Thread 213459957

A single male could afford this in addition to supporting a stay at home wife, two kids, a baby, a cat and dog and a drinking habit in the 90s with no college degree.

>>213459957 (OP)
That house wouldn't pass inspection nowadays though.

>>213459957 (OP)
but that's infetterrent.

>>213459974
why? because it was infetterrent?

To be fair you need the proper funds to afford a luxurious lifestyle.

>>213459957 (OP)
In a flyover town

You can still do that

>>213460000
Not really. The mortgage will be cheaper but the wife, 3 kids and pets that will do you in. You don't realise how much they cost until you see your bank statements.

>>213459998
You're not wrong. Not that I'd expect you to be.

>>213460027
Yeah no shit, my dog ate a bunch of shit that wasn't food and I had to take his dumb ass to the vet, 2 hours later I was out 1800 bucks.

Do I remember wrong or isn't Homer's position a relatively cushy job he's really not qualified for

>>213459957 (OP)
Why do they have two living rooms?

>>213459991
Yes

>>213459957 (OP)
Homer's dad paid for most of the house and they were constantly In money troubles.

all these posts are by one retrobate loser possibly a single genuine person who doesn't know how pathetic, gross, and shitty your autistic life must be
if you had dedicated a sliver of the time you take to post incomprehensible nonsense trying to achieve sneed status you might be successful and living on your own
instead you leach off your caregiver who without a doubt hates your very being

Was the nursery??? next to the kitchen ever actually shown

>>213460249
That's a toilet

>>213460249
>>213460287
Kill yourself
bubbles, rope, tall building
noone is buying it
you'll never amount to anything

>>213459957 (OP)
wasn't that second tv room in only one episode? why did they heem it?

>>213460487
noone believes you
noone will ever care about you
find a way to end it all

>>213460487
No I think they had a second tv

>>213460532
kill yourself

>>213459974
>inspection
What inspection?

>>213460571
I would give your family a lucrative amount of money if I was sure it meant you would terminate your existence
what does that say about you?

>>213459974
>>213460571
Yeah there's no "inspection" it's not a food lab or things like that.

>>213460623
I'm talking in the thousands
don't you owe your mother that much?

Homer was a ludicrous overachiever though. He was working way above his skill level in a job he was incompetent at and underqualified for. Frank Grimes mentioned this in the show before he went crazy and killed himself.

>>213460604
>>213460631
>>213460543
>>213460497
>>213460300
Based

>>213460661
does she cry herself to sleep at night?

>>213459957 (OP)
Carl had the same job and didn't have any of that shit lmao where did all that guys money go?

Why does every sinpsons and family guy thread immediately devolve into retardation and then a dude spamming about a mispelled icecream company

>>213460680
>>213460684
one of you is real and the other is the spammer, I suggest your only posts in his threads are a constant chant for him to commit suicide
to the spammer again I ask is it worth it? The ire you get from every person you interact with? Does your mother try her best to not seem exhausted any time you leave your bedroom?

>>213460745
I doubt you have a license but another option might be connecting a hose to your mother's car into the driver's seat window, as long as you have a garage

Band

>>213460793
you are an attention seeker so the best bet might actually be slashing in the bathtub

>>213460725
im real asshole
i want to know what the fuck goes on here on this board and why some dumbfuck spams every thread as if he was raped by a cartoon show character
its absolutely schizo tier shit
none of the shit even makes sense
i need to start filtering this garbage

>>213460667
Faggot.

>>213460745
Sneed

>>213460812
Sneed

what the fuck is happening in this thread

>>213460809
I suggest following the advice of the former of my post
it's all one subhuman making the OPs, the family guy threads have no traction so he tries to associate it with any cartoon(the pinnacle of media for a man child) even though it is unfounded and makes no sense
it's one braindead individual leaching off his mother desperately seeking validation

>>213460809
sneed

I talked to barzini, he says all skitzos must leave this thread immediately. This is an official sanctioned 4chan order, not cooperating will result in you becoming a janny at half salary for a minimum of 12 months.

