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Anonymous No.213444770 >>213444822 >>213444990 >>213445063 >>213445073 >>213445136 >>213445263 >>213445599 >>213446076 >>213446140 >>213446240 >>213446343 >>213446370 >>213446403 >>213446610 >>213447057 >>213447379 >>213450723 >>213451038
28 Years Later
Go hug your mom bros ;_;
Anonymous No.213444822 >>213444842
>>213444770 (OP)
>ere's ya mum mate, good banter innit, safe
Anonymous No.213444842 >>213444966
>>213444822
she was dying of cancer
Anonymous No.213444955 >>213445044 >>213445062 >>213445079 >>213445104 >>213446104 >>213446159 >>213447537 >>213448726 >>213454560
Do they even explain why iodine man just lets the alpha live despite being able to paralyze it? Is it some sort of circle of life type shit where the ecosystem needs a top predator
Anonymous No.213444966
>>213444842
>ya mums got cancer mate too bad innit
>'eres her skull lad safe
Anonymous No.213444990 >>213445137
>>213444770 (OP)
>Comon Mum! We're going on an adventure! To get you dead!
Anonymous No.213445001 >>213450937
>expected zombie kino
>got a movie about a traumatized kid, a 7 feet neanderthal with a giant dick and jimmy savile
Anonymous No.213445012
i dont remember this scene from coriolanus
Anonymous No.213445044 >>213445066
>>213444955
The alpha turns him on
Anonymous No.213445062 >>213446348 >>213446420 >>213446897
>>213444955
the alpha was working for the doctor, collecting skulls for him. That's why the alpha was always ripping people's head off. He was getting skulls for the doctor's skull tower.
The alpha was "rewarded" with shots of morphine which it is addicted to
Anonymous No.213445063 >>213448137
>>213444770 (OP)
My mom died in 2008
Anonymous No.213445066
>>213445044
Why did a zombie do that? Does it have no code of ethics??
Anonymous No.213445073 >>213445093
>>213444770 (OP)
Was this written by an AI?
And I'm not trying to be funny here.
The plot seems so disjointed, like something a Markov bot would come up with.
The cinematography was great, but the actual film was extremely forgettable.
Anonymous No.213445079
>>213444955
obiviously didn't stay for the post-credits scene where he gets railed by the big shlong niggerzombie
Anonymous No.213445093
>>213445073
It was written by an AI, that's why it was so compelling. A Human writer could never accomplish such a feat.
Anonymous No.213445104
>>213444955
It's his boyfriend, he just got a little jealous after he saw the doctor hanging out with the mother is all.
Anonymous No.213445136 >>213446179
>>213444770 (OP)
no. she hates me and if I show any level of kindness to her she will see it as weakness. she will start playing games and overstepping the set boundaries again. then I will have to be an asshole again to stop her from being insufferable.
Anonymous No.213445137 >>213445192 >>213446207
>>213444990
>Spike stops watching his mum for a minute
>she bum rushes straight into a decrepit train to help a zombie give birth
Damn, relatable innit
Anonymous No.213445192 >>213446207
>>213445137
>to help a zombie give birth
Yuuuuuuuuuup. So that happened.....
Anonymous No.213445263 >>213445289 >>213445291 >>213445306 >>213445372 >>213445410 >>213454661
>>213444770 (OP)
Wasn't the virus contained to britbongistan? So there's a zombie apocalypse going on in the UK, but the rest of the world simply doesn't give a shit?
Anonymous No.213445289 >>213445382
>>213445263
>UK collapses into chaos
>rest of the EU is fine
it's a metaphor for Brexit
Anonymous No.213445291
>>213445263
watch 28 weeks later, it explains some of the (bit unbelievable) worldbuilding which is also hinted at in this movie
Anonymous No.213445306
>>213445263
Yes. But the brits deserved it for being brits
Anonymous No.213445307 >>213445427 >>213445497 >>213445555
What's with the Jimmy Saville thing? Is the joke that nobody found out because the outbreak started in 2005 so he's still remembered fondly?
Anonymous No.213445372 >>213445408 >>213454793
>>213445263
they quarantined uk but it's still dumb. because there is no way they would risk having that shit around. there will always be some risk of it leaving the island and spreading into the mainland.
IRL they would have firebombed the place and leave nothing alive.
Anonymous No.213445382 >>213445701
>>213445289
>rest of eu is fine
You mean except for the millions upon millions of Syrian, Paki, Indian, and Bangladesh hordes of unwashed cousin fuckers right?
Anonymous No.213445408 >>213445646 >>213445706
>>213445372
You don’t have the slightest clue how big Great Britain is.
Anonymous No.213445410
>>213445263
Have you seen the movie DOOMSDAY(2008)? It's pretty much the same thing
Anonymous No.213445427 >>213445626 >>213446724
>>213445307
they're a metaphor for the youth finding absurdity in the downfall of a civilisation, jokesters, if you will
Anonymous No.213445497 >>213445761 >>213446158
>>213445307
It doesn't work. No one who was a kid when Teletubbies was on would know who Saville was. He only slightly came back to relevance in 2000 when Louis Theroux did his documentary. But again, kids wouldn't be watching that.
Anonymous No.213445555
>>213445307
The outbreak started in 2002
they slowly pan over a quilt/poster to make sure you know this lol
Anonymous No.213445599
>>213444770 (OP)
Yeah im thinking this was kino
Anonymous No.213445626 >>213445683 >>213446724
>>213445427
I always have to read that entire thing whenever it's posted. I wonder what happened to this compelling individual.
Anonymous No.213445646 >>213445723
>>213445408
doesn't matter. a decade of constant bombing should cover most population centers. troops would get sent to clean the sparsely populated countryside. they would have little choice in the matter. it being massive only makes it more difficult to control the coastlines.
Anonymous No.213445683 >>213446724
>>213445626
Same. It's the type of cringe you can't ignore. It beckons.
Anonymous No.213445701
>>213445382
>Syrian, Paki, Indian, and Bangladesh hordes of unwashed cousin fuckers right?
but enough about the UK
Anonymous No.213445706 >>213445783 >>213445842
>>213445408
It's smaller than most states. Only you lazy eurokeks think an hour drive is super far. I can drive across your entire nation in a fucking day.
