>I AM NOT RAPED! I am not raped! I know he ambushed me! I knew Jews rape more! More than Christians. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Damiel to laugh for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That heatlamp! Are you telling me that just happens to be in the studio like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harland! He mocked me! And they laughed! And I stayed! And I shouldn’t have. I flipped the table! I wrestled that senior citizen! What was I thinking? He’ll never get serious. He’ll never plug my show! Ever since he brought up meat loaf, always the same! Couldn’t keep away from those rape jokes! But not our Harland! Couldn’t be precious Harland! Markyposting in real life! And HE gets to be on Rogan? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!

>>213439250 (OP)

>>213439250 (OP)
go get your fucking shinebox

ok this doesnt need to be discussed anymore. ban these retards

>>213439250 (OP)
He was gay, Sam Hyde?

>>213439495
Tell me what NEEDS to be discussed, anon

You are demented Channing.

>>213439250 (OP)
Why would Sam want to be on Joe Rogan?

kek
keyed
kino

these gay posts are going to make me start siding with sam

>>213439543
He wont because nobody finds him entertaining or funny outside of his pay pig cultists. People are not going to invite you to their house when you are proven to be a bad guest.

>>213439466
*gorilla nest

>>213439616
Oh no. What will the world do now with you throwing all your support behind Samuel Hydestein.

Does Anisa's husband keep making these threads now that he's got so much time on his hands living in his mother in law's basement? I wouldn't be up to date on any of this shit otherwise

>AI slop
It's not that hard to learn photo manipulation, pick up gimp or photoshop listen to some guy's (possibly indian) tutorials and you can be funny on your own next time

Sam is in the running for KWAB of the year.

>>213439441
Jew response tactic

>>213439531
"Channing" doesn't exist.

>>213439531
Channing does exist.

>>213440163
>pick up gimp or photoshop listen
Why? AI can do a much better job?
You are being replaced.

>>213439250 (OP)
Good morning sir!

>>213440244
It's a crowded field, but my money is on iDubbz taking it

Right here?

>>213439441

Ok, Channing this has to stop and inb4
Stop it

>>213440785
>AI can do a much better job?
Surely that's why people can always spot your sloppy Al shit from a mile away, because its so great

>>213441046
"Channing" is a fictional character invented by Sam, just like "asian baby mama"

>>213441123
methinks thou doth protest too much

>>213441123
We've seen Channing and Sam together. She made up the Asian baby mama

>>213441164
Also Null has a hateboner for Sam and talked to her. I seriously don't believe he'd join in on Sam's "made up" edrama

>>213441198
The person Null talked to was OBVIOUSLY someone hired by Sam, like the crackwhore gf in the idubbzz video

Really enjoy Sam's "Schrodinger's Bit" were if he looks bad "bro it's just a bit" and whenever he looks good "bro Sam is a comedy genius"

>>213440785
Except it doesn't and looks nothing like Sam
It looks more like Bill Bailey

>>213439250 (OP)
>That heatlamp!
>...is that a heat lamp? Are you heating this room up?

>>213441333
You could see the paranoid panic flaring up in Sam's eyes in that moment

>>213441198
> Also Null has a hateboner for Sam
Maybe now, but that wasn’t the case back then. Null was just getting fed up of constantly being hounded about this shit so he let her put her money where her mouth is.

>>213441401
It was like the moment when idubbz asked him about their first encounter and Sam crashed out

Harwey sewious!

I can't get any cooler/gayer

New season isn't as good as the 1rst. Y'all need some Jew handlers

>>213441508
> It was like the moment when idubbz asked him about their first encounter and Sam crashed out
To be fair, Ian is a retarded fucking moron who can’t interview a wall to save his life. He said
>do you not remember because of how much of an asshole you are that burns bridges?
It was gonna illicit a negative reaction from Sam. If he had brought it up in a more humorous or less confrontational way in general it wouldn’t have been a disaster.

>>213441643
I was rewatching the documentary from Sam's channel last night and I don't think anyone brought this up, ever as it was just brushed over in the documentary but Sam didn't forget about copyright striking his video and subtly brings it up when Idubbbz is talking to Jet about Crypto

>>213440897
Meh he had bigger kwab moments in previous years

>>213441101
>Surely that's why people can always spot your sloppy Al shit from a mile away, because its so great
HAHAHAHA What?
Studies show AI haters literally can not tell the difference most of the time.

>>213441233
You are a crackwhore, Channing.

>>213440897
Has to go to icuckz. He literally lives in his wife's mom's basement. He doesn't even have a chair anymore.

>>213441958

>>213441954
This. As of now, neither Sam or Ian get it.

>>213441998
He has a wife though, whereas Sam never will.

