They've ruined one of the most famous scenes from the original series...They will not stop until everything we hold dear is destroyed.

>humans are static and never change their minds
>especially not when surrounded by superior infrastructure and personal servants
dale was right, hank got psyop'd

Reflexively thinking something foreign is stupid and then realizing it's actually kind of cool is like the most Hank Hill thing ever

>>213438644
Shut up I want to be angry

>>213437879 (OP)
The new soccer episode was a pretty funny concept that felt in line with the old series, though I would've preferred to have multiple flashbacks showing Hank slowly warm up to it. Just more proof the Saudi Arabia shit is an asspull to justify the pseudo-time travel premise.

>>213438644
This. Hank has strong emotional reactions, but if it's just a cultural difference or something like that, he eventually comes around to it, because he has the insight and maturity to realize when he's being a jackass. But if something is still stupid or dangerous to him even after learning more details, then he stands his ground. That's literally the point of the show, and it always has been.

>>213438644
I got the feeling Hank was enjoying the rules of soccer more than the game itself

>>213437879 (OP)
How much of a brainlet do you have to be to think the point of this show is that Hank is right about everything?

>>213437879 (OP)
I saw the first episode of the reboot and was pleasantly surprised by how decent it was
I don't like how they dropped the entire series for the binge culture though

the joke is that he came to like because he was forced to be around it. the fact that hes ashamed of it makes it funnier

>>213438644
It cant be emphasized enough that the most frequently used plot in the original series is, "Hank reflexively doesnt like something until he gives it a chance and finds that its not so bad and there are even aspects of it he really respects."

>>213439893
mike judge knows what he's doing

>this is what gets american soifacing

>>213438501
HE'S A FUCKING CARTOON. HE's A CARTOON CHARACTER. Are they not allowed to be unrealistic depictions of people

Hank's the type of boomer to fall for rich Arabs' attempts to impress foreigners, as long as it's not too gaudy. So yeah I think him gaining an appreciation for soccer because of the stadium is in line with OG Hank.

>>213438501
>>213438644
>>213438802
Nobody grows out of thinking that divegrass is a boring sport for sissies

>>213441407
>NFL players don't flop for penalties
You don't watch sports

>>213437879 (OP)
I'm on episode two and I think I hate this show.

>>213442652
Comparing the NFL to soccer is hilarious. The average soccer twink would literally die running one slant route.

>>213438644
This. A lot of people clearly never watched KOTH if they think this was out of character for Hank.

The only Americans who like poverty kick are immigrants and libfags who wish they were European

When I was a kid the only people watching soccer were the parents who drove their kids to the game.

>>213442710
Linebackers literally (actual) tear their ACL's doing Ronaldo's goal celebration after a sack

>>213442896
The average NFL linebacker would be able to pick Ronaldo up by his ears

>>213442913
That's not the issue

>>213441407
there's good moments, at least

>>213442988
Now do soccer twink getting heem'd by a LB

>>213437879 (OP)
I was expecting the "reveal" to be that Hank loved soccer because of the grass

>>213443081
Again that's not the issue

I’m on episode 4 or 5, not really sure, but it is kind of just filler until we get to Bobby scenes.

I could see a whole show about Bobby’s life and I’d actually probably enjoy it. KotH really is the greatest American anime.

>>213438644
>reflexively
What Hank said >>213437879 (OP)
Is objectively correct. Anyone that likes or plays soccer as an adult is a sissy femboy and not American. This is also an objective fact

>>213437879 (OP)
never made sense that Hank really liked golf

>>213439777
They practically said as much

>>213437879 (OP)
If you hold anti european kikeslop dear, you are already a golem for the destroyers

>>213442710
>The average soccer twink would literally die running one slant route.
Patrick Mahomes is a pretty big bitch, a soccer twink would probably beat his ass.

humiliation ritual

>>213443152
And this is why Hank wanted to keep it a secret.

>>213442710
>The average soccer twink would literally die running one slant route.
why are you comparing football to muttball? thats apples and oranges. compare rugby, an actual mans sport, to the ripoff, muttball, where you fairy faggots have to wear armour. nobody gives a shit about armour in rugby, they take it like real men

>>213444134
Because the thread is about soccer and sports Hank would obviously enjoy, and how he never liked soccer because it's for soft pussies. Rugby is cool though.

