Thread 213452398

JASON UN1V3RSE™ edition

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>>213452398 (OP)
or goosebumps if you're so inclined

Angry Orchard is all sugary and tastes like shit, makes the girl's breaths smell rancid when you talk to em as well

>luv ma horror shows
>simple as

>>213452670
**sigh…..

>>213452670
>Chuds are mad they don't look like minors anymore

M3gan!

>>213452721
No one is mad, bro

>>213452670
>IMG_2238
Pissman spam

>>213452818
Not spam. This pics is all over /tv/ right now.

>>213452852
>Not spam! This pics is all over /tv/ right now!
Picrel is you putting on makeup to pretend to be a different anon.

>>213452786
not /hor/

>>213452721
>>213452887
kek

>>213452610
>A rum mon... and put one of da little umbrellas in it...

>>213452887
Kek I expect either four or five samefag replies.

>>213452777
Marsters is kind of great anyways. He plays a bellhop and a priest in two different series of Northern Exposure because they figured nobody would notice, and I think because Spike has the accent nobody notices him in anything else or find it uncanny it was just a character accent
I think relying on finding character actors who can keep it going over the pretty boy helps because popular fantasy shows can go on for so long they're basically going to require a vampire if they want to keep the same actor as the beefcake

>>213452887
Nta but how is it spam?

>>213452610
>>213452950

>>213452992
Er, seasons of Northern Exposure

Let's be pals

>>213452398 (OP)
>JASON UN1V3RSE
Is this like the Spiderverse or something? Some of the movies happened in a different timeline/dimension and aren't canon... Well, maybe that's not a bad thing

>>213452989
No one is going to reply to a spammer.

Recommended movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Return of the Living Dead
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Return of the Living Dead
> Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian

>>213453013
lol. I loved themed horror stuff. seems odd no-body has picked up TFTC for a new series.

>>213453103
There's a tv show coming up with that Jason design. And a new film likely in the works, and a new game.

>>213453171
***Banned

>>213453237
I was just joking about how I would like to delete 8 and Goes to Hell.
>There's a tv show coming up with that Jason design
I've heard that and have seen the Jason design, but I thought the show was about Pamela Voorhees before the murders. How is an adult Jason going to be in it I wonder.

>>213453410
I would actually delete 6 too, but then 7 would make no sense. Not that I hate 6, it's one of the weakest, but I thought the Tommy Jarvis storyline could've had a better ending. I mean, it's implied he snapped and killed Pam in 5, then he's just fine and normal in 6. Maybe it makes more sense if 5 didn't happen, but I like 5.

>>213453410
I wonder if it will flip back and forward in time. No idea really.

You guys excited for HHN or is that not really discussed here?

>>213453558
maybe i'm excited, what is it?

>>213453511
>it's one of the weakest
I can respect people who don't like the tone change but the resurrection sequence is one of my favourite parts in the whole series. I just like undead Jason.

>>213453558
anons sometimes discuss it. not an american though so *shrug*

I've seen the Hellraiser 1-4, Hellseeker and the reboot. Which other Hellraiser movies are worth a watch?

>>213453566
American Haunted House event with big expensive houses based on horror movie franchises.

This year we're getting Terrifier and Jason Universe

>>213453629
If you sat through 4, then may as well watch Inferno, Judgement, and the new one.
They're all standalone (I think I recall) so no big deal in skipping around anyway.

>>213453558
ah, universal stuff? i am fairly equidistant from any of them and local haunted house scene is just great.

>>213453636
he can't keep getting away with it

>>213453629
Hellworld ain't so bad. Inferno if you want to be frustrated by something that was almost good.

>>213453711
I dont think this one will be as crazy as people think because the event is 13+ meaning they expect teenagers to go into it.

If they recreate it at Horror Unleashed in Las Vegas that gives it a 21+ age limit so they can go all out there.

>>213453171
Nice

>>213453757
>>213453629
I love Inferno but it's in the mid range of not great not so bad it's interesting. Just kind of by the numbers with some limited great performances performances.

>>213453511
The only ones that should be deleted are 5, 8 and X.

>>213453804
performances

>>213453760
Kind of like selling Alien toys to kids. Get away with whatever they can.

>>213453588
Some people really like it. And undead Jason was probably the right move, although I wouldn't mind another 'difficult to kill retard Jason' one at this point. The pacing and tone are different. And one thing that stood out when I was a teenager, 6 is the only one with no boobs.

>Three researchers at the U.S. McMurdo Station in Antarctica have been evacuated in a "challenging," nearly 20-hour medical emergency rescue mission this week conducted by the Royal New Zealand Air Force
>One of the researchers needed urgent medical care, and two others also needed medical attention
>The rescuers faced a daunting task, dealing with extreme cold, rapidly changing weather conditions and having to land a C-130J Hercules rescue plane, which weighs about 160,000 pounds, on the ice and in the dark

>>213452398 (OP)
Evil drinks tonight

>>213453843
Well the Alien toys they sell to kids dont feature gruesome depictions of actual murder. The Terrifies haunted house will, and Terrifier is rather unique among horror IPs in terms of how graphic the scenes are. So I'm curious as to how that's gonna translate to a haunted house

Post slasher movies with cute girls.

>>213453894
30s to 50s really is a crapshoot. you kind of stay the same until whatever year it is you start melting and actively turning to dust

>>213453892
sequel where you split jason into two and then they fight around main cast like a stunt obstacle course. the finale tease one surviving but dont reveal which.