Anonymous No.213445723
>>213445646
>zombies wandering aimlessly around the countryside
>population centers
>non nuclear firebombs
Just stop.
Anonymous No.213445761 >>213445838
>>213445497
That's like saying kids in the 2000s wouldn't know who Mr Roger's was, I mean yeah nobodies at age would "worship" but idk but the culture is different in britbong land
Anonymous No.213445783 >>213445873
>>213445706
>I can drive across your entire nation in a fucking day.
Jokes on you. Their roads are shite.
Anonymous No.213445838 >>213445924
>>213445761
I don't know if Mr Rogers show was repeated but Saville was completely off children's tv in the mid-90s and was not on repeats. No kid born after 1995 would have a clue who he was.
Anonymous No.213445842 >>213446062
>>213445706
Lol, I’ve been to Texas, imagine being proud of empty desert and scrub brush filled with retard Mexicans. And don’t even get me started on New Mexico, Arizona, and Nevada.
Anonymous No.213445873 >>213445919
>>213445783
>their
>shite
The Irish and Scots are just as retarded.
Anonymous No.213445919
>>213445873
Jokes further on you. Irish roads are even worse.
Anonymous No.213445924 >>213446127
>>213445838
Nta but Sir Jimmy is the one who started the cult and he probably either watched reruns or had tapes at his old place. Or just knew who he was and went with his look, who knows.
Anonymous No.213445935 >>213446016
Why is he only doing slop now?
Anonymous No.213446016 >>213446051 >>213446468
>>213445935
Anonymous No.213446051 >>213451479
>>213446016
Anonymous No.213446062 >>213446175 >>213454780
>>213445842
Better than being filled with pakis and Indians. But I guess if I was an anglo I'd see even those people as an upgrade. Your cinema has an homage to a notorious pedophile, you worship monarchs, and eat like the blitzkrieg and rationing never ended. Maybe you should get back to your shitty cuckshed of an island and shut the fuck up. You lowlives and censorship get zero say about anything. You're an embarrassment to the entire world. 28 Years Later perfectly encapsulates your lowly people. A bunch of retarded ragers who worship fat cocked pakis while coping that really you're some almost transcendental and meaningful people. You're vermin. Ratty little pricks speaking pidgin. Fuck off and learn how to say bottle of water, you fat swine.
Anonymous No.213446076
>>213444770 (OP)
ok sure, the flick was utter garbage, but man, this was the whitest movie in a long time, I think we might be back, innit?
Anonymous No.213446104
>>213444955
No it isn't explained. And then like 15 minutes later hes almost killed by the alpha kek
Anonymous No.213446127 >>213446187
>>213445924
I was born before 95 and I have no fucking idea who Jimmy Saville is. I saw the last scene and just thought “oh it’s just brits being idiots as per usual “.
Anonymous No.213446140 >>213446192
>>213444770 (OP)
have they explained why they are so cavalier about splattering zombie blood, when a single drop getting in their eyes would turn the?
i mean maybe wear sunglasses or something
Anonymous No.213446158 >>213446225
>>213445497
He was regularly on eg Top of the Pops and the top of the Pops rerun shows they used to do in the nineties. Anything Saville has been scrubbed from history now but he was still all over the place in the nineties, diddling away.
Anonymous No.213446159 >>213446326 >>213447651
>>213444955
He's a doctor. He took an oath. He says the infected and the non-infected are the same. He's not going to murder someone if he can help it.
Anonymous No.213446175 >>213446235 >>213446932
>>213446062
Go blog post somewhere else. Your tantrum needs editing.
Anonymous No.213446179
>>213445136
Holy shit this sounds exactly like my gf rn
Anonymous No.213446187
>>213446127
Jimmy Saville is a Brit kid comedian who has ties to the royals and got outed as being a prolific kid fucker. So naturally given this is a Bri'ish film they needed to throw in an homage to such a great man and make his acolytes super ninjas. Oh why did we include a pedo in the movie despite knowing he fucked kids? Because le people in le movie don't le know :^). Embarrassing. Disgraceful.
Anonymous No.213446192
>>213446140
>have they explained why they are so cavalier about splattering zombie blood
They aren't. They use arrows to keep distance. When Spike gets infected blood on his mother he quickly wipes it off.
Anonymous No.213446207 >>213446776
>>213445137
>>213445192
This part genuinely made me laugh out loud in the theater
Anonymous No.213446225 >>213446306
>>213446158
He would have barely been on TotP in the late nineties if at all. Teletubbies began in 1997/8. Children that young aren't watching TotP anyway.
Anonymous No.213446235
>>213446175
>oi m8 ingerland is supa big
>LMAO AMERIMUTT LOL XD FUK U I BEEN 2 TEXAS N IT WUZ POOPY
>But you're wrong and this isn't the point, you see...
>AMERIMUTT XD STFU BRUV INNIT M8 BO OH A WATA
The average 28 Years Later enjoyer, folks. Truly a shameful time to a Britbongistani.
Anonymous No.213446240 >>213446266 >>213449833
>>213444770 (OP)
This movie was good but i dont give a single flying fuck about Spike's character or the Jimmy Saville cult and I hate that theyre the main focus of the next movie instesd of
Anonymous No.213446266
>>213446240
>instesd of
Oh n-
Anonymous No.213446306
>>213446225
There were TotP rerun clips all over the BBC as filler shows throughout the nineties and he was on them regularly. He also popped up on Top of the Pops itself a lot as a guest and there was a resurgence of the show with Britpop at the time. The BBC has scrubbed these shows, and tried to scrub him from history but he was on tv.
Anonymous No.213446326
>>213446159
so that settles these 'infected' are not fucking zombies, innit mate?
Anonymous No.213446328
Anonymous No.213446343 >>213446447 >>213446466
>>213444770 (OP)
Why don't the zombies attack their town during low tide? It's not like they make an effort to be quiet, they must hear the people there and see their lights and the guard towers could barely handle 1 zombie charging them. How have they not been overrun?
Anonymous No.213446348
>>213445062
ur smart. lol
Anonymous No.213446350 >>213446399
