Thread 213436298

i dont watch black movies

>>213436298 (OP)
Oh, judging by that image, there definitely won't be any seething racial hatred oozing from this production.

This looked like Black Swan but football

>>213436298 (OP)
¡Satanico!

>>213436298 (OP)
This feels like post-post something.

as usual the kikes love subverting Christian imagery

>>213436298 (OP)
Reject all niggers.

What kind of fucked up name is Skip Bronkie lmao

>>213436298 (OP)
Peele is a racial grifter faggot and the only people who like him are kikes and self-hating white leftists.

That looks AI generated

>>213436298 (OP)
>From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele...

>>213436298 (OP)

What do you think the missing
> ME
> YOU
> THEY
will be about?

>>213436298 (OP)
Let me guess, all white characters are evil or bad in some way. If they aren't evil, then they are gay or just dumb and die during the movie or get set straight by a poc character. All the other normal "good" characters are black, asian or mixed with multiple brown

>>213436298 (OP)
Very subtle imagery

>>213436298 (OP)
>Jordan Peele kino
Peele is just a producer on this. He doesn't even have a writing credit.

>>213436651
editors note: jordan peele is a nigger

>>213436947
It's a white guy holding two black cocks, isn't it?

la creatividad....

Jordan Peeles filmography in 20 years time.

>in
>door
>who?
>when it
>ME
>How could
>Same

>>213436298 (OP)
>written by Skip Bronkie
What? It's like Temu's Spike Lee

>>213437162
>>213436910
From the hints in the trailer the white guy is Jesus being tempted by the Devil (who's black)

>>213437162
What the fuck is wrong with your faggot brain? Also the protagonist is biracial not White.

>>213437162
>white

>>213437334
>zoomers smoking for aesthetics
lol no wonder she walled herself.

>>213436298 (OP)
Trailer looked cool very unexpected? I like how strange it is, movies are going interesting places!

>>213437430
Bruh is named Tyriq ffs.

>>213437430
That's white in America tho

>A promising young up-and-coming football player (Tyriq Withers) is invited to train at the isolated compound of a dynasty team's aging quarterback. The legendary almost-retired quarterback (Marlon Wayans) takes his protégé on a blood-chilling journey into the inner sanctum of fame, desire, power, and pursuit of excellence at all costs.

Let me guess, the spurts clubs are all ran by evil WHITE SUPREMACISTS, who use BLACK atheletes to harvest souls or some dumb scyfy channel shit, but young BLACK BUCK will break the conditioning and KILL THE WHITEY

Twist is that his grandmother is some sort of white surgeon witch and puts black men organs inside of her grandson to become athletically superior

Basically the same shit as Get Out but the ending has the black dude who originally got kidnapped and his organs transplanted take over the brain and managed to shut down the heart

>I'm him.
>I've always been him.
>I will continue to be him.
>I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm 100% Himalayan

>>213437416
We might have to increase your daily dose of porn.

>be succesfull comedian&writer&director
>be half white
>marry white woman
>your children are more white then black
>still see yourself as a black man and make propaganda about how white men are keeping the black men down.

Lol.

>>213437561
Your the whitey I'm gonna kill!

>>213436298 (OP)
The only thing I could think of when looking at the poster was those kamikaze enemies from Serious Sam.

>>213436298 (OP)
Just watched the trailer. Here's what I'm expecting:
>1 hour and 35 minutes of negros being unhinged and violent.
>10 minutes of plot twist explaining how it was actually all whitey's fault.

>>213437561
What are the odds it's a euphemism for sacrificing your body for the fame and fortune of success as a pro athlete?

>>213437615
Nah the old quarterback is really an immortal demon who wants to use the protagonist as the new host

this thread REEKS of polchuds, Jesus

>>213437948
Subtly is something that Peele doesn't understand. So I am going to say 100 to 1.

>>213438428
That's true but Peele didn't write or direct this movie.

>produced by Peele
You people don't understand what producers, writers and directors do.

>>213436298 (OP)
Looks like a big budget student film.

>>213436689
Some niggerball name, nigger sports have even more ridiculous nonfictional names

>>213438487
It's not unusual for experienced director/producers to backseat drive a young up n coming director thoughbeit.

>>213438645
whatever helps you maintain your narrative

>>213436298 (OP)
He should just keep ripping off other books and movies. Get Out was just a ripoff of Stepford Wives.

>>213436298 (OP)
>realizes blacks have no money or don't want to watch your movies
>homes in on the Latin crowd instead

>>213436721
Wow what a brave and controversial opinion.