>futbol fut-futbool isnt sissy!
>muh muh muh rugby!
SHUT THE FUCK UP SISSY BOY. TAKE THIS DROP KICK FAGGOT AMERICAAAAAAA FUCK YER

>>213439777
The joke was that he got into it because the soccer field was the only place in SA where anyone practiced lawn maintenance.

It was also the only sport in town for 5 years, and Hank likes sports. But that goes without saying.

>>213445055
Cotton posted from the dead

Hank liking soccer is retarded. Anything European is for sissies.

Why is the voice acting so horrible? Did they not have the budget to do second takes or is it all AI?

why are americans obessed with watching sports filled exclusively with nogs ie NFL and NBA

Why the fuck was Hank living in Dubai for ten years? That's extremely out of character for who he is.

>>213442652
They dont do whatever the hell that was

>>213446892
Because they're the best athletes in the world

>>213446973
Why come any African country doesn't win the World Cup or dominate at the Olympics?

>>213442913
Their pads weigh more than Ronaldo you dirty fucking foreigner

>>213439857
the point of the show is that hank is always right about everything. and when you think hank might be wrong is when is his most right

>>213445060
That's really all that needs to be said
I haven't watched yet but I imagine it helped that women don't play soccer in SA so only seeing men play would have helped ease the stigma in his mind.
Edit: Just watched a clip, the line about knowing the rules and not crying being his epitaph was fucking funny. Hank Hill likes soccer because it was a job that needed to be done, and it made work for him to do, so he can respect it

>>213442652
>it's a europoor can't tell the difference between football and basketball episode
lol

>>213441407
soccer is fucking pathetic

>>213442988
>>213443137
>Cherry picking outliers
Embarrassing. There's celebrations literally every play retard. Against the worst team in the NFL Ronaldo would be leaving the field in a fucking body bag after 1 play

I watched soccer once and now I'm gay.

>>213447367
this is pretty funny though

>>213442988
>tfw you're a native detroiter who keeps rooting for the lions because one day they'll go all the way
>every once in a while someone will tell me "they're looking pretty good this year" and I spit in their face and inform them that they'll fucking choke like always and then storm out of the room kicking and screaming
I don't even like hand egg, but I'm obligated to watch my team lose every thanksgiving.

>>213447304
>oh my science look at how big and black these bvlls are!
average amerimutt sport

>>213446892
OK yuropoor, pic related is the French national team.

>>213447462
This is our year. Trust the plan.

>>213447367
>having fun in a obvious charity match is bad

>>213447686

>>213447253
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/patrick-mahomes-speaks-out-flopping-allegations-referee-favoritism-after-mass-fan-outrage
Stop embarrassing yourself

>>213447432
>>213447686
normgroids are actual fucking toddlerbrains. spazzing out like a retard for no reason isn't fun unless you are literal niggercattle on full autopilot.

>>213437879 (OP)
It checks out though. Hank hated soccer because he’s all about masculinity. In America soccer isn’t seen as a masculine sport. To the rest of the world you’re kind of a faggot if you don’t like soccer. In those parts of the world liking soccer is a masculine trait.

>>213447812
DE FENCE *clap* DE FENCE *clap* DE FENCE *clap*

>>213447840
Soccer is feminine everywhere. It’s just that many parts of the world are very feminine. You should see eurosissies land in America for the first time. They are just overwhelmed with the masculinity here. It’s really embarrassing so watch, male euros just gyrating and their clitties leaking trying to come to terms with the fact they are now a femboy in comparison to the masculine Americans they see everywhere. I doubt they are ever the same, probably go home broken as men, and I assume, as full on homosexuals. Sad.

Is it true that men in Europe all the men keep posters of random American guys on their wall and jerk off to them?

Pissi Cuckitini

>>213438644
Until they stop rolling around like they have been shot because someone got near them, soccer will never be taken seriously in the US

Americans should love football because FIFA's main poster boy is a lying, cheating and world cup stealing nigger

>>213447462
Yeah I don't know how describe last year other than choke. Everyone without a team in the playoffs was rooting for you guys too. At least you won Thanksgiving

>>213449967
This. Basketball is like 30 percent of the flopping seen in soccer, and even that is wearing on sports fans here. I legit don’t know how those soccer players look themselves in the mirror, it’s embarrassing

>>213448576
Lol

>>213447304
What kind of logic is that? If you value your sport based on who would beat who up just watch combat sports or something.

