i can't wait for south park bros

>>213447665 (OP)
>DUDE AMERICAN POLITICS
I fucking sleep. Go back to being a show about dumb kids doing dumb shit.

>>213447665 (OP)
who else has gone from being politically correct to a power christian in the last 10 years?
I used to be trans, now i’m cis and married to a white woman with blue eyes with a baby on the way. We attend Church every Sunday. God has forgiven my wretched soul and I have found salvation

>>213447665 (OP)

>spoofing a college debater

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel all because they’re LARPing about Colbert being fired by dump.

They were laughing at Tucker who was actually fired for his views despite being the most profitable Fox show in years and meanwhile Colbert loses 40 mill a year and sucked.

>>213447665 (OP)
Still not watching it, Paramount.

>>213447665 (OP)
>Charlie Kirk has this as his profile picture
>leftoids losing there minds over it.
>"REEE HE DOESNT GET IT!!!"

>>213447665 (OP)
There will be 10 threads up simultaneously with 250+ replies of incels going "N..NOBODY CARES ABOUT SOUTH PARK ANYWAY!!!!"

>>213447770
and you'll probably start half of them

>>213447665 (OP)
Enjoy while you can

>>213447865
holy shit this. they be False flagging out the ass bros

>>213447739
Ah, the Tom Clancy response
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3-FbseDp2w

>>213447901
None of those are related to USAID, morons.

>>213447901
Misinformation

>>213447923
I dont click YT vids posted by other people out of principle. If you can't describe it, it was probably shit to begin with.

>>213447901
Meds

>>213447933
>>213447957
>>213447981

>>213447976
Your loss Lazy fuck

>>213448083
Lol I was right then. Try having an original thought first before lectureing me.

>>213447665 (OP)
So they're going to literally make cartman charlie kirk? I hope its a one episode thing, didn't they learn their lesson from garrison trump?

reminder that south park has always been lefty, (not a bad thing) one of their first episodes was about gay acceptance and they mocked christians many times.

>but but biden!
making fun of some harmless old dude for being old is only funny to people who think "lets go brandon" is peak comedy. no it's not "derangement syndrome" our president is 100% a manchild worthy of mockery.

chudcels already losing their mind lmao

>>213448231
they also made team america, they mock everyone

>>213448231
>south park has always been
South Park literally made recent episodes apologizing for transphobic and climate denialist episodes they made decades ago

>>213448231
They aren't overly biased either, they have made plenty of jabs at woke culture and multiple episodes making fun of trans people. Nobody is sacred. so shut up about them being "biased" and learn to take a joke.

>>213448259
>they mock everyone
They used to, I don't disagree at all about that.

When's the last time South Park said anything that would offend the median blue-haired Californian? How many years ago was it?

Shit, compare their episode about what George Lucas did to Star Wars to their episode about what Kathleen Kennedy did to Star Wars

>>213447665 (OP)
>bros
why do you pretend to take us into your confidence likes this?
no one here is your bro
no, not even the troll or samefag who answers this pretending to be
you're no one's bro. you're a lonely manchild trying to coax a parasocial relationship out of strangers, and (as is more the case these days) fucking bots

Family Guy was always better. This just proves it even more now

>>213448317
last year you overly sensitive politics brained retard

>>213448317
Because the prequels were eye-gouging dogshit and the sequels were inoffensive nonsense

>>213448372
it was about the special editions though

>>213448359
I was gonna ask what episode you were referring to but there weren't even any South Park episodes last year

>>213448231
>kristen miller
just a more attractive version of allison mack

>>213448317
i mean i dont like nu south park but i did watch it the other day, didn't they just make fun of trannys and lesbians or whatever the fuck for listening to pbs radio in the first 2 minutes of the episode

>>213448372
>the sequels are better than the prequels
lol
lmao even

>>213448409
Yes, brown zoomer, in the same way that getting shot in the foot is better than getting shot in the brain

>>213447665 (OP)
South park taught me a lot growing up. It played a strong role in causing me to prefer to go against the grain in most issues. But now it seems that the student has surpassed the master, and it is up to me to put a stop to them.

>>213447739
>Ha, those colonists are singing yankee doodle, don't they know the song is making fun of them.

>>213448402
put a chick in it and make it gay and lame

Why can't they do an epic parody funny humiliation ritual bread and circuses propaganda clown brain molestation mental castration cucky soi sissification ritual on Nick Fuentes?

Why would they parody some loser that nobody cares about like Charlie Kirkberg when they could do a hilarious satire of Nick Fuentes? It's easy, right? It's not like he's saying anything of worth.

this is gonna be a good season

>>213448231
that's my bush was about gore until bush unexpectedly won. it was not political at all and just a satire of sitcoms

>>213448751
It's like seeing your childhood friend who excelled in high school has become a loser stoner in his 30s.

>>213448761
also cultists don't usually have a good sense of humor when mocked, I don't think scientologists or mormons like their episodes very much lol

>>213448751
>#eatabagofdicks
peak gen x insult

>>213447901
isnt USAID foreign assistance? what does any of that have to do those people?

>>213448751
I can't even read that tweet in my mind without the voice cracking up

>>213448559
I watched that vsauce short

last episode was really funny and kino. I'm beyond hyped.
that sadam music and voice hit me right in the member berries
south park W

>>213448751
reminder that these are 60 year old X-Boomers

What the hell happened to those guys?

>>213448751
kino

>>213447690
first few seasons will always be my favorite no matter what anyone says

>>213448888
Money laundry for domestic propaganda networks

Worship the rich

>>213449222
Chickenlover will always have the key to my heart

>>213449176
They just got old

>>213449299
you voted for a billionaire

>>213449222
south park is so good. it's like punk rock
I love how fucked up it was, that it always stood out compared to safe edgy shows. I am happy that their classic sense of humor is back and well.

woa, episode 3 teaser leaked. they're really going there

>>213449359
deep throat the rich

>>213449299
Trey Parker was just some art school college student, he earned that billy. Sethy on the other hand, well you could call him a "trust funded" man.

