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Anonymous No.213459957 >>213459974 >>213459975 >>213460000 >>213460125 >>213460169 >>213460487 >>213460680 >>213460821 >>213460904 >>213461033 >>213461473
A single male could afford this in addition to supporting a stay at home wife, two kids, a baby, a cat and dog and a drinking habit in the 90s with no college degree.
Anonymous No.213459974 >>213459991 >>213460571 >>213460623
>>213459957 (OP)
That house wouldn't pass inspection nowadays though.
Anonymous No.213459975
>>213459957 (OP)
but that's infetterrent.
Anonymous No.213459991 >>213460153 >>213461061
>>213459974
why? because it was infetterrent?
Anonymous No.213459998 >>213460062
To be fair you need the proper funds to afford a luxurious lifestyle.
Anonymous No.213460000 >>213460027
>>213459957 (OP)
In a flyover town

You can still do that
Anonymous No.213460027 >>213460101
>>213460000
Not really. The mortgage will be cheaper but the wife, 3 kids and pets that will do you in. You don't realise how much they cost until you see your bank statements.
Anonymous No.213460062
>>213459998
You're not wrong. Not that I'd expect you to be.
Anonymous No.213460101
>>213460027
Yeah no shit, my dog ate a bunch of shit that wasn't food and I had to take his dumb ass to the vet, 2 hours later I was out 1800 bucks.
Anonymous No.213460104
Do I remember wrong or isn't Homer's position a relatively cushy job he's really not qualified for
Anonymous No.213460125
>>213459957 (OP)
Why do they have two living rooms?
Anonymous No.213460153
>>213459991
Yes
Anonymous No.213460169
>>213459957 (OP)
Homer's dad paid for most of the house and they were constantly In money troubles.
Anonymous No.213460189
all these posts are by one retrobate loser possibly a single genuine person who doesn't know how pathetic, gross, and shitty your autistic life must be
if you had dedicated a sliver of the time you take to post incomprehensible nonsense trying to achieve sneed status you might be successful and living on your own
instead you leach off your caregiver who without a doubt hates your very being
Anonymous No.213460249 >>213460287 >>213460300
Was the nursery??? next to the kitchen ever actually shown
Anonymous No.213460287 >>213460300
>>213460249
That's a toilet
Anonymous No.213460300 >>213460667
>>213460249
>>213460287
Kill yourself
bubbles, rope, tall building
noone is buying it
you'll never amount to anything
Anonymous No.213460487 >>213460497 >>213460532
>>213459957 (OP)
wasn't that second tv room in only one episode? why did they heem it?
Anonymous No.213460497 >>213460667
>>213460487
noone believes you
noone will ever care about you
find a way to end it all
Anonymous No.213460532 >>213460543
>>213460487
No I think they had a second tv
Anonymous No.213460543 >>213460667
>>213460532
kill yourself
Anonymous No.213460571 >>213460604 >>213460623
>>213459974
>inspection
What inspection?
Anonymous No.213460604 >>213460667
>>213460571
I would give your family a lucrative amount of money if I was sure it meant you would terminate your existence
what does that say about you?
Anonymous No.213460623 >>213460631
>>213459974
>>213460571
Yeah there's no "inspection" it's not a food lab or things like that.
Anonymous No.213460631 >>213460667
>>213460623
I'm talking in the thousands
don't you owe your mother that much?
Anonymous No.213460661 >>213460671
Homer was a ludicrous overachiever though. He was working way above his skill level in a job he was incompetent at and underqualified for. Frank Grimes mentioned this in the show before he went crazy and killed himself.
Anonymous No.213460667 >>213460812
>>213460604
>>213460631
>>213460543
>>213460497
>>213460300
Based
Anonymous No.213460671
>>213460661
does she cry herself to sleep at night?
Anonymous No.213460680 >>213460725
>>213459957 (OP)
Carl had the same job and didn't have any of that shit lmao where did all that guys money go?
