Thread 213456101

>rejects childhood friend for rich playboy
>bangs an entire fraternity and then some
>decides to go back to childhood friend after she's had her fun and he's said he's open to an open relationship
Is this the most realistic depiction of a woman ever put on screen?

>>213456101 (OP)
She's just a Laotian version of Jenny from Forrest Gump.
Season 2 should open with her and Chane sharing genital herpes.

>>213456101 (OP)
i hope a mexican reads this

>>213456155
I did ese

I hope bobby rejects her in the next season

>>213456155
I did ese.

>>213456101 (OP)
>>bangs an entire fraternity and then some
I don't remember that part. She was shown with the lay ocean guy Canine Wassasawannannong, I must have missed the gangbang cutaway scene.

>>213456154
Jenny was sexually abused as a child. Connie had maybe too strict an upbringing but clearly not that bad unless I missed a very special episode

>>213456210
>I don't remember that part.
its how the brown teenager on 4chan start threads. they grew with engagement b8 during their screen time and now thats how they communicate.

Yeah seriously fuck Connie she sucks, I find it funny the ultra lib willow calls her out and calls her a slut to her face

>>213456210
She vaguely gets offended when Bobby asks if she slept with the fraternity but that doesn’t really mean she actually did.

>>213456227
Fair point.

>>213456101 (OP)
>Is already with rich playboy when she re meets Bobby
>Gets made fun of throughout the 10 episodes for being in an open slut relationship
>Realizes it’s a bunch of horseshit being in one by the end of the ten episodes
I don’t think Bobby should’ve ended up with her, I do think the writing is kind of shitty, but it’s not as bad as you guys want to make it out to be. Should the reboot have happened? No. Is it the worth thing ever. No.

>>213456235
Despite having a side shave, dyed hair, having a septum piercing, and being a vegan, Willow was actually based. Shitting on Jerry Jones's office table is wife material.

>>213456264
>but it’s not as bad as you guys want to make it out to be.
if the teenagers didnt make it sound worse no one would reply to their comments/threads

I know they made her a roastie but I still shipped them

She is only 21 so hopefully havent got that much dick. And she borderline proposed to Bobby with the cookies

>>213456155
todos somos chikaners en el 4chano wey

Also Willow was BASED and REDPILLED and the shitting scene was un-KOT AF to make them break up

>>213456101 (OP)
probably the worst character assassination out of any of the cast

>>213456408
but sadly very realistic

>>213456426
Correct.
Reference that hapa bitch that did Facial Abuse for like $200.00 when her dad was an executive for Goldman-Sachs or some shit like that.

>>213456101 (OP)
Why does it feel like she was patterned after that mattress girl way back when?

>>213456200
kek

>>213456633
>Emma Sulkowicz
Looks like 2015-2016. She took it in the poop chute and begged for more via text.

>>213456633
The whole reboot seems like it was written for 2016

>>213456210
>>213456243
Someone had posted the picture of their conversation on it the other day and now I'm regretting not saving it. SOMEONE HAD TO SAVE IT. It's somewhere!

>>213456633
>>213456715
Holy kek it makes sense

>>213456426
waaaaay too many "normal" girls i knew when i was growing up got weird and shitty within like a year of going to college. idk what it is. they just get hyper opinionated out of nowhere about a bunch of shit. probably just the narratives they get exposed to there. its pretty shocking how fast it can happen though thats the only reason its noteworthy. people that are cool to hang out with that end up turning into mega snobs overnight.


there was this one i remember i hung out with all the time, we had a thing off and on when we were finishing HS together. within a year she applied to some porn website for goth woman, started judging everyone for not going to a college as good as hers, and just got weird. Today shes a burnout who gets wasted and acts a fool in bars and if i remember right is unemployed.

I do not say all of this because i enjoy describing her that way, its just sad and shitty how fast people who were cool at one point totally 180 and a big part of it seems to be whatever the fuck they get exposed to at college.

>>213456210
>>213456243
>>213456790
Nevermind I actually just found it with a simple search lol

She’s literally the average Asian woman. I tried to warn you anons about Asian women but you wouldn’t listen.

>>213456850
It's started, the conditioning is already broken officially with just this look.
The relationship is already dead, both of them are just waiting for the cancer spread far enough for the symptoms to cause it.

>mfw I gave my ex wife this exact look when she said she wanted an open relationship and I told her fine, but he has to start paying my share of the bills

>>213456511
Yup. Now every time we watch KotH we know that's Connie.

>>213456889
Crazy post

New king of the hill is just indicative of how cooked we are as society

>>213456511
She's a goddess who sacrificed her dignity to give countless anons the best orgasms of their lives.

>>213456850
Adult Connie looks a little off. Do you think maybe she was secretly John Redcorn's daughter too?

>>213457139
Does strangely look indian. Feather not dot.

>>213457139
Too?

>>213457167
Two*

>>213456715
>>213456633
connie has a bob and her nose is wider

>>213457139
They definitely changed her nose completely and she's not as tan

I tried to watch the new season a second time and not happening. I fall asleep to the original seasons every other day

College age Connie has been reminding me so much of this Thai girl who was going to Brown I went on a handful of dates with
Really smart, same kind of nerd energy

She graduated a few months later and moved across the country to continue school somewhere else

>>213456838
this applies for everyone, not just women though it may affect them more. read about charles manson or the sullivanian institute or any other cult. for any number of reasons people, especially the young and impressionable are searching for identity wherever the can find it. actually this is a huge factor in every historical movement between the temperance movement and today.