>>213453923
Obligatory
>Sorority House Massacre 2

>>213453808
My gf loves X

>>213453894
>We need you for one last job MacReady

>>213454020
STIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213453923
always violet, forever violet

Jason Takes Manhattan isn't any worse than any other f13 sequel

>>213454189
it is, really. theres so much dead space filler it really drowns out the hyper retardation that could have been great.

>>213452587
Beaded guy on the art should be a new basedjak.

>>213454239
same

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>>213452721
What does this image have to do with the post you are replying to? Try to stay on topic.

>>213453894
What?

>>213452670
horrors beyond comprehension

>>213452786
its funny how quickly the second movie was forgotten.

>>213454382
I mean it didn't do well and Jason Blum pretty publicly talked about it. Hard to forget something that people didn't watch.

>>213454020
They create a clone of Jason to kill the real Jason so he stops killing them, and then they fight around main cast like a stunt obstacle course. One wins but you don't know which. If there are any producers reading that want to buy this idea, me and the other anon will sell cheap.

>>213454382
Should’ve stuck to a killer Megan.

>>213454485
How about someone creates a dimensional rift at Camp Crystal Lake, and a selection of Jason's from each film are all sucked into it. And then a group is trying to survive while the Jason's are killing them and killing each other.
Jason vs. Jason (that name alone will print money)

>>213452587
garage beer good?

>>213452670
walled harder than millie bobby brown?

>>213454623
Wall hard, but not as hard as her. Millie is like 70 year smoker bad. These two just look 40.

>>213454591
I would watch this. I think the home dimension Jason would be somewhat sympathetic too because he was just trying to kill the campers and now has to deal with all these other Jasons.

I am watching Mr Mercedes season 3, is it like the novels?

>>213455094
Season 3 is starting to piss me off. They added some girlboss nonsense and I knew something wasnt right so I went to chatgpt and found out she was a brand new character.

>>213453992
I believe this is literally A Thing, where people will suddenly start to age really fast past a certain point.
Conversely though some people just age really weirdly. Steve Martin has looked like a good 50 since he was 20 and he's nearly 80 now and barely looks any different.

>>213454767
millie looks 100 and ortega snood looked 80. god it's bad.

>>213454798
I think a general audience would watch it. Like a ton of people stepped into theaters to see FvJ and tons would have barely touched either franchise before. They'd just be like, oh yeah Jason I'm sure he had a ton of films.
Also you could get like 3 Jasons teaming up and hacking Uber Jason into little pieces.

>>213455094
>Mr. Mercedes is an American crime drama television series
Not horror.

>>213455232
stephen king

>>213455180
neat

>>213455154
pissman. also lol at trusting jewpt.

>>213455180
kino

>>213455232
It is horror. Some shows, I swear purposely dont want the “horror” title

>>213455290
There's a whole board outside this general you low IQ jeet.
>>213455275
Makes sense.

>>213455191
>Uber Jason
Or Savini Jason gets sucked out of the hell dimension and he is hardest to kill. Something for fan of the games and stuff.

>>213455275
What do you mean by pissman?

>>213455332
I feel like he can be willed into film existence.

>>213455323
Horror post. Horror topic. Horror related.
Problem?

>>213455370
will he need to be licensed though?

>>213455275
I am not pissman

>>213455410
i really cant unsee chucky's eyes when i see the cryptkeeper

>>213455390
They've got way better lawyers about this stuff now, all gets snaffled up by bigger and bigger corps.

>>213452610
>>213455410
when did this guy turn into a rastafarian

>>213455476
its a voodoo themed movie, see the little shrunken head in the drink? >>213453013

>>213455507
ah gotcha

I remember my dad buying the freddy vs jason dvd for me

>>213452670
Amanda Fix won. She's the greatest zoomer actress and it ain't even close!

>>213452670
holy fuck why are zoomies walled so hard? it must be all those hormone less nu milk. my wife still gets ID’d at 30.

>>213456245
Environmental collapse, same reason all the billionaires are making giant doomsday bunkers.

Season 3 of Mr. Mercedes noticeably introduced or expanded several female characters not emphasized (or not present at all) in Stephen King’s original Finders Keepers novel. Some of these additions or expansions feel like they were crafted specifically for broader TV appeal, including more screen time for women and subplots centered around them.

Same thing happened in 28 Years Later.

>>213456659
Total Female Death

>>213456659
The future is Black and Female, chud.

>>213456245
The low IQ is much more concerning.
>>213456659
Bot comment.

>>213456245
Terrible diets since birth. Gen x at least had 1-2 decades of good regular food.

>>213456722
Cope. Your faggot feminist movies just got called out.
28 Years Later was crafted specifically for broader TV appeal, including more screen time for women and subplots centered around them.

>>213456061
Fixbros keep winning!

>>213456722
pissman is one of those zoomers who can't form thoughts or sentences without chatgpt. essentially he's soulless.

>>213456735
>>213456245
Every other generation had 10 or more years of regular food. Zoomers had none. They also grew up in a less masculine world. Theirs males arent men and their girls are just cum disposal units before they wall at 21.

What are some other horrors where the protag is just blackout pissdrunk the entire time

>>213456722
I typed it out.

>>213456796
>They also grew up in a less masculine world
lol genx are the most feminized generation by far

>>213453511
Who is hating 6?
>>213453808
Who is hating 5?