>trump
Cringe
>Charlie Kirk
Cringe
>ICE
Based
>Nick Fuentes
Based

The Right doesn’t create. They appropriate. They steal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q28VtTzNUPQ
idk if they can ever top the movie, it was just too kino

>>213449476
The DHS got ratio’d, lmao

>>213448751
This is such a dumb, shallow & angry sounding reply. It's not clever or in the spirit of "South Park" at all. It's the words of a woman who is handling their social media.

>>213449592
t. posted the ratio'd ICE tweet

>>213449536
Eat a bag of dicks haha fucking gottem. Can you imagine?

>>213449592
Yeah let’s compare that to the White House
>This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention,” the statement continued. “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”

I say they keep doing this until chuds learn to take a joke

new image of ep from twitter

>>213447665 (OP)
Charlie kirk is too much of a boring dud, I can't imagine this'll be as good as the last episode.

>>213449536
You know your picture doesn't show that right? Low IQ troon

>troonpark.

>>213449677
They got ratio’d. 400k likes vs 50k

Deal with it chud

I’m so sick of Jews man

Fuentes ep gonna go hard

Why are rightoids more upset over a South Park episode than Trump covering for an elite pedophile cabal?

>>213449631
>>213449536
Yeah, it's actually smart and clever response because look how many more people liked it!!

>>213449727
Lol you are not smart

butters... watch this

>>213447690
/thread

>>213449793
>this is stupid and they used to be better.
>Lol you are mad
Grow up

>>213448751
>Conservatives don’t make art
>they either have to steal it from someone else or use AI slop

>>213448571
yep, they are here lol

At what time does it air?

>>213449727
>>213449536
ratio is when theres more comments than likes on a post btw u absolute retards

>>213447665 (OP)
Yay yet another left wing talking point show! I'm sure THIS one will bring Trump down!

>>213449476
>ICE BAD!!!!! LET IN ALL THE STINKY SMELLY ILLEGAL ALIENS OUR COUNTRY CAN FIT!!!!!

>>213449939
NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND, CHUD!

>>213447665 (OP)
South Park is fucking based
Always was
Always will be

>>213449976
>NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND, CHUD!

>>213449934
this but unironically

>>213447665 (OP)
I want Trump to make Butters secretary of defense
>>213447709
>They were laughing at Tucker
kremlin cuck tho.

>>213447901
1.5 billion. We get 5 more years of this :)

>>213449536
kek

>>213448571
>>213449847

>>213447665 (OP)

neither can I

>>213448231
The problem is that the """"joke"""" where they just repeatedly say "trump = saddam hussein" simply shows they're completely out of creative juice and can only repeat their older, funnier jokes now
The problem is the joke falls flat since despite the "TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER" screaming, Trump is nowhere near as bad as Saddam Hussein was so the comparison falls completely flat
It's particularly egregious because there's plenty of actual shit they could stick to him, but instead all we get is "lol he's orange" and "lol he has small penus" and "lol he's dictator" as if these """"jokes"""" haven't been made better before and millions of times before

>>213449536
I hope matt and trey sue the fuck out of them for copyright infringement of intellectual property

>>213447709
>le fired for his views
no retard, he was fired because Fox was staring down the barrel of a billion fucking dollar lawsuit with Dominion for peddling libel about the 2020 election, and Tucker was the most retarded one and fell on the sword as part of the settlement. Fired for his views kek fuck off to reddit.

>>213449846
thats shitposting not art

>>213449815
what model?

>>213448571
chud website

what time does it start? we got a stream?

>>213450152
Shills cooming their pants and shitting themselves with laughter for a twitter reply that is the equivalent of Hilary's "delete your account"

>>213450171
because of that tweet?
are you insane?

>>213450146
>words words words words words
nice leftist meme you have there /pol/tranny

>>213450210
fuck you shithead. I know its HARD, for you and the other do-nothings on this board to comprehend what its like to have your life’s work wrongfully stolen and/or defaced, but its mentally agonizing and its even worse when a literal witch hunting party is using it for recruitment propaganda. Insult to injury

Matt and trey are going to get PAID for this

>>213447690
Not gonna happen because Paramount isn't paying them create politically agnostic satire.

>>213450168
Everyone reminds you in these threads, every time you make it, is that the episode mentions he's an obvious pedo.

>making criminals who entered the country illegally leave the country is just as bad as using chemical weapons on civilians
This is the view of the writers of South Park

>>213447665 (OP)

>>213450207
>Hilary's "delete your account"
that was funny though, cultural artifact

>>213448888
Yeah that was the issue. It was effectively a multi billion dollar slush fund for the new world order and their allies media and entertainment.

Democrat heads are going to roll big time over it though. Should be amusing.

>>213450402
convicted rapist has to be worth somthing though

>>213449469

>>213450189
anime website, actually

>>213450315
There is no way leftists are this insane. No way. This has to be a joke or something

>>213450448
>Yeah that was the issue. It was effectively a multi billion dollar slush fund for the new world order and their allies media and entertainment.
>Democrat heads are going to roll big time over it though. Should be amusing. BAAAAA!

>>213450369
>an offhand mention of Epstein is the same as "he's an obvious pedo"
They should have made the Epstein shit the focus of the episode, not half a fucking line
They should have him doing a press conference where he's talking about how he's "America First" and "Making America Great Again" where the only flag visible is the Israeli flag
They should have him talking about how he's making "American Jobs" while the only workers we see are Indian H-1Bs

>>213448761
The only scene I remember from That's My Bush! was Barbara repeatedly calling Laura a whore with a different synonym for cum each time and telling her that she could "smell the man jam on her breath".

>>213447665 (OP)
I'm stoked to watch South Park again too. When's the last time that even happened? Even the seething here, I dont recall anyone doing that when Garrison was Trump. Nobody cared

Why are people so against deporting illegal immigrants?

>>213449359
Wasn't the entire basis of the fraud lawsuit in NY that he was NOT actually a billionaire?

