Thread 213455458

Brutal

cock status?

>>213455458 (OP)
Was his nephew a simpleton? Can't he move a couple feet in any direction? Did it start by itself? Isn't there failsafes on the vehicle?

>>213455458 (OP)
There's no way a penis could possibly survive this

>>213455458 (OP)
>the part where the track goes in his head
DAAAAAAAAYUM fucking crazy

>>213455458 (OP)
He was face down? I could see his dick getting out of there intact.

>>213455458 (OP)
>his cock and balls, inevitably, shred to thin layers of simple proteins and smut

>>213455521
IIRC his nephew had his back to the plow, he was kneeling down messing with a tire on the truck. He had no idea it was coming toward him. Renner basically tried to save him and the truck by jumping on the thing to get in the cab. He tried to be slick, slipped on the tread and it carried him over and under it

>>213455489
OBLITERATED

>>213455489
>>213455458 (OP)
What happened to his nuts? Probably squished! Nigga that’s just nuts

>>213455942
WTF did the snow plow turn on my itself? Is it super quiet and you can’t hear it behind you? None of this shit makes sense.

>>213455664
The dick thing started because the initial reports said the lower part of his body (assumed to be face up) got crushed. But this sounds way worse

which nationality keeps making these AI webms?

They actually managed to find an organ donor for his penis but unfortunately the donor was Korean

>>213455521
No, he could not move. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PrZ-J7D3k

>>213455458 (OP)
dumbass kid just standing there

>>213456012
pretty sure it was rolling down a hill because the parking brake wasn't engaged and he thought he could run and jump inside. instead he stepped on the moving tank treads

>>213455458 (OP)
We can rebuild him... Somebody call Bad Dragon.

>>213456058
>unfortunately the donor was Korean
which is too bad because they were already using that donor for the jaw bone transplant

>>213455458 (OP)
They didn't visual what happened to his cock

this is very important

>>213455942
i guess he'd spent the previous 5 years pretending to have super reflexes. i can see that fantasy getting triggered in a split second situation like that

what is this expression trying to convey?

>>213456082
Wait so Jermey Rener forgot to put the brakes on the snow mobile? Why didn’t he just scream at the kid to move? Fuck the car.

>>213455458 (OP)
The nephew wasn't even injured so what was the point?

>>213456012
It didn't turn on, it was sliding because there was ice under the fresh snow and they were on a slight incline. Imagine you have like 3 seconds to stop something and you act and it doesn't turn out well

>>213456109
if i was rich, i would find a 3d artist and animator and pay them to make that part and edit it into this

>>213456119
Not so much fantasy, but instinct and training. If you do all that physical stuff for years you get into a habit. Now throw in your family being at risk and you just go

>>213456134
Why didn’t he yell at the kid to move out of the way?

>>213456120
>when you make a move on Black Widow and the Hulk finds out

>I JUST SAW HIS EYE MOVE, EVERYONE JEREMY IS ALIVE
>d..did my ne..nephew survive??
>oh yeah he just calmly stepped out the way
What do you think was going through Mr Renner's mind at that moment?

>>213456176
How often do you yell at someone and they just stand there like "HUH?" Imagine a baby falling and a dad doesn't do the dad reflex thing and instead yells at the baby to stop falling

>>213455521
>Isn't there failsafes on the vehicle?
Renner intentionally disabled them because he liked getting in and out of it while it was running

>>213456134
This happened to me when I worked at w place they stored boats. My dumbass actually ran in front of it to stop it. Thank God it stopped because it wasn't a tiny boat by any means. My superior saw me and asked me why the fuck I would do that stop being retarded. Fuck their boat it isn't worth your life. It just happened so fast. Next time it happened I managed to stop the trailer with the hitch of the tiny tractors we used to move the boats.

>>213456206
Not the same situation moron.

>>213455664
He had a boner so it snapped and was crushed under the weight

>>213455458 (OP)
This never would have happened if the Jeremy Renner app was still a thing, he would have known to always put the brake on

>>213456244
Eat shit. If your family member is seconds from potential death you act. Or they die. He thought he was going to die so he acted

How do you have sex with this?

>>213456278
Why would you drop a baby in the first place moron?

>>213456206
Well the kid was uninjured so it seems his screams of mortal agony as he got crushed under the thing made the kid move. A “hey kid move” would have been less painful though.

>>213456295
just stick your dick in

>>213455458 (OP)
I tore a muscle recently and this actually makes me feel a bit better that things aren't joever for me :)

>>213456355
No, but like, with a woman

>>213456381
>27 years old.... just a boy

>>213456433
Better Jeremy's dick than his.

>>213456433
>Unky Remy! Snow plow go room room!!

>>213456120
did his teeth actually fall out?

>>213455489
To shreds you say...

Lost...like snow in the ice

>>213456391
oof. very painful and annoying. get better anon.

>>213456582
and they knew it was his cock because of the fingers on it

>>213456217
You are full of shit but I believe it.

