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Anonymous No.213433570 >>213433631 >>213434103 >>213434154 >>213434199 >>213434217 >>213434463 >>213434522 >>213434678 >>213436801 >>213436857 >>213437632 >>213438761 >>213439845
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Anonymous No.213433605
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary
Anonymous No.213433631
>>213433570 (OP)
>o-one ticket for the 40 year old virgin p-please r-robert
Anonymous No.213434103
>>213433570 (OP)
America: The Movie
Anonymous No.213434154 >>213436228
>>213433570 (OP)
Me in 6 years.
Anonymous No.213434199
>>213433570 (OP)
>First poster for a 20 year anniversary
>It's the original with "20 Year Anniversary" added
Do there need to be any more?
Anonymous No.213434217
>>213433570 (OP)
India the movie
Anonymous No.213434338 >>213434653 >>213435180 >>213435304 >>213436228 >>213440362 >>213440879
I'm turning 30 this year and never been on a date or kissed a girl
Anonymous No.213434463 >>213436228
>>213433570 (OP)
There will be a remake of this movie next year.
Starring me
Anonymous No.213434522
>>213433570 (OP)
Should be retitled "A 40 Year Old Virgin"
Anonymous No.213434653 >>213435304 >>213436228
>>213434338
I'm 34 and same. I'm not ugly or short, just fucked in the brain, too much of a worthless person, too much self hatred to ever make the attempt at flirting with a woman.
Anonymous No.213434678 >>213435444
>>213433570 (OP)
>it's been 20 years
Anonymous No.213435180 >>213435353
>>213434338
It's only downhill from here anon
Anonymous No.213435304
>>213434338
Based.
>>213434653
Ah-bloo-bloo-bloo, get a grip of yourself.
Anonymous No.213435353
>>213435180
>It's only downhill from here anon
Wrong, now you go full jew mode and focus on making money. You'll still be a sperg, but a comfy one.
Anonymous No.213435444
>>213434678
2005 feels that long ago to be fair
Anonymous No.213436198
As a sex haver and father of four hwite kids, sex is overrated outside of marriage.
I'll tell you what, I wish I was a virgin before meeting my wife. It made me feel like I couldn't give her the honor of being the only woman to know my body.
Anonymous No.213436228 >>213436816 >>213437061 >>213437064
>>213434154
>>213434338
>>213434463
>>213434653
90% chance you browse /pol/
Anonymous No.213436550 >>213436822
you fags need to go back to /r9k/
Anonymous No.213436763 >>213436780 >>213436885 >>213436964 >>213437038
Not sleeping with a random woman to fit in with normalfags. Not going to get with a single woman. Not going to get an STD for momentary pleasure and a normalfag's blessing. Fuck you
Anonymous No.213436780
>>213436763
I meant not going to get with a single mother
Anonymous No.213436801
>>213433570 (OP)
Can't believe Todd Phillips got away with making an unauthorized reboot of this
Anonymous No.213436816
>>213436228
I'm them and I don't.
Hell I never really did.
Anonymous No.213436822
>>213436550
and women need to go back to the kitchen
Anonymous No.213436857
>>213433570 (OP)
My fucking birthday…

Thanks, God. Really appreciate that.
Anonymous No.213436885
>>213436763
>Not going to get with a single woman.
Based. Sharing is caring.
Anonymous No.213436964
>>213436763
You sound afraid to have sex.
Anonymous No.213437038 >>213437766
>>213436763
>le sour grapes
Anonymous No.213437061
>>213436228
Guess I'm the 10% then.
Anonymous No.213437064
>>213436228
Holy shit how did you know lol
Anonymous No.213437082
>The 43yo volcel
if they made a movie about me
Anonymous No.213437632
>>213433570 (OP)
I didn't even have a gf til 30 lol 35 Now swimming in pussy who cares don't let this gay shit define you girls actually like incels the right girls don't care and usually virgins themselves don't chase sluts bros
Anonymous No.213437766 >>213438725
>>213437038
>le permanent lifeline disease
Hope it was worth it bro
Anonymous No.213438725
>>213437766
Kek been fucking longer than you've been alive and haven't caught anything.
Anonymous No.213438761
>>213433570 (OP)
can't wait for the re-release in 2045
Anonymous No.213438804 >>213439022 >>213439086 >>213439232 >>213439361 >>213440395 >>213440879
I'm turning 21 in 3 months and still haven't had sex. Is it over for me?
Anonymous No.213439022
>>213438804
Bbws
Anonymous No.213439086
>>213438804
no
>t. turning 22 in 4 months
Anonymous No.213439170 >>213439284
Gone on dates with a few women in the past, but whenever I find out they've been with other men, I just completely lose interest. I can't force myself to want an used woman, so I just kind of accepted it's not happening.
Hopefully I won't get desperate when I'm older, when I have even worse options.
Anonymous No.213439232
>>213438804
aye
Anonymous No.213439284
>>213439170
There's no reason to pursue used good when you can just fap to perfection on the internet
Anonymous No.213439361 >>213440924 >>213441789
>>213438804
Did not have sex till my 26th birthday with a lesbian I met in a feminism class.

Years later my girl was riding me last weekend and whispered, β€œGive me your cum, daddy” as I shot my load. There is hope
Anonymous No.213439422
>destroy the precious things in your life, sell your belongings, change your hobbies, personality and character for a single mom with a mixed kid!
Anonymous No.213439845
>>213433570 (OP)
>tfw 37 y/o khsv

I am a fit, normal-looking guy who is self-employed, and the 20-something neighbour looked at me sex-wantingly a while ago

However, I am also an extreme social retard with enormously self-destructive OCD.
I have a 6-9 hour hygiene routine, and it has fucked me worse than anything else in life (unsurprisingly given the sexlessness).

When will there be a movie about me??
Anonymous No.213440033
I think I could've lost my virginity with this fat chick that was into me but I don't want to be in a relationship with her because she's an extreme leftist and will hate my chud ways, I'd rather not do anything
The reason for the relationship part is because I'm not into the idea of pump and dump
I mean this girl was the only girl who I ever talked to more than any other one and she was into me I could've easily gone for it but I can't do it, I'm a 28 year old virgin btw

Oh well!
Anonymous No.213440362
>>213434338
Based.
Anonymous No.213440395
>>213438804
Yes.
Anonymous No.213440879
>>213434338
>>213438804
Go to Philippines
Anonymous No.213440924
>>213439361
Based daddy
Anonymous No.213441789
>>213439361
Why did you fucked your own daughter?