I enjoyed the movie, but it didn't really make any sense
Very well made, and I cried when the mum died, but it didn't really make any sense and was - frankly - stupid at times.
Anonymous No.213446370
>>213444770 (OP)
This movie's plot was not interesting.
Anonymous No.213446399 >>213446489 >>213446490
>>213446350
>and I cried
Imagine shedding actual tears and using up valuable water and salt for this boring, dull, lifeless piece of shit movie. This site never fails to amaze me in how absolutely pathetic people can be.
Anonymous No.213446403
>>213444770 (OP)
my mum died out of the blue a 4 years ago and i cried at this scene
Anonymous No.213446420
>>213445062
where is that explained??
Anonymous No.213446447 >>213446481 >>213446622
>>213446343
Yeah man why didn’t the mindless rabid rage zombies get together and strategize about the best way to charge battlements? What are they stupid?
Anonymous No.213446466
>>213446343
>and the guard towers could barely handle 1 zombie charging them
That was an alpha. Intelligent enough to follow Spike and his dad through the gates. They also make a point to state he has massive plot armor and can take far too much damage before he dies. If a few infected made it across the strip of land they'd be easily dealt with arrows.
Anonymous No.213446468
>>213446016
This movie was mid but he made a fantastic Odysseus
Anonymous No.213446481 >>213446562
>>213446447
>yeah i know we made up new rules and show the ragers as being smart enough to fuck and hunt people down and survive for 28 years but its super hard for them to ever just stroll over when water goes down
Nice consistency you got there.
Anonymous No.213446489
>>213446399
This site becomes more Redd*t with every passing day. On purpose. Turns out troons and homos who don’t work have lots of free time to ruin the internet.
Anonymous No.213446490 >>213446537
>>213446399
>not empathising with the death of someone's mother
I was the same when I was an edgy 14 year old too, you'll grow out of it
Anonymous No.213446496 >>213446588 >>213447166
For me it's Jimmima!
Anonymous No.213446537
>>213446490
Maybe they should've made a different, better movie then. I'm not criticizing him for crying. But crying over this fucking stupid ass movie is a waste of tears.
Anonymous No.213446562 >>213446650
>>213446481
The alphas are smarter not smart. This is evidenced by the giant dicked paki walking straight into 6 arrows being fired into his chest instead of ducking or running away. Clearly someone dumb enough to not put clothes on in a cold rainy country like England is still smart enough to siege a town.
Anonymous No.213446588
>>213446496
Is that the heroin whore from Mayor of Kingstown? Worst part of the shitty show.
Anonymous No.213446610 >>213446669
>>213444770 (OP)
Danny Boyle is a ugly gremlin little faggot and I'd beat the shit out of him if I ever met him IRL
Anonymous No.213446622 >>213446698 >>213446718
>>213446447
They dont need to strategize, they mindlessly bumrush anything that makes noise and a bustling town barely 3 miles off the coast would be visible and audible especially during the fucking raging parties they throw. It also makes no sense why they arent attracted to Kelson's big ass bonfires. Clearly the Iodine didnt deter the alpha. Or maybe it does all make sense. Idk I watched it drunk
Anonymous No.213446650 >>213446886
>>213446562
>hunt people down and are drawn to human activity
>ragers can't go across the ground at low tide
So they can live all over the entire countryside and urban areas and walk across all that ground. They can have sex and hunt and eat and drink and do all that. But they CANNOT walk across the ground at low tide?
Anonymous No.213446669
>>213446610
He's taking joy in your current seething
Anonymous No.213446698
>>213446622
>6/7 men armed with fully automatic rifles can't deal with 10 infected runnning at them
The contrivances never end in this movie.
Anonymous No.213446702
Idk why I was supposed to care about anything that happened in this movie. It all felt like such small potatoes. Also the Bone Temple has 0 mystique when you learn Kelson made it. Why are they making the next movie about something so uninteresting?
Also aaron taylor johnson is a shit actor which a high pitched womanly voice
Anonymous No.213446718 >>213446770 >>213446841
>>213446622
>they don’t need to strategize
>immediately come up with a plan that requires strategy but tries to hide it by adding the word “mindlessly”
If they were really mindless they would just run at the town while the tide was up and all drown. Waiting until it’s down is ,you guessed it, a strategy. Running at it from only one direction is more strategy. You don’t have to be stupid your whole life.
Anonymous No.213446724 >>213446774 >>213447136
>>213445427
>>213445626
>>213445683
it reads like his phone was taking dictation. or he's a psycho
Anonymous No.213446770 >>213446827
>>213446718
I think they're smart enough to understand the difference between water and land
Anonymous No.213446774
>>213446724
What’s really happening is that he’s a fat autistic edgelord who is just dying for attention, any attention at all. He ruined himself with shitty tattoos and now he has to commit to the bit.
Anonymous No.213446776 >>213447184
>>213446207
Truth is its a pile of pretentious bullshit. 28 days later was briilliant even if it was just a rip off of the BBcs day of the triiffds. This is midwit pseud slop.
Anonymous No.213446827
>>213446770
They are which is why they haven’t all drowned, in the same way animals don’t down. It’s the waiting for the land bridge to clear they’re incapable of because even the smart ones are incapable of forethought or planning ahead. You know like Africans.
Anonymous No.213446828
Anyone have the high quality vid that preserves the audio?
Anonymous No.213446841 >>213446997 >>213447049
>>213446718
If a roving group of infected happened to wander by during low tide why wouldn't they not charge at the place making a bunch of noise? Everything in this movie felt poorly thought out
Anonymous No.213446854 >>213446900 >>213446902
Why hasn't anyone mentioned the fact that the Doctor can have massive bonfires in the open without attracting hordes?

