Thread 213453590

Holy fucking kino

>>213453590 (OP)
Go woke, go broke.

>>213453590 (OP)
first "so bad it's good" film we've had in quite a while.

>>213453590 (OP)
why couldnt he at least dye his hair or at least attempt to trim his beard?

>>213453814
Very rare to get a true abomination. Usually just a bunch of boring crap.

Cant believe they took a big name like war of the world and ruined it with a shitty gimmick. Unwatchable.

Is it Birdemic tier?

>>213453887
War of the World is literally only famous because of a radio show gimmick 80 years ago

>>213454231
nigger shut up

>>213453590 (OP)
Literally the greatest (discord party watch) movie of all time.

>>213453590 (OP)
kino of the century

>>213453854
He's trying to look like Jordan Peele after spending the last 30 years trying to look family friendly after becoming initially famous for being the first verse on Straight Outta Compton by hip-hop group "Niggas With Attitude"

>>213453814
>"They're eating my data!!"

>>213454756
That's no IP Address I've ever seen in my life.

>>213454789
you didn't check trivago?

>>213453590 (OP)
It really was amazing once it dropped all pretense of family drama and political commentary and went full on product placement goofy.

>>213454784
Damn, I came here to post that exact line. Couldn't stop laughing at that.

>>213454789
That's literally only the beginning of the fuckery in this movie. There's a scene not long after where there's height and weights for the invaders shown in the metadata of photos of them.

>Mr Robot if he a nigga

Also alien disclosure propaganda.

>data
its so fucking retard. just create your own data lmao.

why did the aliens want data?

>>213455349
Knowledge is power. (It's an excuse to remind people that the patriot act and the NSA to this day are still illegally spying on Americans and foreigners and collecting all their data into government servers)

>>213455395
This is like some classic hacker shit you'd see in a film over a decade ago

>>213455395
actual cinema

I'm watching it right now.
Seems just boring desu.

is it on any of the big streaming services?
could go for a kino while i wait for the secureboot 6 beta to start

>>213455933
I just torrented it by following the first link in Google. It's a 1080p WEBrip around 1.7 gb, but you don't really need quality here.

>>213455933
think its on amazon prime

>>213455933
amazon so im sure there's decent rips of it already

>>213454112
Not quite, at least in the fact that this has more of a budget. That and while the older actors are literally phoning it in and are probably having their lines fed to them via earbuds, the younger actors are earnestly acting like they're in an actual movie. It's just a unique sort of bad film in current year; the special effects genuinely look like shit, and they know it too because they make sure that you don't see them on screen for too long, or they make the screen shake and make sure its grainy as fuck. While there's supposedly an alien invasion going on, there's a lot of instances where you can clearly see that DC is mostly fine, not really a lot of damaged buildings or smoke and rubble everywhere. And one of the key plotpoints near the end literally involves Amazon saving the day.
>Ice Cube has to purchase a thumb drive off of Amazon to activate a Prime Air drone that will send him a stick with a computer virus that he can then upload into the DHS's mainframe.
>When said drone crashes, there's a homeless man there that refuses to do anything to help Ice Cube and friends...unless he gets a thousand dollar gift card from Amazon.

Its closer to the kind of bad films you would see more often during the early 2000s, and its all the more entertaining because of it.

>>213455395
Good God this is the kind of Hackerman fuckery I haven’t seen since early 2000s. Computer literacy level really is taking a dive.

>>213453590 (OP)
>THE WORLD IS MINE
>NIGGA GET BACK

is it at least entertaining in a so bad it's good way?

>>213455349
ALIUMS DON'T SEASON DEY DATA

>are you there yet??
Audibly kek'd
>>213456197
Yeah. It takes at least 30 minutes to really get going, but once it does, it doesn't let up with the goofy bullshit.

>>213454784
THEY IS GRUBBING ON MY DATAS

>>213456197
Do you want to see Ice Cube pretend to be a computer hacker? If so, the answer is 100% yes.

