Thread 213443834

Are you ready for the Jesus Cinematic Universe?

>>213443834 (OP)
As an atheist I think Jesus was a pretty cool guy except for when he lied about being the son of god and having supernatural powers. Really brought him down a peg in my eyes

>>213443834 (OP)
Finally

>213443860(You)
bait used to be believable

Trump might ban this movie if the you know who's complain like they did with the first one

>>213443834 (OP)
the directors commentary of the first film is even more kino than the film itself

>>213443834 (OP)
Ya'll live in the Jesus universe.

>>213443860
God or no God, he wasn't lying if he believed it. He was either the Son of God or a benevolent schizo which makes him incredibly based either way.

>>213443860
As an atheist, you are going to burn in hell unless you repent.

My boy Caviezel gettin' work. So talented.

>>213443860
He was so powerful he converted the empire that executed him into worshippers

>>213444642
Person of Interest was so dope at first. It was like real life Batman... & then they gayed it up

>>213443860
>As an atheist

Shalom

>>213443834 (OP)
Didn't he tell everything that needed to be told about Jesus in the first movie? WTF will this movie be about? Second coming?

>>213443834 (OP)
It's never happening you retards. He's been giving "updates" about it for 10 years

>>213443834 (OP)
Was Jesus supposed to be 56 when he got to heaven?

>>213444774
Cleaning up shop in Hell which will be really inconsistent with the tone of the first movie. I really hope it isn't a religious version of John Wick because that would be lame. It should just be about Peter and Paul starting up the Catholic church.

>>213443860
He never claimed to be the son of god or to have supernatural powers. Those were retcons to the lore by hack writers from later seasons. Really ruined the mythology IMHO.

>>213444774
Gibson on what the scripts of the two movies are like
>one of them is a very structured and very strong script, and kind of more what one should expect, and the other is like an acid trip

>>213444930
Hopefully it's just three hours of him flipping tables over and whipping merchants at the temple.

>>213443834 (OP)
I honestly cant wait. Everything Big Mel is involved with is pure gold kino.

>>213444615
>you better listen to me or you'll go on time out!
I do the same thing to my kids. Grow up.

>>213443834 (OP)
how can i get a jesus hairkino like this?

>>213443834 (OP)
>Jesus Cinematic Universe
Wouldn't that be just the Acts of the Apostles?

>>213445121
Nail yourself to a tree and await further instructions

>>213444930
The Orthodox Church*

>>213445614
Mel Gibson is gay for Rome and wouldn't do that

>>213445710
he's a sedevacantist

>>213443834 (OP)
Didn't the company behind Sound of Freedom drop a trailer for a movie about Jesus' birth with the daughter of Cassel and Belluci as Mary?

>>213444615
That's not how it works retard. Catholics are not Christians, and their gay jewish fanfiction is not scipture.

>>213446353
Found it, it's called ZERO A.D., it comes out in December, it also has Sam Worthington and Jim Caviezel as Herod.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpZ7y72u-c8

>>213445790
>makes Jesus speak in Ecclesiastical Latin before it even existed

Do we get origin movies for all the disciples