>>213456794
Pissman has not posted in months. Let it go.

>>213456804
The Shining

>>213456836
Namaste Pissman

>>213456815
Zoomers are. Every generation is less masculine than the last but the decline from gen z was the biggest drop. But it is millenials that had the biggest drop at 40. No other generation has man childs and soi boys.

>>213456659
>Same thing happened in 28 Years Later.
And it's a breath of fresh air. They didn't want to pander to the zombiefags.

>>213456836
Ignore him.

>>213456877
Why is that 40 year old man dressed a clown?

>>213456866
The zombies were pretty good though. Non-traditional designs. Almost seemed like they were gunning for the videogame crowd the the classes of crawlers, alphas, swarms.

>>213456890
he's a funny guy

I will now watch your tv show.

>>213456866
Go back.

>>213456890
He grew up watching 80’s horror.

>>213456865
You sound like you drank leaded gasoline as a kid

>>213456923
fiona dourif is extremely creepy and also hot. very confusing.

>>213456923
Zamn, where'd she get those genes from? Does Brad Douriff have a dumptruck?

>>213456935
You are either a low test zoomer or a millennial soi boy

>>213456925
Is this your pre-bedtime meltdown Pissman? It's quite obvious when all your samefag-alts disappear at the same time.

>>213456964
i dont remember it from the weird dirk gently show

He just got released after 26 years.

>>213457014
thats aussie shit or something right?

>>213456987
this is like the battle of the curves, tilly being the reigning champ

>>213456877
>>213456890

>>213456987
When I see an ass-- woman's ass... something comes outta me *shrugs*

>>213456972
Take your meds. It was probably night time and multiple anons go sleep.

>>213457102
>IMG_0817.jpg
I don't get it, did something trigger the massive meltdown you're having right now? You've probably posted this pic 20 times previously.

>>213457014
This movie doesn't really go into how much of an actual degenerate Bunting was or how much sexual torture was involved including against the people Bunting murdered just to cover up his tracks.

>>213457163
I don’t notice a melt down

>>213457163
don't bother, you can't reason with autism. it is funny watching him squirm though.

>>213457188
I don’t notice any squirming

Okay, hear me out. What if Anti-Pissman actually IS Pissman? It would make sense because it's like he has a new way to a retarded, annoying faggot and Farm more attention. Most people wouldn't suspect. Plus how can the Anti-Piss not realize he is now arguably worse than his arch-nemesis? Literally,
>We're not so different, you and I!

>>213456935
You seem to have triggered the man childs

>>213457163
You can tell it's autism because he uses "mirroring" techniques to replicate other users, i.e. pretending to be the anon that used to post that pic.

>>213457034
ye

>>213457226
all the same to me

>>213457243
Its just a reaction pic

Does gramps ever sleep?

npm preparing his alt accounts

>>213457429
kek

>>213456659
The late 90s were dominated by sense of purposelessness and feeling like the world was ending with the turn of the Millenium. The 90s were full of crackdown on things like sex abuse, and child safety following the feminist movement of the 80s, so by the late 90s a lot of men were starting to feel soulless, and bored with reality which is where movies like Truman Show, Matrix and American Beauty come from. The sedation of the male individual in a "fake" society.

Are you going to be watching the latest Jordan Peele masterpiece?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpEy0iOixb4

>>213457429
His make up comes off, yours doesnt.

This forced "pissman" mythos is killing /hor/ for me, honestly

Buffy Remake. Who is excited?

I watched Together it fucking sucked

>>213457547
She went from cute Jewish girl next door to crone Jewish grandma. Still would

>>213457534
Same. It is just the same few posters doing it to distract from their own pathetic opinions and posts.

>>213457456
>Marlon Wayans in what appears to be a serious villainous role in a high production value arthouse horror
Okay yeah sure I'll watch it.

Also Peele isn't directing it it's some other guy.

>>213457547
Lol definitely not anymore

>>213457429
He hadn't been so bad recently. New meds maybe. Fucking annoying though he the rolls out samefagging every time I get home and that's what really shits all over the thread, plus all the responses. Which now I'm guilty off as well. Whatever.
>>213457456
I'll watch it to understand the ragebait.

>>213457548
I would suck on her titties, if that's what you mean.
Wasn't great though. I've seen worse.

>>213457615
>samefagging
Every post you dont like isn’t from the same person, anon.

>>213457615
> Fucking annoying though he the rolls out samefagging every time I get home and that's what really shits all over the thread,
Then go to reddit bro

>>213457534
Yep. The Anti-Piss and PissMan dominate this general more than actual horror discussion. They need to find one another in-person and either kill each other or get married.

>>213457677
Bedtime soon bonzo and then all posts about women aging and cuckolding will disappear.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/7rKaHobpo2HZjjaprb9Z0A/

>>213457703
Bro thinks hes on reddit

>>213457703
honestly don't trigger him, everyone knows, no need to bother.

>>213457703
And the simping?

>>213453171
>3 good movies

>>213457751
Simping is a /hor/ favorite

>>213457695
The simping is more annoying.

>>213457703
> women aging

>>213457841
Ozempic is a helluva drug

>>213457855
Dat aint ozempix

>>213457866
Plastic surgery already?

>>213457884
Yeah. Jenna turned 21 and immediately went to surgery. All the money and fame cant beat a girls fear of aging. Give her a year or so before she starts spewing feminist shit

>>213457914
Sad. They both had that attainable girl next door face, but now look like LA ghouls.