Anonymous No.213460684 >>213460699 >>213460725 >>213461353 >>213461594
Why does every sinpsons and family guy thread immediately devolve into retardation and then a dude spamming about a mispelled icecream company
Anonymous No.213460699 >>213460745
>>213460684
Anonymous No.213460725 >>213460809
>>213460680
>>213460684
one of you is real and the other is the spammer, I suggest your only posts in his threads are a constant chant for him to commit suicide
to the spammer again I ask is it worth it? The ire you get from every person you interact with? Does your mother try her best to not seem exhausted any time you leave your bedroom?
Anonymous No.213460745 >>213460780 >>213460816 >>213460819
>>213460699
Anonymous No.213460780
>>213460745
I doubt you have a license but another option might be connecting a hose to your mother's car into the driver's seat window, as long as you have a garage
Anonymous No.213460793 >>213460806
Band
Anonymous No.213460806
>>213460793
you are an attention seeker so the best bet might actually be slashing in the bathtub
Anonymous No.213460809 >>213460840 >>213460860
>>213460725
im real asshole
i want to know what the fuck goes on here on this board and why some dumbfuck spams every thread as if he was raped by a cartoon show character
its absolutely schizo tier shit
none of the shit even makes sense
i need to start filtering this garbage
Anonymous No.213460812 >>213460826
>>213460667
Faggot.
Anonymous No.213460816
>>213460745
Sneed
Anonymous No.213460819
>>213460745
Anonymous No.213460821
>>213459957 (OP)
Anonymous No.213460826
>>213460812
Sneed
Anonymous No.213460827 >>213460841
what the fuck is happening in this thread
Anonymous No.213460840 >>213460888 >>213460907
>>213460809
I suggest following the advice of the former of my post
it's all one subhuman making the OPs, the family guy threads have no traction so he tries to associate it with any cartoon(the pinnacle of media for a man child) even though it is unfounded and makes no sense
it's one braindead individual leaching off his mother desperately seeking validation
Anonymous No.213460841 >>213460896
>>213460827
Anonymous No.213460860
>>213460809
sneed
Anonymous No.213460862 >>213460878 >>213460896 >>213460905
I talked to barzini, he says all skitzos must leave this thread immediately. This is an official sanctioned 4chan order, not cooperating will result in you becoming a janny at half salary for a minimum of 12 months.
Anonymous No.213460878 >>213460896
>>213460862
rockin'
Anonymous No.213460888 >>213460928
>>213460840
yea in just gonna filter i guess
im imagining some retard maniacally laughing to himself everytime he posts this gibberish
probably was in a bad car accident or something a few years ago
Anonymous No.213460896
>>213460841
>>213460862
>>213460878
Mommy's pill cabinet
Anonymous No.213460904
>>213459957 (OP)
tbf the running joke was that he was way too underqualified for the job he was doing (nuclear safety inspector), they even have gags about it, episodes where he has to get education etc.
Anonymous No.213460905
>>213460862
Anonymous No.213460907 >>213460928
>>213460840
*dumbfounded
Sorry guys.
Anonymous No.213460928 >>213460954
>>213460888
>>213460907
your other relatives dont even look you in the eye
get a large cinder block or counterweight and fins a large body of water
Anonymous No.213460954 >>213460961 >>213460974
>>213460928
You're drunk in the morning. Pathetic. Off to your job at the "offie". Life will get better.

Cram it, offie!
Anonymous No.213460961 >>213460993
>>213460954
OMG IT'S HIM!
Anonymous No.213460974 >>213460993
>>213460954
Suicide by cop is another interesting end for an attention seeking lowlife like yourself, call ahead and say you are thinking of harming others, they definitely have a profile on you and won't hesitate to shoot
Anonymous No.213460991 >>213461025
Why are these threads always trainwrecks?
Anonymous No.213460993 >>213461036
>>213460961
You're not wrong.
>>213460974
How many minutes of your life have you wasted?