>>213460862
rockin'

>>213460840
yea in just gonna filter i guess
im imagining some retard maniacally laughing to himself everytime he posts this gibberish
probably was in a bad car accident or something a few years ago

>>213460841
>>213460862
>>213460878
Mommy's pill cabinet

>>213459957 (OP)
tbf the running joke was that he was way too underqualified for the job he was doing (nuclear safety inspector), they even have gags about it, episodes where he has to get education etc.

>>213460840
*dumbfounded
Sorry guys.

>>213460888
>>213460907
your other relatives dont even look you in the eye
get a large cinder block or counterweight and fins a large body of water

>>213460928
You're drunk in the morning. Pathetic. Off to your job at the "offie". Life will get better.

Cram it, offie!

>>213460954
OMG IT'S HIM!

>>213460954
Suicide by cop is another interesting end for an attention seeking lowlife like yourself, call ahead and say you are thinking of harming others, they definitely have a profile on you and won't hesitate to shoot

Why are these threads always trainwrecks?

>>213460961
You're not wrong.
>>213460974
How many minutes of your life have you wasted?

>>213460991
It’s a brazilian thing

>>213459957 (OP)
>basement entrance is next to the garage
I distinctly remember it being through the doorway under the main hall stairs

>>213460993
a miniscule amount compared to you
this has been under an hour for myself, if you had taken a quarter of the effort you use here you could of moved out of your mom's and done something with your life
a bit cinematic, but find a nearby train schedule and prepare to jump in front accordingly

>>213461025
Rofl. Let's rock this british batemN

>>213461037
A large plastic bag over the face and an elastic around the neck

>>213459991
Yes. The wiring was laid in a completely non-cromulent manner, which would have eventually led to widespread electrical infetterence. But the problem is deeper than that. The entire foundation was laid wrong. They didn’t use metal stucco lathe. They didn’t even use carbon fibre stucco lathe!

>>213461061
it's just us and possibly two other posters
id suggest incoming traffic but your life isn't worth inconveniencing non faulting innocents

>>213461105
So you’re absolutely bereft of any useful suggestions for me specifically? Fine. Do not speak to me again until you have something to say.

>>213461051
You're a fucking cunt.

>>213461200
>>213461210
nitrous dioxide and a gasmask
probably around 30$

>>213461250
You keep bumping this thread

>>213461258
I'll gladly eat a 3 day if you eat a bullet

Baskin Roberts

>>213461298
most people who glance at any of these threads feel cathartic that there is a call for you to commit irreversible self harm

>>213461306
dude wtf why do U care what he does ..dosent seem worth the time

>>213461325
run into an active airstrip

>>213460684
lots of threads are immediately devolving into retardation these last few months

>>213461353
tinfoil shoes and a utensil into a power outlet

>>213461366
Idiot

>>213461298
rofl

>>213461376
>>213461384
nailgun to the temple

>>213461400
poptart to the dimple

>>213461411
this was but a moment in my existence
but it is your entire life. Make a list of everything I suggested and seriously consider which would work best for you

>>213461298
The ice cream company?
You mean Robbins instead of Roberts right?

>>213461250
The only thing I feel like spending money on is a big bag of fertiliser as a gift for you. So you can eat shit.

>>213459957 (OP)
Didn't grandpa buy the house for them?

>>213461442
you and the baskinlad go back and forth every single day.

>>213461473
Maybe but what about ned? Same situation basically

Baskin Roberts

>>213460684
Who do you think is making the threads? It's like asking why every webm thread just so happens to have a certain person show up within 2 minutes of original post to start dumping from his waifu folder.

>>213461594
I don't agree and every time I reply you just call me him so fuck off, any sort of validity you had is destroyed. You're too defensive.

>>213461689
he was talking to me