>>213455395
any more like these? cant bring myself to watch this shit

FAITH IS LOSIN' BLOOD

>>213456177
I was expecting a reference to that, and was shocked when they chose a Ludacris song instead.

>>213454756
the fuck is that address bar. he's just got a pdf open?

>>213455395
Cinématographie is back.

>>213455395
Height in metric
Weight in imperial
Gonna be a yikes from me dog

>>213456584
Well noted.

>>213455395
Holy shit, I have seen a total of 2 minutes of this movie based on webms and I already love it.

>>213456378
I guess the aliens were smart enough not to mess with his stack.

post more hackerman

>>213453590 (OP)
I don't get it. So those were real aliens or governments secret tech. And wtf was he mad about at his own bosses? Is this shit even thought thru?

>>213456675
>THERE'S FILES OUT THERE THIS BIG!?
>>This file was last modified on 2015-08-15. Whatever it is has grown since then.

>>213453590 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go7bEJxPKA

>>213456876
Lmao

>>213456741
They're real aliens who were attracted to earth by the US government hoarding so much data. They were aware of the aliens since 1948 and still went through with it.

I can't blame you for thinking that though. The government faking the aliens or purposefully using the aliens to unite the worlds governments probably would've been a better twist than the non-explanation we got.

>>213456862
Did they made it with AI?

>>213456584
Tons isn't imperial moron. 1000kg=1 metric ton.

>>213453734
>woke
ice cube is an antivaxxer and antisemite

>>213454231

It was famous before the radio show because the original book was written by an English man and a large portion of the reading audience could understand English.

>>213457005
I will now watch your movie.
I mean, I'm gonna pirate it. But I'm still gonna watch it.

>>213456862

Kind of reminds me of the Outer Limits episode called "Deadman's Switch." Had to Google it because I couldn't remember the episode title.

>>213453814
This was extremely stupid and I had a fun time watching it

>>213457104
He named himself after a chick character

>>213455395
>metadata includes height, weight and movement speed of an object in the video
lmao what even

>>213457356
>Sabotage

>>213453814
*Right click*
>Sabotage

>>213454789
you fucking pieace of shit!!!

>>213454756
I look and I do things like that all that time despite not being a nog

>>213457641
Commandeer drone

>>213453590 (OP)
If they knew when they were making it that it's fucking retarded they're actually pretty brilliant and talented lol

>>213456356
mods ban plebs!

>>213456165
not really , because AI can actuall do this
It could be inaccurate but still a data

>>213454756
That "Anonymous" profile image is the same one as the leftoid Anonymous account on Xitter lol

>>213454756
He's so advanced he's able to spot an encrypted IP address and has a program automatically decrypt it without needing to waste time doing it in steps.
The haxxors obviously wouldnt keep one just openly showing up in a page source.
Kino

>>213457104
actual kino

>>213455395
>>213456862
>>213457104
>>213457356
How is this not winning awards on reddit????
This is gold to them!

Why is metadata is virtually everything in this stupid movie? It's basically Ice Cube's trick card everytime. Just check the metadata.

>>213454784
Then they gon' eat me, nigger!

>>213454756
Best part is the "IP address" is of a YouTube video

>>213457356
everyone who made this film needs to be incarcerated for a term of no less than 5 years
this shit is just egregious

>>213458076
It's foreshadowing, or an attempt at one.

>>213457356
>Commandeer Drone
Magical

Is the whole movie just Ice Cube in a room downloading metadata?

>>213455395
WHERE IS HIS POWERGLOVE?

he is going to hack aliens with some compootaah Trojan virus ain't he?

It was kinda creepy how hard he was spying on his kids

>>213458616
Except for the last ten minutes, yes.

>>213458702
He and his son who (plottwist) is also an epic haxx0r

Young nigga watchin JoJo's

>>213456584
>>213456616
dumb mutts

>>213453590 (OP)
>Ice Cube's Jeffrey Wright impression

>>213454756
Anon please, your display cannot do HDR, stop downloading HDR rips. The video should not be dark sepia toned like that.