>>213447067
They are incredibly poor and stupid, American blacks are evolved and we turned them into the greatest athletes the worlds ever seen. France has also experimented with this as well.

>>213449623
Absolutely.

>>213437879 (OP)
who is they?

>>213443114
He said that's what drew him in and he couldn't stop staring at it.

>>213447840
>In America soccer isn’t seen as a masculine sport.
It isn't seen as a sport at all. I actively hate Soccer. A couple of kids get the ball and then never pass it to you. You're just doing cardio up and down the field. Game is good for exercise and dexterous kick shots but that's it.

They made the timeskip so weird with Bobby not aging as much. If they had real guts, the show would have had a 40 year old Bobby (1985-2025) as the primary focus, raising his own son and the challenges he had there. Hank and the supporting cast would still be around, but Bobby and his family would be a focus that reflected the original show. Making Bobby age 8 years in a 20 year time skip is too weird for me.

>>213451740
Yeah, it's a strange choice to just make it season 14 rather than effectively a brand new show. I feel like it'd make bigger waves if that was the case.

>>213443137
That's a nigger nigging issue, and God punishing them for acting like monkey children.
Muscle tears happen over stupid shit. You dont have to fake it, like soccer players do when I light breeze come along and cripples them

>>213443144
>Bobby scenes
>more filler

>>213445060
>It was also the only sport in town for 5 years
Besides mma, golf, racing, tennis, as well. Saudi Arabia has been running american commercial plays to normalize themselves as not violent psychotic religious nut jobs, and more so since the chopped uo the reporter for noticing the government doesnt always behave nicely
Oh, and the islamic sport of rape and goat fucking are always present there, too

>>213446892
...cuz we bread them that way.... how are foreign people so ignorant to not know we bread niggers to be big and strong during slavery? A Moroccan guy asked why blacks were so much bigger here than back in Africa. I looked at him like he had three heads then told him. He was in disbelief, so I brought him over to two black people who told him the same thing. He was clueless and shocked. Maybe its american centrism, but I thought every one knew. Its not a secret. You guys come off as dumb for needing to be told, like youre a stupid nigger or something. Its weird

>>213447067
Kenyans almost always win the boston marathon, so there's that

>>213442988
>>213443137
I'm pretty sure it's a combination of the average NFL linebacker weighing a lot more than Ronaldo, not training the same way that soccer players train and added stress increasing stress on ligaments.

>>213447812
>normgroids
>toddlerbrains
>spazzing out
>retard
>niggercattle
>autopilot
This is what terminally on 4chan looks like

>>213453077
nta but no u

>>213437879 (OP)
was the new season kino tho?

>>213450044
What dies some namble soccer group have to do with football?

>>213438644
Yeah. But it wouldn't be for Soccer. Like, I don't know who Messi is. I just know the name. Don't know if it's his first or his last. What he looks like, what language he speaks or where he comes from. But I doubt Hank would pick up an appreciation for soccer out of no where. This has Saudi Arabia Oil Money Influence written all over it.

>>213453105
It's watchable but man they couldn't even age all the characters properly. All the adults aged 20 years but the kids aged a decade, except for GH who's now a teen

>>213451740
>Bobby would totally have sex and be a dad
If you ever watched the original, that's even less believable than hank liking soccer, or Bobby, Joseph, and Connie all having time be slower for them than it was for gh, or hank moving to a country that outlaws beer, and puts you in a blender for defying their law

>>213453141
You like KoTH cause you are as retarded and backwards as Hank's most cartonoish and retarded moments

>>213453093
If i was, I would have understood that and not felt disgust
You must be the op

>>213447716
That honestly looks fucking exhausting, both to perform and spectate.

>>213447716
this 30 second clip is easily the gayest thing i have ever watched and i've seen dicks in male butts

The thing I didn't like is Hank went WTF I LOVE SOCCER NOW. He didn't comment on the immaculate field or the rules or anything.

>>213437879 (OP)
>Hank likes lawns
>Saudi soccer field had an impeccable field
>Hank likes regimented routines and rules
>Soccer has a hundred faggy rules
Media literacy is at an all time low thanks to chucklefucks like (You)

>>213453425
It was implied

>>213438501
>>213438644
Soccer really is the lamest sport on Earth though. The only interesting part is when tge pretend to be injured.