Also literally 1 day after barely surviving with his father, the kid takes his mom to go scream on a fucking mountain top
Anonymous No.213446886
>>213446650
>They can have sex
I don't think they can, I think the baby had been in there for 28 years... could be wrong though, cause they never really explained it
Anonymous No.213446897
>>213445062
mind status: blown
Anonymous No.213446900
>>213446854
But didn’t you see he had a rope bridge across a slowly moving knee deep stream to keep them out. Smart.
Anonymous No.213446902 >>213446961
>>213446854
What hordes? You only see a handful of infected at any one time. They clearly establish the doctor has a hiding place.
Anonymous No.213446932
>>213446175
ama chan a cute
Anonymous No.213446961 >>213446993
>>213446902
The hordes they see in the fields at the beginning of the movie? The hordes that killed the shipwrecked NATO soldiers? Also the doctor almost fucking got his head ripped off in his "hiding spot"
Anonymous No.213446967 >>213447271
Anonymous No.213446993 >>213447045
>>213446961
I wouldn't call 6-10 people a horde.
Anonymous No.213446996 >>213447050
Jim'll Fix It what what he was most knowm for and it ran up to 1995 believe it ot not

In it Jimmy saville fullfilled children wishes.

Maximum creepy 1993

https://youtu.be/S1-XOmQ86Ok?feature=shared&t=629
Anonymous No.213446997
>>213446841
Then they’re picked off from the watchtower and walls by bows and ballista. They’re naked animals. They don’t use tools and can’t work together. Zombies have always been shitty monsters. Only retards and women fall to them.
Anonymous No.213447045 >>213447188
>>213446993
Way more than that
Anonymous No.213447049
>>213446841
It doesn't matter if its low tide if they dont even understand the concept of a narrow land bridge under the water that connects to the island.
Anonymous No.213447050 >>213447172
>>213446996
What’s the problem? The Anglican Church has been fucking kids for 500 years. The bongs are used to it.
Anonymous No.213447057 >>213447119
>>213444770 (OP)
Gigaslop.
Anonymous No.213447107 >>213447152 >>213447163
The average 28 Years hater didn’t even understand the iodine scene. It’s a disinfectant. It’s going to keep infected blood from running into his eyes or mouth if it gets on his skin. It doesn’t magically repel zombies and he didn’t say it does.
>”The virus doesn’t like iodine.”
No wonder this movie gets so much hate from retards.
Anonymous No.213447119 >>213447161
>>213447057
But at least it’s not girlboss slop or superior black guy slop or magical homo slop so it’s kino in my book. Yes that’s how far the bar has dropped for me.
Anonymous No.213447136
>>213446724
He an esl retard who's referencing that one scene from Batman
Anonymous No.213447152 >>213447201
>>213447107
UV radiation kills viruses faster than iodine. Wanna guess where the doc spent most of his time? Yeah.
Anonymous No.213447161 >>213447189
>>213447119
Slop is slop. Get good.
Anonymous No.213447163 >>213448288
>>213447107
Viruses aren't alive, nor do they have the cognitive ability to "like" or "dislike" something.
Anonymous No.213447166
>>213446496
she's CUTE
Anonymous No.213447172 >>213447219
>>213447050
>What’s the problem? The Anglican Church has been fucking kids for 500 years. The bongs are used to it.
Pedophiles find a way to get near to kids, I'm not protestant but it was never the churches or schools fault, or the swimming pools or the gym or the scouts or whatever . It's our fault for not hanging them or sending them to an isolated penal colony for life. To this day judges give the bastads a smack on the wrist when they are caught with revolving crap like babies and toddlers being raped.