>>213450187
just sora, its p good at diff styles

>>213448571
>swastika
is more like a commie star since 2022

>>213450505
>There is no way leftists are this insane. No way. This has to be a joke or something BAAA!

>>213450462
>convicted rapist
This has not happened. Civil courts do not "convict" people, their standard is significantly lower than that of a criminal court, and almost entirely up to the whim of the judge.

>>213450332
It's the shady DNC money funnel at work in real-time.

Colbert fired. Stern fired. The View on hiatus.

They know they've lost young people. Guess what show young people still like and watch?

Guess where that money for all those shill stooges and their failing shows w no ratings just went? Who just got a ridiculously high payday? Young people aren't watching talk shows any more or listening to Stern. This South Park deal is a hail mary for DNC I just wonder what conditions (messaging mandates) there were for all that money? Sad but Trey just sold out SP to make it the newest browbeating unfunny propaganda machine

>>213450529
It’s only ok when Israel does it for some reason

>>213450529
people aren't, the country is trying to explain to you it's a canard to distract you from real problems and that the lack of any real oversight anymore is leading to mistakes, false arrests, and deportations of American citizens who aren't getting due process, and all you can do about it is cry about muh illegals, despite having a decrease in border crossings over the last ten years.

>>213450197
I asked the same question 20 minutes ago. Nobody in this thread cares to actually watch it live.

>>213450168
>Trump is nowhere near as bad as Saddam Hussein was so the comparison falls completely flat

there might be more payoff with the sadam thing later, but the joke is obviously that trump is a wannabe dictator. which is true to real life.

>>213450529
most of them are hard working people seeking a better life. Its not their dault that our government has created an impossible racket for them to try and get admission into this country through. And they certainly dont deserve to be treated and abused the way they have been by mercenary military rejects, aka ICE agents.
>>213450505
>moronic maga sheep still doesnt get it

>>213450516
There's a whole season ahead you dumb faggot. It has an overarching plot.

>>213450529
BAAA!
TRUMP GOOD
SOUTH PARK BAD
LOVE POLITICIAN! MUST LOVE POLITICIAN

>>213450462
It was obviously a hit job just like justice kavanaugh

>>213450576
>the lack of any real oversight anymore is leading to mistakes, false arrests, and deportations of American citizens who aren't getting due process
Post a single American citizen that was deported.

>>213450590
It starts in 25 mins. 8ET

>>213450576
Nah its just faggots worshipping minorities to virtue signal

>>213450565
He was convicted of sexual assault, polfaggot, sexual assault is a form of rape and coercion. He's legally, a rapist.

>>213450565
>>213450621
Whatever you say ivan, protect your boss

>>213450604

>>213447665 (OP)
its like its 2008 AGAIN but everyone is a tranny fat or brown.

>>213450638
I don’t really care about rape. Everything about trump is based besides the Israel dickriding. That’s what people should hate him for. The rape thing is neither here nor there

>>213450621
The bastards set him up with eipsteen and that kid he fucked as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WcSK-Z00f4

Victim of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump provides testimony of her ordeal


I came to this interview on my free will
0:02
no there was nothing promised to me for
0:04
doing this interview yes everything that
0:07
I say at this interview will be the
0:09
truth
0:09
I meant Donald Trump at some parties I
0:13
attend that I was working for mr.
0:18
Jeffrey Epstein there was about three or
0:23
four times that I had encounters with
0:26
Donald Trump I was 13 the first time
0:30
that I met Donald Trump was at a party
0:34
at Jeffrey Epstein's mansion we were he
0:41
was there was a an orgy going on and he
0:45
was kind of watching off in the distance
0:48
and and he basically asked if I could
0:59
come over and give him give him a
1:02
[ __ ] and at first I wasn't very
1:05
comfortable with it this was like my
1:07
first or second you know first party and
1:09
I I didn't you know I I didn't think
1:11
that that was my responsibility but my
1:15
recruiter told me that I needed to do it
1:17
so I agreed to and then he you know I I
1:24
said I said and began to uh sorry this
1:27
is a little difficult but before I gave
1:32
him a [ __ ] he kind of slapped my hand
1:34
away and said you need to use a glove
1:37
and the recruiter he ran over and handed
1:39
me a glove and said no one touches mr.
1:41
Chung's penis without a glove so I

>you haven't been leading the world like a dictator?
>noo i've been sitting here watching white lotus with rick

kek

>>213450624
>t. terminally online
Its so normie-core now, it has its own fucking wikipedia article.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detention_and_deportation_of_American_citizens_in_the_second_Trump_administration

>>213450604
>most of them are hard working people seeking a better life
If the very first thing you do in this country is break the law (by entering illegally) then you are not someone who should be allowed to remain in the country.
Doesn't matter if it's the USA, Canada, Mexico, or fucking Venezuela - if your plan is to live in a country and the very first thing you do is break the law to get there, you are NOT someone who should live there.

>>213450625
Anyone got a link or is hosting a watching party? Could be fun with the lads.

>>213450686

>>213450685
>its "based" to give billions of dollars to the Saudi government who facilitated the 911 attacks
ok traitor, sure.

>>213450711
Israel did 911 tho

>>213450633
Have fun in the midterms and avoiding boomers hanging you in trees by your thumbs over medicaid, anon.

>>213450686
Prove it in court. I'll chalk this upto another pissgate nonsense argument unless there's real evidence. Democrats have this nasty habit of lying, see the Russia collusion hoax you wasted millions of taxpayer's dollars on.

>>213450685
Its based to bend the USAs ass open for Putin to fuck it?

come on nigs give me linky

>>213450725
>>>/pol/
that tinfoil brainrot doesn't even logically follow.

>>213450689
Legal citizens would not be getting deported if there were not a shitload of illegals that needed to be removed.
A legal citizen who gets deported erroneously should be allowed to return and receive significant compensation, enough to comfortably retire on.
That trade-off is worth it to remove illegals.