>>213457812
I don't even understand it and I've been on this website since the beginning. Waifushit has always been a thing here but why? So you lust after one particular actress above all. Why does that need to be shared and spammed? What's the psychology here? All the spam on this site is really getting out of control, and that's saying something.

Cucks lost

>>213457952
people have different standards. the less attractive you are, the more women you find as hot and will over inflate their attractiveness. hotter people have higher standards because they use themselves as the baseline.

>>213457952
>Waifushit has always been a thing here but why?
I like pretty girls. Me personally, I don't fixate on one particular actress, but as I watch movies, I'll take a note of an actress and add her to my mental harem, occasionally posting her here. I think this is normal and healthy.

>>213458068
> I like pretty girls. Me personally, I don't fixate on one particular actress, but as I watch movies, I'll take a note of an actress and add her to my mental harem, occasionally posting her here. I think this is normal and healthy.

>>213457952
I'm not sure I've ever seen a real waifuist here outside of gadonfag.
>>213458068
Normal and healthy-pilled.

>>213458023
Forgot to mention I also wear women’s clothing

>>213458092
I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam

>>213458068
Imagine you go outside and all the pretty girls notice you. You would no longer waifufag. Its just the norm.

Ok so a new 4K release of all the NOES has been released, but apparently it was either already sold out instantly or isn't worth buying because doesn't have the right special features? Is it worth trying to get?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ig9GoAkWf8

>>213458137
I actually am a pretty good-looking guy, but women noticing me doesn't make me stop noticing other women. It's part of the beauty of film. Capturing women at the peak of their beauty, decade after decade, to be admired and discussed forever in that state.

>>213458168
It doesn't have the Never Sleep Again doc apparently

>>213458137
None of them could compare to Sarah Gadon or Amanda Fix

>>213458176
Exactly. In the words of Peter Steele,
>A sexist pig, I guess it's true - I hate all men including you
>I don't care what you think of me cause - I like goils

>>213458176
You’re average at best. Good looking people, above average people, dont waifufag. It just wouldnt make any sense. You waifus would literally just be a female version of you. You dont go oohhh or ahhh over your own stuff.

>>213458208
>Good looking people, above average people, dont waifufag. It just wouldnt make any sense.
You're right, it wouldn't make sense... to you

>>213458168
There's a cheaper standard version available

>>213458176
You notice women that notice you. Believe or not, average men or most men dont notice girls. Like attract like. Imagine every girl that noticed you looked like your waifus. By the time youre 30, you realize all your waifus find you attractive. Then you wouldn’t post their pics everywhere and would have higher standards.

>>213457990
mfw pit lingerie

>>213458247
>Imagine every girl that noticed you looked like your waifus. By the time youre 30, you realize all your waifus find you attractive. Then you wouldn’t post their pics everywhere and would have higher standards.
Ah yes, everybody knows that attractive guys only find a single woman pretty in their entire lives and stick with them exclusively

>>213458068
This is a television and movies image board. Anyone complaining about images of actresses posted in moderation can safely be assumed to be a homosexual.

>>213456245
Microplastics in the water

>>213458292
I said “waifus.”
There is a looks threshold. Once a man passes it, the majority and almost all girls will find him attractive. If you know majority of girls from top models to the hottest girl at the mall finds you attractive, youre not going to post her pic every where. And I am not talking about one girl, I m saying if every girl finds you attractive you are less likely to simp out and waifufag. It is how man psychology.
And this post still stand. >>213458023
you already outed yourself as not that good looking. don’t delude yourself now with studies lol your shit is warped

>>213458369
> It is how man psychology.
just how psychology works

>>213458389
Log off jeet.

>>213458369
Not horror related. Stop spamming.

>>213458176
Waifufagging is a form of complimenting the girl. Attractive people are less likely to give out compliments.
people have different standards. the less attractive you are, the more women you find as hot and will over inflate their attractiveness. hotter people have higher standards because they use themselves as the baseline.

>>213458369
>If you know majority of girls from top models to the hottest girl at the mall finds you attractive, youre not going to post her pic every where.
If I'm in a thread about horror movies, I'm posting girls from horror movies. I find girls attractive. This is not some kind of endgame for me, where I'm content in life to post pretty women in this general and that's the extent of my admiration for women. I do this passively.
I find it hard to identify with your position. I don't think you know what the psychology of a sexually attractive man, or a sexually healthy man are, frankly.
>>213458430
>Waifufagging is a form of complimenting the girl. Attractive people are less likely to give out compliments.
Alright, I'm ugly then. I'll stop fucking everyone now. You've clearly read more about being attractive than I have, making you the expert.

>>213458228
This one? https://www.amazon.com/Nightmare-Blu-ray-Ultimate-Collectors-SteelBook/dp/B0DCLDQ2Y1

>>213458430
> the less attractive you are, the more women you find as hot and will over inflate their attractiveness.
This. Having a few top models posters in your room is one thing. Going into a haze over actresses in every movie is something else. And then screenshotting and posting here is something. And it is always some mid actress too.

>>213458450
You don’t simp for something you own. It is human psychology. Youre just involved in this topic with me so youre taking it personally. Everyone understands what I am saying. People take things for granted. You “finding girls attractive” isnt as normal as you try to make it out.

