Thread 213455792

>HOH: Mickey
>Noms: Kelley, Rylie, Jimmy
>Veto: Keanu

Powers:
- Zach 10k bribe

previously on /bb/: >>213452915

I'd eat lauren's poop

Will is saying that Rylie seems "all in" but hinted that he thinks Kat isn't

how much danger is zach in realistically

>>213455840
probably only if Will wins HOH. the others seemed scared to make that shot right now. Kelley might too

I’d beat the shit out of the poop poster

>>213455840
I hope they get him out asap
guy seems to be invested in making the game as boring as possible

morgan saying the furniture smells bad from all their BO and need steam cleaned

kek

>>213455879
Boring and predictable = ez win for him

>>213455792 (OP)
Let this be a lesson for gay men to never trust any black women

Morgan wishes that they'd steam clean the furniture while they're outside doing comps because the couches are smelling funky from people. Ashley says the blankets stink from people too

>>213455899
yeah, that's what I mean

get your caps in of Kelley while you can, anons. this could be the last time

>>213455840
pre-jury? zero
he has a get off the block pass

immediately starts bashing morgan

>>213455925
I believe in her 3peat

Shit talking Morgan in the hoh. Wont and Ashley annoyed at how she talks at them with the same stories for hours.

>>213455903
Why don't they just wash the blankets then?

>>213455916
kek nice

>>213455962
I think they have a tiny washer and dryer

>>213455925
back to back to back

>>213455840
I still think he'll get away without having to activate his power but if he has to, it'll blow the house sky high.

>>213455959
apparently she brings up vinny randomly in convos to glaze him and paint him in a good light

>>213455981
It is a Samasun standard washer and dryer. You can fit a few blankets in at a time.

I wonder if BB made the exchange the 10k for a veto just because they're cheap asses and knew he'd give the money back

Anyone else have 5ish people they like and hate the rest

>>213456006
they're gonna have to pay it to the current hoh anyways

>>213455925
Kelley "Queen of the Blockbuster" Jorgensen?
I think she'll be just fine

>>213455902
Devastating for Jimmy for this to be the second time it happened creating the trope that will be called Hisam'd. Jimmy a whisper in the wind with tacky lines.

As long as Kelley wears her lucky cardigan she’ll be fine

>>213456029
what do you mean?

>>213455916
lel keanu really is a mic drop/sayings machine. i still remember him saying something about best time to plant a tree is 500 years ago and second best time is today or something like that.

>>213455916
Ava is just mad she got posterized & knows it.

>>213456033
i think this next one will be more physical and she's shown to be pretty bad at those. ideally Rylie can win it though

>>213455840
barely any

these 3 have no power, influence and just gave up a lot of power taking a shot at jimmy
and you have to think about how likely it is for these 3 to win an HoH and if they'd actually take a direct shot at him

if they actually put him up, he's safe and now has the rest of the week to build an army to go after them

a lot of them just repeating themselves over and over in the HOH room. they just seem bored

>>213456071
he gives his 10k to the hoh who nommed him, not to bb production

>>213456033
she won 2 mental comps. she doesnt beat adrian in that puzzle

>>213456071
>>213456113
it works as a bribe

>>213456108
>eiffel tower
kek what the fuck is this shit

>>213456108
lol wtf
such a champ

This cast turned a 180 for me this week and I think we might be witnessing greatness like actual Top 5 Season potential.

Keanu: able to win both types of comps, most hated houseguest and disrespected of all time and crazy trash talker
Ava: mouthy Zoomer bitch with funny clothes and strategic couch sleeping these two now are mortal enemies and Ava doesn't intend to show it until its too late.
Kelley: insane narrative where Mickey said she is being used like a tool to destroy someone for the HoH all she is good for is to win comps. Freaking sick, even on her birthday she is treated as mere cattle.
Morgan: The worst HBIC in BB history seriously never shuts up or stops barking orders
The narrative where every HoH boots an ally
Rachel: a interesting mix of manipulator, clown, goofy and almost winning comps.
Vince: people clocked him but still the aggressiveness he has of just going after every angle socially is impressive.
Will: Might seek Redemption
Jimmy: robbed goddess
Rylie: somehow is one of the most psycho stalker creeps ever to play and still beloved and people will cry genuinely if he goes
Kat: actually snowed and gives her that edginess beyond a floater to serious Bonnie and Clyde or that lady from Natural Born Killers vibes
Lauren: dormant volcano
Ropes: one of if not the most unintentionally cutthroat HoH stupid and retarded ever, actually a new level of evil gameplay.
Ashley: really weird and psycho but also funny and could factor in BIG at the endgame
Zach: the first ever big threat/floater hybrid, might unironically invent a new style of play


Then just to summarize this season rules because its cutthroat, weird as hell, has big potential for a real murder happening or serious physical violence, house is turning into a powder keg, also people are going to get super sexual calling it now because primates always turn sexual during extreme stress.

