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Anonymous No.213432113 >>213432131 >>213432174 >>213432413 >>213432637 >>213432881
THE COLDEST BLOOD RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS
YOU KNOW MY NAME
Anonymous No.213432131 >>213432162
>>213432113 (OP)
Should've been the lead of 28 Years instead of that faggot son
Anonymous No.213432162 >>213432363 >>213432390
>>213432131
why this dude always the best part of movies he's barely in but is shit when he's the lead? what gives? he mogs Pitt and Goose in Bullet train, Fall Guy and 28 Years later but was shit in Kraven
Anonymous No.213432174 >>213432204 >>213432260 >>213432397
>>213432113 (OP)
White Bond makes no sense anymore, UK is 99% brown
Anonymous No.213432204
>>213432174
>OP picrel is white
Anonymous No.213432260
>>213432174
Jews aren’t white
Anonymous No.213432363 >>213432384 >>213432989
>>213432162
Watch Kick-Ass, loser.
Anonymous No.213432384 >>213432415
>>213432363
that doesn't count. he was a kid back then. i think the guy has huge charisma but never when he's the lead. perhaps Bond will prove he can be the lead.
Anonymous No.213432390
>>213432162
The only problem with Kraven is that he wasn't fully nude in it
Anonymous No.213432396
Why would they choose him, I wonder?
Anonymous No.213432397
>>213432174
Hyksos are not coptic, anon.
Anonymous No.213432413
>>213432113 (OP)
They should stop pussyfooting around and fucking announce the choice already, this is getting annoying. No, Time to Die! came out four fucking years ago.
Anonymous No.213432415 >>213432446
>>213432384
He was a grown ass man, kek. Whatever anon. Kick-Ass was the most he's acted in to date.
Anonymous No.213432430 >>213432555
>Uh...I'm B-Bond...James B-Bond, I guess...oh HECK m'am I'm sorry if me being a male is causing you distress and if I'm raping you right now....what? you want me to suck a big fat ugly bastard? oh JEEZ do I have to? Oh well if he's gentle. *sucking insues* Oh, jeez, well this is bigger than I'm used to but anything for Britain! I mean, not in a heckin racist way or anything!
Anonymous No.213432446
>>213432415
>barely 20
he was too young to gauge but he was great in that. very memorable. he'd make a great Bond with how he is now.
Anonymous No.213432455
Cowards. You are all cowards.
Anonymous No.213432485 >>213432506 >>213432517 >>213432526 >>213432666 >>213433023
it should be dan stevens anyway. Great actor, has done actiony type shit before, and he's handsome as fuck.
Anonymous No.213432506 >>213432526 >>213432537
>>213432485
He was tapped for Bond in 2015 before Craig changed his mind like a woman last minute and came back. What a fucking tragedy. He would've been perfect at that age.
Anonymous No.213432515
>Dune lead: Jew
>Jurassic Park Lead: Jew
>Superman Lead: Jew
>Minecraft Lead: Jew

It literally has never been this bad
Anonymous No.213432517 >>213432580
>>213432485
He could definitely play the character with a bit of menace that I think would be novel, but I think he might be a little too weird for Bond.
Anonymous No.213432526
>>213432506
>>213432485
also, he played Bond in audiobooks and could've done it in the movies. what a shame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q5i9GXRVQA
Anonymous No.213432537 >>213432574
>>213432506
See, I didn't know that and now I'm kind of upset. Even still, he's only 42, he could crank out one or two bond flicks without much worry.
Anonymous No.213432544 >>213432574
It's Leo Suter. He's young and cheap and unknown.
Anonymous No.213432555 >>213432607
>>213432430
I bet this sounded really funny in your head.
Anonymous No.213432574
>>213432537
At the rate movies are being made NOW? No way, he could only make one. Which is why they're either going for >>213432544 or someone similar because they have time on their side.
Anonymous No.213432580 >>213432607
>>213432517
>a little too weird for Bond.
