438499
why

>>213438488
the mastermind struck again

>>213438533
They said the feeds cut

>>213438554
A lot of people with overly inflated egos are losing their job to it

>>213438429
Her game is to pretend to be a ditz so that she doesn't have to reveal info to anyone and can soak it all up. She even said in the conversation with Zach
>I just kept quiet while X said blah blah blah to me
She's purposely doing this shit. Her HoH she purposely acted retarded so as to get away cleanly as just an indecisive ditz rather than someone to actively target. You're insanely deluded if you don't think this is the case.

>>213438253
Oh your right I wouldent.

But I thought I could and that would make me better tv. Now im aware I have zero chance of winning

>>213438359
Who is Amanda?

We're the only ones who seem to be really enjoying this season lmao. So much vitriol and I've never been more excited for a live eviction

did kat just say "word" when replying to mickey?

I have a few gay friends on Twitter who are threatening to drop this season if Jimmy is voted out. Same people that hated Jimmy about a week ago too

>>213438700
>gay guys not watching a reality show

>>213438700
No idea why they care about him so much, Jimmy is the worst type of fag and can't even create good drama

nobody cares about twitter. go back

>>213438596
I'm saying that people calling her retarded are the retards fixating on low hanging fruit. I said she was above average intelligence earlier and then got people quoting SAT scores as if those even matter at all.

>>213438748
Essentially what they had been saying last week. My theory is that they’re terrified of their queen Rachel being in danger if he’s gone.

kat's uterus hurts

>>213438808
Rylie has a big wang

>>213438808
it's the BRC

>I have a few gay friends on Twitter
I hate this fucking website so much

>>213438832
boo fuckin hoo

Kat’s uterus hurts

>>213438808
Of course it does

big dick reily >>>>>>> small dick zach

>>213438329
Until I see a clip I'm going to assume it's made up.

Does Rylie even like Kat that much or is he just hornier than he’s ever been? Like she’s hot but I don’t know how their personalities mesh at all

camera guy snap zoomed in on keanu eating a banana

>>213438637
maybe you'd be a better hg now since you'd be coming in with a doomer attitude leading to risky but entertaining gameplay

>>213438949
True. If I was casted now I just wouldent give a fuck and play for second place.

>>213438947
camera guys are extremely based. I think it would be a kino job depending on how many breaks you get

>>213438920
Whal is she always looking so forlorn about?

>>213438920
they're both aquarius i wonder if thats a good match

>>213438920
he came here to get his dick wet and she's the only blond haired white girl in the house

>>213439019
becoming a single mother will fix that

>>213439055
You keep him in the house for a while he's fucking Mickey. Screen cap this fuck n bombs and fuck T'kor

Racist Keanu accent!

Does this season have more people with relationships back home than usual? Zae, Zach, Rylie, Keanu, Lauren, and Kat are the only single ones?

>>213439021
Aquarius usually date Sag or Leo big loudmouth fire signs but Rylie basically fits that bill

>>213439099
She wants to suck on it so bad

>>213439098
Nevermind I forgot Morgan and Mickey. Morgan has been single for over ten years

>>213439116
Imagine if they casted you man. Could be your ding dong

>>213431026
Just waiting for her time as permanent pawn that will accidentally get sent home when somebody more useful sits next to her.
>Everybody loves you Ava. You aren’t my target, and will be safe.

>>213431026
Shes actually fucking gross and the fact people were simping her here makes me mad.

>>213437304
based

>>213439161
if i was casted it would be an orgy in there

>>213439184
Morgan said last night that they want Ava in jury but can’t let her get deep into it because she will beat anybody. Mickey agreed but I hope Morgan gets sniped even before jury

>>213439228
>skeptical of astrology
That's very Taurus

uh oh reddit and twitter are gonna seethe over morgan buying her dog from a breeder

>>213439210
Dude you can't say things like. Have you forgotten october already?

astrology reeks of bpd women

rylie trying to sleep during the dog convo

>>213439283
Do I have to say it?

>>213438783
>SAT scores
You are retarded.

>>213439344
yes

>>213439449
We're.

>>213437304
This clip is way fucking cooler than that gay ass dance clip from last season

>>213438554
there's nothing wrong with using it for lots of repetitive basic code if you know what you're doing. the problem is plenty of people are lazy and don't actually know what is going on so don't catch when the ai does in fact fuckup

Jimmy campaigning to Keanu is so satisfying

>>213439510
Could you imagine him leaving after how cocky he was during his HOH acting like Keanu was already gone

>>213439510
jimmys got five votes!

>>213439406
In some ways I am retarded. In other ways I am far more advanced than most.

>vince and lauren have both indicted they’re gonna keep me
KEK

>>213439553
>I am retarded
trvke

>>213439520
I miss Big D just smoking all day. Bitching up a storm and drinking a 2L bottle like it's normal sized one.