>>213455395
>Metadata includes weight estimates of alien vehicles

>>213458570
>'lil Nig went away???

damn an honest to god straight to dvd shitpost in the year of our lord 2025

>>213457104
someone needs to edit furry porn with that reaction

>>213456197
No, it's simply one of the worst films ever made.

>>213455395
2000s enchancekino is back

>>213455395
wtf?! there has to be some money laundering going on in the making of this. it is the only explanation.

I'M A COMPAH
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING

>>213459295
>MONIE LAWNDER!!!!!
Stop using terms you read on /tv/ for everything

>>213459070
>*chirping sound*

>>213459295
>it is the only explanation.
Is it?

>>213453590 (OP)
it was so bad, compared to tom cruise version they made the aliens super gay and no blood, possibly the biggest they gayest sequel to any series should called it icecube gets cucked by whiteboy and saves the world from nano bots

The film is an advert for Amazon Prime.

>>213453590 (OP)
seagal style movie

I'm confused about one part of the movie. When his daughter was in danger at first he was running out of the building to help her, then all of a sudden he was just back at his computer like he was never tried running at all.

What was that all about?

>>213459385
Take $100m from Amazon to make a film. Spend $100 to get ChatGPT to write the script. Then $1m to shoot it.

>>213459403
head of DHS locked the building down so no one could leave

>>213459415
Where's the money laundering in this scenario?

>>213454789
That's because this one is in base 30. I understand if you've never it, it's a pretty advanced concept in Continuous Hacking circles.

>>213459436
They tell Amazon it cost $100m to make.

>>213459619
Who's they?

>>213454756
>backtraced.mp4
kek
consequences will never be the same

>>213455395
>>213457550
>>213459103
You jest, but AI will be able to do this in the near future.

>>213459738
Pretty sure it can already do things like estimate the height of an object from a picture

>>213459279
this looks like something a youtuber hobbyist would make with AI and after effects

>>213459415
Do you have a source for this film having a 100M dollar budget?

>>213459376
haha

>>213459295
It was made because
>It cost nothing to make, being just Ice Cube looking at a camera for 90 minutes, with occasional Z-movie level effects shown
>It used public domain source material
>It's an advert for Amazon Prime, literally featuring Amazon Prime used in the film to save the day

>>213458570
>>213459182
I'm fucking wailing here.

>>213459947
you're infetterrent.

>So how did this low-rent version of War of the Worlds come to be? Deadline reported on Sept. 24, 2020, that Bekmambetov had impressed Universal with a pitch for “a grounded sci-fi film in the vein of District 9 that touches on themes of privacy versus surveillance” that could be shot fully remotely amidst the pandemic. The studio reportedly loved the concept, which would allow for “a production that had the look of [a] commercial event film but at the budget of a contained thriller” and was excited that the movie would be “a first of its kind at this scope.” It was fast-tracked and went into production within the next month.

>Nowhere in any of the production notices—of which there are only two—is War of the Worlds mentioned. There was no public tie between the “untitled Timur Bekmambetov project” and H.G. Wells’ classic property until the trailer for this updated version dropped on July 24, along with an announcement that it would premiere on Prime Video in a week’s time. In fact, there seems to be no news articles or even public mentions of the movie between an Oct. 19, 2020, article, also in Deadline, announcing Longoria’s casting and the July 24, 2025, announcement.

>This might indicate that 2025’s War of the Worlds only became a War of the Worlds movie late in the day. Perhaps realizing they had on their hands a barely-releasable stinker of epic proportions, and desperate to recoup five years of financial output, those in charge decided to slap the War of the Worlds title on “untitled Timur Bekmambetov project” to boost interest.
How the movie made its way from Universal to Prime Video is unclear, but it's hard to imagine a film less fit for theatrical (or any) release.

tl;dr, it's very likely this was unrelated junk made in the pandemic era, that's just been crapped out now with a War of the Worlds title tacked on

>>213454789
The IP address is from Mars

>>213456584
You could watch the movie 10 times and find new retarded shit each time.