>>213438921
your sarcasm hides nothing

>>213437162
least BBC-obsessed incel

>>213438663
ironic post

>>213439428
why do people like you get mad when people talk about bbc
its just a penis

Jesus but football

>>213439425
and your snarky comment doesn't hide that you're a diamond dozen incel model NPC with a limited number of opinions your subroutines got from scraping /pol/

>>213436298 (OP)
looks like absolute shit as all of his other movies
even took the font from gasper noe at the end of the trailer
glad i never watched anything from him

>>213439545
damn who wouldve thought you were a mad zealot with a pre loaded bio for anybody who calls you out on it

>>213439545
>diamond dozen

>>213436910
this.

DAE hate white people?

>>213439642
Get baited newfag

>>213439852
me when i installed fake ideology sentry programs into your tiny brain ten years ago

>>213436298 (OP)
satanic hollywood "illuminati" slop

>>213436298 (OP)
"satanic" hollywood illuminati slop

>>213437561
This is how brainwashed this place has made you.

>>213440966
you don't need to come here to get the jist of jordan peele anon

>>213436910
So basically the opposite of standard Hollywood horror films or you wanna play dumb about black athletic dudes who always die first?

>>213441182
damn jordan peele is really subversive and original and bucking trends in hollywood thank god a breath of fresh air!
go take a shower lmfao

>>213441250
Imma give a white hoe a golden shower R. Kelly style. How bout dat, Tiny Timothy?

>>213441326
this post is as well written and clever as his movies anon which is to say its shit and lame

>>213440418
Retard.
>>213440686
Correct.

>>213441402
Why are you still replying to me? Don't you have a future to create safe for white children or do your own women find you absolutely unfuckable? C'mon chud, go out there and make some babies, I know I have....

>>213437137
his dad is black
and his mom is jewish

So a Gronk Biopic?

>>213441487
>I HAVE SEX
>PLEASE BE AS MAD AS ME
no and no.

>>213441487
how do people like you even get here?

>>213437334
>Skip Bronkie
>Fridge largemeat
>Big McLargeHuge
>Punch Side-Iron
>Touch RustRod

>>213441641
Slab Veryhuge

>>213439545
Damn, you really don't know where you are, do you? Are you even white?

>>213441529
>Refuses to succumb to my provocative niggardry
I must say chuddie I am impressed, you must have reached some level of zen acquired from all the Oriental incest age-gap /ss/ troon-promoting cartoons you consume. One less school to worry about being shot up, I guess.

>>213441713
you're a seething retard and i just btfo you in another thread where you're being a seething retard lol
you're definitely black and don't have sex
now report my post loser

>>213441624
You ruined my world now I'm here to shit on yours. Art thou incensed, caucasoid male?

>>213441769
so you're upset? would you say you're mad?

>>213441763
>report my post
Your fancy reverse psychology won't work on me faggot

>>213440966
Lol I mean that's literally how Peele writes

>>213441791
I'm ackshually pretty elated now that I have your undivided attention and have successfully hijacked not one but two mf threads. DAS RITE

>>213436910
>i need movies to conform to my political views or else i start shaking uncontrollably

>>213441846
>i need low level attention
yeah we know its sad

>>213441885
>Banter is le ackshually not allowed on the 4chinz
I hate you newfags so much its unreal

>>213441978
>hahaha im not a fag its just banter people actually like me
no anon this is cope

>>213441641
No it's got to be more of a zoomer thing

div bussin
lil smo keyfya

>>213441865
>i need movies to lecture me about white people or i start shaking uncontrollably

>>213441992
I don't come here to be liked, retard. THAT'S MY POINT. I'm only having fun when (You) are not. One less smug chud is a victory, as per my overlord George Soros commanded.

>>213436298 (OP)
The bodies aren't even cold and already they're exploiting that brave man defending himself

>>213442015
>it's got to be more of a zoomer thing
Zoomers are on their way out , gotta move to Gen Alpha

>>213442124
>spends hours chasing my replies like a puppy who shit on the carpet
>thread ends with him still trying to provoke me
>I’m bored, he’s broken, nobody’s laughing
>I AM THE TROLL CHAOS AUTUER, I TOTALLY DESMUG CHUDS FOR BROWN POSTERITY
>THIS IS WHAT BLACK MEN WHO HAVE SEX LOOK LIKE

>>213436298 (OP)
Let me guess, despite all the real-life evidence to the contrary, black people are the real good guys and white people are constantly preying on them.
>>213441503
>and his mom is jewish
Explains a lot. Brought up with the world's biggest and most unjustified chip on his shoulder.