>>213442039
>He has a wife though, whereas Sam never will.
False.

>>213442073
>words words words
the right can't meme

>>213442073
>MDEcels make up elaborate fanfics to convince themselves that Sam breeds
embarassing

his silence is deafening

>>213442132
it's not any different than the elaborate fanfiction that the haters in these threads post constantly

>>213440987
Why did he take his glasses off?

>>213442180
Did you masturbate when you came up with your demented fantasy about Sam fucking an asian girl?

>>213442195
He wanted to look unbothered, so he had to keep himself from being able to read all the posts of Sam getting btfo

>>213442243
Makes sense.

>>213442073
>>213442101
>>213442132
The thing I love about the Asian wife mystery is how confusing and schizophrenic it is because of all the narratives around it
>It’s real but Sam doesn’t want others to know
>It’s not real, it’s a cope made up to make sam look good
>It’s not real, it’s a lie made up to make Sam look bad
All these stories and no answers.

>>213442217
are you masturbating right now while imagining someone masturbating to sam fucking an asian girl?

how much has to go wrong in a person’s life for them to start obsessing over ecelebs? Pretty much everything?

>>213439495
discussed? this is 4-5 retards on discord trying to force the next meme. have you not been on /tv/ the past 5 years?

>>213442447
I'm both financially and emotionally invested in his well being
he is my surrogate father now

>>213440163
lets see it then faggot

kek KWAB
this nigger is done

>>213439250 (OP)
qrd?

>>213439250 (OP)
Lenin should get his teeth whitened

>>213439250 (OP)
You guys know what's funny. When this whole thing started, my initial reaction: Wow this Harland guy is kind of annoying he's just saying nonsense. Wtf is sam supposed to even say. Fast forward to today. I've watched 5+ episodes of the Harland Highway podcast and Ive come to love his goofy silly nonsense humor. Ive even ventured to Bobby and Steebee content for the same kind of chill silliness. Ive also completely reversed my decade-long opinion of Sam and find him unwatchably cringe now. Ive become a more gentle, silly soul all thanks to Harland

>>213440163
I've done photoshop edits on 4chan for over a decade and I think ai does it better and faster. Ai is not the problem as long as you come up with creative edits unlike the newfag op.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48q8BKeeAaQ

>>213439713
lmao. gottem. Like shooting fidsh in a barrell.

>>213442685
based good human

>>213442685
Sam genuinely freaking the fuck out over someone simply not taking him seriously is an amazing insight into his mind, being a trust fund kid with a rich daddy is probably what caused him to think like that.

>I knew Jews rape more! More than Christians. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it.
You just can't help yourself, can you?

>>213442632
Sam Hyde went on the Harlan highway podcast and brought his friends with him for some reason
Sam couldn't keep up with the Harlan bantz and flipped Harlan's desk after being asked to build a "gorilla nest"
All promos for Sam's shows was edited over in post with video of bees and a grandma
It was most likely unscripted and you can see Nick Rochefort cringe out of his mortal shell a few times

>>213442859
What do you mean?

>>213442914
he’s trying to tell us that he’s retarded.

>>213442914
Israel protested for it's right to rape (prisoners)
If you wanna include oral circumcision then it's no contest Jews win the rape war

>>213442823
Yes. Hes also a classic big-kid narcissist. Listen to his video talking about Jocko. Its another insane look into his actual mind. He actually believes he has more wisdom, knowledge and advice to offer than Jocko.

Imagine just how ugly MDE fans have to be to look at Sam and think that he is the master race

>>213443500
roids and booze ruined him

>>213443500
Tayleigh and Sodaman are a pretty good in-universe showcase for what white nationalists actually look like

>>213443538
He was always a sickening incel

who tf is harland

>>213443732
some comic no one has heard of in 25 years but know we pretend to love him because sam flipped a table on his show

>>213440028
Is this real?

>>213439616
They're either unironically Sam Hyde megafans or so retarded that they don't understand how the most contrarian website on the planet works.

>>213439250 (OP)
People used to make memes like this with photoshop, now even something that simple is too much effort for you fucking subhumans and you shit out this cancerous AI slop instead. Kill yourself.

>>213443772
Yes icuckz has gone full breadtuber. He also fled the country after being buckbroken by h3h3.

>>213439250 (OP)
marky , big purple, turning bic flame into a tranny

>>213444503
Where is he now lmao

>>213439507
no. he didn't consent. he was raped.

>>213441333
>>213441401
Can I get a link to this?

>>213439531
Who is this Channing I keep seeing mentioned in these posts?

>>213443764
>some comic no one has heard of in 25 years
but enough about sam

>>213445396
Sam cultists believe/pretend to believe that there is only one person who doesn't share their love of Sam, a transwoman/transman named Channing.