>>213450742
Putin is based and Russia is unironically better than America. They are one of the last white non cucked countries

>>213450734
BUT BUT PIZZAGATE?
YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE

8:49
said that Donald Donald Trump had
8:51
requested that I perform oral sex on him
8:54
and and never I'd never done something
8:57
like that with anybody so I was a little
8:59
nervous so I walked up to him and he was
9:05
standing and saying they're very proud
9:06
like and I just kind of moved in that
9:11
direction and he's kind of slapped me
9:12
away and said what are you doing you
9:14
know you need to put a condom on like I
9:16
was some like dirty filter or something
9:19
without a condom
9:21
Tiffany ran over and handed him a
9:24
continent mini condiment apologizing and
9:26
profusely and said that would never
9:28
happen again that and she looked at me
9:31
and scolded me being seen kind of like a

>It's the billionaires and the corporations that are the real enemy even though I wholly support them financing NGO's to bring in illegal immigrants by the thousands every year! I'm a free thinker these rich South Park Jews make poop joke which means everywhere must be a sea of brown retards except the rich neighborhoods (that I totally hate!)

>>213450734
Your white family is fucked once we retake power you know right?

relax guy just take a rest

Is this really dedicated bait or are there unironic libshits on here?

Trump is unironically a threat to our democracy and the american people. This is coming from someone who voted for him three times, but after seeing his subservience to Israel and the involvement with Epstein I cannot respect him as our president any longer. he needs to be impeached, yesterday

>>213450686
>>213450785
>someone said something so it must be true

>the political bent of a cartoon is a topic of deadly seriousness

America itself is unserious. Kill yourselves.

>>213450689
>almost all of them are children that were barred entry because their parents are illegal the rest were deported with their parents
>everyone else was merely detained and then released once their status was verified
based. the family should be deported together. farting out a baby on the us side of the rio grande shouldn't be a green card.

>>213450784
>Putin is based and Russia is unironically better than America.

>>213450782
>its ok to violate the rights of my citizens if they maybe, sort of, kind of, deport "illegals" in the process of trampling my rights
bootlicking cuck.

>>213450799
>you're baiting me!!
>4chan is muh secret incel website
grow up dude

>>213450734
>Democrats have this nasty habit of lying, see the Russia collusion hoax
>>213450784
>Putin is based and Russia is unironically better than America.
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
FORWARD POLTARDS TO THE KREMLIN ECHO CHAMBER MUH TUCKER CLUCKERS

>>213450782
Gee, almost as if there was due process they'd know who was a citizen...

>>213450830
You should kill yourself.

>>213450799
The answer is always jews and/ord poojeets

>>213450789
>MY billionaires are better than YOUR billionaires!

i know one of you has a livestream link

>>213450826
It's not OK to violate their rights, which is why they should be given compensation when this happens.

It is unfortunate reality that in extreme circumstances, extreme measures must be taken place, and this often impacts bystanders

If there is a full criminal trial for every illegal immigrant it will take hundreds of years for them to be deported. This is simply not practical.

>>213450840
>Gee, almost as if there was due process they'd know who was a citizen...
And yet, somehow whenever a non-anchor baby citizen is detained they are released as soon as their identify and immigration status is verified.

>>213450813
And yet the Constitution literally says anyone born here is a citizen. I just want you people to admit you hate this country and the Constitution. I'm glad we are getting done with this "I'm a patriot" gaslighting.

>>213450867
>idiot thinks its a class war
KEK, what is this, 2013? The right has revealed themselves as anti-human tyrannical monsters. People whom care about humanity stick with the left

>>213450846
Lurk moar

>>213450839
Tucker is a CIA plant kike lover

>>213447665 (OP)
To be fair, I'd sell out for 1.5 billion. That's a shitload of Gucci bags for my stripper wife.

If matt and trey actually made joe biden jokes they'd have been Seth Rich'd too don't forget. They were made an offer they couldn't refuse, take it easy on em. I just cherish the first four or so seasons anyway.

>>213450889
Except they aren't you fucking bootlicker, they once held a US citizen for ten hours and refused to let him show his ID because he couldn't speak English.

>>213450892
Fine, let's deport the parents and put the kids in foster care. I'm fine with that.

>>213450809
>>someone said something
9:35
Donald Trump always you know anytime you
9:37
took it touches penis it needs to have a
9:39
condom on her glove you know you go and
9:41
especially when it comes to performing
9:42
oral sex so I'm I apologized and then I
9:47
performed oral sex on him and once again
9:51
once he was done he hopped up and but
9:55
that's the last I saw of him at that
9:57
party it's like when she's down he's out
9:59
mmm so sometimes before the some of the
10:05
things that I noticed that we're weird
10:06
with him but sometimes before the
10:09
parties he would come over and him
10:13
Jeffrey Epstein and himself would kind
10:15
of banter back and forth and he was very
10:17
Donald Trump was very racist he said a
10:19
lot of racist things like there was
10:21
there was a lot of comments towards mr.
10:24
Epstein about you know being Jewish and
10:28
in compliment you bastard you know so
10:31
that he was chief and there was some
10:33
words I didn't even understand something
10:35
about his p.m. the shape of his penis

>>213450932
You mean the guy that explicitly told ICE that he was in the country illegally because he didn't know he was actually a citizen?

THAT THEY EVENTUALLY RELEASED?

>"Here's a bunch of money, go offend Trump."
>"Alright, how hard do you want us to go?"
>"I dunno, be as offensive as possible."
>"Alright, how about we make him Saddam Hussein?"
>"Good, that's a good one!"
>"And, uh, we can make him have a small penis."
>"Ha-Ha! I love it! Keep going, keep going!"
>"And I guess we can make him have sex with Benjamin Netanyah-"
>"STOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP"
I can only imagine how the boardroom meetings with Paramount are going.