>>213456862
I love how the kid gets up like he's going to go get a snack from the kitchen

>>213454761
>Niggas With Attitude
Sounds like Power Rangers

Was the last time I let you niggers to rope me into watching some shit.
It was a drag, just plain bad. Not trashy fun or absurdly ridiculous. Boring, cringy, meandering, uneventful.

>>213453814
so bad it's bad*

>>213455349
Because they wanted to eat it

>films the entire movie from a Microsoft Teams perspective
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>213454756
>me when a mf starts clowning me on /tv/

>>213453590 (OP)
I liked the part where the president said "let us commence this war of the worlds" and then warred all over the place.
>>213460612
It could be an interesting concept a la phone booth but it just wasn't executed well.

>>213453590 (OP)
I'm like 25 minutes in. Is the whole movie on the computer screen? Does he ever move?

>>213460650
He gets out of the chair for a total of like 5 minutes tops, the movie just just a reaction video of him basedfacing at his kids

why did he do it bros?

>>213460650
yeah, but the part where he gets up makes you wish he was just sitting at the computer screen again

>>213456584
>Height: almost half football field
>Weight: 10 school buses
Fixed it for the Americans

They should make more browsing the internet movies

Wait this is a real fucking screenshot holy kino

>>213460119
Thanks for posting this. No wonder it felt so lazy and pandemic driven..

>>213459089
Any reencoding of HDR videos to redchanit will look like that, doesn't mean the guy doesn't have a HDR display.

GO LEFT ON HAN SOLO

>>213460119
Also relevant is Timur Bekmambetov has produced a bunch of "screenlife" films, such as Unfriended and its sequel, so while this particular film is garbage, this format of film isn't out of his wheelhouse.

>>213457356
I thought this was an Amazon delivery drone? Aren't those shaped like quadcopters? Why does this one look like a fucking Reaper lmao

>>213460612
That retards would waste their time watching it regardless of its quality. I bet they feel silly now that it's gone wildly viral.

>>213460612
Cheap to film. Literally just Ice Cube in a room, probably at his house, "filmed" remotely. Handful of cheaply shot scenes of extras running around yelling into handheld cams, bunch of bottom tier CG shots of vehicles, crap out final product.

LMAO

>>213457104
is that eminem?

>>213460675
Does he know?

>>213459070
>diamond is unbreakeable

The way the hobo runs to flip the fucking drone killed me

AMAZON TO THE RESCUUUUUE!

>>213461272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwcinb2OxUo

>>213454756
white people will do anything to convince themselves that black people can improve their empire.

>>213454756
l33t h4XX0r nigger

>>213457189
my man (but the way Denzel says 'my man')

>>213461791
Based schizo freaked out about them using it to track him too lol

>>213460309
>I live for this shit

>>213461976
did he really get an amazon gift card as a reward?

>>213453590 (OP)
So aliens eat data sure whatever that means. But why do a full blown destructive invasion instead of remotely harvesting it? Its like cutting a tree to get the apples on it, wasteful.

>big bad enemy is known as Goliath
>the hero kid is called Dave
Holy kino...

>>213459947
What anon, didn't you know the best intel analysts and le hax0rz are ghetto niggas with dreads? Like Snowden, he was a proud black kang too.

>>213456958
>>213459077
it takes place in the US, so a ton is 2000 lbs, while 1000 kg is specifically called a metric ton

>>213462392
Yes, $1000

>>213459403
The glass door was too strong.

>>213459403
The man has a duty to his nation.