>>213456200
Based Octavio

I don't see a point in this revival. Only the early seasons of KotH were funny, they had a proper comedic timing and pacing. Later seasons felt sluggish both in terms of dialogue and in terms of animation.

>>213458512
I think of luannes boyfriends angel on the trampoline. She was excited to see him but she knew that this part of her life was over.

>>213456850
His crippling oneitis aside, Bobby's expression during this scene made me chuckle. This whole season could have just been a spinoff featuring adult Bobby's life without Hank and co. and probably would have been more enjoyable. He's the only character that doesn't feel totally flanderized into a parody of what Youtube comments think he is.

>>213456200
>>213456155
They didn't tell you?

>>213456101 (OP)
Pretty common. A lot of girls do that because they always think they can do better than what they've had before. A few girls I was in relationships in school have done this but most of them have become weird wine aunts or single mothers. One stayed pretty fucking hot thankfully.

>>213456850
Slut shaming isn't a problem if you aren't a slut ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm kind of liking the new season, it's not great but it's good.
>>213458900
Also I kind of agree with this. But I don't think the other characters are that flanderized, if anything it feels kind of restrained. Dale truly does not work though, the new VA takes me out constantly, also he isn't funny

>>213456101 (OP)
30+ xoomer slop

>>213456101 (OP)
You only get mad because you drank the Kool-Aid and believed women were equal beings to yourself instead of the animalistic subrace of people you're supposed to breed and keep docile and submissive as nature demands. They're not your friends or equals, they're barely above cattle and you're supposed to use them to breed more humans onto this earth.

Connie got BLACKED

It's rather hamfisted how anti-racist they portray Hank as. He's essentially a Democrat's view on how their ideal Republican should be. Hell, they even try to redeem George W. Bush by having Hank gush about him just as he did with Reagan in the original series.

>Garland, 2000
>53.29% white
>25.58% hispanic
>Garland, 2020
>27.31% white
>42.66% hispanic

Yikes!

>>213456889
>that bitch just ain't right

>>213456101 (OP)
I’m 32 and finally have the social status to do this as a man but i just don’t have a cold enough heart to break up with my gf. Fuck this gay earth, don’t know about women but as a man sex with different kinds of hot women is one of the best things ever. I guess it depends on how much of a nympho thecwoman is.

>>213459770
Texas Hispanics are literally more conservative and chudlike than the national white average.

>>213456101 (OP)
Yes. Mike Judge is going to blackpill a new generation.

>>213459806
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>213458900
>rewatch some early s1 episodes
It was surprising seeing Bill be depressed as usual but not a total retard. Episode 2 has Hank agonizing over Peggy having to teach a sex ed class and he trims the tree but in his frustration trims everything off so it's only an erect tree trunk and Bill comes up saying something like
>Sure did a good job but I think Sigmund Freud would have something to say about this
Caught off guard, that shit coming out of the mouth of Bill

>>213459770
Hank was always a hicklib

>>213456889
>open relationship
The moment she even suggests that, you should break up and if possible bang somebody close to her. Clearly a power move on their part and anybody who just goes with it, deserves to be cucked. If you're not the number one guy in a girl's mind, why are you even with her?

>>213460445
>The moment she even suggests that, you should break up and if possible bang somebody close to her.
Yes, but before the breakup, you should tell her you already banged someone else. Even if it's true. Just to see her reaction.

>>213460478
even if it's not true*

>>213456101 (OP)
>rejects childhood friend for rich playboy
She was already banging said playboy and Bobby didn't even know she didn't play violin anymore. They clearly had not talked for years and years.
>bangs an entire fraternity
This was not implied. She simply said it wasn't his business if she did.

>>213458900
>This whole season could have just been a spinoff featuring adult Bobby's life without Hank and co. and probably would have been more enjoyable. He's the only character that doesn't feel totally flanderized into a parody of what Youtube comments think he is.
i absolutely would have been down with this. the characters outside of bobby have been pretty bad total flandering going on.

>>213458512
Koth was good til the end of its run

>>213460606
It feels like the pilot was originally a setup for this but they wanted to take the safe route and brand it as King of the Hill S14. They should just make it a Bobby show after S15 concludes.

>>213456155
mexican here

OP made me kek, good job OP!

>>213459588
>You only get mad because you drank the Kool-Aid and believed women were equal beings to yourself instead of the animalistic subrace of people you're supposed to breed and keep docile and submissive as nature demands. They're not your friends or equals, they're barely above cattle and you're supposed to use them to breed more humans onto this earth.
How do you fucking live with yourself?

>>213460782
by praying 5 times a day

>>213460782
crazy how you didnt post anything about him being wrong

>>213460804
Why state the obvious?

>>213456101 (OP)
I hate that they made Connie a whore. She was so pure in the original series. That being said, I can’t say it’s not an accurate portrayal of what happens to women when they go to college.

I liked Bobby's hippie GF calling Connie out on her bullshit

>>213456200
based octavio

why doesnt bobby just date a latina who wants to just cook with him and laugh at his jokes

>>213458677
Poultry anus.