They should be killed or left on an island with air drops of food and medcine for life. The solution to pedos is zero tolerace
Anonymous No.213447184 >>213447248 >>213447504
>>213446776
>The BBCs day of the triffids
Holy shit
Anonymous No.213447188 >>213447317 >>213447323
>>213447045
The infected in the field and the infected that attack the soldiers are the same 6-10 infected including Samson.
Anonymous No.213447189
>>213447161
Okay well then we’re stuck to talking about movies made before 2005 or so. I’m sick of talking about Conan and Robocop.
Anonymous No.213447201 >>213447250
>>213447152
On a cloudy island in the North Atlantic
Anonymous No.213447219 >>213447275
>>213447172
>isolated penal colony for life
G’day mate.
Anonymous No.213447248 >>213447274 >>213447463 >>213447495
>>213447184
Yeah danny boyle plagarised ot fpor 28 fays later,

The opening scnene in the hospital
The deserted streets
The military guys are rapey and the real danger etc

28 days later is a pure rip off of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LoxslvFu8U
Anonymous No.213447250
>>213447201
Lol do you think clouds will stop you from getting a sunburn? Unless you aren’t white. Which fair. But still clouds don’t stop UV radiation.
Anonymous No.213447269 >>213447396 >>213447440
Do European “men” really just default to eating pussy for a new chick they hook up with? No wonder that kid crashed out, seeing his role model father demoted to the level of a groveling dog before a whore.
Anonymous No.213447271
>>213446967
Based Spike, patrolling the thots.
Anonymous No.213447274 >>213447351
>>213447248
Was this English or are you having a stroke?
Anonymous No.213447275
>>213447219
Nah some rock in the atlantic or indian ocean.
Anonymous No.213447317 >>213447349 >>213450095
>>213447188
There's literally 6-10 NATO soldiers and they kill atleast 5 or 6 infected before getting killed by the horde in the tunnels
Anonymous No.213447323
>>213447188
The soldiers are another bit of retardation. Imagine having a team of men with automatic rifles and losing to 7 naked dudes that have to bite you to kill you. Lol. Fuck this movie.
Anonymous No.213447349 >>213447491
>>213447317
>horde
The movie shows us like 6 dudes at max.
Anonymous No.213447351 >>213447410
>>213447274
I always think that its the third worlders on here who are panicing at typos and grammar. Unless you are danny boyle which would just be sad.
Anonymous No.213447379 >>213447467
>>213444770 (OP)
she kicked me out of the home twice. before the first she stripped all the family photos off the wall in a bipolar fury, i overreacted and called her a "cunt" show she kicked me out. I left town and lived on my own from 17 til 22, when i found out she had cancer. I gave up whatever anger i had to help around the house, she recovered fine, it wasn't anything too crazy. Her newest husband would talk to me with authority as if he was my father, he was in AA for 30 years so God forbid anyone has a beer after work. I never drank around him but the thought of me also not being sober made him angry and he insisted if I don't leave town he'll leave my mom. He was the first man to not be a complete piece of shit to her, and she told me teary eyed i needed to go again. I'm almost 30, back out in the world, I don't trust anyone and ignore any attempts the limited family I have make at reconnecting. She'd always explode with anger, and reconcile with apologies, i have the same anger but i dont have the same forgiveness. I'm not gonna be there for any of my family when they're leaving this life, and that's something I'll have to deal with. Call me whatever the fuck you want, I carved my own path and so far so good im successful, my own home, good job, no roommates. I'm so angry all of the time, but im also so far away from my problems, all it takes is a quick visit to the beach to wash away whatever's bothering me. I'm still so angry, but shit could be worse.
Anonymous No.213447396
>>213447269
women submit to the savage man while the modern man submits to women
makes you think
Anonymous No.213447410 >>213447463
>>213447351
Dude I let typos and grammar go because I’m not a turbofaggot but I literally can’t tell what that guy was trying to say. What movie is he referencing? Unless it’s you, which slow down and proofread your shitposting.
Anonymous No.213447440
>>213447269
>Do European “men” really just default to eating pussy for a new chick they hook up with? No wonder that kid crashed out, seeing his role model father demoted to the level of a groveling dog before a whore.
Anonymous No.213447463 >>213447489
>>213447410
>>213447248
>28 days later is a pure rip off of it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LoxslvFu8U
Anonymous No.213447465 >>213447520
It made little sense that the doctor, on his own for 28 years, is so rational and lucid. It makes me think they really are going for a Colonel Kurtz rip-off for Cillian Murphy's Jimmy. He probably created the Jimmy Savile cult as a joke.
Anonymous No.213447467
>>213447379
Lol, imagine drinking around an alcoholic and then getting butthurt when told to stop and thinking he’s the problem. Your mother is better off without you.
Anonymous No.213447489 >>213447504
>>213447463
Of what? Fuck your YouTube link and just say the movie dummy.
Anonymous No.213447491 >>213447506
>>213447349
>6 people max
Anonymous No.213447495 >>213447586 >>213447599
>>213447248
Sorry my dude but the book, that contains all those scenes, predates the BBC version by several decades. When I wrote holy shit, I was >implying wtf are you thinking you stinking illiterate
Anonymous No.213447504
>>213447489
>>213447184
>>The BBCs day of the triffids
>Holy shit
Anonymous No.213447506 >>213447533 >>213447539 >>213447560
>>213447491
I count 12. Is 12 a "horde"?
Anonymous No.213447520 >>213447554
>>213447465
>me own cult
Anonymous No.213447533
>>213447506
I count nine, but I like the fact that that guy got so butthurt about he had to go take a screen shot and bring it here.
Anonymous No.213447537 >>213447576
>>213444955
the doctor killing a zombie is to him like if he killed a guy for being on meth and aggressive, that’s why he doesn’t do it
Anonymous No.213447539
>>213447506
This is after "a handful of them" were shot by the roughly 10 NATO soldiers
Anonymous No.213447554 >>213447581
>>213447520
Is there racism in his cult?
Anonymous No.213447560
>>213447506
Nigger the soldiers were constantly shooting people and even then infected niggers were falling out of the sky and landing on them