>>213450871
thetvapp dot to/tv/comedy-central-live-stream

>>213450877
>we need to take extreme circumstances for a schizo propaganda-fuelled mission to "deport illegals", while also having the lowest number of illegals in 20 years

>>213450936
The person who made post 213450936 on 4chan's /tv/ - Television & Film board raped a puppy

>>213450960
trump’s butt buddy is putin, not Netanyahu…fucking retard

>>213448751
They fell for the bait

>>213450955
>the guy that explicitly told ICE that he was in the country illegally
imagine actually being stupid enough to believe this obvious lie? How gullible are you? How fucking retarded?

Of course Trey and Matt are pro immigration to everywhere but their people's promised land of course

>>213450932
>citizen
>can't speak English
should have deported him anyway

>>213450974
>we need to take extreme circumstances for a schizo propaganda-fuelled mission to "deport illegals"
>while also having the lowest number of illegals in 20 years
No way these two things are related right? Suddenly people stop coming to the border as soon as Trump tells them they might get sent to Superjail?

>>213450987
Netanyahu is the devil on trumps shoulder. Putin is the angel

>>213451001
>ur dum
Concession accepted.

>>213450933
Or you could just unfuck your sick brain that's obsessed with phantom illegals in the room with you, and fix actual problems?

>>213450809
20:00
I would have I had a panic attacks the
20:04
last encounter that I had with Donald
20:06
Trump Tiffani approached me about a rape
20:12
scene that was he's supposed to be
20:16
played out and I didn't like I didn't
20:20
like the sound of that at all but
20:21
Tiffani prominent it's ensured me that
20:23
it wasn't going to be if I if it was
20:26
anything I wasn't comfortable with we
20:27
could stop that she would be right there
20:30
and that and would it wouldn't get out
20:33
and wouldn't get out of hand and then it
20:36
was just it was a fantasy like it wasn't
20:39
really gonna happen and so she I told
20:43
her that I would she she basically I
20:47
mean she Tiffany was always nice to me
20:48
and she it wasn't that I felt I trusted
20:51
her else I will you know and I wouldn't
20:53
always trusted her or done what she
20:56
asked me to but she was there and he
21:01
came in and I was basically tied to a
21:04
bed with pantyhose and he tied him and
21:11
there's they were so tight I could it
21:13
hurt to even like lay there and I tried
21:15
to you know try to say something it was
21:17
like and he's just shut up shut up [ __ ]
21:20
you know this is it was basically like
21:23
he was he was being really really
21:24
roughing it and I understand like I
21:26
don't I mean it just didn't seem like a
21:29
fantasy and I started to get scared and
21:33
and he was you know basically like
21:36
ripping my clothes off and and I was
21:38
actually real I started I've
21:40
got freaked out ein I told him that I
21:43
don't want to do this I was yes I
21:45
screened over for Tiffany and she was

>>213450892
Nah, we're patching that glitch rn.

the last episode was hugely watched btw
south park bros we're so back

>>213451029
You mean Biden?

In all seriousness, illegal crossings have been decreasing for years.

>>213450932
>he couldn't speak English.
There is an English test as part of the process of becoming a US Citizen.
If he doesn't know English he should not be a US Citizen.

Can someone bake a watchthread for those actually wanting to watch the episode and react to it?
This thread isn't about enjoying South Park and we're already close to bump limit.

>>213451044
>breaking the law isn't a problem
Suddenly your outrage shifts from "THEY AREN'T GETTING DUE PROCESS!!!" to "WHY AREN'T THEY BEING LET IN? WE HAVE REAL PROBLEMS!!!"

I'm laffin

TWO SCOOPS?!!!

Well it's been proven through science that left leaning people are mentally ill (they all take some for of psychiatric medication) which is why they will put the life of some random brown person 3000 miles away before they life of their own parent which they know call a birth person because their Orwellian scripture tells them to

>>213451042
I want you to activate a neuron here, do you truly believe, the agency that gets its fucking funding based on arrest and function rates, was just "heckin telling the truth" about someone, who apparently was cartoonishly stupid, and told ICE they were in the country illegally? What do you think is more likely you retarded faggot? That the lying agency that's had to release citizens was...lying...or that someone would just say they aren't legal? To an Ice agent?

>>213447700
Talmudic post

>>213450809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WcSK-Z00f4


22:38
before it was my first time and Tiffany
22:41
was yelling at him - she she was saying
22:45
I was a virgin and he's told us to shut
22:47
the [ __ ] up and just basically took my
22:51
virginity while I was crying and telling
22:53
him to stop and that's basically begging
22:56
for him to just stop and if'n he was
23:02
didn't know what else to do either she
23:05
no one was there to help us nor me and
23:11
so so after the fact and he he he
23:19
basically finishes it didn't it didn't
23:21
take that long at all I mean but it was
23:25
just it felt like it was like five and a
23:27
half hours well it was an eternity like
23:29
I don't even know how long it was but he
23:32
was done and I was crying and Tiffany
23:35
was consulting me and she was you know
23:37
apologizing she told me that she would
23:40
never she didn't she just never put me
23:45
in that situation again
23:46
but he comes over mad because I was
23:49
crying so that I should be thankful that
23:51
someone like Donald Trump took my
23:54
virginity
23:55
Rosie basically didn't say took my
23:57
virginity he said I should be glad that
23:59
someone like Donald Trump pop my cherry
24:01
and not some pimply little 14 year old
24:06
and I just was like what if I you know I
24:10
said what if I get pregnant not even
24:11
talking to him I didn't want to talk to
24:13
him I was talking to Tiffany and he said
24:16
well you'll get an abortion then [ __ ]
24:17
and then just walked away then I I asked

>>213451075
There is no requirement to speak English to pass a citizenship test, polzoomie. Its not a requirement because we don't have a national language.

Damn, I didn't miss the US commercials.