I just have a feeling about this season man I could be wrong but as Joker says it just needs a push.

Poor Ash thinks she's playing Zach.....

>>213456108
holy based

>>213456185
she just said lauren is smart too

>>213456180
many are saying this

>>213456180
nice reddit post retard

rachel isn't manipulating anyone tho

Just got off of Chaturbate with Ainsley, she says block buster will involve gay porn studios, whoever can correctly name the most wins

>>213456108
"Child gun enthusiast"

>>213456204
She is

Did Ashley actually annoy Mickey until Mickey took her off the target list? Again?

>>213456180
It highly depends on if the two possible big alliances (Cookout and Zach's brigade + Reily and Kat) keep fucking themselves over with their own schizo mental illnesses or settle in and one dominates, likely Zach's brigade.

>>213456108
>tomorrow's blockbuster is a shooting Bin Laden comp

I love tight little pieces

would vince be deemed racist if he puts will, ashley, and rachel on the block?

>>213456180
this post made me flipthroughthefilesofmymind

Can the other guys even compete?

>>213456277
No, italians are nonwhite and nonwhites cannot be racist.

Captain Will is putting on his coaching cap. He says the CORE 4 absolutely needs to be on the same page as to who they want out. They need to be sharing information like they are tonight. He wants a person of color to win this season, and he thinks it's possible, but only if the CORE 4 operates as a unit. Oh, and Ava is "in this thing too."

>>213456309
bro what the fuck

>>213456309
did he put a rock in his pants?
how's his dick so square

this is one of those groups that figures stuff out but then never win anything to do anything about it kek

>>213456323
yea, lets wait till the buddies win a comp

>>213456370
Don't worry production will carry them

Morgan officially just taken out of the CORE 4 (NuCookout)

I'M FLIPPING THROUGH THE FILES OF MY MIND

>rope wants to target morgan too
what an idiot

>>213456402
Morgan would throw her under the bus for the imaginary Zach dick

how did simpmode mist these guys so badly??

>>213456416
tard on tard violence

the 3 niggers have been in the HoH alone for the past 3 hours

>>213456416
Ropes thinks he is part black

>>213456309
dude has a coke can cock

It's literally the cookout strategy, holy fuck stop putting on so many blacks

>>213456416
they consciously or subconsciously know he's a psycho so they defer to him

>>213456323
Idiots should be working on Keanu, they need someone that can actually win comps. And he's blacker than Morgan.

WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD

ZACH AND MORGAN FUCKIN

>>213456258
mickey is focused on the optics or she would have cut that bitch already

>>213456425
well he is pretty wiggerish

>>213456468
SCHWING SCHWING SCHWING SCHWING

>>213455879
based me

>>213456382
they only care about rachel
poor chaos ash gets a shit edit and will is an npc character

>>213455992
he probably wants to use it to save lauren at some point

>>213456411
she would, but that would be in the final 6-8 not next week

>>213456387
FLIPPIN THROUGH THE FILES OF YOUR MIND

Ashley: "And, by the way, you're gonna hate me for saying this"
Mickey: "Go ahead, I already hate you"

>>213456484
It was with how curly his hair is.

people not targeting vince: keanu, kelly, zach, lauren, kat, rylie, morgan

people targeting vince: rachel, will, ashley, mickey

vincebros...i got a good feeling about this

Morgan melty incoming. What did Zach say to her?

>>213456309
Looks like a jumbo hot pocket shoved down his pants

>>213456564
Rylie and Kat would target Vince maybe for 4th nom

>>213456569
something about rachel might be targeting vince

Bowie Jane looks pretty with long hair

>>213456564
Kelley seems to have a love hate relationship going on with Vince. Sometimes it feels like she would absolutely nom him. Not sure who else though

why would ropehead move there if morgan is coming back? that looks even more sketch

>>213456580
kkkat would target mickey, morgan, and ashley, prob put rachel/will up 4th

rylie is prob targeting ashley, keanu, morgan and 4th would be mickey i think

>>213456564
ava said she is targeting vince

>>213456591
she still dress like a 14 year old?

