Thread 213442961

HOH: Mickey
Noms: Jimmy, Kelley, Rylie
Veto: Keanu

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previously on /bb/: >>213429952

>>213442961 (OP)
rip ratto

Rylie telling Kat to “watch her attitude”

https://x.com/tess79769155/status/1953179933116907828?s=46

I didn’t pick up on any attitude from her

>>213442828
God there’s just something about Lauren that almost transforms me literally into the Ugly Bastard physically & mentally wise

>>213442995
that 100% made kats pussy wet

>>213442995
>help me america

KEANU 4 HOH

Dabs on the Hags & The Blacks in your path

>>213443118
Who would he put up?

>>213443135
holy kino

>>213443135
lmao

Rachel dressed like "woman in red" from "The matrix".

>>213443281
interesting outfit choice to clean in

>>213443044
based

do only black women use twitter, it's like a hive mind of rachel/ashley fans and nothing else

*Splrt Splrt*

>>213443342
i thought they all migrated to bluesky

>>213443135
I laughed, but also hate it.

>>213443281
ok rachel gotta stay

Apparently Rachel lives in Birmingham, should I go and egg her house? Some family told me they know which house she lives in.

>>213443159
the whole cookout

>>213443361
slacktivists can't even commit to using a different website for more than a month

>>213443367
her being on this show with a house that doesn't simp for her is punishment enough

>>213443135
kek based

>>213443135
ok this is epic

>>213442995
kat the type of "feminist" that likes getting put in her place by a man

You guys don't understand hes a golden retriever

>>213443135
based vincenzo

g-g-guys.. who are the four... im scared..

>>213443135
i laffed

>>213443299
>>213443334
is she searching for clues or just bored?

>>213443844
maybe therse a hidden veto somewhere

>>213442995
rytard is 1000 times ickier than 25cam but gets maybe 1/100th of the flack cam got
the only thing I can say positive about him is he has a huge dick, he's a bipolar moody bitch all the time and thanks to this showmance we're stuck with him on feeds a ton

>>213443281
vincenzo's eyes were most certainly not on her face lmao

>>213443794
within the walls it begins and ends with him. it's all his master plan. the fourth vote.

>>213443823
Papa won't does that "quiver in voice" like Jayz does.
That "ha ha".
I'm starting to notice.

>>213443281
ZAMNNNN

>>213443794
>we need to get the 4 in a room together

>>213443767
Chaos Ash will ruin his image, give it time

>>213443899
spooky

>>213444001
She'd better do it quickly.

>>213443899
Morgan really do be high maintenance

>>213444015
>>213444043
you can't tell me there's no wop in her woodpile
gandolfini is practically possessing her with her walk, her shit food habits, this shit
all she needs to do is be more loud and obnoxious

>>213444099
She lacks the passion and flamboyance of an Italian

>>213444099
don't forget she runnin this joint
everyone thinks they're on really good terms with lauren yet she only reveals anything to zach

>>213443899
>zach's quick look to lauren leaving
bro

>>213444153
what has she revealed to zach that she hasnt to vinny?

>>213443899
Zach, get a retraining order after the show...

>>213443899
jesus

why would you repost something on streamable if its already on tiktok

vince gets to hug the TLP every day

>>213444306
If you dont have TikTok installed certain phones won't even let you watch toks

>>213444099
Yeah, Lauren does have the gandolfini walk.

>>213444099
She's native x french

>>213444306
i appreciate the streamables frick off

>>213444306
it's like using xcancel instead of twitter to get around the account requirement autism

lauren cant talk until shes had her rice krispies treat

>>213444456
That's going to be lauren poop soon

i think Morgan, Mickey, Rachel, Jimmy and Rylie should go

wobble wobble

>>213444099
shes like cajun and semenole indian

>>213444504
For me its everyone except keanu and kelley

>>213443342
been a bit checked out so it might've been mentioned but there're posts of riley getting a boner that got like 100k likes

TOTAL HOMO DEATH

I bet Morgans dildos are living their best life right now, free from slavery

laurens got her thinking cap on

>>213444674
godamn

>morgans the head of the snake
JIMBO NO
if morgan hears this she'll never stop crying about it

>>213444674
Cucumber and zucchini bros... Also how large and she definitely does anal

>>213444674
>inb4 her lovense account was already hacked

>>213444674
God I wish I were her petite pink dildo she used to warm herself up every night.