>>213458495
Thanks anon. To be honest I'm not a big special features guy, I tend to just want to watch another film.

we simp for she

>>213458520
That's a good point. You're definitely very attractive, as you have read so much about the psychology of attractive people. You would definitely know better than me, having read accounts of attractive people. I don't know why women aren't fucking you-- maybe you'll find out some day. When you do, let me know

>>213458450
We are just talking about standards here. Ugly people date/marry ugly people. Normal average at best men waifufag.
I didnt “read up” on attractiveness. People take things foe granted. The “hot” girl expects the “hot” guys to agree she is hot and vice versa. None of them would waifufag. It is hard to explain. You have no argument. Youre just a simp. Every actress you waifufag is literally a compliment.

>>213453171
>no strange darling
>no kolobos
>no 2LDK

>>213453171
>no Lowlifes

>>213458589
It's ragebait. But I'll have you know that I now have 2LDK in my possession and will be watching it sometime in the next... two weeks.

Watched Together and found aging Alison Brie strangely appealing

>>213458566
> I don't know why women aren't fucking you-
Ugly people fuck ugly people. I am rich and I dont want relationships. What? So your excuse, like most average men is “heh heh I have sex,so girls find me attractive.” Once youre over age 25, gfs/wives/sex is less about pure physical attraction and more about how his income aka provider status. As long as he isnt ugly, he is good enough.
But at least now you admit youre ugly.

>>213458589
strange darling was fucking awful

>>213458579
>The “hot” girl expects the “hot” guys to agree she is hot and vice versa
Which is why attractivemen men don't ever bother fucking any woman that isn't the sexiest girl in the village. They just don't do it! One man, one woman, that's how it's always been. Why, if an attractive man found more than one woman sexy, that'd be kind of gay in a way, wouldn't it? He's be degrading himself like some kind of... gay man? Right? Ahhh, you get what I'm saying. You've lived it yourself

>>213458647
she got em out just to go, "yeah, you know they still look good"

>>213453050
Is he going to rape the shota in the next movie?

>>213458649
>Once youre over age 25, gfs/wives/sex is less about pure physical attraction and more about how his income aka provider status.
You've clearly done your research

>>213458660
True, her tits are kino. Also found her most attractive when she looked sickly.

>>213458566
> you have read so much about the psychology of attractive people.
Dont need to read about it. It is human psycholgy.
the less attractive you are, the more women you find as hot and will over inflate their attractiveness
If you didint waifufag so much, it would be different.
Like I some times think about making a “this actress in this movie was sexy” type post but to actually type it out and post no.

>>213458649
>I dont want relationships.
Just admit you're gay Pissman. You've spent multiple hours now raging about waifu posters, posting pictures of women aging, posting reviews of shows that consist of nothing but commentary about women being annoying.
It's ok to be gay bro.

>watched Clown in a Cornfield
>thought the gay kiss was kind of hot
It's time for me to start dating men

>>213458710
Should have watched Lowlifes

>>213458717
kek

>>213458695
>the less attractive you are, the more women you find as hot and will over inflate their attractiveness
Women in movies have already been selected for attractiveness, and you're saying that to find more than one woman attractive is, according to your research, the trait of an unattractive male, who is naturally bound to only ever want to fuck a single woman in his life, lest he degrade his Chad value (which he must think about constantly).
I don't know, Anon, I think you have me convinced. You're actually very attractive and the women just haven't educated themselves about it like you have. I'm on your side.

>>213454239
Ah yes, my wife.

>>213458672
Common sense. When I had many girlfriends when I was age 10-20, I knew and saw the types of men girls aged 10-20 dated. These were the type of guys all girls liked and girls genuinely did not like other guys. During parent interview nights, I would see the parents of school mates and I would think “wow all these dads look like losers.” I was 11 years old and I already knew what girls genuinely found attractive with out accounting for betabucks. Then I hit 21 and realized and saw “holy fuck! this hot ass girl i have know for 10 years looks like total shit.”
Put 2 and 2 together and you realize. I also noticed how even normal looking girls didnt bother dating normal guys even though they had 10 years too. But as soon as they saw their looks declined, they threw out their desire for attractive men and just go for beta provider instead.

>>213456245
You're legally supposed to get ID at any age. People don't know how laws work, so they're think they come off looking underage. They're just stupid.

>>213458769
I don't know what you're talking about, but no one types that much and isn't an autistic retard.

>>213458739
You post the most mid girls. The very rare time I want to talk about a girl, that girl is way more attractive than any picture I have seen posted here. That is saying something. And I STILL didnt take the energy to make a post. I have never seen beauty posted in /hor/.
I wouldn’t say anything if it was just a board for top girls, but most are just mid.

>>213458769
>When I had many girlfriends when I was age 10-20
Many as in a lot. Millions!

>>213458803
Idc, as long as im not rejected for my looks.

Saw this ad on tv just now
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X3OJ4n4rD7M

>>213458769
>Then I hit 21 and realized and saw “holy fuck! this hot ass girl i have know for 10 years looks like total shit.” Put 2 and 2 together and you realize.
Bruh the only thing anyone realizes reading your posts is that you are autistic and gay.

>>213458817
I actually had girlfriends since I was in pre school. And young girls care about looks the most.

>>213458816
Only the FINEST women for your superior Chad cock.
The mid women of /hor/? Why, no self-respecting alpha male would EVER get horny for them. This is, according to your research, very distinct from being gay. Very, very different!