>>213456620
completely forgot about the rat bitch

>>213456580
kat has said multiple times she likes/trusts vince. more then she ever has zach or anyone else besides rylie & lauren. rylie has a semi-fake final 3 with vince & keanu too but I think kat would try to convince him not to put up vince

Vinny saying he's putting up Ashley, Kelley, and possibly Rachel now. It would be Katherine but he's so terrified for Rylie that he would never do it kek

>>213456606
Kelley is a mindbroken Vinny minion. She'll do anything for him even though he won't even play the veto for her.

>>213456684
he'll pussy out and cry like in his first hoh

>>213456684
>kelley
what a pussy. why even bother if you are taking shots at ashley and rachel

>>213456719
he says she's a liability now and that she said to his face that she will put him up if she wins HOH and didn't know if she was serious

Vince = Tyler
Zach = Brett
Lauren = KC
Morgan = Angela
Rylie = Winston
Kat = Rachel

Kelly = Sam
Keanu = JC

Mickey = Haleigh
Rachel = Rockstar
Ashley = Bayleigh
Will = Swaggy
Ava = Aura

did anyone mention how bad the food was last night or was it just Mickey and Morgan?

>>213456564
problem is the next hoh is the knockout comp which can be anybodys game. I havent seen anyone from thie cast talk about gaming it neither. Ima pray to the 7 thou that keanu calls up every hag & black each time he wins a round

>>213456778
pretty sure it was just mickey and morgan that talked shit about it.

>>213456778
several people mentioned having gastric distress when they got up this morning

>>213456806
that's how he looked during the last veto too.

why does rylie take his shirt off so much?

>>213456826
someone was blaming the undercooked cookie cake

>>213456831
gets kat wet

>>213456831
show off his auschwitz body

ash will not leave the hoh

>>213456846
She's so hot but there is nothing under the hood.

Wait, Rachel is only 40? I don't want to look like that in a decade

>>213456108
Kelley is unbelievably based

knockout hoh goes very quick and the feeds will be down for several hours of scrambling afterward

>>213456108
damn, in her other video she says she teaches korean on top of being fluent in spanish? crazy

>>213456911
Dang I thought she was 45 or something.

>>213456940
how does knock out work again? how come they'd cut out one on ones with the new hoh?

Morgan (to Vince): "Let's say it was a final 3 between Zach, Mickey, and me. Who do you think Zach picks between me and Mickey?"

>>213456911
stay out the sun/wear sunscreen
dont be fat
be thin
do mild aerobic exercise
no drugs/smoking
fresh foods with antioxidants

>im not trying to come on to you
>but you joke with me
>i dont know

Morgan is trying to say she is only friends with Zach but he will flirt with her

Imagine a cast with 8 girls like Morgan kek

>>213456961
>how does knock out work again
two people face off in a quiz, winner moves on and picks the next two people to face off, and so on until only two people are left and the final winner is hoh

praying that lauren outlasts morgan on the wall

>>213457010
if 3-4 of them were attractive it would be tolerable

>>213457033
Kek the raging would be hilarious

I know Vince hates this bitch

>>213457033
lauren does a lot of yoa, i can see her hanging on for a minute

Kelley cleans what are these people on?

>>213457080
who said that? ashley? lul

>>213457090
Ashley and Zach were talking about who never cleans.

VINCE SPIRAL

>>213457103
it makes no sense just win hoh if youre afraid of certain people he already knows will and rachel will put him up

>>213457080
She actually did clean up the kitchen a couple days ago

We got a nice endurance comp going on in the HOH room tonight

ashley posted up in the hoh for 4 hours now

Vince needs to go to bed early tonight instead of staying up to 4am to masterbate in the shower. Homie needs to just jack it on the toilet

lauren is such a cutie patootie

>>213457032
thanks anon
>>213457080
they were listing off everyone who cleans the other day and they said kelley so idk what they mean

>>213457192
every individual muscle

>>213456941
she teaches english to korean students, not she teaches korean

Zach is douchebag, but kek at Morgan claiming it was just Zach leading her on.