He'll be the ATG of All Stars 3

>>213444851
a fierce pokemon

>>213444851
she could jack off 6 dicks

>>213444306
streamable is way better

>>213444888
she has 2 feet and 3 holes too

>>213444851
s-she's fast...

>>213444306
I wouldn't click a tiktok link.

>>213444306
https://streamable.com/s24wg

>>213444908
THATS LIKE 11 COCKS!

>>213444950
24

s21 tommy is the best recent gay

>>213444851
I wish this was real

hag and fag need to go

>>213444851
AHHHHHH LAUREN IS THE ONE

I’m as free as a bird now

lauren doesnt cook the cookies all the way

this canned rehearsal means once again jimjam will be BTFO by some effortless keanu improv

>>213445041
Hisam was based and didn’t get enough time in the house m

>>213445200
the first non retarded thing i've heard of her doing

>>213444747
this and this were morgans best fits

>>213445347
people were hating on the slicked back hair but I think it looks good

tucker would have fucked mickey by now

>>213445392
Morgan* you mean, mutts are more his type

>>213445392
He doesn't like b*ack girls.

>>213445041
I remember hating the kind of Big Brother game he wanted to play (always keep a big retarded alliance together as long as possible, It's Too Early) but yeah he seemed like a cool guy

>>213445458
It's Too Early is perfect if you want to protect secret allies, almost as bulletproof floater strategy

Will you watch Morgan's Twitch streams after she leaves the show?

>>213445573
No

>>213445573
only if she plays something fun like Stalker or Cyberpunk

>>213445669
She plays GTA RP and Apex Legends

>>213443135
Nice

vince being messy

>>213443135
Keanu's Final Solution

Vince is a dummy for even entertaining this convo

>>213444513
does anyone have a vid of this, wtf is she doing

>>213445573
>>213445739
i might check out a GTA RP stream but i'll probably forget about her being a twitch streamer desu

>>213445347
she looks good for early 30s

Morgan says she isn't rushing into having kids. She's not afraid to have kids later, even though she knows it'll be a little harder on her body and she might have to spend a little bit more money to be okay.

>>213446424
Morgan is retarded and doesn't realize that the longer she waits, the more likely result is that she just plain doesn't get pregnant.

>>213446424
After 35 years old parent's opportunities to raise a child with developmental issues increases exponentially

>>213445283
vince said he thinks it gave him a tummy ache

what happened yesterday with kelley that keanu and rachel are talking about?

>>213446367
im guessing your like 19 with that retarded statement

Stop bullying Morgan :(

>>213446509
no idea. i fear for these house guest when keanu and kelley are gone

>>213446424
>isn't rushing into having kids
she better be pumping babies out pronto. Rylie will save Kat from such misfortune

Knockout Comp confirmed for HOH. I'm guessing almost everyone chooses Rachel and Ashley as their first combo. If Rachel doesn't win this she isn't winning shit during pre-jury

Why does Kelley have fans? Is it because she seems like the type of girl that guys who post on 4chan have a chance with?

>>213446602
nice

>>213446624
she has a nice ass

>>213446602
LET IT BE THE WALL

>>213446624
>>213446638
aye aye

>>213446624
She's means well, and likes to stir shit up.

>>213446624
cause she is awesome

>>213446523
im 21 actually

bug brother mention

>>213446602
Unfortunately I don't see Keanu winning either of these, but it won't stop /ourguy/ from running the house

>>213446509
>>213446545
Hazarding guess
Are they talking about this?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/213429952/#213442116

Rachel has the face of a 60 year old woman

>>213446602
knockout favors somebody "uncontroversial" within the house who won't get picked until late, like an Ava or Will. Maybe Rylie and/or Kat too.