>>213459770
The average Texan is purple if you want to pick nits. 62 blue, 88 red if you want pure numbers. This last election actually had Hispanics flip red by a huge margin so it's very likely that registered voting Whites are near 48/52 Blue-Red now

>>213461012
Yeah, that was great

>>213460989
>pure
>implying
Bobby even called her cheap and loose.

>>213460520
>This was not implied. She simply said it wasn't his business if she did.
So it was implied.

>>213456101 (OP)
Only incels have a problem with this.

>>213461246
I said in the original series. Connie was good and pure of heart. Obviously she’s a dirty slut now.

>>213461246
>>213461409
Oh my bad, I remember Bobby calling her cheap and loose in the original run. Sorry, it’s early in the morning.

>>213461409
He called her cheap and loose in the original series.

>>213461426
It’s fine. Anyway, it looks like he already had her number way back then.

>>213460277
>chud
Yall really still say this?

man dale doesnt sound right, they should have just used ai

I was confused why the girl scout said they changed the name of Samoas when they're literally still called Samoas, even on the official website. Maybe the name change is just a regional thing.

>>213461694
They always called them Caramel Delights where I’m from.

I thought they were called Samosas for the longest time and didn't know that was the name for the Indian food. I'm pretty sure I even called them Samosas when I bought them before. I hope those little girls didn't laugh at me...

>>213461777
I don't think the little girls care.

>>213456101 (OP)
Did they reboot king of the hill? Why do you bother watching anything on tv unless you're an absolute cuck that enjoys being humiliated?

Gomenasai, my name is Bobby-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and cooking superior Japanese Food. (Ramen, Sushi, Tempura)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become A chef for Jiro-san or cook ramen in a street stall.

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>213461586
Its weird how his voice changes, I guess they dont read the script in the order the episodes appear or something, because I know Hardwick did get some lines in before his passing, but I feel like I didn't hear the original VA until mid way through the season.

>>213456101 (OP)
>I’m not sexually attracted to you in any way, but I’ll marry you for betabux after I finish getting my holes blown out by bad boys

Humiliation ritual

>>213461694
Why the fuck did they rename do si dos? Who did that offend

>>213462005
their name is different by regional supplier

>>213456889
>I told her fine, but he has to start paying my share of the bills
Was this supposed to make you sound like you're not a pushover?

Doesn't Bobbo sideline Connie like the used up TENGA she is?

>>213460445
When I was in grade 9 my first girlfriend tried to pull this when her ex became available again. She sent her friend to ask me if I would let her date both of us.
I was so in shock because I had never heard of anything like that before and I didn't know how women were. I said sure but just kind of stopped talking to her or trying to hang out with her, and a couple days later she broke up with me officially.
I can't imagine saying yes to this as an adult man who has experience with women. They must be desperate and terrified of being alone.

>>213461879
>you're not fuck material, you're cuck material

>>213464134
Bro really thought he wasn’t a cuck with that one

Why did Bobby dump a baddie like Willow who worshipped the ground he walked on for a polyamorous slut like Connie?

>>213464765
Bobby has severe oneitis for Connie. She was his first love and he idealizes her in spite of her glaring red flags. I’ve known many, many dudes like Bobby in real life who are glued up on some whore.

>>213458900
Yeah I enjoy Hank because it's like he stepped out of the 2000s and is mostly intact. Hearing Peggy actually grates on my nerves. Like, I just have an old lady sounding really excited in every scene in my ear. I don't think I like that.

>>213459770
>It's rather hamfisted how anti-racist they portray Hank as
Didn't hank start quoting MLK when that plumber accused him of being racist?

>>213456200
thank you octavio

>>213465046
>A man should not be judged by the color of his skin but by the actions of his heart, I tell ya what

How did South Park succeed in staying relevant but King of the Hill crashed and burned? Was Mike Judge trying too hard to push back against "duh essjaydubyas"?

>>213465124
>South Park
>still relevant

>>213465124
South Park makes an episode each week (or at least they used to) - they can just react to current thing.

>>213456200
>No Octavio in the new season
What the fuck... ICE got him

>>213465151
>cuh hasn't seen the latest season
oh im laffin

>>213464176
/tv/ memes because of the Bear, but being a dude who can cook is really attractive to women.

>>213459770
>Garland
they live in Arlen, BBC-obsessed anon

>>213456101 (OP)

connie fucks the entire fraternity? are you kidding me
i hope kahn doesnt know

>>213461848
a daring synthesis

>>213456715
She also released a porno recreating her "rape"

>>213461879
I remember a Reddit screencap of a woman destroying her relationship after saying to her boyfriend
>you're not someone who I would hookup with or be a fwb with but marry
And the comments calling her an absolute retard

>>213465345
Although to her credit she ended up getting really good dick and I think stopped being a retard in public and went to be some tradwife

>>213465348
>I remember a Reddit screencap
anon...