Why are chrstians so fixated on immigration and racial issues anyways? Didn’t their messiah tell them to love everyone and take care of migrants? How hypocritical

I FUCKING LOVE SOUTH PARK
I LOVE MATT AND TREY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>213450818
Indians hate putin and love Netanyahu

>>213450173
You have to be a bonerfide retard to believe Biden won the election

>>213451087
>I CANT HOLD TWO THOUGHTS AT THE SAME TIME AHHHH IM GOING INSANE
both faggot. I don't care about your trumped up psychosis nativist crying about muh illegal misdemeanors and ALSO think we should use these billions of taxpayer dollars to fix our healthcare system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WcSK-Z00f4

>>213451147
indians are kremlin proagandists

>>213451163
Any day now, maybe in just two weeks, that kraken will be released and I'll see all those bamboo ballots!

>>213451140
Nope, nowhere in the bible does it say you must welcome strangers into your home

>conservatives can't take a jo-ACK

https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/1950279590003486830

>>213450895
socialism is a war against the working class

Just make everywhere the same Amazon run brown shithole goy that's what the billionaires really don't want you to do!

>>213451130
You know you have access to the internet and can search this yourself, right?
>we don't have a national language
https://www.usa.gov/official-language-of-us

>There is no requirement to speak English to pass a citizenship test
https://stilt.com/immigrants/is-speaking-english-a-requirement-for-u-s-citizenship/
https://www.uscisguide.com/citizenship/english-language-requirement-for-naturalization/
https://lawshun.com/article/does-federal-law-say-must-speak-english-to-become-citizen

>>213451189
It literally says that, a dozen times.

>>213451080
brettygood used to be a nice place to watch while also chat but they no longer show southpark live streams just use soming like tvapp and chat here i guess, or someone could setup a twitch chat

>the aspen episode

lmao

>>213450987
Colbert hands typed this post.

>>213451192
it will be funny when they show charlie kirk grooming a kid and the real charlie removes his profile pic

>>213451192
>26,000,000 views

>>213451212
>an executive order a few months ago changes what the Supreme Court has ruled on dozens of times
no, retard.

You didn't read the other links.

Fill your country with Indians to totally piss the billionaires off!

can't wait for that cheeto fascist to get OWNED again!!!

>>213451263
>You need to be able to speak English except in some specific circumstances
>This means that nobody needs to know English to get US Citizenship

>>213451140
separation of church and state nigger lmao

IT'S TIME

>>213451140
>Why are chrstians so fixated on immigration and racial issues anyways? Didn’t their messiah tell them to love everyone and take care of migrants? How hypocritical
Evangelicals Christians (the most religious types) are basically brainwashed into voting republican in America.

>>213451278
america will be just like this soon now that all regulations have been deleted

>>213451278
why are they like that?

>>213451212
Fuck off disinfo shill
https://www.uscis.gov/policy-manual/volume-12-part-e-chapter-2

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-katie-johnson-allegations-sexual-assault-case-dismissed-1921051

Another version of the lawsuit was filed in June, but reportedly withdrawn months later. A third version of the suit—with the plaintiff going by "Jane Doe"—was filed in September 2016, accusing Trump of rape. That suit was also dropped months later.

Trump's accuser had been expected to appear at a news conference in early November 2016, but her attorney, Lis Bloom, said she had received threats and was too afraid to show up. Doe's attorney, Thomas Meagher, then filed a notice to dismiss the case, without providing an explanation. The woman hasn't been heard from since.

Nice nation you have there America. Real kiddy fucking lying scumbags paradise.

STREAM:

https://tvpass.org/channel/comedy-central-us-eastern-feed

>>213451263
>I moved to Japan and never made any effort to learn Japanese
>Everyone wants me to either learn Japanese or leave, wtf!!! They must just be racist bigots!

>>213451297
>but i am 5'8"

>>213451140
>chrstians
Notice how this little kike refuses to spell out the word CHRIST. Pay attention guys, this is a JIDF faggot

>>213451278
Um, south park thread?...

>>213451239
I'm on tvapp already, just thought it could be cool to watch and react with anons. I remember brettygood just thought someone would step up since new season is trending and watching live still beats waiting for the torrent.

>>213448317
>When's the last time South Park said anything that would offend the median blue-haired Californian? How many years ago was it?
Unironically the one about Trans athletes. Also during the Mr. Garrison/Trump arc they shat on Kaitlyn Jenner for their whole Trans shtick and the media sucking him off even though he ran over people.
Also the the special that specifically called out Kathleen's gay run of Star wars, and you can't gaslight me on that one right wing grifters like Critical Drinker called that based
If you want them to shit on lefties you should have gotten Trump elected retard, but no you wanted that fag in the spotlight so you got what you voted for.
>bu buh what about making fun of Kamala?
WHO?

>>213451297
Well it took me three seconds to find out you were lying, because I went straight to the fucking government site here >>213451316

And you lied, I mean, I know you were lying, none of you know how anything works, you don't have to speak English to become a citizen, that's never been a thing.

>>213451316
>>213451359
>There is an exception to a rule, therefore the rule does not exist
Fuck off disinfo shill

>>213449222
same bro, I love it. jokes like stan having a gay dog and all the mephisto/kevin scenes

>>213451338
>grrrr in angry because the imagined version of what I thought was the citizenship test, wasn't what it was!
idk man? find a safe space or write fanfiction about the Constitution?

Clyde got a debating podcast now.

MIGRATE WHEN THREAD HITS BUMP LIMIT

>>213451376
>>213451376
>>213451376

if south park was still honest

>>213451370
It literally fucking says you don't need to speak English to take any naturalization or citizenship test. It says that. Ironically, in English.

mackeybros...

>>213451348
I would on it on rumble but need followers to do it so meh

i really don't understand all the christian jokes

Fuck McKay got fired because of cut funds.

>>213451402
>>213451382
https://www.uscis.gov/policy-manual/volume-12-part-e-chapter-2
>An officer administers a naturalization test to determine whether an applicant meets the English and civics requirements.[1] The naturalization test consists of two components:
>English language proficiency, which is determined by the applicant’s ability to read, write, speak and understand English; and

>English language proficiency

clyde "respect my authority" yay a good chuckle

>whining about jew hatered again

What a couple of fags

>>213449414
are they gonna do this? god please it'd be so funny

>>213451435
Christ this is sad, do I have to link the parts where it says the government doesn't require you to speak English as a prerequisite to artisan citizenship? That you can literally hire an interpreter to read the test for you? Because the point of the fucking tests, are the questions.