>>213446624
Do you not understand?

>>213446716
true but Angela won last year so I could lowkey see Kelley winning as she seems to register visuals pretty fast if it's similar to the one from last year

>>213446756
>I could lowkey see Kelley winning as she seems to register visuals pretty fast
thats what im thinking as well. but watch freaking jimbo win the arena tomorrow
g(r)od protect the kelley

>>213446624
she's a sperg couldn't you tell?

>>213446602
LET IT BE THE WALL NEXT WEEK

>>213446602
>knockout comp next
aaaa AInsley predict me the next hoh

>>213446834
its gonna be rachel

survivor is so much better than this pile of kiddie shit show

>>213446834
imagine if we got another split house double hoh for this season like 24

>>213446861
Survivor is gay corny faux inspirational boomer hogwash

>>213446861
lol a survivor legend played big brother and said it was way harder than survivor

>>213445446
he was have went balls deep in morgans ass by now

>>213446861
we watch big brother for the same reason chuddies watch fishtank, live feeds. the show edit is just a bonus

>>213446861
i dont like the modern edit, too feel good personal story shit, tho i only seen 2 seasons post 40 winers at war

30 MINS

>>213446861
survivor took a nosedive after cagayan. they cast the same boring superfans every season.

>>213446624
she's a nice, quirky girl who enjoys life. you wouldnt get it

>>213446624
anons relate to her aloof autistic peppiness

90 minute eppy

>Keanu: i do recognize you as a great person that has played this game, you're at least in the top 26
>Rachel: i hope so

>>213447092
Autism doesn't exist

Do we think toxic Rylie makes the 90 minutes or does BB try to sweep it under the rug?

>>213446602
if it's HOH, POV or BBB expect a rachel HOH because she knows to listen to the key words of the song

>>213446861
Is that a joke?

>>213447186
she looks like a man here jej

>>213447210
Definitely sweep. The Christian mom audience will be eating that shit up

I love tight little pieces

>>213447231
kelley 4 cockbuster

>>213447270
fuck yeah

>>213447243
She does look like a human thanks for noticing

I love that Jimmy is campaigning to Kelley

aaa 10 bings

Can you please delay your posts about the episode until the west coast airs. Thank you.

>>213447542
just watch it on bmx like everyone else

According to Morgan, she was originally not going to say she's a model because she was afraid that people would assume she would flirt her way to the end. But then a "friend" told her that nobody would believe she isn't a model, so the best thing to do is tell the truth.

>month long sped up all winners season in the spring
we watching?

>>213447353
misted lol

>>213447600
>Morgan weaves another spool of lies

Captain Will has 56k subscribers on his youtube channel

look at those butt cheeks. zach is so hot

>>213447623
>everyone too scared to target Taylor in fear of social media backlash so they let her skate to F2
I'll pass

JULIE LOOKIN GOOD

So Rylie didn’t even know the blockbuster was at night or live? Dude is so horny he’s blinded from the game

>>213447720
Zae was waaayy hotter with a better body
Adrian had a better looking face

>>213443899
This account HATES morgan kek

https://streamable.com/wuevre

>90 minutes
i always forget about this shit. grod switch the 90 to thursday so we can have live HoH back
you sexy wench

>>213447758
lol its literally the same pretaped Julie message every Sunday and Wednesday

>>213447788
yeah and shes always lookin good

>>213447782
They don’t want to give us the arena AND the HOH in one episode. Too much of a good thing

>>213447623
>The Hitman running the house
I shall watch

who the fuck is Sat

I AM SAT

>>213446624
Normies would rather hang out with miserable cunts than peppy girls that are socially awkward

oh wait i forgot they didn't do initial noms on the episode yet

>>213447844
Yeah this shit feels like it happened two weeks ago

Sat rn with my soda pop

ashley cute lil dance :D

FIGHT

TAUT LITTLE POOPER

Rylie is spooky when he’s mad. It’s like some hick yelling at his wife because his mashed potatoes are lumpy