>>213439563
mad how everyone thinks they're super close to Lauren

>>213439579
Again focusing on low hanging fruit. pathetic

Anyone going to end up pregnant this season?

>>213439604
she mindfucked those donkeys

>>213439617
Kat could have a ghost baby like Bayleigh

Really need Kelley to beat Jimmy’s ass in the Blockbuster cause of how cocky he is that he’s gonna beat her

>>213439605
nta but you're cringe af

>>213439617
Kat 100%

>>213439655
You're mean

>>213439825
Don't worry about that snarky fag

>>213439648
I'm mentally preparing for the nightmare scenario of him winning the BB

>>213439875
I'd prefer him to stay for the drama it will bring

>>213439904
Would be cool if the house had any attempt to push Rylie out here but everyone seems to be shutting it down entirely. They’re being too nice by not wanting to evict him on the week his HOH was taken away

>>213439904
I feel he'll just big a big bitch and just put up the house pariahs again despite what he's said so far.

>>213439617
zach will have a virgin birth

I love lauren and her waddle

>>213440054
I do too.

>>213439712
>>213439799
KEANU 4 SWINGVOTE
KEANU 4 HOH

>>213440080
Her walk is impossible to imitate

>>213439904
But his quips are scripted.
I heard that all his quips are variations from 'Drag Race'.

jimmy better lose

KEANU 4 HOH

>>213440080
me too she walks so uniquely

>>213440112
If he stays, M&M will seethe to hell and that's the drama we need. I hope he rubs it in Mickeys face

>>213440160
I'd risk it all lads

Lauren walking always reminds me of this

I’d be ok with jimmy winning blockbuster if rylie left but if he wins then kelley is leaving and I can’t have that happening

>>213440177
She always walks to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy for me lmaoooo

>>213440177
kek

I'm gonna fuckin win the fuckin BB and fuckin take myself off the fuckin block motherfucker

>>213440226
>holding the wine glass like a woman
Zesty

>>213440160
she kinda looks like a combination of the two sisters from the fresh prince

>>213440226
Honestly if you shaved his mustache and gave him long black hair he would look like a fucking witch

poor kitty kat

cookout back together?

>>213440295
They never disbanded

people keep falling for will caring about ashley

>>213440276
He has cruel eyes.

>>213440276
Imagine female Rylie, she would be a bpd yandere

>>213440326
really? mickey and will talk mad shit about ashley behind her back

>>213440501
That is because they are evil.

>>213440344
Will had the opportunity to tell Mickey that Ashley was campaigning for Jimmy but only said Zach and Vinny instead. He’s trying to play both sides with Mickey and Ashley

>>213440484
>foul mouthed southern white trash bpd girl with tattoos
I can fix her.

Rylie has died

https://parade.com/tv/big-brother-27-august-6-2025-episode-13-sneak-peek-rylie-mickey

>“You f–king backstabbed me,” Rylie bluntly tells Mickey. “Believe the f–k what you want to hear.”

If someone died in the house would they cancel the rest of the season? Like natural causes in their sleep, nothing too fucked up

>>213440662
hundo p

>>213440621
Damn, how are they going to jam pack into the edit that they’re absolutely together now and best buds?

>>213440662
Somebody on a French version of Survivor died on the island and the host killed themselves later on

I can’t wait until we get Julie’s sneak peek into the arena comp tomorrow. It’s fun seeing and deciding who will win it based on how she does

>>213440295
no everyone is on board to take out ashley next except ropehead who is all over the place

who /flippingthroughthefilesoftheirmind/ here?

>>213440758
except will. he wouldnt pur her up or vote her out. sounds like a cookout reunion to me

what is rylie all assblasted about today? this guy is moodier than a teenage girl

>>213440889
he’s so horny and can’t take it anymore

>>213440889
Kat’s uterus is hurting her and he’s pissed that women have to go through pain like that

Do you think Lauren will cry when she’s evicted? Made me sad thinking about it even though I think she sucks

lmao

>WATCH THE ATTITUDE!

>>213440826
it's all I do

>>213440938
What’s the context?

>>213440992
Rylie snapped at Katharine over nothing for the 10294940019939176th time

>>213440826
surprised that zoomers know about existence of files

>>213440992
rylie to kat

>good kisser
>cory can confirm what that tongue can do
kelley hot fire

>>213440889
hes gotta bust that nut

wtf is a blowjob shot?

>>213441193
>when the zest kicks in

>>213441196
local glory hole visit?

>>213440826
im going through my data banks

>>213441196
amaretto, Irish cream and whipped cream.

why is keanu asking to talk to lauren

>>213441315
Meeting of the minds

>>213441348
>Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
>Lo. Lee. Ta.
>She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.
Keanu might have patrician taste.