>>213455395
Shiet computer, analyze this mother fuckin' imagine

>>213456862
>>213457104
>What if people going into zoom calls and showing thug shakers were.... ALIENS
kino

>>213460612
not the first film to do something like that thoughbeit

Before shitting on the movie realize that military has modern programs that look like simpler version of RTS games and they're used to survey battlefield and give orders

>>213461159
Fucking snorting laughing holy shit

>>213457360
Carry On was legitimately great. Jason Bateman is a fun bad guy

>>213453590 (OP)
>this is the real tagline

>>213454756
The famous 4chan hackerman was Ice cube ?

>>213455395
Holy fuck this is terrible, I want to watch it

>>213458570
I can't breathe

>>213462420
wow

>>213454756
Computer brainlet here.

Lets say for sake of argument i was a master haxxor with endless equipment and programs. How would i dox a user's IP if all i have is their burner youtube account name and a video they uploaded??

>>213455395
You guys laugh but ice cube actually has a highly advanced algorithm trained on 50,000 pictures that estimate height/weight with 98% accuracy installed directly into his rig

Too many blacks :(

>nasa girl showing these 'live' videos of massive storms in the united states at night time, inlcuding new york city happening right now
>cuts ice cube at 9am in a sunny day with blue skies in washington dc

>>213465022
right click on the video and download its metadata, you will now have the uploaders name, full address, dob and social security number

>>213455395
Jesus fucking CHrist, this shit was made by some boomers who heard about "hacking" on TV 30 years ago

>>213459078
>screaming at video games
This movie gets me.

>>213459279
meme material

>>213459279
Is this the movie or a YouTube ad for a mobile game endorsed by Ice Cube?

>>213465080
>You guys laugh but ice cube actually has a highly advanced algorithm trained on 50,000 pictures that estimate height/weight with 98% accuracy installed directly into his nig

>>213455395
holy fuck this is some 90s hacking levels of bad

I'm going to say this movie is good just to be a contrarian.

>>213465022
you wouldn't. youtube has the uploader's ip logged somewhere but they're not going to surface that to other users. you'd need to have some contact at google basically, or at law enforcement and they'd subpoena google for it.

although some retarded video services have been surfacing user info in the past. remember periscope? by default it would send your gps coordinates to everyone watching your stream lol

>>213455395
>an extra stick of ram should do the trick

>>213454756
Based and early 2k hacker montage pilled.

>>213455395
Holy kek.

>>213454789
That's why they pay him the pig bucks and you are shitposting on 4chan.

>>213453887
>>213454231
WORLDS you retarded jeets

>>213454756
So this is the power of a GUI interface using visual basic to track IP address

>>213465126
The best part is that even though this alien invasion is supposedly taking place, its not like any of the buildings are destroyed, it's not like there's rubble and smoke all over DC. Even when the homeless guy appears to flip over the drone, it just looks like a regular city would any other day. It's just adorable.

forget War of the Worlds, when are we getting When Worlds Collide remake? I remember reading Stephen Sommers being attached to it, but looks like it's stuck in development hell.

>>213454621
Digital prop director: Good, you made it look bad, like the meme was made in-world.
Intern: I tried my hardest on this.

>>213466026
Mogged by Gorath

Why is Thunder Child always forgotten...

>>213457360
Carry-on Kino.

>>213453814
>Ghosts of Mars
>XXX State of the Union
>War of the Worlds

Man Ice Cube has a really shitty agent or just has an awful sense of what makes for a good movie.

>>213461308
>>213461272
I did something stupid
>>>/wsg/5942651

>>213465180
>>213459078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brt1gCgVN_Y

>>213454978
>>213455543
lmao

>>213458570
Is he saluting or trying to get a better view?

>>213461272
reminder he did this for a 1000 dollar amazon gift card

could you kick up the uh 4d3d3d3

Did the ruskie dude behind Wanted seriously make this?

>>213468862
Produced it, not directed it. He's produced a bunch of these "screenlife" movies over the years.

>>213454756
>jarvis, gimme a fried chiken, grape drink and watermelon, and invent time travel

>>213458570
Is that SpottemGottem? Been thinking about him lately.