Anonymous No.213461025 >>213461037
>>213460991
It’s a brazilian thing
Anonymous No.213461033
>>213459957 (OP)
>basement entrance is next to the garage
I distinctly remember it being through the doorway under the main hall stairs
Anonymous No.213461036
>>213460993
a miniscule amount compared to you
this has been under an hour for myself, if you had taken a quarter of the effort you use here you could of moved out of your mom's and done something with your life
a bit cinematic, but find a nearby train schedule and prepare to jump in front accordingly
Anonymous No.213461037 >>213461051
>>213461025
Rofl. Let's rock this british batemN
Anonymous No.213461051 >>213461210
>>213461037
A large plastic bag over the face and an elastic around the neck
Anonymous No.213461061 >>213461105
>>213459991
Yes. The wiring was laid in a completely non-cromulent manner, which would have eventually led to widespread electrical infetterence. But the problem is deeper than that. The entire foundation was laid wrong. They didn’t use metal stucco lathe. They didn’t even use carbon fibre stucco lathe!
Anonymous No.213461105 >>213461200
>>213461061
it's just us and possibly two other posters
id suggest incoming traffic but your life isn't worth inconveniencing non faulting innocents
Anonymous No.213461200 >>213461250
>>213461105
So you’re absolutely bereft of any useful suggestions for me specifically? Fine. Do not speak to me again until you have something to say.
Anonymous No.213461210 >>213461250
>>213461051
You're a fucking cunt.
Anonymous No.213461250 >>213461258 >>213461468
>>213461200
>>213461210
nitrous dioxide and a gasmask
probably around 30$
Anonymous No.213461258 >>213461277
>>213461250
You keep bumping this thread
Anonymous No.213461271
Anonymous No.213461277
>>213461258
I'll gladly eat a 3 day if you eat a bullet
Anonymous No.213461298 >>213461306 >>213461384 >>213461457
Baskin Roberts
Anonymous No.213461306 >>213461325
>>213461298
most people who glance at any of these threads feel cathartic that there is a call for you to commit irreversible self harm
Anonymous No.213461325 >>213461338
>>213461306
dude wtf why do U care what he does ..dosent seem worth the time
Anonymous No.213461336
Anonymous No.213461338
>>213461325
run into an active airstrip
Anonymous No.213461353 >>213461366
>>213460684
lots of threads are immediately devolving into retardation these last few months
Anonymous No.213461366 >>213461376
>>213461353
tinfoil shoes and a utensil into a power outlet
Anonymous No.213461376 >>213461400
>>213461366
Idiot
Anonymous No.213461384 >>213461400
>>213461298
rofl
Anonymous No.213461400 >>213461411
>>213461376
>>213461384
nailgun to the temple
Anonymous No.213461411 >>213461442
>>213461400
poptart to the dimple
Anonymous No.213461442 >>213461476
>>213461411
this was but a moment in my existence
but it is your entire life. Make a list of everything I suggested and seriously consider which would work best for you
Anonymous No.213461457
>>213461298
The ice cream company?
You mean Robbins instead of Roberts right?
Anonymous No.213461468
>>213461250
The only thing I feel like spending money on is a big bag of fertiliser as a gift for you. So you can eat shit.
Anonymous No.213461473 >>213461501
>>213459957 (OP)
Didn't grandpa buy the house for them?
Anonymous No.213461476
>>213461442
you and the baskinlad go back and forth every single day.
Anonymous No.213461501
>>213461473
Maybe but what about ned? Same situation basically
Anonymous No.213461570
Baskin Roberts
Anonymous No.213461594 >>213461689
>>213460684
Who do you think is making the threads? It's like asking why every webm thread just so happens to have a certain person show up within 2 minutes of original post to start dumping from his waifu folder.
Anonymous No.213461669
Anonymous No.213461689 >>213461769
>>213461594
I don't agree and every time I reply you just call me him so fuck off, any sort of validity you had is destroyed. You're too defensive.
Anonymous No.213461769
>>213461689
he was talking to me