Rytard talks and has the mannerisms of a 70 year old southerner

Snake ass fake niggas

omg rylie is such a dingus

OOOOOH THEY FIGHTING

>>213447945
shout out to all my PAWGS at the crib heh

>>213447949
>i am sat kat

zach is so beta he keeps letting lauren win

>>213447940
GIRUGAMESH

Vince getting the main character edit

>"growing on me"
>announced he is marrying her on Day 2

>>213447949
SIT ON MY FACE KAT

>>213447952
he said it

>Rylie is the epitome of a beautiful soul

kek they’re giving him the positive edit

>>213447965
Lauren wins if she successfully strings him along the entire game

>>213447978
lol is that Jedson from BBCan next to Cam?

>>213447952
NOOOO SIMPMODE DON'T DROP THE N-BOMB!!!!!

Katherine loves him!!!!!!

hug me tardmode bros

T__T no hoh room sex

Based Kylie segment
Kat admits the charm is working
Rylie won

based uncomfortable showmance

cowMEN won

it's over

lauren
kat
morgan
kelley
ava
rachel
the rest of the buddies

>another week of safety and I am feeling good
oh no no no

he WILL impregnate kat after the show

oh no not Jimbo's confident DR sessions

>>213448055
he WILL abandon the child

Confirmed Kat loves him

>>213448026
damn straight

>>213448046
finna get pumped & dumped

IN THE END, THE SIMP WON

LET'S GO

Who has the lowest Jokers rating ever?

>>213448055
I hope so

they coach them what to say in the DR retards

>>213448085
jeezy creezy lol

Amazing how Zach got zero blowback for voting Adrian out and misleading Rylie

>>213448071
>>213448075
OH NO NO NO

>>213448079
it was obvious, girl is cunty, she wouldn't endure the relentless flirting if she didn't enjoy it

>>213448026
charm in this case being persistent begging, whining, and groping

>>213448098
Is this just based on popularity, or how good they are at the game?
I think Rylie is hilarious to watch so I like him being around

>>213447952
come on rylie you're better then that

this episode is hilarious when you know how it turns out

They included that spit up? Oh shit

More AVA AFP moments

ava wtf

ava is a fucking freak

AFP AVA SEGMENT

>>213448158
yeah, love bombing usually works on girls with daddy issues
assuming they already like you a little bit

HAPLY IETHDAY

Kelley is gonna use her bday when she loses the arena isn’t she

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

kelley classically pretty af

but it's my birthday month...

JUST

It’s always so cringe to see everyone else having to sit and act interested during the HOH reveal

>>213448289
>you dont even deserve all this (birthday party) with all the stirring in the house you do

>didn't do it intentionally
Yeah she did stupid

Look at this blubbering baby

I’m starting to think Mickey said the shit about Kelley celebrating her birthday because deep down she feels guilty that she put her up

Mickey getting such a cunt edit lmao

Awee Rylie's just a good ole Christian southern boy

GET IT TOGETHER RYLIE

kek that face keanu just made on the feeds

Rylie won

Need a Keanu HOH bros

southern boy swag is too damn powerful...

Keanu is a Christlike figure

>>213448139
King shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJXl5gxmiXg

rare Tkor. save it before I delete

Jimmy practicing his eviction speech

>>213448412
I think i took that cap so I don’t have to save it kek. I liked her without the glasses

>>213448445
the person who has to script and rehearse everything calling others fake is a laugh

>>213448412
>i didnt save in time

>>213448445
jesus Jimmy how about you do this now instead of saving it for eviction night?

>>213448445
He doesn't have the guts to do any of that.

NOMS!!

>>213448445
I hope he actually does this

I hate seeing Kelley crying anons...

>>213448445
embarrassing

>>213448445
Would be the only based thing he does in the house

>>213448465
i thought i did but then i realized it was a png so it couldn't have been me

The sound effects are so fucking outdated. Whoever edits the episodes have to be like 60 years old

SMUG TMC

POOVI GETTING MARRIED BROS

only black women tears matter
white women can't be bullied

kelley :(

My mom hates Mickey lol

>>213448445
Amy told everyone to not trust Jimmy on her way out and nobody cared
nobody will care about this either

>>213448535
T’Kor sneezing: AH-DOO AH-DOO BLEHHHHH

aww don't cry kell bell

>>213448548
why on earth would people magazine care about a prejury boot from 6 seasons ago?