>>213457160
>im going to bed early
>im ready to go to bed
>im so tired
>proceeds to stay up 4 more hours
yeah he aint gonna make it

>>213456961
>Two people are picked to go up to a podium and they will be asked a question about a picture.
>The first player to buzz in with the correct answer eliminates their opponent. They then choose the next two to face off.
>If they answer incorrectly, then they are eliminated and their opponent advances.
>If nobody buzzes in within a certain time frame(if the completion is played live) they will both be eliminated.
>The last player standing becomes the new HOH.

Riley in the shower is funny

COME ON KATHERINE
YEAH

Good night Ava Perel

>HELLO BULIE
>HELLO AUDIENCE
>HELLO AMERICA

>>213457032
100% guarantee lauren calls up two allies like kat, vince or kelly

lauren is swearing a lot tonight. what is she stressed about?

>>213457362
Yeah, that was the one. Anons that missed it aren't even going to know there were sounds to it too.

>>213457192
i've been recording every second she has been on feeds and also taking screenshots, just too lazy to post them

>>213457401
True. For those who missed it, just imagine skin-on-skin slapping sounds.

>>213457403
Seek help

>>213457363
Her true personality is unravelling, the one that has trains ran on her at LSU and is head bitch

>>213457403
anon...

>>213457403
unfathomably based

>>213455792 (OP)
kek maybe i'm gay but i kinda felt bad for Jimmy. being blindsided would fucking suck but then i remember he says pretty nasty shit about kelley

>>213457403
dangerously based

>>213457403
make a mega and post that at the end of the season

>>213457403
you're good, anon. shitty screenshotter is worse

Lauren seems like she really wants Kelley to stay. I almost thought that Kelley would be in a good spot if she survives this week since even Morgan and Mickey were saying she could be a number for them but Mickey went back to her "she needs to go" bullshit

>>213457525
i think so too. id go as far to say she'd prefer kelley to stay over rylie but knows kelley doesnt have the votes

I love Lauren and her waddle.

>>213457564
Is the waddle also an act?

flipping party up in the HoH

Lauren and Kat are having a playdate

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE DO LIKE IT WHEN YOU ACKNOWLEDGE US LAUREN AND KAT AND VINCE

>>213457362
that chest tattoo is horrendous

What retard told Lauren the feed watchers don’t like to be acknowledged?

teaching lauren how to flip a coin

Ah that brings up the idea of the three sided coin

>>213457666
>I don’t know….I'm scared

Lauren hates us (you)

Keanu enters the chat

>>213457688
BASED

its going to be hilarious when lauren gets out of there and she starts posting social media pics in a relationship with some unemployed beanie hat wearing rat

gettin' lit in vegas with captain will

Morgan took a pole dancing class, to work on "her core"

>>213457149
kek

Morgan: "A pole fitness class. So you're basically doing like pole dancing stuff, but it's to, like, work on your core. It's insane. I was actually dying. But it's also to work on your sex appeal and stuff."

>>213457878
same expression she made when she made her first cock cum

The latest version of the cookout (Mickey/Ashley/Will/Ava) finally got the hoh to themselves

Rylie slapping his dick against his thighs in the shower:

https://x.com/YoungCedricStan/status/1953342341353189690

>>213457795
My brother's wife teaches these classes

cookoutbros we're so fucking back!

HOH room saying that Kelley and Vinny aren't being entirely faithful to their SOs in the house from flirting

didnt see anything yet this season, who are /ourguys/ this go around? and who do we hate? cat ladies seem to love rachel? so I assume not her

>>213457929
Ropehead does NOT want Ash to win kek

>>213457918
dude has a fucking hog on him

>>213457929
Note when he was saying this he didn't count Morgan or Keanu, and obviously not Zach

lauren has her mic pack in her armpit

>>213457918
who was in the room for this? just kat?

>>213457929
can't really blame him
he knows he's cooked in every other scenario, it's his only chance for going all the way

>>213457918
he should do this when all the girls are doing their makeup in there

>>213458006
even in front of Lauren??

>>213457976
Vince was brushing his teeth and Ava, Lauren, and Mickey were walking in and out, but not paying attention

this is funny with ava in there

>>213458048
who were they saying lies constantly to all of them? little lies to mickey and big lies to everyone else? morgan?

>>213458048
Ava is officially with them now. Earlier tonight Will, Ashley, and Mickey agreed she would replace Morgan in their cookout thing.