>>213458835
So no reply. Like I get it, some of you are 40+, dont take care of yourselves and your looks are gone by 40 for sure. So your standards are low and more likely to be a nice guy and waifupost more.

>>213458845
You thought she was attractive enough to take a pic of and post. So that is a reflection on you.

>>213458858
Everyone comes out at their own pace. Take your time.

>>213458845
I literally only have less than 3 pics of girls I find attractive on my phones and desktop. And one of them I saw a pic of without make up from her linked in and she is ugly. You want to see?

>>213458871
It's fucked up, I know. I find women attractive. It is my curse.

>>213458845
I am a guy and I too can and go
>yooo check out this girl
But only for girls I find attractive. You do the same too.
I just never found any girl posted her attractive except one but her face was covered.

>>213458897
She isnt attractive though. Thats my point. No one posts pics of girls that are ugly. The fact you find that attractive tells me your standards.

>>213458919
>>I just never found any girl posted her attractive except one but her face was covered.
Was her penis visible?

>>213458938
No she was wearing glasses so her face was covered. So it isnt really attractive.

>>213458935
>She isnt attractive though.
kek this is the craziest thousand word essay on how not finding women attractive isn't actually gay, it's something else that's the same as gay but isn't called gay.

>>213458994
You ask a rich guy his opinion a an expensive item and he will give you honest opinion. You ask a poor guy his opinion on the same item and he is more likely to say its nice.
Same concept but the object is a girl and the first man is attractive and the second isnt.

>>213458845
Based.

I literally have thousands and thousands of pics and literally only 2 are girls I found enough to save. You spam this general with endless mid actresses you see in movies.

meta about spammers will get you banned, reporting spam won't (unless you announce it)

>100 posts deleted
Damn, they really take things seriously here

>>213459186
kek.

>the last remaining /hor/ posters
Let's just keep still for now...

Aanyway.
>‘Black Phone 2’ Rated “R” for Strong Violent Content and Gore
I don't remember the first one being gorey but I could be wrong.

>>213458829
seeing animatronics in person would be cool if there's FNAF stuff

I know the show has a lot of problems but Rick is a really good horror protagonist and I wish there were more leader types like him in the genre.

>>213459427
Once I learned that he's British, I realized how grating his fake Southern drawl was

>>213459377
Yeah I guess that counts. In my mind I read "fountains of blood".

>>213459620
I didn't need to learn he was british to know it was a fake accent but I don't really care. It's just nice when there's a competent strong leader to a survivor group who doesn't have to sacrifice himself or something cliche like that.

>>213459427
in season 3 he flat out murders peeps right

>>213459829
He kills people before that too. He shoots 2 people dead for trying to pull a gun on him in the bar in season 2 but he's still struggling with the idea of things like executing someone who's technically innocent so they can't tell the raider group they're from where the farm is. S3 he's starts being willing to kill people past just self defense if it protects the group as a whole. s4 and onward he's willing and capable of tearing through multiple people for any practical reason.

I generally stop watching after s5-6 but up until then he's a pretty good character.

>Jurassic World release out now
>Primitive War coming soon
it's dino august

>>213452618
Agreed, and the alcohol content is so light that in order to even catch a buzz from it, you have to drink so much of it so quickly that it makes your stomach feel like you just ate an entire birthday cake.

>watch Sinners expecting "white people bad: the movie"
>white vampire is actually treated with nuance and sympathy
>Irish song was the most kino part
>greater theme of music being a based concept humans conceived
It's really not that bad desu

>>213460651
It was a generic horror that wanted to be a good musical drama. I didn't care for it.
But as far as the politics, it's not quite clear what the intent was. Small black owned businesses shouldn't become part of the progressive Microsoft borg? Cultures need to stay separate?

B.L.E.H.

>>213452398 (OP)
what does the 1V3 mean?

>>213452398 (OP)
NOT MY JASON
>>213449964
Yeah all of King's best work is from the era when he was knee deep in coke 24/7.

Why are people so mean to him
He just wants to make people laugh

I'm so hungry I could eat a table.

>>213463417
Seems like a pretty shit table if you can eat it.

>>213452398 (OP)
Why did they spend years of legal battles to bring Jason back...as a corporate mascot for cider?

Like literally the first on screen version of Jason we are getting since 2009 is a short film ad for cider.

>>213463417
that's one way to get your fiber

>>213452721
Based m'lady poster

>>213464414
Don't forget your iron intake too

>>213464962
Underrated show

>>213458495
i'm gonna wait to avoid the eventual disc replacement program headache

>>213459088
true. and women too

Do you guys know of any unexpectedly gory movies from before the 1960s?
It doesn't even have to be a horror film

Why did YOU guys like
>Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
so much?

Is it because you projected / self inserted as the neckbeard protagonist, who got to mating press a hot college girl? Bitch didn't even show her tits, unlike the blonde butterface.

>>213466422
fuck off pissman

wew

Someone talked about this movie in a previous thread and it caught my attention. It was an ok movie but I'm not sure if it belongs to the horror genre.

I hate it when the local schizos mistake me for their current flavor of the month nemesis. I've been posting here for decades before your "pissman" and twice as long before "(You)" started posting.

>>213466422
yes. despite being a Parisian, i identify as an American redneck because it makes this giant faggot here seethe.