>>213459295
Anons need to understand that Amazon is a TRILLION dollar company. Making a shitty $100m film 4 times a year is a tax write-off for them.

>>213467651
kek

>>213453590 (OP)
OP, you're fucked

>>213453734
Ice Cube isn't woke though.

>>213454231
k .y.s.

>>213469686
not so fast lil nigga

>>213469729
I highly doubt that. Probably shot in 2020, sat on a shelf for a few years because it's unwatchable trash, picked up by Amazon Prime eventually, had the War of the Worlds name slapped on it, some Amazon advertising stuffed in it, then crapped out in 2025 just to release i.

>>213454756
The director made this Eminem music video with almost 900 million views.
https://youtu.be/8CdcCD5V-d8?si=i_L3WQFtRH3DHoF0

>>213469819
What a stupid nonsense...what? This isn't even amusing. It's like they just made a thread and then immediately has a bunch of staff members write nonsensical ERP BS. If you're not going to go all the way then why even bother?

>>213453590 (OP)
For me it's Acaconda.

>>213465417
>you'd need to have some contact at google basically,
That's how police and hackers actually work.
You request all info on this specific user by legal channels or by network.

>>213469819
>>213469937
That webm has been discussed before. Please use the search function.

Admin, please delete post.

>>213459070
end-to-end encrypted
wowza

>an entire movie of people reacting to things while on zoom calls
what the fuck am I watching

>>213455395
oh my god it's like i'm really watching an episode of criminal minds

>>213471557
This got a laugh out of me. Thank you, anon.

>>213457356
Certain bush people can figure out the flaws in this

don't get tricked into watching this to laugh at it, it's actually incredibly boring

>>213467651
Pretty good

>>213453814
So bad it's even worse

>>213472341
laughing at it requires drinking and having friends

>>213469807
Ur fucked nao

Anybody got a clip of when Ice Cube switches windows after being told off by his daughter? First laugh the movie got out of me.

lol...

Honestly the OP image looks interesting... So does the clip where he's analyzing the size of the things. I like cube.

>goto search to see when movie came out

"Ice Cube's war of the worlds gets 0% rotten tomatoes" lol

0%? Is it really a 0% movie?

>>213473326
it is indefensible

I genuinely don't think I've laughed that hard in at least a decade, instant cult classic I can't wait to rewatch it.

>>213473326
0% means zero positive reviews, not a 0% rating.

>YOU GOT TO LAY OFF THAT SÖY MILK
geeeeg

Ice Cube reads his script like a special needs child trying to sound out the words to shakespeare. This video could be legitimate evidence to get him placed under conservatorship by a judge

>>213456331
Is there any black hacker in real life? I've seen white hackers, Asian hackers, indian hackers and latino hackers but never a black hacker

>ayys drinks data
>planes and helicopters instantly crash into the ground
Is that how it would work?

>>213456368
>tfw faith said "Dad, have some faith"

>>213475877
all pilots could land without GPS lol

>>213466153
There's a Manga adaptation of War of the Worlds?

>>213475951
Anon war of the worlds has been adapted to absolutely everything, probably even sex toys.

>>213455395
>getting all that info from checking the "metadata" on a screenshot
Kino

chat is this real?

>>213457356
He uses Windows and Microsoft Teams to hack the government? Kek

>>213476016
What was brigg's plan even?
>make panopticon surveillance system
>world get raped by aliens and everyone dies
>???
>>213476043
das rite

>>213476043
he uses fucking teamviewer to hack his kids laptops

>>213476189
download teamviewer saar

>>213460697
Oh my burgers!

>>213476098
I lost it at the scene where Ice Cube specifically calls him out on that, but Coulson starts ranting about the data being secure. That's the entire movie right there: calling attention to it's own plot holes and then immediately glancing over them to keep chugging along.

>>213475877
100%.
No datums no flyings.

