Thread 213456626

>>213456626 (OP)
Ugly

>"Come to bed"
>No sex, just snuggle

Fuck off.

>>213456726
I just jerk off next to her

>>213456726
more like sneedle

>>213456726
>there are men who have a marriages like this

>>213456626 (OP)
booba

>>213456626 (OP)
jfc I'm so horny and lonely ahhhh

>>213456626 (OP)
>Frasier fan
>heterosexual
kek

>>213456626 (OP)
I'd never watch such a degenerate show. Anyone that has should be killed. Anyone that advertises it should be killed. Sage.

>>213456626 (OP)
when did wifejak become this hot?

>>213457286
I became a fan because of my gay brother

>>213457286
retard
>>213457298
schizo retard

Bitch! I'm watching Cheers. Fuck outta here

>>213456626 (OP)
She monke

I wish my wife would do that
It’s hard enough to ask for sex and she always complains I took too long to finish

>>213457398
How's your foreplay game?

>>213456626 (OP)
I can't relate to this I've never even held a females hand that wasn't my grandma's

>>213457398
Eat her ass

>>213457398
Maybe the one consolation is that because of her lower libido, she's less likely to have an affair with someone else. Or maybe it's because she's already having an affait with someone else.

>>213456726

just wait till the morning dummy

>>213457398
...ask?
what the fuck, man?

>>213456626 (OP)

>thank you for dressing up like Daphne for me. can you do the accent too?

>>213456626 (OP)
>People pretending to "get" Frasier to feel smart

>>213457437
Ask her to stay of the pill for a month. That shit can kill libido and makes some women just paranoid.

>>213456626 (OP)
She looks like she'd blow me while watching it.

>tfw low libido because god is a bit of prankster, a joker
>tfw gf wants to fuck all the time
This is some abstract kind of hell

>>213457425
Take antiparasitics.

>>213458217
In the Congo or wherever you're from do they have worms slithering out your ass?

>>213457398
>ask for sex
Bro just cuddle up with her. My wife always says when I tell her you said you weren't in the mood that how can you push a massive boner against me how can you expect me not do anything with it

>tfw smol pp because god is a bit of prankster, a joker
>tfw can't get a gf bc i'm afraid
This is some abstract kind of hell

>Single people are suffering due to lack of intimacy
>People in relationships are suffering after the honeymoon phase is over and the mundane everyday life kicks in.

God has a wicked sense of humor.

>>213456626 (OP)
Love Island finishes and she turns off the T.V and gets into bed. Talks to you about how she needs more in the relationship..

>>213458406
Could have been worse. I am a manlet so generally women never get to even see how small my penis is since they are generally repulsed by me
It is what it is. In another century I would have been among the ones dying in a war and be cut from the genetic pool as the failure I am. Nowadays you just keep on trucking until you just don't have it in you anymore and just tap out from existing

>>213456626 (OP)
No one interrupts my Frasier time!

>>213456726
I'd love to just snuggle but my gf is immediately on my cock. Sex is just too much hassle most of the time

>>213458406
>>213458524
everyone feels that way about their insecurities these days. you'll grow... sorry, you'll get over... sorry, it'll stop bothering you when you find confidence in who you are.

if no one is looking at you imagining youre a fuck machine you can only impress them from there. don't let it run your life

>>213458667
>it'll stop bothering you when you find confidence in who you are
I guess. In a way I already am experiencing that, but mostly because I simply try less and less and am becoming more and more numb to it all. It is just extremely disheartening whenever I decide to try and hope for something more than just being contempt with me existing and getting rejected without fail. I simply dread the day when I will come to the realisation that there simply isn't anything left in me to give

I wonder if the up tight pompous English like this show?

>>213457398
Bro's really out there drying his own wife up

This is my life. You guys fucking wish.

>>213458524
if women are seeing your penis then they've already decided to fuck you. actually generally women will decide whether or not they're going to fuck you meetup (maybe not the first date but still).

if u are really that concerned about your dick size get one of those extender things you put it in for a few hours a day

>>213456841
heh, I get it

>>213456626 (OP)
Sure thing babe!
>We make out passionately, i let her tittyfuck me and suck my cock, then i fuck her in missionary to completion before lovingly spooning and falling asleep, our fingers intertwined

Nobody gets between me and Frasier, wench

>>213458478
We would still live in caves chewing on rocks if it was in our nature to be content with wat we have. We always need more and ignore wat we already have...

A good way to deal with this is to remind youself often that you have been very fortunate and some other people would kill to be in your shoes: I recommend the incel threads on /r9k/ or google street view of india :)

>>213459023
>... Then when she is asleep I sneak away to watch more Frasier

>>213458406
Only megawhores and gay guys care about dick size. If girls can use their tiny fingers to get off you'll be fine

>>213456726

>"Come to bed"
>"btw I had tacos for dinner again so I might be gassy hehe"

Goddamnit