>>213455458 (OP)
What
lmao
Did they try to spin it as some heroic act to save his nephew to lessen the utter retardation of jumping onto a moving track?

>>213455458 (OP)
Brutal
I bet his transplanted cock works on diesel

>>213455458 (OP)
>jobbed to a fucking snowplow
Weakest avenger ever dude

>>213456278
It would and did take longer to try to do a Halo 2 vehicle hijacking meme than just yelling "[nephew] get out of the way]"
And he wasn't even in any danger at all, the nephew didn't get run over at all.
Probably because he was alerted to the danger by Jeremy screaming. You fucking dipshit.

>>213455458 (OP)

Man, being able to afford healthcare must be so fuckin' good.

>>213456028
>TONY HELP MEEE AHHHHHH THIS IS WORSE THAN THANOS

>>213456752
You get reckless around machinery and it can happen in an instant.

>>213456807
Stop being poor

>>213456120
>nooo not my cock

>>213455489
>>213456520

>>213456807
if he wasnt rich, this would also be less likely to have happened to him

>>213456835
>Jarvis, design the ultimate penis, use the most cutting edge technology. Good...deleted it

>>213456120
>AYYYYYEEE!!!

>>213456807
Poor people don't have snow plows run over them and explode their cocks so you win some you lose some

>>213455458 (OP)
That was hard to watch
Wtf was he thinking man
YOURE NOT A REAL SUPER HERO DOOD

>>213455458 (OP)
If this happened in third world you'll be dead not more than two days later

>>213456120
hes turning br*tish?

>>213456047
Cool it with your antipajeetism

>>213457380
kek

>>213456120
When you nut after November

>>213455540
It’s all but confirmed.

>>213455458 (OP)
Reminds me of that actor who somehow got crushed by his own jeep against his property wall. He forgot the parking brake while getting his mail and when it started slowly rolling back, he tried to catch it, and it crushed him.

>>213456278
Unless it's my child, they die.

dick diagnosis?

>>213457664
i feel bad for this guy but this is like the perfect video. he just gets flattened and then you even see it hit the huge Semi and cause it to move which shows how heavy an object it is.

>>213457811
Prognosis: Negative.

>>213456120
There's only a little oxygen on Mars.

How the fuck did he actually live through that?

>>213458052

He used to be a hairdresser.

>>213455458 (OP)
That was pretty superheroic. You have admit that. He jumped on that thing and took charge, dude. Like wow. Praise God for delivering Jeremy. Phenomenal recovery. Only through the grace and mercy of Jesus Christ,

lmao who made this webm?
looks like Mortal Kombat 9 x-ray fatalities

>>213457783
ironically i bet you'd have your unborn child aborted if it had down syndrome, like most people. in other words, people are idiots.

>>213456756
No, the sucker is electrical, but it needs a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity it needs.

>>213457679
>He forgot the parking brake
He didn't forget to set it, the vehicle had recently been recalled because it was a common issues, he forgot to go to the dealer and get his recalled component replaced, but his family got a big settlement from Jeep anyway.

>>213456466
His nephew is R. J. Mitte?

>>213458490
It seems they should have person telegram these in person instead of waiting for the mail.

>>213458129
zackdfilms on instagram

>>213458541
People can ignore that just as, if not easier, than ignoring a letter physically sent through the post office.

>>213456123
Have you ever seen celebrities papped in a car? They don't wear seatbelts. They think that stuff like that is for personal-assistant tier people to do. So when there's none around they just leave the seatbelt or parkbrake off. We've seen this. Multiple celebs have died from this.

>>213456807
being rich is the reason this was a possibilty in his life in the first place

>>213457664
>trying to stop rolled steel coil by pushing it
More like int check

>>213458791
This, that weighs at least a literal ton. Just let it roll. It's not worth your life.

>>213458231
Abortion is murder.

>>213458830
google search says one rolled steel coil can weigh starting 4 tons and upto 7 tons. yea...

>>213459144
so he might have died?!

>>213455458 (OP)
I thought this was GTA 6 from the thumbnail.

>>213457664
never try to stop heavy moving objects

>>213458830
>>213458791
you aren't taking into account that if that guy had one more second to think he would say 'obviously that's not going to stop this', the problem is by the time he has the thought his body has already instinctively moved to catch it like an empty barrel or something that he may have worked with for many years.

>>213455458 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oa8P3HJhYw

>>213458231
Nice strawman, assumptions are the weapon of idiots, so it's no wonder you'd project your stupidity.

>>213456217
voided his insurance

>>213455458 (OP)
>PENIS PROGNOSIS?!??

>>213455489
>>213455664
>>213456465
>>213457811
>>213459685
That is nice and all, but have you even thought about Jim Carrey's cock today?

>>213455458 (OP)
forget the dick diagnosis, you can just pop the eye back into socket after its been squished out? the fuck.

>>213455458 (OP)
Kino

>>213455458 (OP)
some people survive shit like this and others die from choking on food.