>>213475967
>get your tripod toy, two in the pink, one in the stink

>>213460119
>r “a grounded sci-fi film in the vein of District 9 that touches on themes of privacy versus surveillance”
comparing this to district 9 is a genuine insult lmao wtf

>>213475877
that's why you have to turn on airplane mode before flying

well now thats its a popular bad movie redletternedia wont review it

>>213469819
>fiona ain never gon suck your cack
top kek

>>213469807
oh shit reverse hacking

>>213455395
....................I'm in

>>213469819
holy fuck what movie is this

This movie looks like the sequel to "The Web" from Nathan for You.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD3nq0eECz4

>>213457360
For some reason, whenever this specific bitch is on screen, I can't take my eyes off her.

>>213455395
KINO

>>213466153
We're not allowed kino.

This looks like the kind of thing you'll look back on for years, bless them

>>213454756
desu no normie is gonna know this is innacurate

this movie is so fucking bad, holy shit, there's so many layers of plot holes and character motivations and horrible line reading and writing and acting

>>213455395
okay you won. is there a download link anywhere

>>213453590 (OP)
I didn't know they still made good "bad" movies like this anymore after the boring stuff like kraven and morbius. They literally gave this nigga ice cube the script and shot every one of his scenes on the spot, in one take. I would bet money the script was on the fucking screen as he was reading it, because I've never seen him give this kind of performance in any of the movies he's been in over the last 30 years between Boyz in the hood and this shit. This was the epitome of a "How long did you say it was until the check hits my account" gig lmao

>>213465207
The scene where this girls in the car literally looks like onlyfans content of women masturbating in cars.

>>213454756
is that gnome?

>>213454756
Why is there an early 2000s hacking montage in my 2025 movie

>>213455349
They're hacking celebrity butthole selfies.

So, how are the aliens defeated? I imagine Ice Cube creates a computer virus on MS Paint and infects them.

predictive programing
just like the utopia remake and then rona coming out a few months later

>>213453590 (OP)
n cube

>>213457104
>The ATHF explosion

>>213465126

lmao thats teh stupidest shit ever

there's another part where he's looking at drone footage in DC, then switches to LA and its dark outside

>>213453590 (OP)
>"They said I could sing like a jaybird
But nigga, don't say the J-word"

>>213467651
lmao

the whole fucking Prime Air segemnt was so bad holy shit lmao

>>213481497
You're so close. Ice Cube's daughter creates a DNA virus they put on a flash drive that they have an amazon prime drone fly to Ice Cube (with the assistance of a bum who uprights the drone in exchange for a $1000 amazon prime card) so Ice Cube can stick the flash drive in a computer and infect the aliens with a DNA virus.

>>213454756
It has to be intentional, stylised. These days people have the ability to google like, what an ip address format looks like. There's no way a large budget production can do something like that by accident. It's camp

DATA

>>213453590 (OP)
I hear its a great hidden treasure

>>213481661
>"It's the future of delivery!"

who are the five dudes in /tv/ trying to promote this movie as the next "so bad its good" thing or whatever. yall have been spamming this before the movie even came out

>>213481830

QUICK GIVE HIM AN AMAZON GIFT CARD!

>>213481860

more like 5 guys behind 5 PROXIES

when cube gets attacked by the alien data-eating tentacle and he shouts,

> " Move bitch, get out da way"

lost my shit and half a bottle of beer while laughing

>>213455395
SOVL

>>213481927
Truly the peak of his career.

Right before the reveal I thought to myself "Lol wouldn't it be so stupid if the son was actually the hacker guy?"

>>213482197
It's kind of obvious from the moment the son tries to explain the plot and Ice Cube cuts him off.

>>213454756
They had Linus Tech Tips cameo in this flick but deleted his scenes. Should have consulted him first.

>>213482197

>some nig is the top hacker
>when the rest of his team get unvieled, they're all white guys

>>213459638
These newfags dont appreciate lore like we do, anon