>>213451396
holy fuck he's huge

>>213451461
*attain citizenship, funny autocorrect though

uhhhh ohhh piratesoftware's dad joined ICE

>>213451409
They're Jews the joke is literally just Christianity

>>213451435
Anon, you can still become a citizen in the US and not be proficient in English. It says that right there.

>>213451396
south park is honestm so is your image. Indian immigration has to stop even if it means war with India.

>>213451461
>There are exceptions to the rule so therefore the rule doesn't exist

There are exceptions to nearly every rule there is you disingenuous faggot
>You are not allowed to exceed the speed limit, except in serious emergencies
According to your logic this means speed limits don't exist
>You are not allowed to kill people, except in self-defense
According to your logic this means anyone is allowed to kill anyone for any reason

Bros. This is pretty mid.

>>213450800
Check. I voted for Trump 6 times but I’ve come to realize the democrats were always right! South Park is better now than ever before. I was blind to his true intentions but South Park has opened my eyes. Trump is a dictator and our democracy is at risk! Save America by voting Democrat!!!

>>213451532
Please fucking kill yourself you fucking retard

>master debater
>masturbater

Haha right wing chuds masturbates

>>213450041
Point in case? Tucker was making massive piles of money money and got fired for his actual politics (not being sufficiently deranged about Russia, asking questions about US foreign policy) and he didn't get any kind of pity-party, instead he went on and integrated directly into the Neo-Right which is by far the most ascendant movement in American politics relative to where it was five years ago.

Colbert on the other hand is an unfunny cuck who was hemmoraghing his network HUGE piles of money, he gets BTFO by his own network for demonstrably non-political reasons, but he gets this massive coordinated whine attempt to try and meme him as le rebel against the tyrannical state.

And it fails. And everyone who got caught trying to sandbag for this attempt will be destroyed by it. There's no other way for this to go down.

>>213451565
NUT

Hey guys how's the daily tvpol thread going? Who's winning? I want to be on that side today.

The episode is so kino.

how come they never parody jews or netanyahu?

>>213451589
They did the episode on space network Jews

>>213451550
>The rule has exceptions, therefore the rule does not exist

>>213451589
they have made fun of jews many, many times in the show

>>213451587
>not even 15 mins in
>already 2 commercial breaks

No wonder Americans are mentally ill

>>213450529
Because liberals are scared they'll have to hire teenagers again instead 60 year old illiterate mexican peasants to cut their grass instead.
>>213450689
>clicks link
>it's just anchor babies
You're the exact person who would be complaining if they let anchor babies stay because muhh family separashunn waaah

MIGRATE

MIGRATE

>>213451376
>>213451376
>>213451376

>>213451626
Please read this as many times as you need.

>>213450651
Ivan?

>>213450767
Dancing Israelis.

>>213451313
>The river ganges is pure because of the gods (see also cow shit)
>therefore we can dump our shit in the ganges and it'll still be pure
>therefore we we can dump our shit in any waterway because who gives a fuck I'm a lazy cunt with a septic tank that needs emptying
Also there isn't really the concept of The Commons in India so your own home might be clean but the public space is your garbage bin and toilet
Also also recycling is seen as handling waste which is Untouchable work.

>>213451631
>aids commercial
>burger commercial
>more dnc programming up next!

>>213451646
Yeah why did those leftists like the founding fathers let these FUCKING anchor babies to be born on American soil!

>>213451589
Because they are zionist Jews who think genociding all the Palestinians is ok but then act morally superior because they think America should just let anyone come in and leech off of the american tax payers (not Israel though, they are the chosen people and should remain an ethnostate, close the borders and let no goy enter)

>>213451108
>they're... ummm... LYING! yeah! LYING!!! P-proof? T-They just are! OKAY?!?!

>>213451673
>I am better at French so I'll take the historical and general knowledge test in French
>I still need to be proficient in English though
THEY ARE TWO SEPARATE TESTS YOU ILLITERATE FUCK

idiot

>>213451626
Is it autism or are you ESL?>>213451712

>>213451717
You literally have a chance to pass without needing to speak English, Raj. The proficiency in the language doesn't make/break your passing of the citizenship test. At this point you are just malding.

>>213451673
The civics test and the english proficiency test are not the same test, anon

>>213451712
>they have a history of lying about dozens of people they've detained
>WHY WOULD THEY VR POLITICALLY MOTIVATED TO LIE NOW THOUGH??!

>>213451187
NTA but if you actually paid attention to that election as it was developing there's no way you would actually think Biden won lol

>>213451673
That paragraph doesn't say what you think it says. ESL nigger that failed the competency test detected.

>>213451758
It's two sections of the same test, anon. Go back to fucking civics class. Both are weighed on their decision to naturalize.

>>213451781
>history of lying about dozens of people they've detained
proofs?

>>213451589
watch the god damn show, fucktard

>>213451699
The United States wasa collection of 13 colonies when the founding fathers were around dipshit. If they saw what was happening with the abuse of birthright citizenship today they would be disgusted and you know that

>>213451794
>IT JUST DOESN'T SAY WHAT IT SAYS BECAUSE...WELL... BECAUSE I SAID SO! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

WE ARE IN HERE

>>213451376

>>213451130
English has been the official national language as of March of this year.

>>213451844
lol no one is there

>>213451821
I literally posted an entire laundry list of them getting in trouble over deporting Americans citizens and lying about it.

>>213450529
Are you asking why the Democrats, who made their entire platform for the last 30 years that white people are evil and why we need infinity brown people for "diversity" so that they can win elections and implement communism, are upset that we are actually enforcing the law that prevents the entire third world from moving here and immediately parasitizing off of the welfare system?

The "New American Majority" which Chuck Schumer proudly advertised on his webside literally stated that the plan was to import browns and settle them in White areas to make sure that the entire country is shitcolored and this anti-white, and thus Democrat.

