Thread 213458508

The correct Tarantino rank

>>213458508 (OP)
Why do you hate black people, chud?

>>213458508 (OP)
Inglourious Basterds is his peak. Every scene is memorable in some way. The only other movie that can rival it is Pulp Fiction.

>>213458521
he has hateful 8 in b rank which literally has a scene where a white dude sucks sam jacksons bbc

>>213458571
Inglourious Basterds is probably his most fun film, but it lacks the depth and character study of Jackie Brown and OUATIH. Pulp Fiction starts out pretty good, but Mia scenes and the entire Gold Watch segment bring it down a lot. By the time The Wolf showed up I was hoping it to end already.

>>213458508 (OP)
>Death Proof above Kill Bill
>Reservoir Dogs below literally anything else

>>213459041
Reservoir Dogs is his coolest film, I'd love to put it on A but the script flaws are too much and too silly to ignore. Kill Bill is complete marketing dogshit, at least Death Proof is one of his few non pretentious films.

>>213458508 (OP)
Hateful 8 is unwatchable

>>213458508 (OP)
>the least popular film is actually the best guys!

>>213458694
I find Pulp Fiction is the least rewatchable. I like to give that one like a year or two before I rewatch it.

>>213459933
pulp fiction is infetterrent.

>>213459910
Death Proof is less popular than Jackie Brown.

>>213458508 (OP)
>Mr Candy's frenology lesson
>Hans Landa drinking Milk
>reservoir dogs
>pulp fiction
>
>
>
>once upon a time in Hollywood
>hateful 8 except the blowjob scene
>
>deathproof
>all the rest of his bullshit

I am ok with this

I AM NOT CRAZY! I know he's a spy. Using his index, middle, and ring fingers. As if a German would ever order beer like that. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that slut of an actress to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This monkeyshine! He's done worse. That accent! Are you telling me that a German could actually sound like that? No! He lied about it! He *questioned* a Gestapo officer. And I played 'Who Am I?' with him. And I shouldn't have. I sat down with him for a drink. What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never changed. Ever since I met him 9 minutes ago, couldn't keep his hands off the scotch! But not our captain! Couldn't be our precious captain! Drinking the tavern blind. And he gets to wear an SS uniform? What a sick joke. I should have arrested him when I had the chance. And you, you have to stop him! You—

>>213458508 (OP)
I wouldn't know, I've never watched a single movie of his.

>>213460228
kek

>>213458508 (OP)
>not having Pulp and Inglorious in A tier.

Fucking LMAO. Get the absolute fuck outta here. This list is comical.

>>213458508 (OP)
>Jackie Brown
>A
Get a load of this contrarian.

Inglorious Bastards is A tier for sure, also Django is C tier at worst

>>213458508 (OP)
I have so many issues with this list….

>>213460331
>>213458508 (OP)
OUATIH is overrated

>>213460424
It was hard to decide where to put it since I hated the ending fight sequence. But I really enjoyed the rest of the film so I gave it a pass.

my humble list.

>>213460424
Let's be real, it's Margot's soles that make it score higher

>>213458508 (OP)
Rewatches made The Hateful Eight my favorite movie. Everything on A is infinitely rewatchable. I don't hate Django Unchained and Inglorious Basterds, but I hate the faggotry of people who masturbate to the themes. I'd rather not watch them because I'd rather not discuss them with politics-obsessed lunatics.
Kill Bill is absolute trash.

>>213460474
Sir. Let's not forget the spawn of Andie MacDowell.

>>213458508 (OP)
Do it right OP

>>213458508 (OP)
Sorry wrong image, here it is

Jackie Brown sucks, I'm tired of le blaxploitation meme, fuck niggers
FUCK NIGGERS

>>213462551
>racism outside of >>>/lgbt/

>>213461628
Of course not, I love her and her smelly soles fogging up Pitt's windshield

Do people really not like kill bill? It's one of my favorite movies

>>213458508 (OP)
pulp fiction > jackie brown > kill bill > once upon a time in hollywood > kill bill 2

rest are shit

>>213458508 (OP)
Nah nigga shit the fuck up with your leo glazing ya fucking faggots. Once upon was a C at best.