(I literally started laughing remembering the absurd shit in this retarded movie)
Anonymous No.213447576
>>213447537
Methheads deserve death though.
Anonymous No.213447581 >>213447618
>>213447554
One of the girls is half black I think
Anonymous No.213447586 >>213447711
>>213447495
Forgot to add that there are several film versions of Wyndham's book going back to the 1950s so it's clear you get half the reference but don't know what the fuck you're talking about
Anonymous No.213447599 >>213447693
>>213447495
>Sorry my dude
What the fuck is with all you halwit middle eastern nobodies on here. The BBC production is diffrerent from the book quite a bit and the labdrover in it is also plagarised. 28 days later is a rip off of it. You've never seen it. I did not reger to thye movie of it but the TV series for that reason

The silent city streets, the hospital HELLOs, the landrover escape, the army guys its all lifted from it. 28 days later is a straight rip of if it. And stop using phrases that sound like an extra from three kings if you don't want to be sneered at.
Anonymous No.213447618
>>213447581
Anonymous No.213447643 >>213447718
ITT you learned
28 Days later is a copy of an old BBC TV show.

Everything is fake and rebooted. Everything
Anonymous No.213447651 >>213447712
>>213446159
>if we kill the infected, the same number of killers stay in the world.
Anonymous No.213447693 >>213447735 >>213447747
>>213447599
OK fuckwit, the book literally has the guy coming out of hospital to an abandoned world. It's an iconic scene in science fiction. You don't know what you're talking about. Further to that, my English is fine, whilst you're in no position to cry about anyone else's use of English as mentioned by an anon up thread. You don't have much defence there.
Anonymous No.213447711
>>213447586
Calm down Danny, we are in a post honesty world, no one will notice or care you ripped it off now. People have known for years anyway.
Anonymous No.213447712 >>213447856
>>213447651
That doesn’t make any sense, if one dude kills 15 infected even if that makes him a killer (it doesn’t) there’s still a net loss of 14 killers. Use your brain for something besides anime and futa.
Anonymous No.213447718
>>213447643
That anon is illiterate.
Anonymous No.213447735 >>213447786 >>213447820 >>213449864
>>213447693
>defence
Your English isn’t fine.
Anonymous No.213447747
>>213447693
Look it;s a third world arsehole being third world and seething. Ho humm. The 'infected' are everywhere these days. Back to Iraq you go.
Anonymous No.213447786
>>213447735
Haha holy shit
Anonymous No.213447794
So did danny boyle pay royalties to John Whyndams estate then? Was it formalised somehow?
Anonymous No.213447804 >>213447836 >>213447891 >>213447961
Wtf is this thread, holy shit
Anonymous No.213447820 >>213447846 >>213447889
>>213447735
You just gave away your ESL status if you don't know thats UK English
Anonymous No.213447836 >>213447946
>>213447804
Danny Boyles arab boyfriend freaking out someone knows that 28 days later was plagarised from an old BBC show.
Anonymous No.213447846
>>213447820
>uk
>english
Pick one bruv innit?
Anonymous No.213447856
>>213447712
No, dude, it's wrong to kill the infected because you become a killer. you have to understand.
Anonymous No.213447889 >>213447948 >>213448040
>>213447820
Even the Eng*ish don’t use UK English on here the only “people” that do learned English as a second or third language in the UK. It’s still not fine.
Anonymous No.213447891 >>213447930
>>213447804
For some reason this movie causes an IQ drop by one standard deviation. Spastics have to crawl in and cry about people not dealing with zombies the way they would, typed from their mcflurry and cum stained underwear
Anonymous No.213447930
>>213447891
>mcflurry
Negro please everyone knows the Dairy Queen blizzard is where it’s at.
Anonymous No.213447946 >>213448006
>>213447836
The scenes you picked out, in particular when the protagonist leaves the hospital to an abandoned world, are objectively in the book. You've only just learnt of its existence.
Anonymous No.213447948 >>213448017 >>213448101
>>213447889
The third wolrd uses translation and grammar plug ins to post here. That's why they get triggered and scream ESL when they see typos becase it fucks their translation software an melts thir limited minds. It causes cunfusion
Anonymous No.213447961
>>213447804
I’m killing time between classes arguing with myself on both sides of this important issue about a big dick zombie movie.
Anonymous No.213448006 >>213448105 >>213448128
>>213447946
>The scenes you picked out, in particular when the protagonist leaves the hospital to an abandoned world, are objectively in the book. You've only just learnt of its existence.
I read the boot as a child to be honest with you and have reread all his books a few time, boyle ripped of not the book, but very much the visiual style not of the 60s move but the 80s TV show, the blue hospital gown etc. It's not my fault he did that or that you are from a failed civilisation.
Anonymous No.213448017 >>213448044
>>213447948
Nah, everyone knows American English is the only real English. If you call color colour or favor favour or gray grey then you are retarded.
Anonymous No.213448040 >>213448133
>>213447889
Cry more, fatty. You'd be eaten by the Jimmies.
Anonymous No.213448044
>>213448017
fr fr no cap
Anonymous No.213448101
>>213447948
>wolrd
>becase
>an
>thir
>cunfusion
If you aren’t shit posting you might just be stupid. Both are probably true.
Anonymous No.213448105
>>213448006
Do you not think that both versions might just be using standard NHS hospital gowns?
Anonymous No.213448128 >>213448194
>>213448006
Oh Christ 28 Years Later Nitpick General has reached hospital gowns now.
Anonymous No.213448133 >>213448178
>>213448040
Anonymous No.213448137
>>213445063
i am truly sorry for your lots
Anonymous No.213448146
>Deers run by thread
>thread collapses
Anonymous No.213448177 >>213448204 >>213449310 >>213451219
Would ye mind if we stepped in?
Anonymous No.213448178
>>213448133
Anonymous No.213448194
>>213448128
Does the NHS even have hospital gowns? I just always assumed they gave you track suits and a pack of Chesterfields
Anonymous No.213448204 >>213448242
>>213448177
The Jack O'Connel era has begun.
Anonymous No.213448242 >>213448274
>>213448204
They’ve been trying to make him work for 20 years, it’s just not happening. Although I did like him in rogue heroes.
Anonymous No.213448274 >>213448325
>>213448242
Sometimes it takes 20 years.
Anonymous No.213448288
>>213447163
do you have the tism?
Anonymous No.213448325 >>213448368 >>213448464
>>213448274
I can’t think of even one other case where an actor took 20 years to become a leading man and did it. You’re either Tom Hanks or you’re Alan Rickman. Not both.
Anonymous No.213448368 >>213448642 >>213448801
>>213448325
George Clooney.
Anonymous No.213448406 >>213448716
>ITT: boomers and millenials angry that we got the best 28XL zombiemovie
Anonymous No.213448464 >>213448801
>>213448325
Samuel L. Jackson
Anonymous No.213448642
>>213448368
Damn young leno looked fine
Anonymous No.213448716 >>213449747
>>213448406
Im gen x and I enjoyed it. I particularly liked the part where it didn’t haven’t any black teenage girls to tell me to shut up.
Anonymous No.213448726 >>213448839 >>213448869 >>213448880
>>213444955
He's essentially a druid. Shamans were considered beyond the normal class of society, not typical citizens and with a higher power that even rulers were meant to respect. Like females in a wolf pack, they're their own class outside the typical alpha/beta/etc hierarchy due to the role they play.