More brief thoughts on what I just watched:

>Don't Hang Up
A surprisingly above average horror-thriller that I enjoyed. The ending and villain is 100% predictable, but I still enjoyed the ride and the ending is satisfying. Recommend giving it a shot.
>For Sale By Exorcist
FF #201. Is it really horror? No, it's a comedy movie with typical horror themes like possessions, exorcisms, etc. It's incredibly dumb, but in an enjoyable way. I can see it splitting people and understand why the other half would hate it.

>>213467180
>because it makes this giant faggot here seethe.
What the fuck? Why am I catchin strays? Are you callin me >>213453171 out boy?

>>213467180
You are a French faggot.

I really dig atmospheric horror rather than gore shit.

Can /hor/ suggest something akin to the atmosphere of LVT's Antichrist?

>>213467857
you wish. but i'm with your mom atm

>>213468131
>it's real

>>213467481
my bad. i thought you were a giant faggot mocking the fans

>>213468131
Its for the Talk to Me crowd

>>213468131
Is there ANYONE who’s actually into the whole AI slop look besides the creators themselves?

>>213469116
>the creators
their marketing department

>>213465584
I remember Ghost of Yotsuya being very graphic, especially for the 50s

are you enjoying the Jason Extended Cinematic Universe so far?

Without the Friday the 13th title, this shit might as well be a fan film

>>213467180
>awhawhaw you-all

Just finished Needful Things, and the movie feels a little... incomplete?
It seems like it ended just as things were starting to pick up

>>213470745
I didnt finish that film. Maybe tonight. Havent seen TommyKnockers yet too. Modern Sk adaptations have too many negros.

>>213470695
ali baba shawrma to you to brother

>>213470745
So you did the needful?

>>213457014
>>213457166
>>213457034
i got tricked into watching this by some faggot on here into believing it was a classic australian dark comedy

took me 30 minutes to realize the cunt lied to me

>>213470813
tommyknockers ain't great. top are like
>langoliers (timekeepers honorable mention)
>the stand (90s)
>rose red
>either salem's lot
>It (eh)
vaguely remember the outsider being okay

>>213471109
graveyard shift
maximum overdrive

>>213471173
those are specifically the TV miniseries not movies

>>213471225
kolobos

>>213471109
Outsider turned off many times due to blacks

>>213471610
Based.

>>213471720
Yeah, it’s always shitty when a show is good and a black character especially a main one shows up. Was it the Outsider where Holly was played by some groid?

>>213471950
the jesus one everyone's worked up about right now

>a loyal dog who, upon moving to a rural farmhouse with his owner Todd, must confront supernatural forces invisible to his human companion to protect him from the malevolent entities dwelling there

...but creeeeeepy stuff happens in Nowhere. It's up to Courage! to save! his new home!

>>213471987
thats it, i'm gettin me mallet

>>213471950
In the novels, Holly is autistic but highly functional. Replacing her with a groid, which is barely functional even if not officially autistic, is unbelievable.
Maybe the character’s name should have been changed to Holly Gibsme.

>>213472278
removing the magical retards from every single stephen king story is the correct choice if it can be done right.

>>213472278
> Maybe the character’s name should have been changed to Holly Gibsme.
LOL Holly Gibsmedat

>>213472278
>>213472310
>Holly Gibsme
>Holly Gibsmedat

LMFAO

>>213471987
Stupid Dog

>>213472351
kek

>>213458647
I just read the summary, is it ever explained why Damon Herriman and the Franco/Brie mix look like regular people but the cave couple Franco encounters looks deformed?

>>213472351
Funniest shit I have read all week.

>>213471987
Aw hell no, even just watching Cujo made me sad for the poor cute dog

>>213472491
Apparently the boyfriend half of the deformed couple died so merging couldn't be completed fully

>>213472351
>>213472520

>>213467411
I've been want to see the second one for a while. Did you watch it on Apple tv or some shit?

>>213472351
lol

>>213467916
Did you see The House that Jack Built? Really liked that one.

I wonder why..

>>213472648
It's free on TubiTV. I just ripped it off there with yt-dlp.

>>213472707
> The only difference is that Holly is a woman and the other characters are male, so it's hard not to think there's likely some misogyny at play here, whether realized or not.

Total Foid Death

>>213472765
It is cause they blackwashed her with some uggo groid

>>213472683
Yeah Jack was kino but it was more like an essay

>>213472799
Many such cases.

>>213471093
Bad Boy Bubby is the only good australian comedy

>>213457014
>Never trust A*stralian men

>>213473492
again......stop.............again...........................stop

I liked Broadcast Signal Intrusion but I don't really get the ending or what Tara had to do with it

>First poster for ‘GOOD BOY’
>Described as a horror movie shot from the perspective of a dog who sees its owner haunted by supernatural entities
>Currently has 95% on Rotten Tomatoes & has been called one of the most heartbreaking horror films of 2025
>Releases in theaters on October 3, 2025
About time

>>213475190
>>213475190
It's been a few years since I saw it but there's some details I remember. Spoilers follow.
In the opening shots you see his wife in an upside down shot. But if you flip the image it's actually the female character he picks up. Also there was some easter egg I think the director pointed out that that female character isn't in the credits, just his wife. i.e. the film is basically a schizo view of events.
Took all my willpower not to watch it again and pause on every frame looking for clues.
I recommend History of the Occult as well.

>>213475539
I get he's an unreliable narrator it just seemed random that Tara was there and that her ran over her or a real person who he imagined was her or why the movie ends with him running someone over. I guess just to show he has totally gone crazy?