>>213462848
Maybe you have shit taste anon

>>213461628
>>213462818
Greatest missed opportunity in cinema history?

>>213458508 (OP)
I can't take this seriously. You're just baiting. Why are you baiting?

>>213462926
You mean a 3h smelly foot worship session between Margaret, Margot and Sydney, with a short intermission of Di Caprio dancing like a retard for a 60s tv show and Brad Pitt punching Bruce Lee? Yeah, that would've been the definitive KINO. Like, "Hollywood should just shut down after that" tier

>>213458508 (OP)
Death proof fucking sucks, his 90s shit is his best.

>>213463061
Death proof has some sneaky foot sniffing kino. Too bad it was a brown, not so attractive girl. Still a solid 7/10. Now imagine if that was filmed with this trio >>213463046... HNNNNNG!

>>213463096
I like feet but I'm not trying to get randy when I'm watching a film.

>>213458571
the only good thing about inglorious basters is Waltz's scenes. please don't pretend otherwise

>>213458508 (OP)
terrible ranking, Django is one of Tarantinos best

>>213463198
It depends on the film desu
>>213463267
That's why my tier list is the only acceptable one >>213460086. It takes account of every variable, sexy feet included

pulp fiction is the most overrated movie of all time. holy fucking shit that movie sucks
it goes to show this board is filled with unkino faggots who nothing about good cinema
>b-but everyone thinks i-it's good?
kill yourself

>>213463313
Well, what don't you like about it?

>>213458508 (OP)
They're all F tier except Jackie Brown which is C tier.

>>213460331
This is objectively a better tier list than OP.

>>213463329
for one the diner scene with travolta and thurman is like 10 minutes long with dialogue that doesn't progress the story. plus it has male rape, like wtf i don't need to see another man getting his bussy clapped

>>213463313
I agree. It's by far his weakest 90s film.
>>213463329
No plot or message, messy narrative for the sake of it, trying to be iconic without any depth whatsoever, Mia and Butch being some of the worst characters QT ever made, and The Gold Watch segment being just edgy boring shit.

>>213463431
>pleb opinions
>0 critiques
Nice take. Into the trash it goes

>>213458508 (OP)
WRONG

>>213463421
>>213463431
I feel like y'all don't like it because it's from an era you don't understand. I would be correct to assume your both zoomers?

>>213463467
You could remove the entire Mia and Vincent segment out of the movie, literally nothing of importance would change. Sure the poster would feel off, but it already feels by showing a filler character as a key part of the story.

>>213463506
You're admiting that it's pure nostalgia factor on your part and that it hasn't aged well. I can't imagine how it must be during rewatches, at least Reservoir Dogs does get better after the first watch.

>>213463533
I mean, I can understand getting Lynched by a Lynch film, but Tarantino???

>>213463574
Nobody ever proves me wrong about most of Pulp Fiction being filler, and the ones who will would say some shit like "muh that's the point, the film is uncohesive", have you watched his fucking previous movie?

>>213463566
It's not necessarily nostalgia. It's just that younger people don't understand what it was like back then. Like if you were alive in the 90s or watched it back then, you just get it. It's like how Harvey Keitel's character drives an NSX. That car was considered uber cool when the film came out. Whereas to a zoomer, it's just some 90s sports car.

>>213463653
I found the car and the aesthetic cool overall. It hasn't aged well unlike Reservoir Dogs which remains badass or Jackie Brown which is now more loved by new viewers.

>>213458508 (OP)
>a - once upon a time in hollywood
>b - pulp fiction, the h8tful eight, reservoir dogs
>c - kill bill 1
>d - kill bill 2, django
>f - death proof

>>213463694
I can see what your getting at. I grew up in the 90s so all the references seem cool to me but I can imagine someone who didn't grow up back then not being so into it. Reservoir Dogs is more of a timeless story that could be set in any era.