>>213461848
Genuinely hope Bobby gets some prime nip puss. He can't be stuck with the skank

>>213456715
Now that's someone I forgot existed
Didn't she make a porno reenacting her """rape"""

>>213456838
A lot of "normal" kids become like this in college once they're away from home. I think it's because they think they need to become something other than normal once they're away from people they know. Like they want to be seen as different just for its own sake, even if their new identity is something gay and cringe.
I met a lot of other normal small town white kids on day 1 of college who came from normal families. But, within a semester, a lot of them started LARPing as some stereotype. The skinny girls became "art hos" and the fatties became SJWs (early 2010s). The one that made me lol the most was the quiet ginger kid who one day randomly showed up as a skater with dreadlocks and started always talking about weed. He always carried the board around everywhere but never skated once. A lot of kids are just extremely desperate to become anything other than normal as soon as they get away from home. And I have 0 idea what causes this

>>213456511
He wasn't an executive, he was a middle manager. Big US banks have rankings like this:
>analyst = entry level
>junior associate = junior to mid level individual contributor
>senior associate = mid to senior level individual contributor
>vice president (junior and senior, but both usually the same band on paper) = middle management/advanced senior individual contributor
>executive director = head of a department/expert level individual contributor
>managing director = manager of multiple departments
I don't remember the rest, but there's one or two levels above. MDs make 500k ish. The guy was probably making 200k max

>>213456715
Literally who?

>>213465576
SJW ho who carried a mattress around her college campus as a form of protest after claiming to be raped. She later got dicked down by Chad and stopped being a feminist activist.

>>213456101 (OP)
is this show pozzed? i can't tell from the thread. i only liked the first couple of seasons of original koth when hank was actually a redneck.

>>213465668
Unironically the opposite, Bobby is an actual chad who has to deal with liberal dipshits.

>>213456210
le ocean? what ocean

>>213465668
>is this show pozzed?

Kind of. It definitely has some feminist messaging, especially in Episode 9. At the same, Connie gets shit on for being a whore. It’s not too dissimilar from the original series, where you could find examples of both liberal and conservative messages.

>>213460746
Why would they want to run off every viewer?

>>213460782
He has a VERY high opinion of himself for being an anon on /tv/ of all places. For some one here to actually think theyre better than ANYthing... the disassociation and arrogance is astounding
>>213460804
You cant reason with retards. Reality just bounces off of them. Not worth the effort. You can tell a schizo he's having an episode, and the things hes perceiving aren't real, but much like anon and you, it doesnt matter and they will cling to their sickness and distortion.

>>213461853
hardwick was in the first half. he was the one that sounded horrible (probably because he was on death's door)

>>213456190
Inshallah the busty sweaty hippy chick that he actually has chemistry with shall return and they have graphic stinky sex

>>213459770
Thar is what boomer Republicans are actually like tho. You need to go outside. Mike Judge grew up around these people, they're a big part of the reason Texas is the shithole it is now.

why is there nudity on KOTH now? >>213456101 (OP)
>>213456155

>>213465124
KotH was cancelled after south park was relevant to anyone but redditors.

>>213466420
Put a red circle around the nudity

>>213466420
tourists leave NOW

>>213456511
she did it after getting arrested and kicked out of college for selling weed lol. probably got yelled at by daddy and that was her revenge.

>>213466485
would

>>213465461
There was this girl that I occasionally interacted with through my dope smoking friends in college. She was a crusty punk, which for those of you who don't know involves what is basically performatively being a literal stinky bum thief in the interest of anarchy or something. She never showered, dressed in rags, wore clown makeup and shaved her head, smelled like shit, and brought friends to parties that would just steal shit. For example: one time these two crusty friends of hers showed up to our house party, we offered them some beers that were in the corner of the room, and they refused. Later, as they were leaving, we saw them steal the four pack that we had offered, as if their retard ideology prevented them from not being scumbags. One of my chuddy friends hated her ass and doxxed her hard, digging through social media of people we knew from her county and casually seeking out conversations with people from there to sus things out. He compiled this dossier and presented it to the gang and we were shocked to discover that she used to be just a normal pretty girl and that she was fucking homecoming queen. It's really bizarre behavior, like you say. I imagine it's some kind of self loathing trauma response that has way too much room to grow from interacting with all the whacked out weirdos hanging around college towns and the radical independence that 18 year olds are suddenly given

liking 17 year old zoa's big boobs
vs
liking 20 year old moka's petite frame

>>213456101 (OP)
for me it's hank being generally against how liberal texas is in the show with its marketing and advertising but also loving that boomhauer is raising his girlfriends son or that girl scouts renamed samoa cookies to be less offensive. it is all over the place trying to be somewhat like it's old self but also having to force in progressiveness.

>>213465368
It's better than remembering a gay blowjob

>>213465606
Sounds like she just wanted attention and the cheapest way to get it was to lug around an object like she was still a two year old. And besides--you were sexually assaulted. Why would you wear it like a badge of honor? The women and men this happen to would rather curl up inside themselves or find support in a like-minded group of individuals. Not actively parade--whatever. At least nothing came of this that made her famous. Just a cringe stage in a person's life that makes me happy social media wasn't around where I was younger because I would have been an attention starved idiot too.

>>213465124
King of the Hill bowed out respectfully, after the decline had clearly begun but before it entered soulless zombie territory. South Park should have done the same thing. The "everything is shit/you're getting old" episode would have been a perfect ending to that show.