Ava legit sleeps 80% of the day

>>213441427
Nabokov was literally the GOAT lmao

>>213441427
that book is enjoyable only if you are english literature major
Infinite Jest, now that's a banger book

>>213441429
Why do they let her? Seems like they let people nap a lot more now unless BB is bored

>ashley, will, and mickey go over who they “need in the house”
>ashley says ava
>will says zach
>mickey says rylie
incredible

>>213441539
Go back to /lit/ psuedypoo, we don't read the works of cowards.

>>213441553
Rylie?? Jesus Christ this guy has super powers over Mickey

imagine julie interviewing lauren

>>213440722
it was actually the swedish show, Expedition Robinson

>>213441611
>Julie: So what's the deal with you and Zach?
>Lauren: Um....I don't know.....I'm scared.....
>Julie: Watch the rest of my interview with Lauren CBS dot com

>>213441553
didnt ava throw ashley utb to mickey last night

Julie was so hype over the cast last year and said it was her favorite of all time. How do you think she feels about this one?

>>213441640
Wait so that's a separate entity from Survivor altogether?

>>213441677
that cast was super religious so it makes sense

>>213441659
I expect this as well, but I didnt expect Adrian to turn on like a sleeper agent right after getting evicted.

>>213441667
Yes, Ava found it stupid as hell that she’s campaigning for Jimmy out of nowhere

>>213441677
She hasn't recovered since Adrian's exit.

>>213441667
yes

keanu wants to keep jimmy

KWAB

>>213441684
it was the og survivor. it started 3 years before borneo aired

>>213441759
you got misted by keanu

>>213441541
They’ve been more lenient with napping in recent years but she really pushes it

>>213441759
king keanu got bored after not being the house target for one day

>>213441759
Over Kelley? Or Rylie too?

finally vince is here to give lauren her opinion on what to do

>>213441759
He said he won’t vote to keep Jimmy unless Vince and Lauren agree

>>213441867
the prompt engineer of LaurenGPT

YOU’RE MY FUCKIN GIRL AND I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU IN THIS FUCKIN HOUSE

>>213440270
Kek

>I’m marrying you whenever you get out of here
KAT RUN

kek keanu caught kelley making faces at the camera behind his back when he hugged her

>>213442116
I hate when they do that

jfc lauren. she wants to wait till after the blockbuster to decide

Lauren, Vince, and Keanu shitting on Kelley for her lack of social awareness but agree that they should keep her over Jimmy

simp WILL impregnate kat after the show

what are the chances the 3 buddies go back to back
ashley
mickey
and will

>>213442308
Who is going to target will?

>>213442308
will is a final 2 goat
swap him for morgan

>>213442235
she’s thinking

>>213442308
Ashley and Mickey I can see, Will's going in late jury though. No one's going to waste their HoH on him.

>>213442308
Wont aint going anywhere

Keanu bros….Rachel made a bigger heart with Jimmy

>>213442235
>um uh i dunno
*zach appears on a hammock*
>so i've decided these are our targets, we need to get them out, i've calculated from what everyone's told me while i play dumb who the best targets are

>>213442450
based tlp

kelley thinks she can stay over rylie

all fags out

>>213442511
Tasty Lauren poo?

>>213441057
WHYD YOU MAKE ME DO THIS TO YOU

>>213442654
I like Kelley but I think it’s time to just rip the bandaid off this week. She’s not going far and she’s not getting any better at gameplay or takes. Jimmy staying would be kind of kino too

>>213438039
This is like if Dr. Who was a Redneck.
>>213438551
That's really cute desu wtf

>>213442768
i love kelley. i just wish she had actual allies. she might be able to navigate better if she did. like if vince clued her in from the beginning of the house perception and how people view her, she could've pivoted

IF YOU TALK ABOUT GETTING RID OF WILL

WE WILL CUT FEEDS

BIG BROTHER NEEDS TO STOP KATHERINE FROM ENABLING RYLIE BY HOPING HE WILL GO AWAY!!

HE IS NEVER """GOING AWAY""" KATHERINE WHAT THE ACTUAL SHITFUCK????

DUDE ITS LIKE GET TO THE PHYSICAL ABUSE PART THIS IS BREAKING MY MIND ITS DISGUSTING AND FUCKED

STOOOOOOPP HOLY SHIT PLEASE STOOOOP

>>213442813
Rachel tried to tell her that she has zero friends or allies and that her game is donezo if she stops winning comps but Kelley didn’t care

>>213442852
shes enjoying the thrill

>>213438551
vibe coding slop

NEW

>>213442961
>>213442961
>>213442961
>>213442961
>>213442961

>>213442903
yeah but if that same advice came from vince, she probably would've listened.