>>213460228
If the Nazi legit believed the accent was because he was from a small mountain town that had a regional accent, why would he not believe that the people in that town might order with other fingers?

>>213458508 (OP)
everything after kill bill sucked

>>213458590
that wasn't true anyway
he said that as an excuse to kill the old man but its funny how it rattled teevees jimmies

>>213463763
Yeah, I don't even think it's a bad movie, just an average one. The whole Bruce Willis thing was shit honestly, but the rest is decent most of the time. Also The Wolf's spanish dub is better than the original acting and script, no joke.

I thought Django was one of his best. Why do people hate it so much? Not bait, genuinely curious

>>213462848
1 is awesome, 2 is kinda shit.
Taken together as one movie it’s merely above average.

A- Jackie Brown
B- Pulp and R Dogs
Slop- the rest

>>213463313
>>213463421
>bussy
Shut the fuck up you zoomer. Kill yourself instead. Literally no one here sucks that movie off, because of how overrated it is. You can lurk more

By the way, I always see zoomers with this poster on their wall and think “have you even seen this movie? This movie full of violence, rape, and depravity? And you have a poster of it on your wall?”

>>213463821
That name of that town where people count like stupid brits would be known in all of germany

>>213458508 (OP)
I like when it's clear that Tarantino was having fun making the movie. I get this impression from OUATIH, Kill Bill, or Reservoir Dogs. To a lesser extent from Inglorious Basterds too.
But The Hateful Eight just seems like it was not fun for him and it kind of shows on screen, I didn't enjoy it much because it seemed like half the people involved didn't either.

Taratino is not some genius moviemaker but he's a guy who fucking loves movies and wants to express his love by making more, and when it's clear that the movie is a fruit of this love, then it's really enjoyable because you can share this love with him. But sometimes it feels like the movie is not a product of love but rather a broken condom. Then it sucks.

>>213464021
*zoomettes, whoops

>>213463821
He never believed him retard but he was waiting for him to out himself

>>213464330
You just know that it was a sniffometer

>>213463821
It's not just one thing. He got a bad vibe from him, and then Hicox's reaction when he confronted him made him certain

>>213458508 (OP)
Sorry to disappoint you, indian man

>>213458508 (OP)
>>213460331
>>213460466
>>213461584
>>213463496
>>213464562
>Kill Bill almost universally rated low
Why is that? I like the movie(s) and they're really fun to watch.

A lot of zoomers and pseuds in this thread it seems
Anyone who grew up during the 80s and/or 90s and sees the drivel hollywood serves us today should have realized how hard it is to make a good action movie that's both entertaining and aesthetically pleasing
Kill Bill is an absolute masterpiece when it comes to this and I'd have really a hard time believing you didn't have a fun time watching it (vol 2 is another beast entirely but it's still pretty good)
You shit on it because you think you're expected to, because you assume that a straightforward revenge flick that doesn't really touch on any serious themes should automatically be disqualified from being put on the same level as arthouse films or something
I think that's completely wrong and that this line of thinking is the reason why film discussion always sounds pretentious, and listing your favorite movies ends up being a performative act

>>213458508 (OP)
A
>reservoir dogs, jackie brown
B
>pulp fiction, kill bill 1 + 2
C
>OUATIH, django
D
>inglorious basterds

>>213465196
much better than 90% of the plebs itt

>>213458508 (OP)
Pulp fiction is his only good film, the rest have some good scenes and are worth seeing, except for Jackie Brown which is shit.