>>213456264
Amazing how far the window of acceptable behavior has shifted to where people are openly defending polyamory instead of it being a disgusting subculture meant to be hidden in the shadows of shame.

>>213459588
lol calm down Elliot

>>213465217

Arlen, Texas doesn't exist my Abrahamic friend.

>>213467327
I don't think the stepdad thing is a leftoid take. Outside of 4chan helping raise a child who isn't yours is generally seen as a respectable and noble thing to do unless it's a literal cuck situation, like your wife cheating on you. For Boomhauer in particular, guys like that can really mature and grow up a bit from becoming a father figure instead of just chasing pussy all the time.

>>213456889
>open relationship
It's doable if you're both bi and both want to have gay sex/threesomes/foursomes like me and my wife do desu- the key there tho is we're both there together doing it with the same people we both like, not fucking off from one another and sleeping away from one another behind closed doors.

>>213468243

You act as if swinging is something new under the sun. Only you're just a fag that takes it up the ass.

You and your fag hag deserve eachother.

>>213456101 (OP)
>rejects childhood friend for rich playboy
she was already with him before meeting bobby again

>bangs an entire fraternity and then some
not really confirmed but implied thats why they threw bobby some hoes as well. also shes made fun of for the open relationship shit and rightfully so

>decides to go back to childhood friend after she's had her fun and he's said he's open to an open relationship
more like she falling for him again because hes giving her the stability she craves since shes no longer has a home (parents divorced) and doesnt know what to do in life while bobby has set his goals

>>213468369
>You act as if swinging is something new under the sun.
That's effectively what they've done is hijack the concept of swinging because they don't want to be in an actual relationship at the end of the day and just sleep around.
>You and your fag hag deserve eachother.
Don't I know it- probably why we're so crazy about each other and are starting to just stay home more often and rabbitfuck rather than go out and bring new people home in our late 20s.

>>213468445
>also shes made fun of for the open relationship shit and rightfully so
Yes, by the girl that actually treats Bobby well
>more like she falling for him again because hes giving her the stability she craves
You act like rephrasing it this way makes her seem like any less of a lecherous harlot

>>213468691
Noone wants to hear about the gross gay sex you have, dude, please stop trying to brag about it. God help your children, I hope your wife is neutered

>>213456511
her youtube comment section was so fucking funny when she came back and tried to be some pretentious art hoe.

>>213468703

>Yes, by the girl that actually treats Bobby well
i liked her. they should have kept her on a bit more

>You act like rephrasing it this way makes her seem like any less of a lecherous harlot
i am a sucker for the childhood friend because connies modern character is just sad. she smart but doesnt know what to do. she no longer got a safe space aka her family home because of the divorce. she doesnt seem like a classical harlot just daddy issues on overdrive which is why she returns to normal very quickly once bobby is back

>>213468691
>the concept of swinging because they don't want to be in an actual relationship
Most swingers are married couples having orgies with other married couples. Ask me how I know.

>>213468825
Uh, how do you know?

>>213468852
Yeah, go ahead, ask me.

>>213468735
It's okay anon, one day you'll find the right girl and you'll be right in the middle of all the gross gay sex with her and one of her girl friends you could ask for.

>>213468907
how do you know who you can put your penis into at an orgy

>>213456889
>but he has to start paying my share of the bills

>>213460277
>Texas Hispanics are literally more conservative
Lol lmao even

>>213456889
>I told her fine, but he has to start paying my share of the bills
This sounded cooler in my head too, anon.

>>213469469
Typically all the women. If a certain wife is nervous starting out she may only go mouth/hands only. And no, it's not gay if you touch balls with another dude while DPing a woman. Or if a woman takes two dicks in her mouth.

>>213469887
It is also not gay if a dick ends up in your mouth or ass. Accidents happen and you should just go with the flow in order to not ruin the mood.

>>213468369
You are a deeply confused and perverted individual. Referring to your wife you whore out as a “hag” is crazy tho. Hope you don’t have kids.

>>213469972
That's totally gay and gross. You're not getting it.

>>213460291
i don't know, i think Bobby is to levelheaded at this point that he won't follow the path connie is setting out.

i feel that she's just going to leave or be friendzoned by Bobby, unless she changes but i doubt that.

dales VA sounds so bad that I'm actually looking forward to the replacement just to see if he's any better.

>>213456101 (OP)
>>rejects childhood friend for rich playboy
She knew chang just as long. Connie moved in and met both probably within the same week. She's even gone on a date with chang in the original. She probably spent more time with chang, cuz they both had orchestra together, some advanced special classes together, and her dad constantly trying to get them around each other.
>>bangs an entire fraternity and then some
She just didnt answer the question of if there's an fraternity that is auto OK loke chang has. He was asking if it was fair and going both ways, or was she just letting him cheat and lying to herself about it

>>213461853
The "original VA" you are hearing is actually the replacement. Hardwick voiced 1-6. The replacement does a better job at imitating the original Dale voice, ironically because Hardwick smoked a fuck ton of cigarettes.

How they got a near seamless replacement for Dale, which is a pretty hard voice to do imo, while phoning it in on Ted and Khan is a head scratcher. I guess they didn't want to be racist or whatever. It's fucking grating hearing ethnic ESL characters completely lose their vocal personalities because the fags at Disney are too sensitive to do an accurate impression of first gen immigrants.