>>213458063
yeah but ava doesnt trust ashley for shit

>>213457918
>all the black twitter gif replies

LOOK AT MEME

>>213458048
>>213458063
Xitter sisters we are so back!

Leave Lauren the fuck alone cunts

>>213458021
especially lauren

>HoH room sees lauren and vince hug
>papa won't: grab her butt grab her butt grab her butt

man, my fatigue is high

papa wont telling ava that this is the core 4
mickey ashley wont ava
ava is soooo not running with this

>>213458107
you should go to a doctor

kek this "alliance" meeting devolved into Will/Ava and Mickey/Ashley having separate conversations

ropehead really thinks she's good with everyone

lmao what kind of alliance meeting is this???

>>213457918
Reality show fans are trashy as fuck

how long have will and ashley been in the hoh room? even mickey left at some point

>>213458155
the kind that falls apart tomorrow night when none of them win HoH

>>213458124
>>213458155

damn I need a gf

uh oh, twitter has to side between black women or rachel + fag

>ropehead can't play hoh
>won't WON'T try to win
>ava is in the middle and will throw
it's up to chaos ash to save herself

>>213458184
Having a good friend is pretty important

that alliance dysfunctional as fuck

uh oh i couldnt give a single fuck what twitter has to side between

ashley saying she is putting up zach lauren vinny and if one of them comes down, she wants to put up rachel
>mickey: we need her in jury

Goodnight /bb/

>>213458210
IT'S TOO SOON

>>213458241
night babes

look at lauren yall mhmmm she gotta go

Ashley: "Honestly target 2 for me is Zach. Cuz Zach has Lauren, Zach has Morgan (in love with him), Zach has Vinny. That's a huge voting block."

ava is like why the fuck are they telling me this

ava pretty quiet during this whole thing

>>213458367
she’s just there to be the expendable white person for the greater good

These four are doing a lot of talking for winning no comps

>>213458366
cause papa won't turned to her and said this it the core 4
its kinda wild how mickey and wont thinks ava would be cool with doing a final 4 with ashley after yesterdays session of ava saying she wasnt going to talk game with ashley anymore

>>213458367
ava really likes zach, he saved her day 1 by giving her safety with have not. she always try to touch base with him

ava 100% confirmed throwing tomorrows HoH

At least Mickey is cooked once Ava scurries back to him with this info, unless Mickey scurries first

>>213458408
good

just win something yo

>do you know what im saying
yeah youre saying nothing

nu-cookout bores me. hope ava fucks them over for working with ashley and the real players kick them out next

>>213458474
im trying to gauge her involvement with this. i dont think i've heard her say anything incriminating

YOU AIGHT WHITE GIRL

tmc is gonna put up ava cause shes a rude sack of shit dirty sock jew

>>213458396
ava also really likes lauren, they have a f2 call the bond girls.

well ashley was successful in blocking any talk between mickey and morgan/zach/vince by holding up in the HoH for 6+ hours

vince and zach were truly retarded not getting rid of ashley week 3

who do so many retards on twitter make shit up and cite "you shouldve watched tha feeds" despite the things they're claiming never happening.

ashley spraying water everywhere cause shes a retarded and thinks thats equivalent to cleaning

>>213458592
>Zach and Vince tie the vote
>Julie: In the event of a tie, we need the outgoing HoH to decide the evictee
>Lauren: ummm..... ummm..... ummm.... I dunno
>Lauren never decides and production steps in and chooses Adrian to go anyway

>>213458592
Why are you acting like Ashley is a threat? She has to talk her own alliance out of evicting her every night.

mexican standoff between the chaos demon and the redneck angels

just had a late night lauren special
pickle wrapped up in cheese some turkey slices and ham slice

That was impressive how Ashley managed a quick little round of shit stirring while brushing and flossing her teeth

>>213458799
kino

ava and morgan are both girls who never got to be bullies irl and are lost in the sauce of Keanu existing and being acceptable to hate
This house is so gross in general. It's like watching the Stanford prison experiment.

>>213458780
>Ashley (to Kat and Rylie): Isn't it crazy how your husband might be going home?
she's such a troll

>>213458799
kek this webm epitomizes chaos ash

why the heck did he do it bros ;__;

>>213457918
How is this not sexual harassment? Hello?

New thread Adrian

>>213459911
I'm trying to wait as long as I can given we're not exactly going to get many posts for a while, no point needing to bump it more

>>213460154
>>213460154
new