S
>Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1, Reservoir Dogs, Christoph Waltz's parts in Inglorious Basterds
A
>Kill Bill 2, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
B
>the rest of Inglorious Basterds
C
>Django, Death Proof
D
>The Hateful Eight

>>213464562
>>213465427
Comparing Pulp Fiction to Reservoir Dogs is some pleb behaviour. It's literally the watered down and mainstream version of its predecessor.
>>213465072
>muh Kill Bill masterpiece because pretty colours!
Anyone who has seen a bit of anime or japanese cinema will agree that it's hot garbage without any content at all.

>>213465734
Pulp Fiction is objectively his weakest 90s film by far.

>>213465784
how very contrarian of you

>>213465804
Least rewatchable and most dated one at the same time out of the three, prove me wrong.

Here's mine.

I think it's time for a Tarantono foot scenes tier list desu

>>213459111
>Kill Bill is complete marketing dogshit
Your face is marketing dogshit

>>213461584
Your ass is trash

>>213458508 (OP)
hollywood was shit

>>213465427
>these are the plebeian zoomoids and fagllennials who vomit their opinions all over /tv/ and who you argue with

>>213466607
I'm not sure what people see in it apart from the "vibe" or that maybe it's "comfy" and a period piece. The characters aren't interesting, like his other 21st century films -- the dialogue isn't interesting like it could be in his 90s films, the story isn't interesting, etc. Only thing I can see that makes it likable is the period aspect, and maybe a couple funny parts. At least it didn't devolve into cartoon violence like Django etc., but I don't understand the fondness for this film.

>>213458508 (OP)
>>213458571
>>213458694
How much of a retarded faggot you gotta be to like basterds? It's capeshit tier nonsense

>>213458508 (OP)
You are right to rank Kill Bill so low (maybe a little harsh but definitely they deserve no higher than C) but you've put Basterds and OUATIH way too high both should be bumped down to B. You are clearly trolling with Django which even with its plodding middle deserves A. Absolutely correct about Jackie Brown, easily his best

>>213458571
Basterds is barely a cohesive movie it's more like a series of vignettes. I feel he had all these seperate ideas for scenes bumping around in his notes or something and made this plot to string them together

>>213459284
Grow up
>>213460466
Putting Jackie that low and Basterds that high should get you the death penalty

>>213458508 (OP)
S: Jackie Brown | The Hateful 8
A: Django Unchained | Reservoir Dogs | Pulp Fiction
B: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
C: Death Proof
D: Kill Bill | Inglorious Basterds

>>213458508 (OP)
wrong

>>213458508 (OP)

Why do people rate Inglorious Basterds so low?

I don't think people appreciate how fucking beautifully colored the film is, and how fucking good the set design is. Legitimately one of the most nice films to look at in terms of visuals. Definitely the most pretty out of Tarantino's films.

>>213469656
mostly because of politics
it's a jew revenge porn and a glorification of nazism (yeah, not mutually exclusive)

otherwise it's filmed ok, and well casted

>>213458508 (OP)
Didn't care for Inglorious Bastards.

>>213469768

The movie lambasts jew revenge porn. It serves to show that the Nazis in the cinema cheering on Frederick Zoller's comical killing of allied soldiers are no different than the audience (jews) cheering on the murder of the Nazi commander who refused to give up his men. Aldo and his men are literally the villain of the film.

>>213468424
>Basterds is barely a cohesive movie it's more like a series of vignettes.
Good comment. It's also roughly just a Western dressed up in WWII clothing, which is interesting for a few scenes.

>>213469954
i don't think many would agree with you. for example quentin tarantino who lauded hans landa as his greatest creation ever, while cheered by exalted audience in tel aviv, while he was receiving his israel citizenship

>>213468891
also a good ranking

there should be a rank below F tier for the Hateful 8

>>213470076

Ok but Hans Landa WAS the best character he's ever made? What does that have to do with anything? Sure, he kisses kike feet I'm sure, but I personally dont find Basterds to be a movie solely produced so that Harvey Weinstein and the other hollyjews could jack off to seeing le filthy nazis be slaughtered. It's a far more complex and interesting movie than that.