>>213470920
That's pretty crazy. At least Dale can stay in the show.

>>213465365
>ruin mans wife
>release porno of wife
>become tradwife
heckin based my fellow MIGApede!

>>213456850
>would that be a problem
If you got gangbanged by a frat? Seriously?

>>213456155
I did but I don't understand how it relates to me

>>213469836
Jellyroll fan type of Mexican

>>213466727
My roommates at Georgetown knew her. She would blow dudes for free bud and then sell it to her freshman pals.

>>213465557
A lot of crusties are drug addicts so that explains the stealing.

>>213471293
I never understood why drug dealers do what they do until a woman I had just met offered to fuck me for coke (which I didn’t have.)

>>213470920
Khan sounds horrible. Dale, I can get used to, but Khan I can't listen to.

In fact, his voice no longer matches his mannerisms and temper. If they were gonna change his voice, they should have at least have him act mellow.

>>213470920
the only one that is decent is the new joseph

>>213456101 (OP)
>tfw your gf has a higher body count than your grandpa

>>213465606
>>213465576
She got pumped and dumped by chad, then claimed rape after she realized he didn't want to be with her.

Would you send the following, days after you were supposedly raped, to the guy you claimed raped you? "I feel like it's time for another Emma + chad chill sesh"

>>213472490
>I FUCKED FIDDY MEN

>>213472547
it's over..

>>213472522
Yeah it was bullshit. The president of the college or whatever refused to acknowledge her when she received her diploma. That’s how obviously fake her case was.

>>213472547
>Connie fucks some mystery meat mutt
>"so are you Mexican or Guatemalan?"
>"I'm Honduran"
>"Is that in Mexico or Guatemala?"

>>213469887
It is absolutely homosexual behavior.

>>213469887
Absolutely disgustingly gay behavior. Enjoy your place in the fires of hell.

>>213472696
>>213472745
Samefag and also get up on my level

>>213472522
It was an immature, selfish and ill thought out stunt. Instead of taking responsibility for even having sex in the first place her first and only real line of defense was pointing her finger at the man, Blaming others as opposed to just giving her shame to God, repenting and moving on with her life. No, she wanted to make a spectacle because she wanted attention. Broken hearts make people do STUPID stuff. This is especially why you're not supposed to tack on sex on top of it. It literally changes a woman's brain chemistry. Especially when you cum inside of them. She knows the risks. She knows the social stigma. And she potentially gambled pregnancy on a night of intimacy with someone who never saw her for more. Same rules apply for the opposite. Once sex is in the equation it's a thin line between love and hate.

>>213456101 (OP)
She's always been a flip-flopping (get it?) skank. You could be understanding why shes so indecisive when she's a little girl, who the fuck wants to lock-down with fat white lump? she had ambitions but she's always been a puppeteering cunt toying with Bobby's heart. She's a sociopath and always has been.

>>213472998
>She's a sociopath and always has been.
Der frau ewige.

>>213461028
>>213461096
My ex looks JUST like her. Had to break it off though because she was dumb, dishonest, and because I want white kids. Wish I didn't spend so long thinking I loved her.

>>213461426
He calls her that after she kisses Joseph and her excuse was
>he was just so sad…. And tall…

>>213473222
Trips.
You could have pursued a policy of bleaching with your children and grandchildren. She probably would have been into it if you explicitly told her you want to breed out her brown-ness.

>>213466058
ywnbaw

>>213473327
>haha race mixing is actually le based
t. Skyler Smith-Jimenez-Gonzales-Garcia

>>213473506
Great. Youll never be a man

>>213472547
at the same time?

>>213473622
>replies in less than 5 minutes
your opinion is of 0 value and should be ignored, like most women

>>213456154
Jenny was more sympathetic. She was sexually abused by her dad, and had absolutely nothing going on in her life. Connie is making all the same mistakes as Jenny, but she had a great father and has all the opportunities in the world.

>>213456850
bobby should tell her father what she just said, i cant imagine khan taking it well
glad i dodged this trash

>>213456889
Bro, if your wife ever so much as suggests the idea, she has already cheated and will continue to do so.

>>213456889
>not ex wife after that kind of statement
You're destined for cucktitude.

Dale's voice.

>>213460338
I’ve been here since 2008. Meanwhile someone told you on reddit that this is the ”asshole of internet” and as a complete loser you made the mistake of thinking this place was full of other losers. Early 4channers were chads. Losers cannot create anything new.

>>213460445
anon, if you're married you let them cheat and document it so they get jackshit on divorce depending on state or country

>>213456889
Personally I’d rather just watch her fuck another guy. Polyamory is too complicated

>>213456154
Fun fact: Every SEAsian I've ever known, male and female, has been the biggest, most degenerate slut ever. Laotian, Thai, Pinoy, even the non-Muslin Malay.

>>213474562
>non-Muslim
Anon...Muslims are the biggest sluts on the planet. They're very good at hiding it though because being exposed could mean the literal death of them.

>>213464280
My first girlfriend didn't even ask, she just assumed we were in an open relationship by default, despite meeting parents, saying i love you etc Only learned about it a couple months in when she said she'd like to become exclusive...