Bond is a reflection of the times, look at roger moore bond during the sexual revolution. To have this wild-eyed intense guy who is a bit edgy in a weird way and makes you unsure and anxious about what depravity/violence he's capable of or even finds moderately entertaining is exactly the vibe of the last few years.
Anonymous No.213432607 >>213432661
>>213432555
It's not supposed to be funny since it's not exaggerating anything about Tom Holland as a person.
>>213432580
Given his pedigree and roles, I think ATJ could pull this off. He was amazing in Nocturnal Animals.
Anonymous No.213432637 >>213432713
>>213432113 (OP)
One of the better choices.
But my god when they take pictures of him he needs to reduce his puckered lips, sucked in cheeks and squint eyes shtick i know they tell them to do that because its a "model" thing but he overdoes it to the point it looks ridiculous
Anonymous No.213432661 >>213432679
>>213432607
>t-this parody wasn't meant to be humorous!
please stop
Anonymous No.213432666
>>213432485
Yeah this guy was a menace in the guest.
Anonymous No.213432679 >>213432848
>>213432661
Just say you're a capeshitter that is offended that I exposed HECKIN SPIDEY for the Jew cumguzzling slave he is. KICK ROCKS AND SUCK COCKS.
Anonymous No.213432713 >>213432865 >>213432933
>>213432637
He has top-tier genetics (scientists named him the most handsome man in the world and said he had a 99.6 percent perfect face) but, much like w*men when they're heckin raped, he was groomed by some ugly hag and enslaved by her so he purposefully acts like a tool and styles himself badly to be unattractive when he has 10/10 Bond genes.
Anonymous No.213432848 >>213432867
>>213432679
You sound like you're 14 and it's your first month of having unsupervised access to the internet. Please stop.
Anonymous No.213432865 >>213432884
>>213432713
>balding
>top tier genetics
laffin me ass off
Anonymous No.213432867 >>213432894
>>213432848
>PLEASE HECKIN STOP AND JUST AGREE WITH ME AND WHATEVER I SAY DON'T BE SO HECKIN UNWHOLESOME
Anonymous No.213432881 >>213432900
>>213432113 (OP)
I want Callum Turner to be Bond
Anonymous No.213432884 >>213432924
>>213432865
>that guy
>balding
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL says the fucking tub of lard who is shitting on his own shit and piss
end your life and die in pain
Anonymous No.213432894
>>213432867
You're just not a funny person. You're trying very hard and it's not working.
Anonymous No.213432900 >>213432922
>>213432881
I want to kill and rape Callum Turner as Dua Lipa the Bosnian whore watches.
Anonymous No.213432920 >>213432948
Holy fuck how much longer is the casting process going to drag on
Anonymous No.213432922
>>213432900
kek
Anonymous No.213432924 >>213432948
>>213432884
He's very handsome, but balding. I'm 4 inches taller than him, my thick full hair isn't receding and my wife is younger than his.
Anonymous No.213432933
>>213432713
see in this picture he looks fairly normal no need for sucked in cheeks and squinty eyes
Anonymous No.213432948 >>213432974
>>213432924
You're fat, jobless, a loser, a virgin, bald and short. You will die alone and forgotten and your parents will be glad you finally died so they can forget you exist.
>>213432920
2 MORE WEEKS
Anonymous No.213432974
>>213432948
all that because I said a successful actor is balding? You don't know that unless you're an old beautiful woman he won't fuck you, right? And even then, he's too old to be groomed now
Anonymous No.213432989
>>213432363
mogged by cage, mclovin, and fridge body herself, chloe moretz
Anonymous No.213433023 >>213433063
>>213432485
The Irish guy Aidan Turner was Bond-like in this Agatha Christie adaption in 2015 called And Then There Were None
Anonymous No.213433063 >>213433191
>>213433023
Too old now, and was slightly too swarthy. Would've been a great choice otherwise.
Anonymous No.213433191
>>213433063
Yep that's why I stressed 2015. Can't do now but had the look in 2015 and we know he can do a chad-tier English accent based on Poldark. But we can all agree that craig was shit and hogged the spotlight for too long