>>213445015
Canada

>>213439250 (OP)
I like sam Hyde in theory, but could never really get into it in practice. Same with Tim and Eric and Eric Andre, and whatever other insider only humor they put out. Even fishtank is mostly unfunny

Hes a washed up failure but his haters have zero accomplishments at all so its real pathetic seeing drug addicts, trannies, and NEETs try to pretend theyre above a guy who manages to scam other autistic losers out of 20 bucks a month. Just pirate his shit, it pisses him off way more than hating.

>>213445358
Put a nest in the foreground

>>213439250 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>213439616
>sam is actually unraped now because some incels on 4chan made fun of him
ftl cope

hack

>>213439250 (OP)
that's nozy

>>213440028
did he broke up with anissa and he lives on a basement?

>>213443050
Jocko is an idiot to be fair.

>>213441333
That killed me when I first watch the vid. This is an instant classic now.

>>213447331
Chad Williams has done it again

>>213442012
theres a subreddit where people literally post stickmen and toddler tier doodles and then congratulate each other on how good it is just because it's not AI, it's one of the anti AI subs and its hilarious (and disgusting)

>>213448749
link?

>>213439250 (OP)
The rape and ruin of Sam Hyde is indeed a tragic tale of truly epic proportions. Stay awhile, and listen.

>>213439441
>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!"
>"Heh, make a Gorilla nest."
>Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"

>another fishslop schizo thread
you're worse than anime trannies at this point

>>213448877
Sam... please...

>>213439250 (OP)
i wish the moderators of this website would grow some balls and start banning people for antisemitism. are you all a bunch of leftists or something?

>>213440785
>>213441958
>>213442012
>>213448749
Denounce Vishnu.

>>213445567
Why would a tranny hate a confirmed chaser like Sam Hyde?

>>213449218
you can't watch a movie on a fucking sphere. get real.

>>213449548
>he doesn’t know

Just give it time and these troons will kill themselves and we won't have to see anymore sam posts

>>213449650
hmm i must have forgotten this CGI abomination in the original checks notes 1939 movie...

>>213449755
the moderation allows a livestream despite it not being television or film. they obviously love sam so i wouldn't hold my breath.

I don’t know who this Sam guy is but the way these Redditor types are seething about him let me know he’s probably in the right and very based

>>213450242
Hey Sam, how’s the gorilla nest going?

>>213439250 (OP)
The episode with Nick shows how an actually funny person does on the show. He seemed like he was coming up with funny bits faster than Harland could.

This thread is the stupidest, gayest, retardation currently on 4chan. Glancing at it gives you GRIDS. Honestly you should all KYS to prevent its spread.

>>213439250 (OP)
nested

>>213450855
You look raped, have you been raped?

hey whats going on big gorilla, you just flipped my desk? seed oil cookies big guy, 4 u

Sams asian baby mama is kitty shinozuka and her twitter is @noshizukaz

If you message her she'll tell you about it

>>213448862
bro... your gamma!

>>213441333
Maybe

>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.
>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere"
>The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.
>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.
>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his 5 dollar MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.
>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," he said to himself, under his breath.

what do you girlies think about Price adding some gas to the Marky fire?

>>213452895
It brought out some real insano cope. The reason he bleeped it out in the first place was because the name he chose as the pseudonym was too close to Marky. There is no actual Mindy and there never was.

>>213452895
Who?

>>213453514
i think what boggles me more is the fact such a hideous trt abusing golem whose only skill in life is regurgitating the same opinions of forum incels like sam not only has had one gf but multiple, how does that happen?

>>213450975
Out of all the funny moments in this, I think that line is my favorite. This whole thing was such a catharsis after seeing Sam pull this same "I'm crashing out and getting violent" ""bit"" 3-4 times across Fishtank S3 and whatever S4 counted as. Dude is a legit psycho, he probably is actually ASPD.

I've honestly gotten into Harland's comedy more cause of sam's appearance

You fags keep posing this guy
Does he have an actual tv show or is he just some internet fag?

Because if he isn't why thebfuck do we have so many threads about him,

Go elsewhere with your faggotry

>>213453657
E-fame attracts e-girls.

>>213453753
he's mostly an internet fag but has a shitty comedy tv show that nobody cares about
>Because if he isn't why thebfuck do we have so many threads about him,
people hate him and the faggot mods that allowed him to shill his disgusting big brother copycat livestream show on here for months, they regularly ban anybody that wants to discuss youtube videos or other livestreams yet they allowed fish tank spam to go on and on day after day.

>>213451008
I heard random things that the baby died or something. Wonder if any of that is true. Or about the other kids he might have had with different girls.

>>213450975
why didn't he smirk at the camera? he should've just smirked at the camera (again)