Like regular doctors and in exchange for being looked after by the people, they aid any who come to them in a symbiotic relationship. He has a differing view on life and as such, sees little difference between the normal folks and infected, on top of his hippocratic oath. They're all animals and part of nature, and it's his job to reinforce and teach others this, not just mete out aid. The role necessitates a more detached view. He's like a teacher dealing with a bunch of preschoolers; the preschoolers are in the throes, and he sees how small they are in the grand scheme.

So he's not going to kill the Alpha unless he's in a pinch, because yes, he's there as an observer and knows to let nature do its thing.

>t. studied shamanism, hope what I typed makes some sense
Anonymous No.213448801 >>213448955
>>213448368
Clooneys first major Hollywood movie was Dusk Till Dawn and he was the leading man in it.

>>213448464
Jackson has never been a leading man, everytime it’s tried it fails (snakes on planes, that one where he’s a president) he’s a character actor at best.
Anonymous No.213448839
>>213448726
Anonymous No.213448869 >>213449154
>>213448726
> studied shamanism
So you paid some Indian dude to fuck your ass and now you’re a shaman? Great.
Anonymous No.213448880
>>213448726
Kino
Anonymous No.213448955 >>213449068
>>213448801
>first major Hollywood movie
Hello goalposts.
Anonymous No.213449068
>>213448955
>talking about actors becoming leading men
>list his first leading man role
>Nnnnoooo you can’t just show me how I’m stupid, that’s moving duh goalposts.

Eat a dick.
Anonymous No.213449154 >>213449199 >>213449707
>>213448869
I didn't pay shit, a shaman entered my life for a while and I learned a lot, then our paths diverged.

Man is an animal too, simple as.
Anonymous No.213449199
>>213449154
> entered my life
That’s not all he entered right? Bunch of retard Brit cavemen killing people on rocks so the crops will grow or so it will rain. Wow so deep and magical.
Anonymous No.213449310 >>213449404
>>213448177
I liked the Jimmies scene, looking forward to seeing more of them in the sequel.
>A FUCKING GO
>HOWZZAT
Anonymous No.213449404 >>213449478
>>213449310
Let's be pals.
Anonymous No.213449478 >>213450232
Was the alphas dick real? Or a prosthetic. I watched it with my gf, i kept telling her it was fake>>213449404
Anonymous No.213449707 >>213449928 >>213450479
>>213449154
>I didn't pay shit, a shaman entered my life for a while and I learned a lot, then our paths diverged.
Anonymous No.213449747 >>213449812
>>213448716
That's a really fucking low bar.
Anonymous No.213449812
>>213449747
>That's a really fucking low bar.
It's where we are at civilsationally. I suppose he's just taking what he can get at this point.
Anonymous No.213449833
>>213446240
they got his ass
Anonymous No.213449864
>>213447735
That's the white spelling, Pedro.
Anonymous No.213449928
>>213449707
Kek I grew up in this retarded shithole.
Anonymous No.213450095
>>213447317
You need to understand that if you made the top EU NATO SPEC OPS with 300 medals against a handful of crackheads with switchblades they would be getting raped and having their organs ripped out to pawn off in minutes.
Anonymous No.213450232
>>213449478
In the scene where it jumps off the train you can clearly see he pisses himself a little bit. Absolute kino
Anonymous No.213450479 >>213450661 >>213450706
>>213449707
FACT CHECKED