>>213448553
The only person getting bullied in this house is Keanu. White women shouldn't even be on this show. They should be having babies and making meals for their husband.

>>213448570
They're giving her such a terrible edit lmao

MOST BULLIED HOUSEGUEST

our sweet Kelley belly :'(

>I'M GONNA FIGHT
>I'M GONNA WIN
>YOU'RE GONNA WASTE ANOTHER NOMINATIONS
>SIMPLE AS

>>213448570
This made me and my roommate lol

I’m a farm kid

>>213448548
children finna look ghoulish

BASED KELLEY

uhhh sweetie you have to respect HOH's nominations

JIMMY NOOOOOOOOO

>>213448661
You guys finally got him reading a quaran

>>213448689
Level 6 looks different from what I remember

wonder who has done more meth. jimmy or rylie

mickey might be a retard

>>213448722
Keanu's gonna read the Quaran
and Kelley's gonna pay for it!

>ropehead villain edit
yeah this shit is good

They are giving Mickey a bitch edit which is nice

>showed brief shots of the kino Keanu/Kelley conversation in the HN room where they both sob about being on the block and reassuring each other but don't feature it
Wasted, I can't imagine being show-only

what's worse then being a bitch ?

monkelley

>>213448795
But Ava spat burped!

this episode needs more lauren

>>213448795
Are you saying you'd rather have seen that than a slow motion edit of Ava spitting up anon?

>bitch don't use the veto on yourself
what did mickey mean by this?

>>213448808
being an n bomb

>>213448748
that one girl from bb8

>>213448808
Being a black bitch

>>213448817
BB Replay!!

>Ashley in the shower
What is real anymore?

will we get that triple threat gay-asp mickey/Morgan segment even if it already went and passed through Twitter?

>30 days in the house and not a single ally for the veto competition
How does Kelley do it?

Rachel titties sittin right

>this is a great veto draw
WOMEN CAN'T STOP THE KING

Ava winning America’s favorite

AVA BUMMY

haha Ava is so silly :)

Keanu is a lock for AFP if he makes Jury. Cazzies love the underdog edit.

SLIDE WHISTLE CARHORN

Damn.. I find Ava kinda hot in that dress no cap

>>213448944
You just texted me this

5 OF US AGAINST HIM

still would bang ava

Is the 7 with Keanu?

the avass is so gottdamn fat

love this comp

Keanu Kino incoming

Whoa whoa, this all a bit complicated for Big Brother. I'm gonna need them to explain it about 6 times in the DR

they were seething afterwards that Keanu would always just slowly walk back

I wanna be kelleys ally so freaking bad

How many times are they gonna tell us how the veto works this time

>hosts the rat comp
Poor ava

calm cool Keanu

>>213449037
She needs a few friends

Based Keanu slow walking back kek

>>213449037
One of the funniest things Leah did and we never got anything but like two screencaps

KEANU RUNNING THIS SHIT

>walking and still destroyed her
I KNEEL

K I N O

KEANU!!!!!

Will looking like he needs a nap watching this comp kek

KEANU WALKING THIS TABLE

Rachel calls him Keano every time

women are retarded

has Morgan even won a single comp lol?

Morgan is not very smart lmao this aint a speed comp

How did Morgan explain being so shit at this? I'm sure she had an excuse.

>>213449106
kawaii

I can't wait for Morgan to lose the wall

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

jesus who cares about their birthday

>>213449170
THREE REICH UWU

>>213449170
I can't hold it much longer

lmao keanu got to fucking dunk his nuts on rachel's face

adrian new thread

NEW

>>213449227
>>213449227
>>213449227
>>213449227
>>213449227

rachel casually winning another season

I love how emotionless and calm keanu is the whole time

"Just sitting here beating myself"

Will they show Ava yelling at Keanu when he wins??