>I recommend History of the Occult as well.
I liked it alright but it felt like a bit unfinished. Not in a there should have been more after the ending way, I'm sure whoever wrote it had a cohesive outline just that it seemed like there was a fair bit missing. Also some things are introduced out of nowhere like the cell phone

>>213475397
Sounds interesting. Is the main actress white?

>>213475397
certified good boi

>>213475397
>>213475723
>Described as a horror movie shot from the perspective of a dog
>white main actress

>>213475755
Okay and?

>>213475803
You just know

>>213475803
Don't mind the resident pajeet

>>213475653
Yeah I think so, I guess I took it as a moment of mental collapse, for him either the horror of believing what he's seeing or the horror of realizing he's lost it. Haven't looked recently so don't have any clever theories desu. I remember the sfx in the final scene being so cool it looked like an alien force might be fucking with his brain in some way, that's just headcanon though.
Yeah it wouldn't bother me if it got an English language remake honestly with a better budget. It's hard to juggle explaining too much and too little, I took the cellphone to just be an example that people, things etc can be transferred into the other reality.

>>213475848
No I don’t know. I was just asking who the main actors are.

Hot takes that you can't handle:

1) Alien vs Predator is the only good "horror franchise vs horror franchise" pairing
2) Alien vs Predator 2 is the third best story in the whole Alien franchise
3) The movies suck though, I meant the video game by Monolith Productions

>>213475871
The thing that bothered me a bit about History of the Occult was the false memory thing was just kind of repeated multiple times as part of how the witchcraft works but not really naturally introduced. Like okay once he has a cellphone he remembers what it is and nobody questions it but that just felt awkward to me.

Like I get what the movie was doing but it still felt needlessly confusing on that specific part.

>>213475868
Not sure if he is present here

>>213476038
jesus i saw screenshot before i finished reading title and just fucking knew it was eli roth

>>213453843
I had the queen and the gorilla. I really wanted the scorpion but no stores near me ever had it only the gay bull.

>>213475397
>what if Cujo (1983)...
>LE TORTURED SOUL??

>>213475397
It's just gonna be about le mental illness and depression or some shit. In the pile of trash it goes.

>>213476176
Female director?

>>213453843
I had the queen and these two

>>213475190
>Broadcast Signal Intrusion

Bad movie. I wouldn't recomend to anyone.

>>213475976
I tend to like these films for the high points and forget the low points over time. The fried into oblivion dust part, the general noir feeling, some demon spooks. Same thing the Beyond the Black Rainbow - at the time it was maybe frustrating but now all I remember is how much I liked the creepy phone call scene.

>>213453843
>>213476313
the queen had like a bubble thing in back to use the tiny mouth right?

>>213476473
My favorite scene was when the guy just saw that random demon crouching in the hallway

>>213476593
Yeah. Beezel was the other one where the film is an uneven mess, but some of the spooks are really top notch. Sometimes that's the best you can get.

>>213453843
>>213476132
the scorpion alien sucked. you pressed a button and the torso blows apart like battle damage. the guts and head connect to the legs and theres a front and back skinnier outer chest pieces that pop off and they were hard to get back on so it was hard to put back together. also it just looks like a normal alien not cool like the other ones.
>>213476313
the jaguar/cheetah one was cool. it looked like alien 3 and could shoot a missile parasite thing off the back. never saw that aqua one wtf is that.
>>213476493
the flying vampire bat queen was cooler.

>>213476579
needs more logos

>>213453171
what a normie surface tier horseshit list

>>213476579
>>213477035
The simplest movies get cult followings with people still watching them 40+ years later, and I just can't see that happening with the vast majority of movies coming out now

>>213477167
it is a shitpost

>>213475397
>movie about dog
>heartbreaking
oh no no no no no no

Bad Moon's protagonist is a dog

>>213475892
>Alien vs Predator 2
>third best story in the whole Alien franchise
jfc

>>213457243
>pretending to be the anon that used to post that pic.
No surprise there kek I live in his head rent-free for whatever reason.

>>213460013
Very excited for the Utahraptors being on the big screen

>>213477167
Its a list of shitty movies to troll newfags

>>213476313
The blue one is really cool

>>213478458
Yeah its from the Resurrection toyline I think. They had a few neat designs.

>>213455180
Kino

>>213456823
>Who is hating 6?
I said I don't hate it, I just think it ranks low in the series. The sleeping bag kill is cool.
And it's like they just wanted to be done with the Tommy Jarvis story/character, which I probably would have felt the same. But 4 and 5 were a lot of build up for nothing. Dude thought he was Jason at the end of 5. But let's just forget that happened.

>>213460013
Hope Primitive War is good. The trailer was ok, but hope the budget doesn't limit it too much

>>213457547
>Buffy Remake
*reboot, anon. I'm sure it's going to be awful. She has a lot of control over it doesn't she? You think sarah michelle gellar is really going to make a good tv show?

>>213478498
>They had a few neat designs.

Indeed

>>213478638
Nice

>>213452398 (OP)
Not a fan of the design but not sure why

>>213475397
Interesting

>>213478817
is it cause he's lookin about 5'8?

>>213465276
Yeah its pretty good, don't think I watched the last season tho

NEW

>>213478585

>>213478585

>>213478585

>>213478939
way early but ill take it

>>213478866
Probably

>>213478952
>way early
It's auto saging anon, abandon ship or we are going to get stuck in the archive and be trapped there