>>213474599
Welp, there you go. I wonder if it has something to do with the US testing biochemical warfare in the area or something. I don't even have any personal opinions on it, it's just a very consistent observation.

>>213456850
Connie should still be flat. There were so many flat jokes in the OG series that it would have been funny.

>>213474629
It's not really exclusive to SEAsia. It's the same in pretty much any third world country. South America, Africa (if you don't mind AIDS), etc.

pic related was cuck beta male the movie, Mike Judge is capable and willing to make such stories, but even i feel he won't go down that road for Bobby Hill, Connie is already giving up major loser vibes

>>213474562
Agree except for Thai. Trad af

>>213474562
you kinda want them to be like that tho right?

Her parents divorced the second she went off to college, which means they had been wanting to be divorced for years before that. And they made her be complicit in them lying about it.

She's doing OK for coming from such a fucked up place.

>>213456155
Just did and I completely agree. Almost as if I wrote it.

>>213456101 (OP)
I knew KTH was going to be bad but goddamn this and South Park is just pathetic

>>213456101 (OP)
Isnt that the case for all second generation immigrants?
They either become degenerate leftists or terrorists

>>213456101 (OP)
what the fuck, lol?

>>213456243
>50 dicks is totally different from 70 dicks and doesn't make her a slut, chud!
Why are you like this?

>>213456889
>and I told her fine,

>>213474741
I always wondered what Mike judge tried to say with this movie. Office space and idiocracy had clear messages but this one I can't figure out what it is.

>>213459770
>Garland, 2000
>53.29% white
>25.58% hispanic
>Garland, 2020
>27.31% white
>42.66% hispanic

As an actual long term resident of Texas, this is completely accurate.

>>213461392
Go rewatch the scene, she clearly was doing the whole "men and women should be able to do the same thing and not be treated different shit" in order to save face, Khan was obviously using the polyshit to sleep around and Connie put up with it because she wanted to make her parents happy by being with him. Connie is not a whore.

>>213474785
Literally known for whores and sluts... you wut m8?

>>213476604
>Connie put up with it because she wanted to make her parents happy by being with him

You're forgetting the episode where his dad bullied Khan and called him a banana so that he could be sent to die in Loas before he realised he wasn't beholden to that bullshit from back home. They've retconned a major development for his character too.

>>213456210
Technically speaking She didn't bang an entire fraternity she has the option to

>>213456264
This

>writers show how retarded and negative open relationships are
>/tv/ too stupid to grasp this
>Typical autistic freak outs begin

>>213456850
Mike Judge women's stupidity
Fucking based.

>>213456715
Funniest thing about Matress girl is she is right wing now

>>213465345
With a 4 inch dicked 350lb slob. The insanity had levels

>>213456101 (OP)
Here’s one of the new writers

>>213477691
>Velma
>nosering
>Juneteenth
...

>>213476778
what happens if you just posh them out of the way?

>>213465418
>Genuinely hope Bobby gets some prime nip puss
The end of Bobby Gets Grilled teases that hes going places with his fruity weeb boudine. He's going to find someone but not before at least one episode where he has to go through finding out most women like him because he's a minor celebrity or because hes an owner/chef or whatever reason theyll give. My money is on a latina thats a "one of the guys" strong woman trope that looks almost exactly like connie

>>213474562
Asians are all like that. Chinks gooks and zips are whores too. Its a defining feature of most Asian cultures

>>213477691
Lemme guess, she was responsible for episode 9

i dont consider this liberal crap canon anyway

>>213465368
>>213465348
>>213461879
>>213464453
here it is husband material

>>213474607
>My first girlfriend didn't even ask, she just assumed we were in an open relationship by default
lol at the absolute state of the west.

>>213478215
I don't want to hate women, but women make it difficult not to

>>213479263
Alot of them are very lovely but the way they can look at the world is just something else

Why the fuck did they do poor Kahn so dirty?

>>213478215
Maybe I'm too forgiving but I would just see it as a dumb little joke. Unless he already knew she was that kind of woman, which case what did you expect?

>>213468243
well yeah, how do you think the Romans lived? they were in committed relationships and then they'd go dick around with youthful adolescents

>>213456154
>season 2
lol
lmao

>>213461137
>very likely that registered voting Whites are near 48/52 Blue-Red now
In no universe.

>>213479792
It's already practically made

>>213461879
That's not what she meant

>>213472875
>social stigma
>t. christcuck from bumfuck texas

>>213476364
>idiocracy had clear message
it was literally a joke premise made while watching jerry springer

>>213479722
>Maybe I'm too forgiving but I would just see it as a dumb little joke
you are stupid as shit

>>213477652
no fucking way lol

>>213456101 (OP)
What's her name again? Something like ramalamadingdong?

>>213479722
i wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't crave my penis, that's why i only fuck dudes

>>213477652
Right wingers support execution for rapists so I get why.

>>213479376
>Alot of them are very lovely
lol

>>213477691
This is fucked up because I'm black and i want hank to stay how he was, but i noticed is about him slowly becoming more degenerate (accepting peggy's lying, not trusting your instincts as a man, etc.) One thing I love about king of the hill is how relatable it was but the more black feminism touches it the less relatable it becomes to me, ironically.