>>213438644
This.

>>213447462
You think that's bad? I'm a bears fan
Who wasn't even born in 85

>>213446892
Closet homosexuality. BBC is a meme, but these faggots exist. nobody gives a fuck about American sports.

at least the UFC is somewhat international, and even that is gay as fuck.

you know what's European? Muay Thai. Suck it, nigger lovers. you're all a bunch of faggots and failures.

>>213447304
imagine these cucks bragging about how hard they fuck and murder their women.

Eat shit, American pig.

>>213454004
Man it really seems like you are exactly like this
>>213448576

>>213446892
You're seeing it backwards. Americans (like every culture) are obsessed with sports, but the difference is that 13% of our population is too stupid/stunted to aspire to anything more complicated than rapping or playing sports (basketball/football). It's demographics; like how over 80% of nurses are female or 99% of day laborers are spics.

>>213454148
>t. got an erection from that post and is now defensive

>>213437879 (OP)
>My cartoon surrogate dad didn't remain stagnant for the 10+ years the show was off the air
Cuckservative snowflakes cry about the cutest things.

>>213453989
>wasn't even born in 85
I was. Fuck you fuck your team. Especially fuck the band that does the Blackhawks goal song. Fuck the Blackhawks too. fuck the bulls. Fuck Jordan. Fuck Chicago as a staff, a city, and as a mother fucking crew. And if you wanna be down with da bears, then fuck you, too.
John goodman? Fuck you too
All you mother fuckers, fuck you too. All yall mother fuckers, fuck you too, die slow, mother fucker. My foh foh make sure all yall kids dont grow. You motherfuckers can't be us or see us. We motherfuckin' dunks Life riders, new England side 'til we die! Out here in boston, nigga, we warned ya! We bombed on you motherfuckers when we had brady, we did our job!! You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob!! Wasn't nothin' but killers and the real niggas! All you motherfuckers feel us! Our shits go triple and 4-quadruple. You niggas laugh 'cause Aaron rogers had guns in his motherfuckers belt. You knew how it was when we threw passes, they felt! You niggas can't feel it, we the realest! Fuck 'em, we now Bad Bear killahs

>>213447462
at least you aren't a raiders fan
i haven't been let into bars before because i was wearing my raiders hat
and the team has been absolute dogshit for the last 2 seasons. not that they've been remotely good in recent years, but we just got that much worse

>>213454004
>Thai land and Thai culture is European
Have you guys ever even considered once to even maybe stop embarrassing yourselves?

>>213454326
>build up a character with certain attitudes and traits through numerous seasons
>suddenly decide to change said traits about said character out of nowhere without having any sort of in story plausible reason for them to have changed that way
>wonder why people rightfully point to the disparity as shit
Yeah it's a real mystery.

>>213437879 (OP)
FFTs and SJWs have no business in the entertainment world

>>213442652
Lol
Lmao

>>213453247
Don't project your weirdness onto me.

>euros pretending soccer is manly again

>>213443144
Bobby does and always has sucked cock

>>213437879 (OP)
When are they going to have famous Texan Joe Rogan as guest on the program?

They got another notable Texas star, baseball pitcher N. Ryan for the Season Finale.

It would be great to see Hank smoke dope with him on the set of his show.

>>213446892
We turned them into supreme beasts of burden. They aren't used in the fields or as laborers the same way anymore, but we have them for sport.

You ARE a fag if you watch sports at all.

>>213447716
This is what happens when you stop bullying

>>213453220
Who cares?

>>213454498
Fuck you
Go birds

im not a huge KOTH fan or Transformers fan but for whatever reason when i see hank i think of a human optimus prime. i dont know why this is, maybe the way they were characterized itheir respective cartoons? both hank and optimus seem to have to put up with a lot of bullshit and are usually the voice of reason even if they are tired of everyones crap. kek

The new series was good the 1st ep was shit, and making connie a whore and fucking chang was retarded, but whatever, it was better than i thiought it would be, at least.

>>213446935
Could've been something for Strickland or another propane company he couldn't turn down. I haven't seen any of the new series btw

every episode is hank being converted from a hardheaded conservative into a liberal

>>213443152
>Anyone that likes or plays soccer as an adult is a sissy femboy and not American.
L O N D O N
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>>213453820
>Soccer really is the lamest sport on Earth

No that would be baseball.