Thread 213450376

Is having a girlfriend really as nice as it looks in movies?

porthole

>>213450376 (OP)
Natalie looks like she farts in her sleep

>>213450376 (OP)
depends on whether or not you get one who has a love of life
all women lose it eventually, and some lose it exceptionally early.

>>213450376 (OP)
Stood up and walked around the room mumbling inanities just now when I saw this
t. 30yo khhv

>>213450435
She's a disgusting foid

>>213450376 (OP)
in some cases
having a gf/wife also means you have to compromise significantly on your time autistically spent behind screens or inside your head and to give her a reason to be joyous and graceful

>>213450508
KINO

>>213450376 (OP)
it is but only if you're dating someone whose personality meshes well with yours, has a body you enjoy looking at and fucking, isn't a whore, and doesn't have a bad family watching over her every move. If you can get past all that, you'll experience some of the best moments of your entire life, even if it can be a lot of stress and trouble at the end of the day.

>>213450502
Bro just get a hooker and kill her and yourself already

>>213450376 (OP)
Source? I know it's Natalie but what film/television?

>>213450502
>>213450556
cute lil' glowy buttbuddies you faggots are

>>213450556
I could never hurt a woman. I'm the other kind of incel where instead of hating women you pedestalize and simp for them, which gives them the ick of course. And no, just because I am aware that I am aggrandizing women doesn't make it any easier to prevent.
>>213450617
What do you mean by this?

>>213450583
>>213450583
>it's Natalie
it's hershlag

>>213450644
>What do you mean by this?
ask grok

>>213450663
I'm not on X

>>213450376 (OP)
Its nice when you first fall for someone but then you have to depend on them to be a partner and they can completely fuck your shit up. I prefer causal dating or a mail order bride maid type gf.

>>213450376 (OP)
no. an enormous time suck and money pit. sex doesn't feel much better than jacking off. i've lost over 10k grand in spending and have ran up an enormous credit debt. think of someone who constantly wants to do things and go places but has no means to do it on their own. all they can talk about is gossip or feelings or wants or what's you're lacking. no big ideas. i would've rather stayed an incel. i no longer lift. i have no time for any of my hobbies.

>>213450376 (OP)
I don't need a girlfriend anymore, I am my own girlfriend

>>213450583
Closer (2004)

>>213450376 (OP)
fuck no
it's even better

it's about 100x worse

>>213450729
Shocking lack of personal responsibility in the matter. If you're not happy, leave. You should know whether to stay or not a few dates in max

>>213450583
Film I think it's the one where shes a stripper.

>>213450811
based homo anon

>>213450376 (OP)

It’s expensive, time consuming and a ton of work. Think of it as a full time job.

>>213450376 (OP)
Not at all. Every guy I know who isn't single either bitches about his wife/gf or is just passively, defeatedly telling me about insane and annoying shit she is putting him through every time they see me. I was roped into a girlfriend once that turned into a LTR/marriage, too, and looking back on it I can't fucking believe the bullshit I dealt with. There is almost no redeeming aspect to it at all if you exclude your desperate codependency that is driving you to pursue relationships. Get your own emotions in check and learn to get over "muh loneliness" and you'll realize women are never worth it.

>>213450842
i honestly believe she would kill herself if we broke up.

I'm a fucking coward. I feel like being the unmarried no-girlfriend guy at work would get you some looks which would make work uncomfortable. Everyone always asks what you did the past weekend or if you are married/are with someone. I wish I could just not have to interact with people. There are nice moments but fuck shes a money pit. She has a job but FUCK does she blow money on stupid shit as soon as she makes it. I enjoy the relaxing moments but also want to be free again.

>>213451154
Having ditched the same psychotic/psychotically boring bitch six times in the last year, the day of and week after dumping her feels fucking amazing, jerking off in peace for the first time in weeks is transcendental, then you hook back up after a month, have the best sex of your life and settle in for more nightmares and headaches
If she's not game find someone who is

>>213450376 (OP)
not if shes fat i assume

>>213450502
eventually it won't affect you anymore, that's when you truly become a wizard

>>213450508
This is what happens when she doesn't have me to lick her clean

>>213450376 (OP)
Having a cute gf is the best. Especially sexually energetic ones that would hop on your morning wood every day and fuck you every night or whenever you wanted. Living the dream in college I did. Now it's Joever and has been

its always funny to hear the girlfriend/wife discourse. seems like guys are always complaining about their wives, or about things their girlfriend says/does. but at the same time, guys seem to know that having a girlfriend is necessary to being happy, and eventually having a wife and usually children is also necessary

as someone whos 33 years old, kissless virgin, never had a girlfriend or been on a date, i can tell you that life cannot possibly get more miserable for me.