https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/toronto-sun-headline-about-faeces-hindu-deity-statue-is-fake-2024-01-05/
Anonymous No.213450661
>>213450479
Ahem.
Anonymous No.213450706
>>213450479
Anonymous No.213450723 >>213450967
>>213444770 (OP)
My mom was also cremated though.
Anonymous No.213450937
>>213445001
Sounds like you got zombie kino to me
Anonymous No.213450967 >>213451226
>>213450723
>also
Nobody was cremated in this movie. The mom was boiled in an iron pot until all her flesh came off and flowed into the river. Then Dr Iodinedick somehow attached her jaw to her skull (this isn’t automatic in humans) and then had her young son climb a magically sturdy tower of bones to carry her skull to the top. You know, as one does. I have to imagine there’s just a giant mass of rendered flesh and viscera in the river where it runs off. I wonder if you could render it into soap? Somebody ask Tyler Durden.
Anonymous No.213451038 >>213451068
>>213444770 (OP)
The movie didn't seem to want people to side with Erik but he was right, going along with the pregger zombie in a close space was absolute insanity like the fuck
Anonymous No.213451067 >>213451241 >>213451327
>the dad didnt go out looking for his wife and son and doubled dipped on the limited pussy supply
why didnt they feed him to the zombies

also how did the kid sneak up to the gate with a crying zombie baby
Anonymous No.213451068
>>213451038
You could Erik was “Finnished”
Anonymous No.213451093
Well said OP. I hugged my mom earlier today and told her "Thank Christ you didn't watch 28 Years Later. That shit sucked ass."
Anonymous No.213451219
>>213448177
Skinsbros.... we're back
Anonymous No.213451226 >>213452649
>>213450967
>Then Dr Iodinedick somehow attached her jaw to her skull
???
>a magically sturdy tower of bones
You can clearly see the climbing sticks.
Anonymous No.213451241
>>213451067
He's an able bodied adult man with hunting knowledge in the apocalypse, short of a craftsman or a doctor that's easily one of the most valuable community members.
He'd have to be a huge cunt if not borderline dangerous for people to want him to fuck off
Besides like the old lady said the rule is 'not my problem, not going after you' if someone goes out and vanishes, like they probably assumed of cancer mum and Spike.
Anonymous No.213451327 >>213451395
>>213451067
In fairness, there's probably a limited amount of people that they can risk sending out. And his dad probably figured that if his kid and wife snuck out, they both probably were going to die out there eventually.
Anonymous No.213451395
>>213451327
>In fairness, there's probably a limited amount of people that they can risk sending out.
They already just established that the father could go out, not just by himself, but with the burden of taking his son who had never been out before.
>And his dad probably figured that if his kid and wife snuck out, they both probably were going to die out there eventually.
He would have gone out anyway.
Anonymous No.213451479 >>213451541 >>213451714 >>213452694
>>213446051
If Nazis weren’t the bad guys, where did they wear a villainous skull on their hat
Anonymous No.213451541
>>213451479
*why
Anonymous No.213451714
>>213451479
they wore it on their hat as you said
Anonymous No.213452649 >>213452920 >>213453582
>>213451226
Your jaw is held to your skull with your muscles of mastication. Without the connecting bits your jaw would separate. Also I fucking dare you to try to build a tower of bones that tall and thin with only rope and sticks. Never happen.
Anonymous No.213452694
>>213451479
I’ll just say this. If they had been allowed to finish what they started there would be peace in the Middle East and Europe right now.
Anonymous No.213452920
>>213452649
Where is the jaw?
Anonymous No.213453002
hold
Anonymous No.213453582
>>213452649
Cinemasins ass critique, you losers are so boring you're acting as if he built a time machine out of bits on bobs
Anonymous No.213454560
>>213444955
I think he's quite clearly against what he considers murder
Anonymous No.213454661
>>213445263
I think the rest of the world gives a shit. The West/NATO are actively blockading and quarantining it for an entire laundry list of reasons: lost nukes, bio-terrorism, reinfecting Europe etc.
Anonymous No.213454780
>>213446062
fine speach
Anonymous No.213454793
>>213445372
>because there is no way they would risk having that shit around
You say this when clearly the risk is bringing it back to Europe for a 2nd time which explains why the quarantine exists.
>there will always be some risk of it leaving the island
The risk is seemingly heavily mitigated by naval patrols and surveillance. There's probably way more risk of allowing retard grunts and their tard wranglers on Britain just from someone unintentionally or intentionally bringing it back.
>IRL they would have firebombed the place
Who would have done that, and why? For how long? Am I paying for that? I ain't paying for that.
How do you even firebomb the entirety of the UK? How many bombers does that take with how many bombs?