>>213442230
You know damn well blacks don't post here. We're all Chinese or jeets, right /pol/schizo?
And you can drop the green text and address me as a man, faggot

>>213442400
ah this is the part where the clown demands respect lol
you went from chaos jester to honorbound warrior in 4 posts
you’re not a man, you’re a collapsing persona

>him
>goat
>unc
black race is cringe

>>213436326
At least all the symbolism will be subtle and tasteful

You can tell this is going to suck, because they're trying really hard to make it seem like Peele is directing

>>213442445
Yeah...well, that's just like...your opinion, man.

>>213436326
This.

So much this.

My little white pecker is crying just thinking about the vitriol this producer is allowed to spew.

>>213442801
your sarcasm hides nothing

>>213436298 (OP)
Peele is just producing, not directing

There's no discussion about the film from it's trailer ITT, and everyone is posting a variation of the same thing not even checking that the film isn't directed or written by Peele.
I don't know what's scarier - dead internet theory coming true or modern /tv/ posters being flesh automaton NPC's.

>>213443228
this reads more like a bot post than anything else itt
>REE HAVE THE RIGHT OPINIONS OR ELSE YOU AREN'T REAL
>BUY THIS NOW

This movie seemed interesting but this latest trailer made me less interested. Seems like they aren't as confident on the premise so they had to cram all these wacky visuals into one trailer. If this doesn't want to do >>213437948 then that's really unfortunate. You can do something really strong with CTE and tying that into hallucinations and a horror aspect to it all.

>>213443274
That's not what I said.

>>213443373
you literally said “I don’t know what’s scarier” like it’s a horror story that people have different reactions than you
implying they must be bots or NPCs if they don’t analyze the trailer like you wanted
yeah bro that is what you said

>>213436298 (OP)
>just tipping
such a gay name

>>213443420
It's odd when the entire fucking thread is the same reply over and over yes. Never did I say that a couple of people having the same opinion is a problem. But most faggots ITT are clearly virtue signalling cause they saw trigger words "Peele" and just posting the /tv/ approved opinion / "joke".
From seeing the trailer there's nothing in it suggesting any wypipo bad shit, the black football player Marlon Wayans is playing looks like he is just a member of some demonic cult that he probably uses to make himself and the team ultra successful or something.

>>213436298 (OP)
I HAVE A MIGHTY FATIGUE

>>213436298 (OP)
Ooooh let me guess, it's gonna be about suburban life?

>>213436883
from the brilliant BLACK mind of Jordan Peele........
>WE

Why does every Jordan Peele flick or nigger horror movie have a simple or one word title? And none of them memorable or clever.

>Them
>Us
>Get Out
>Sinners
>Go Away
>Nope
>Yep
>Him
>Her
>Weird
>Ooga
>Uh-huh
>Sho' nuff

>>213443850
not all (although this is more of a sci-fi blaxplotation comedy)

>>213436298 (OP)
What if sportsball, but edgy?

>>213443620
>Pharaohs looked like dat!?

There's something wrong with Jordan Peele movies in a way that I never would have expected from his material from back in his comedy days
I think it's this self-congratulatory shitposting film style where you do all the things that a sensible screenplay editor would say no to. Bong Joon Ho does this too. They're each breaking an arm jerking themselves off because they're convinced they've hit auteur status, and that this means that every half-baked idea should be included in their films without cutting down to essentials or bringing mismatched elements in line with each other. Like say a real professional like, for a random example, Michael bay or someone produced Nope, there's no way he'd let Peele add a subplot about a chimp going apeshit on a sitcom set and killing children into a movie that's marketed as an alien invasion/cryptid flick. That's because it's a retarded thing to include.

>>213444323
I thought the monkey subplot was cool, it was the whole reason that Jupe became crazy enough to start feeding an alien fucking creature and that made it stay around the same area instead of flying away. The whole film is basically about a seemingly unrelated event influencing a similar but even more insane event down the line.

>>213443620
>WUZ

>>213436298 (OP)
>The Sports Industry, along with the Music and Media Entertainment industries, is run by satanists who require that aspiring newcomers sell their souls and become initiated to participate in satanic rituals and obscene activities in exchange for successful advancement and fame.

>>213441449
"correct" about what? You're the retard if you can't tell what this movie is really about. There is literally satanic occult symbolism littered throughout the whole trailer retard. I put "illuminati" in quotes because they're not actually called the iIlluminati" or even related to the Bavarian Illuminati, you do know that right retard? It's more accurate to liken the Hollywood/Entertainment Industry's elite circles to a satanic secret society or a monolithic cult with different sects because - lo and behold, they're always signaling satanic symbolism and messaging. Like is not the idea of "selling your soul to the devil" clearly satanic given that the moniker of the figure known as Satan is literally in the expression itself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deals_with_the_Devil_in_popular_culture

>>213445550
Satan isn't real. The Illuminati is. That was my point

>>213441641
Bob Johnson