>>213469954
>The movie lambasts jew revenge porn.
it really doesn't. The movie IS Jew revenge porn. Tarantino just went so far and over the top with it that the revenge porn veers into ironic parody at times

>>213470253
it isn't, it's full on nazi propaganda. all greatest characters are nazi, from the war hero, 3 finger ss detector, brave commander to capeshit hans landa. it's /pol/ topic why jews do that

>>213463061
>>213463096
Death proof is car movie made by man that does not understand speed and cars. It was horrible.
Should have watched Mad Max 1 ten times in a row before filming that.

>>213458508 (OP)
Why do Americans love Jackie Brown so much? Some ugly negress and Robert De Niro.
I thought the black worship thing was just a meme.

>>213470416
the fuck does Jackie Brown have to do with "black worship"? Pretty much every black character in that movie aside from her is a low life piece of shit

>>213470416
It's very well written and paced, with good cast
It's also unpretentious, which is refreshing for Tarantino

>>213470342

See you get it. You really think Tarantino didn't know that the scene where Eli Roth or whatever dumps a whole mag into Hitler's face wasn't satire? It parodies nazi revenge porn. You're supposed to laugh.

>>213470345
The duality of man.

>>213470517
>You really think Tarantino didn't know that the scene where Eli Roth or whatever dumps a whole mag into Hitler's face wasn't satire?
he just wanted a scene where Hitler gets shot a gorillion times

>>213470253
>Ok but Hans Landa WAS the best character he's ever made?
kek
>It's a far more complex and interesting movie than that.
lol

>>213470416
Doesn't have anything to do with blackness. Simply switch out the black actors with white ones, still an excellent film.

>>213470388
Retard, it's a movie about feet made by a man obsessed with feet. Cars don't have anything to do with it

>>213462551
Jackie Brown being your favourite Tarantino joint is pretty much the default Reddit opinion now

>>213471835
That would be Inglourious Basterds or Pulp Fiction, but nice try, reddit.

>>213464772
>Kill Bill almost universally rated low
>Why is that? I like the movie(s) and they're really fun to watch.
in my case i see kill bill not as two separate, but one really long movie. it makes no sense to watch first and not second one the next day or immediately after (and it makes even less sense to just watch the second). when rated separately, id say that first is slightly better package even though second one imo has more interesting scenes. the problem with vol2 is bad pacing, filler, the ending is anticlimactic, especially by kill bill standards, and it is just not as polished as it should be

when you put it all together, you get a movie that is about 4 hours long and while it starts strong, everything gets progressively worse as it goes on (with occasional good moments) and the ending is unsatisfying. kill bill, once upon a time and deathproof are only tarantino movies that i never rewatched. at least i enjoyed kill bill when i saw it, even if it didnt leave the kind of impression that would make me want to watch it again. i was miserable the whole time i watched unce upon a time and deathproof. thats why i ranked it higher

>>213458508 (OP)
>40 years in business
>only 9 movies
This guy is a fraud

>>213471991
Yeah. Kill Bill was a lot of fun to see in the theater as a young person, but watching it later on a TV at home probably isn't great.

>>213458508 (OP)
Close enough.

My top 3 are definitely reservoir dogs, once upon a time, and Jackie Brown

Inglorious bastards and pulp fiction are obviously iconic kino, i could understand someone calling either his best, but for me personally theyre 2nd tier

Death proof and kill bill are tier 3. I don't really rewatch them.

Man I never want to watch hateful 8 or Django again. These movies suffer from unchecked nigger derangement syndrome, they give me second-hand embarrassment when I watch them. Tarantino needs to avoid black characters and topics. Hope his next one avoids these pitfalls.

Idgaf if contrarians like Jackie Brown. It has everything I like about Tarantino movies and none of what I don't like. It's grounded and cool. Reservoir Dogs is such a passion project though I think it's perfect.

>>213458508 (OP)
I have no interest in toe-sucking zionists.