They have to do this because Democrats murder their own children in the womb with pliers, you see. They cannot win any sort of demographic contest in which they cannot import disgruntled brown foreigners and then bribe them with Whitey's money. Unfortunately, their plan has been aborted, and all of the foreign pigs are now going back.

It's basically the end of an era, and this is the last desperate flailing--like an spider blasted with a spritz of raid, the death throes of a dying creature too disgusting for its death to even be vindicating or satisfying. I would not even display the corpse, the whole mass of Shitlibbery must simply be burned and smashed into dust and then buried.

>>213451845
Oh wow a few months, because the pedo president said so, despite the SC saying that's retarded.

>>213450576
>deportations of American citizens who aren't getting due process
Paperwork-Americans.
Get 'em out. Those that don't board a plane can be pushed into the sea.

>>213451832
Yeah, and the fact that suddenly the 13% of the population that was former slaves had nothing to do with the 14th amendment. It was all about gamifying immigration.

>>213451892
Im. It reading this blogpost crying in a South Park thread.

>>213451869
>entire laundry list of:
>deported non-citizens and their anchor babies so that the family wouldn't be separated
>US citizens released olnce their status was confirmed
slav chicken meme.jpg

>>213451950
>its ok to break the law and lie about your legal status as long as they release you
are you really at THIS point in how cucked and boot-obsessed you are?

>>213451333
That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

>>213451982
So we should separate the families? Send the illegal parents back and let the kids stay in the foster system? Ok, groomer.

>>213451789
Just two more weeks! Trust the plan!

>>213452021
What a strange and bizarre strawman. Do you often think about abusing kids? In completely unrelated, other issues having nothing to do with what you are talking about?

Why does this issue break your brain so hard?

>>213451892
stop watching right wing crap and go outside lmfao hahahahaha

funny ep, south park is so back

>>213452022
?

>>213450974
Strike while the iron is hot. We're closer to zero than ever. Give a shove to that which is falling.

>>213452088
>being this new

>>213452057
>What a strange and bizarre strawman.
Not as bizarre as the guy who says that we shouldn't separate criminals from their children when the former commits a crime.

>>213452097
Weird how you won't allow them due process to prove they are criminals. Sure does rustle my brain balls.

>>213452097
>A MISDEMEANOR??? NO NO NO NOT ON MY WATCH, IM GOING TO STEAL YOUR CHILDREN AND GET YOU RAPED IN EL SALVADOR!!! YOU WERE ON THIS DIRT WRONG!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
>woah, Trump didn't really heckin know trump, he had his eyes closed the entire time on the island! He went "LALALALA I CANT SEE ANYTHING"

>>213451164
>we should use these billions of taxpayer dollars to fix our healthcare system.
Naw, I don't feel like footing the bill for Shaniqua's 'beetus. She can lose the foot and wheel around on a skateboard. Or perhaps a land-yacht for a land-whale?

>>213452168
*Epstein

>>213452095
Not new, just not really relevant to my post.

>>213452182
I'm glad you retards think you can go out in the world and just repeat this polrot shit to other humans who have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. It will just help you lose the midterms.

>>213452123
Are you the same dude who posted the "laundry list" of illegal deportations proving that not only was due process followed but that people illegally in the country were found to be illegally in the country and lawfully deported and those legally in the country stayed ? Due process doesn't mean "exonerated" and never did.

>>213452210
Its common mockery of how you trumptards were waiting on baited breath about an unraveling conspiracy you concocted in your own head...about an election that wasn't stolen

>>213452168
>commit crime
>due time
Good riddance.

>>213452224
I don't think you understand what due process is. It's not: "I'm going to kidnap you, and get in trouble, THEN release you".

>>213452279
Was due process followed for the people who were arrested and then released?

>>213452317
No, bootlicking faggot. Why do you think so many people are in uproar over ICE?

>>213452338
If due process wasn't followed for the people found to be legal residents/citizens and they weren't deported then why do the people who are illegal residents/non-citizens get deported?

>>213452395
I can't tell if you were baiting this entire time or actually retarded.

>>213447665 (OP)
Sneed Park

>>213452245
It was first derived from
>Just two more weeks to flatten the curve!
When the covid lockdowns were happening

>>213452408
Answer the question.

If due process isn't being followed then why are the citizens not being deported, but the people who AREN'T citizens ARE getting deported? Coin flip?

>>213452338
>Hang out with known criminals
>Police come to arrest the known criminals
>Get detained temporarily
>Once it is established that you are not a criminal, you are released
This has been happening for decades, this is nothing new

>>213452442
Citizens are literally being deported retard

>>213452408
>>213452338
Still waiting for an answer, by the way.

>>213452503
(you) boot enjoyer

>>213451570
Russian propagandist who cost Fox a fortune in a lawsuit. He should fuck off to Moscow at this point and stay there.

>>213452686
>wanting criminals to be arrested and non-criminals to be released is bootlicking
nigger

>>213452654
Due process finds that the non-citizen parents are in the country illegally and that deportation is appropriate. Feds decide that they shouldn't break up the family so they deport the non-emancipated children along with the parents as they have no other family legal or otherwise in the country they invaded.

What about everyone else? The only citizens in your "laundry list" were non-emancipated children or infants with illegal parents. You also haven't answered whether we should break up the families and allow the """""citizen""""" children to stay while deporting the parents who are breaking the law and knew they were breaking the law when they gamified immigration.

>>213447665 (OP)

>>213447665 (OP)
.

>>213452898
>>213452931
why is trump canadian

>>213452953
relax guy

>>213452431
...and then pol used it to mog you during the election when you people went full /x/ and were falling for every conspiracy you could find for pretend Biden lost


Bro you prayed at polling centers.

>>213452654
I accept your concession.

>>213452874
>>213452833
I sincerely hope someone decks you in the fucking teeth for all the political violence you've caused and you are emasculated in public for the damage you've done to this country.