It depends on whether you are strong enough to change your gf/wife into someone worth being with. Most guys get tired and just let them get fat/walk over them. It is sad really. You are essentially their second father. My wife is great, but she was a pain in the ass at the beginning.

>>213450376 (OP)

>get home after working all day
>too tired to eat or exercise, just put on a robe and collapse in bed
>maybe i'll get to read a few chapters this evening
>your gf runs up to jump on you but knees you in the balls

it's okay.

>>213450376 (OP)
Damn, I love short girls

>>213451360
I don't think I'll ever become a wizard anon

>>213450376 (OP)
I think I deserve a cute Natalie gf like that.

>>213451969
manic pixie dream girls are fucking annoying

>>213452638
just give it time, you will react less & less to the hurtful stimuli, until you no longer feel anything, this will be magic wizard power

>>213453038
The effect has gotten stronger with time however

>>213453056
then once it peaks it will subside

>>213450376 (OP)
only during sex, every other minute of the day is like having a parasite attached to your soul and its slowly turning you into a husk of your former self

I like it when we hug and I'm extra careful not to crush her with my super strength so she hugs me extra tight like she's the one trying to crush herself against my super hard musclebody.
I like it when she demands that I dont hold back by saying "hug me harder" over and over until my bane like strength makes her squeak like a stresstoy.
Iike it when she asks for uppies and I lift her unnaturaly light body effortlessly until her tummy squihes against my face.
I like it when she realizes I need to eat more food so she buys us matching glassware but mine are several times bigger and she makes our meals look the same but mine looks like its scaled up like photoshop.
I like it when she picks furniture my size so it looks like a hobbit running around in a human household instead of me looking like an ogre in a hobbit world.

>>213453417
>>213453318
https://youtu.be/879Vnr4vojI?si=qpttFxrvtFdor6vj

>>213452697
She’s Jewish

>>213450376 (OP)
I have never touched a woman anywhere except their hands in a handshaking context. I'm nearly forty.
Am I missing anything?

>>213450376 (OP)
That's not his girlfriend though...

it's ok, I accepted my fate, robot girlfriends for me when I turn 60.

>>213453318
so cute that his daughter is so happy to see him when he gets home from work :3

>>213453417
i wasn't expecting to see him change into a huge black guy like that right at the end there, wow what a plot twist !

>>213453318
>>213453417
i dont get it, pls explain to a retard

>>213450473
My wife used to say she would kill herself at 25. We're 34 now. Cowardly bitch.

>>213450435
and i bet it's still not enough. she probably wakes up every morning looking like she's pregnant.

>>213450508
I'm imagining her scratching her hairy perineum...And I just masturbated...And boy do I feel like masturbating again.

>>213454766
So am I

>>213453255
As someone who lived through all of the 90's, women were actually like this even if you were some broke-ass bitch living in the middle of a fuck-all desert.

Social Media is poison.

>>213450376 (OP)
Just got back from the grocery store and a guy in the self-checkout next to me was on his phone with his gf. He kept asking her to stop yelling at him while he was out in public and finally had to leave to finish the call. Classic.

>>213450376 (OP)
If you get one who acts like this yes, but it's kind of a coin flip

>>213450376 (OP)
>as nice as it looks
Sometimes.
>I'm late
>What's wrong? NOTHING!
>Here, hold my purse....why won't you hold my purse?
>Why don't you like shopping with me?
>YOU KNOW I'M ON MY PERIOD SO MY BEHAVIOR DOESN'T COUNT!
Sometimes not.

>>213450376 (OP)
Entirely based in the quality of the woman and your compatibility. I've had gfs that made my life 10x better and gfs that made me feel fucking terrible. Once you've had a few girls it becomes easy to spot quality women. Now I have a wife who treats me great and makes me happy to come home every day

probably

>>213450376 (OP)
Why does this look gay for some reason?

>>213450376 (OP)
>drops the Bible on the ground
jewish movie

>>213453770
You love your gf anon, cherish her. Some people on this board are just miserable.

>>213450376 (OP)
you bet

>>213450376 (OP)
Looks like dad and kid

>>213450376 (OP)
It can be nice like that.
>>213450729
Mostly that, too, your gf kind of has to be your hobby, meaning gigantic waste of time, money and energy. Is it worth the effort? Probably not in this day and age.