>>213456715
A MAGA chad fucked her and now shes alt right

Im not even making that lol google it

>>213480782
Kahn Shoot-n-Noose-n-Phone
once gifted daughter best violinist of all Texas
now filled by fifteen boy and pined by the sexless

I dumped my girlfriend and kicked her out after years of resenting her. I only kept her around because she was willing to pay most of the bills so I could just keep investing the money I made. She found a rebound pretty quick but then cheated on him with me a few months later. I told the guy about it and he forgave her. They have a kid together now.

>>213467757
>you're getting old
For all intents and purposes it was the finale. Everything afterwards was a reboot, which the creators were too lazy to do an actual reset.

>>213481099
Divorced in his 50's with a whore slut daughter and sleeping in his garage. Kahn definitely deserved this. So satisfying.

>>213481078
lmao

>>213481104
Nobody cares asshole.

>>213472547
In a row!?

>>213481385
thanks for reading anyways

>>213481456
I hate you

>>213479722
I can almost understand that she thought that was a compliment
To women, being a hookup or fwb is bad
getting pumped and dumped is basically getting friendzoned for women
she was still dumb for saying it though

>>213481652
She meant “I wouldn’t see you as just a hookup but also as boyfriend material.” It’s pretty obvious. Guys are just obscenely insecure

>>213473750
>you replied me too fast and overwhelmed me!
>so youre discarded!
>woman!

>>213456889
>I told her fine
lmao cuck

>>213471401
>until a woman I had just met offered to fuck me for coke
I’ve been saying it for years, if you’re really hard up for puss and turning into an incel, you literally just need an 8ball of good coke and you’ll be chad in no time

>>213481652
>>213481746
Why can't a woman say "I'd fuck you as a hookup then marry you" and mean it?

>thought people were joking about the open relationship
>its real
what the fuck? are they retarded?

>>213482257
Connie is exactly the kind of pseudointellectual that would buy into that retarded shit. combine that with daddy issues and you're wet n wild

>>213482293
reminder that she's Kahn and Minh's daughter, and no matter what, you turn into one of your parents, whether you like it or not, that includes being gullible

>>213456296
Underrated post. The new episodes are so anti-woke they've gone full circle to Jewish. "Look! Be stupid and drink beer! College is stupid! Do anything your boss says no matter what! Work endlessly! Real man!" Same with Jerry Jones and the NFL. "Worship retards who run fast! Real men!"

>tl-dr
Question anything that tells you to turn off your brain

>>213459770
>He's essentially a Democrat's view on how their ideal Republican should be.
That's literally been the entire show. Judge only makes controlled opposition shows.

>>213482293
She wasn't a pseud though she was just type A with overbearing parents. Girls I know like her never bought into that shit it'd be the Peggy types who were in college

>>213481046
Stupid black women are like a virus that infects reasonable people and you can't explain to them they're infected

Cool black women are cool though

>>213482497
it's crazy how strong the dicotomy is, i've never met a black woman i'm neutral toward

>>213482536
Cool black girls live up north. CT, NY, NJ, etc. They own nice cameras (and know about them), ride fixies (and know about them), style their hair naturally or just straightened, and play Playstation. They speak normal English and have logical opinions.

Southern black girls are slavery-brainwashed idiots.

>>213482688
>Live in rural GA
>Black girls are 90% loud hamplanets
>8% are strung out on meth or crack
>2% are ultra degen fujos that got into art specifically to draw for the wealthiest of furries (i assume some of the hamplanets are too but Ive never talked to them)

>>213456101 (OP)
seethe, incels lmao

the remake looks like hot dogshit but i wanted to watch the manosphere episode for teh lulz and i cant fucking believe they slipped in a hyperrealistic panic attack
when peggy's eyes rolled into the back of her head and she started snorting really loudly and frothing at the mouth it did NOT have to GO SO HARD

>>213456715
>made a 'porno' that reenacted the bedroom rape and it includes a long part of her crying
felt like peak clown world back then, pretty normal now.

>>213456101 (OP)
it's accurate to zoomer women she just needs a few dozen tattoos

>>213484682
The sad part is the Type C is GUARANTEED to have an OnlyFans. And probably not just a teasing OnlyFans, but a "I hire black porncelebs on Twitter to fuck me" OnlyFans.
Also Connie is simultaneously a mid-millennial and a zoomer. Somehow.

>>213456715
What ethnicity is that creature?

>>213472490
kek

>>213484788
Some kind of SEA monkey

>>213482491
Type As with overbearing parents are exactly the kind of girls that buy into that. College is the first time they get any real freedom from their controlling parents and go overboard. Peggy is a midwit who gets married to her long term bf.

>>213484788
>>213485025
Chinese or Japanese

>>213482810
>>>2% are ultra degen fujos that got into art specifically to draw for the wealthiest of furries (i assume some of the hamplanets are too but Ive never talked to them)
jesus christ almighty give them to me

>>213456850
She couldn't resist the BWC lacrosse team members

>>213456155
I don't get it.

>>213456633
She looks way too much like Disney Pocahontas with that necklace. It is distracting.

>>213465418
His grandpapi would be rolling in his grave

>>213485545
Cotton had yellow fever

>>213456889
The zoomies really tore your ass up

>>213456101 (OP)
Bobby will enter long-term relationship with her but ultimately it won't work out (thank God)