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Anonymous No.213433442 >>213433488 >>213433759 >>213433914 >>213434107 >>213434140 >>213434182 >>213434277 >>213434345 >>213434349 >>213434864 >>213435272 >>213435718 >>213436537 >>213437699 >>213438887 >>213440150
Kate Mara seduces and kills vampires in her new movie
“She Kills Them” sees Mara playing Chloe Jacobs, a woman in her late 30s living a dangerous double life. By night, she seduces and slays vampires as part of a secret government operation. By day, she’s just another jaded New Yorker trying to figure out her personal life. But when she meets Eric — someone she actually connects with — her two worlds collide.
https://variety.com/2025/film/global/kate-mara-vampire-romantic-she-kills-them-dan-clark-tea-shop-1236394175/
Anonymous No.213433488
>>213433442 (OP)
Anonymous No.213433494 >>213435222
>mfw
Anonymous No.213433759
>>213433442 (OP)
How does she continue to sexualize her roles bros?
Anonymous No.213433914
>>213433442 (OP)
Perfect hourglass figure
Anonymous No.213434107 >>213437062
>>213433442 (OP)
Love my monkefu
Anonymous No.213434140
>>213433442 (OP)
God I wish I was a vampire.
Anonymous No.213434182
>>213433442 (OP)
...Buffy bros, we are so fucking back!
Anonymous No.213434277
>>213433442 (OP)
Monke girl
Anonymous No.213434345 >>213434376
>>213433442 (OP)
What is it with these chicks making me want to sex monkes? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
Anonymous No.213434349
>>213433442 (OP)

That sounds really dangerous. Bloodsucking immortals would notice their people going missing and investigate pretty quickly. Their society would be like Jews shorting airline stocks and calling in sick to work on 9/11 on steroids.
Anonymous No.213434376 >>213434695
>>213434345
Reject humanity, embrace monke
Anonymous No.213434695
>>213434376
I embrace
Anonymous No.213434816
Good premise. I will give it a watch
Anonymous No.213434864 >>213434915 >>213435081 >>213438462
>>213433442 (OP)
This the movie where she's hanging all over a black guy? No thanks. Plus she already showed her tits years ago and she wasn't 42 then. Interested to see her make out with her sister in that Werner Herzog movie though
Anonymous No.213434915
>>213434864
The movie where she fucks the black guy The Dutchman. This is a different project.
Anonymous No.213435063
monke
Anonymous No.213435081
>>213434864
I cant wait for Buckimg Fastard
Anonymous No.213435100 >>213435222
>mfw
Anonymous No.213435222 >>213435465
>>213433494
>>213435100
How are you 2 always around?
Anonymous No.213435272 >>213435667
>>213433442 (OP)
>see hot girl in kino
>EEEEEEEW MONKE
this is your brain on /tv/
Anonymous No.213435465
>>213435222
Monkebot
Anonymous No.213435667
>>213435272
I love monke
Anonymous No.213435718 >>213435877 >>213436028
>>213433442 (OP)
>“She Kills Them”

oh she has killed millions and continues to do so
Anonymous No.213435877
>>213435718
Its a metaphor title
Anonymous No.213436028
>>213435718
Thats what all of her sexual roles are catered to
Anonymous No.213436081 >>213436230
>Tea Shop Films and the Project said in a statement, “We love seeing a romantic comedy with a twist — something that speaks to rom-com fans, genre lovers and young adult audiences all at once. This project is fresh, clever, and genuinely entertaining, with a heroine you can’t help but root for.”

>“Imagine if ‘Buffy’ grew up to become ‘Fleabag,'” said Clark, who’s best known for directing and starring in the popular BBC comedy “How Not to Live Your Life.” “While there’s action and vampires, this is ultimately a grounded, character-driven romantic comedy — think ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ with the occasional kick-ass fight sequence.”

yeah, I think I'll pass
Anonymous No.213436230
>>213436081
I think im in
Anonymous No.213436537
>>213433442 (OP)
That body...
Anonymous No.213437062 >>213438240
>>213434107
She and Milly Alcock should team up for a new Planet Of The Apes erotic thriller.
Anonymous No.213437699 >>213439844
>>213433442 (OP)
Anonymous No.213438240
>>213437062
Too kino for this world
Anonymous No.213438462 >>213439122
>>213434864
>Make out with her sister
Im sorry what???
Anonymous No.213438887
>>213433442 (OP)

SHE MONKE
Anonymous No.213439122
>>213438462
Its comfirmed Kate and Rooney have a threesome with Orlando Bloom but nothing confirmed about them kissing.
Anonymous No.213439844
>>213437699
she cute little jaguar
Anonymous No.213440150 >>213440712
>>213433442 (OP)
Why she so horny?
Anonymous No.213440712
>>213440150
She horne monke