>>213455458 (OP)
why didn't his nephew just get out of the way?

>>213459878
he is called "hackeye" after all

>>213455458 (OP)
I thought this was a Chinese phone game, lmao.

>>213455458 (OP)
lmao his nephew has the survival instincts of a potato. Should have let natural selection take it's course.

>>213456047
This one says Japanese to me for some reason

>>213459878
Watch the 1990 Tokyo Dome match with Vader vs Stan Hanson if you want to see the logistics of popping an eye back into its socket and getting on with your day.

>>213457664
reminds me of the Napoleonic guy who kicked a rolling cannonball and his foot came off.

>>213459916
Whats worse is when people have died from choking on their own sneeze or sometimes they are just moseying about and their intestines just fall out of their butt for no apparent reason.

>>213455458 (OP)
>defeated by a door
KWAB
W
A
B

>>213456355
Anon, that is the dick!

>>213455521
His nephew has precognition and he saw a future where Renner's genitals would lead the world to armageddon. He knew what had to be done.

>>213459999
cool, same as ur digits. I guess if its not completely out then not that big of deal. even if cutting off as long as the organ itself is not badly damaged I would say it'd be fine at todays medical level, since we have so many cases of finger and limbs reattached and just works, altho I'd say eyes are complicated due to much complexity, maybe not lol I'm not a doc.
anyway, its rude for not giving something back . did you know there is a marine worm called bobbit worm? they live under the floor and use their scissor like jaws to ambush preys. do you care to know why they are called that name? lol.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

>>213456120
*record scratch*
yup, that's me

>>213455458 (OP)
Did the nephew survive?

>>213458231
>I bet you'd have your unborn child aborted if it had down syndrome
You wouldnt? Wtf is wrong with you nigger, having a downie is a life sentence for everyone involved, yeah in the first 5 years it's cute and easy to manage but it grows up perpetually 3 y/o and becomes a bigger and bigger burden as time passes. Oh you can take care of him now? Good luck when you're frail and old and that retard weighs 105 kilos. Also the happy funny downies you see on tv and the internets are the top 10% of their kind, the turbochads of retards. The bottom 50% are almost nonverbal plants that live in eternal confusion and frustration locked far away from society for their own good. Totally wat every loving parent would want for their kid ;) . But hey you made sky daddy happy so it's all ok i guess

>>213456028
yamcha aura

>>213456119
MkUltra did this to everyone through movies/tv/tiktok basically any visual media. Your brain can't tell the difference between what you really see and what you see in moves. It stores it all like it's a real memory and you will use it to determine your future behavior.

>>213457664
Shit like this can happen to anyone. Industrial revolution wasn't coded into our survival instincts.

>>213455458 (OP)
This is like watching the x-ray strikes in the modern Mortal Kombat games.

>>213455458 (OP)
some say that the snow plow is still rolling down the hill even today

>>213460449
You're a deeply evil person.

>>213455458 (OP)
so he was drunk and almost killed his nephew and fell out of the cabin?
>NOOO THE PLOW JUST CAME TO LIFE ON ITS OWN

>>213460128
no he just thought it would be funny

>>213455664
no the blood squeezed from his lower body rushed to his penis and it exploded

>>213455458 (OP)
damn that's actually fucked up if it's true
what happened to his nephew though

>>213456109
>They didn't visual what happened to his cock
>this is very impotent
ftfy

>>213455458 (OP)
wait, so he got crushed while facing down? So all these time you fags meme about his dick when it's actually his ass that got shredded.

>>213456120
>Yep, that's me.
>You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …

>>213456028
KWAB

>>213461079
Ass status?

>>213456120
When Esmerelda fucks Chad in front of you and the gargoyles

>>213456120
>when the story takes a Knoxvilleian twist

>>213457664
What was he trying to save, the fucking truck?

>>213461079
The dick he previous had was so long it wrapped around back to fit

>>213455458 (OP)
Didnt they also cut off his dick?

>>213455458 (OP)
Safe and effective!

>>213455521
Wouldn't it have been smarter to run to the down syndrome nephew and drag him away

>>213455458 (OP)
WHat the fuck is this nonsense?

>>213455458 (OP)
So why did the plowing machine stop? What made it stop? A second person? How come that one didn't get mauled?

>>213455458 (OP)
Are there any good movies about penis amputation due to trauma?

The story doesn’t make sense

>>213462212
That's why you'll never be an Avenger.

>>213462265
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>>213457928
>see it hit the huge Semi and cause it to move which shows how heavy an object it is.
It doesn't take a lot of effort to make a big truck move. If a concrete finisher shakes my chute when its locked it it'll move the whole truck.

>>213462347
kys, thanks

>>213455458 (OP)
WTF??!? Did he actually survive THAT?

How can't you naturally develop hatred towards privilege people after seeing this. I doubt a helicopter would arrive just in time to save you or me like that

>>213462417
He's right, you're a fag

>>213462347
>t.