>I want my Tinder match to have no tattoos, no history of drug use, have fewer than 5 sex partners, no children and an inner monologue. Age 28-35

>>213461547 (OP)
If they were half normal they wouldn't be on the apps they would just go outside.

>>213461547 (OP)
Good luck.

>>213461547 (OP)
*fewer than 1

>>213461547 (OP)

>>213461547 (OP)
My gf fits all of those criteria, except she's 22 instead of 28:)

>>213461646
Tell her to swipe right on my profile then

>>213461547 (OP)
Even the most basic, nicest looking girls have at least one flower tattoo just to fit in these days.

>>213461547 (OP)
Anon is literally a choosing beggar lmao. You should be happy with whatever you can get incel

>>213461824
Why?

Not being able to date quality women is literally a skill issue. Go to a bar, go downtown, go to the gym, go to literally any in-person activity and talk to people. Its literally that simple.

>>213461547 (OP)
Women don't need an inner monologue and also you should be putting that range to 24-35 but otherwise agree, this is what I want.

>>213461929
Because the girls he wants are the girls that have choices and they ain't choosing your ass lmao

>>213461824
If you got a job and decent hygiene you are already superior to 95% of women you can find on tinder, they choosing beggars are the thots.

>>213461633
lefty meme tier edit.

>>213461971
>a child is a ball of flesh that eats money
Maybe being a helpless disgusting cynic is whats ruining incels lives

>>213461949
>quality women hang out at bars looking for guys or at gyms doing bullshit workouts for male attention
Kek

>>213462029
Absolute brainrot. Go try. In fact most women arent like the perma online /pol/cels caricatures at all. Theyre utter normies. Just like you are in fact a massive normie. They have strengths and weaknesses, interests and shit they dont care about. Really, go talk to one. Its crazy but they are in fact humans

>>213462099
I don’t think you get it, a ”normie” woman is not a quality woman.
I shouldn’t have to explain this to you.

>>213462126
You arent explaining anything. You are in fact shitposting on a site that makes you miserable and assuming you couldnt ever get one of the millions of perfectly nice and lovable women put there. Its fine bruv, keep being miserable.

>>213462126
You sound like the type of person who would do the whole world a favor by offing yourself

>>213462148
If your only criteria for a woman is for them to be ”nice and loveable” then you’re right there are millions out there.
Any self respecting man has higher standards than that though.

>>213462186
So whats your standards buddy and why are you a great catch?

>>213462152
Imagine sticking up for whores this hard on an anonymous imageboard.

>>213462223
>thinking women look for positive qualities in a man
Incel detected

>>213462230
Imagine being such a miserable husk of a person you try your hardest to drag anonymous users with an interest in television and film down to your pathetic level.
>>213462230
Presuming you're the same anon, answer the question: what are your standards and why are you such a great catch bud?

>>213461965
How does that affect society?

>>213462297
I’m family is rich and my standards are don’t be fat and don’t be a whore.

>>213461547 (OP)
Okay, I see that you're 5'10 and only own a two bedroom house. Best I can do is an amateur prostitute who can't let go of her bartending job 'for some reason' while your children go to bed hungry.

>>213461998
You will never be a woman, flesh hole tranny.

>>213462099
>In fact most women arent like the perma online /pol/cels caricatures at all
THIS ANON IS SO RIGHT
they're even worse
>>213462148
>>213462152
>SAMEFAGGING
OH NO NO NO HEHEHEH

>>213462364
elliot rodger-core
Funny how you simultaneously criticize women for being shallow, while living the reality of being rejected for having the most shallow trait there is: wealth.
If you had a personality, or moreover, stopped basing your entire worldview on what a bunch of bitter anonymous teenagers spew on anonymous imageboards all day long, you'd increase your chances tenfold.
>>213462341
How does you spending the majority of your time here arguing with strangers about which capeshit tier film to watch next affect society? Do you have any idea how small a fraction single people use tinder?

>tfw 5'6' and bald
Its over.

>>213462466
>Do you have any idea how small a fraction single people use tinder?
Nta but, a lot? At least if we controp for younger cohorts

>>213462364
Do you have friends? A social circle you hang out with?

>>213461547 (OP)
>And sees a red apple in her mind

>>213462500
Not really, even when it comes to online dating people use Instagram to hook up these days.

>>213461547 (OP)

> Tinder
>I come to a whorehouse and complain that I find no virgins

>>213462466
>having wealth means you’re shallow
You fell for every 90s and 00s TV trope, how does it feel pushing 40, tranny?
Also where did I say I had trouble hooking up with women?

>>213461949
>go to a bar
All of them are huddled in groups like birds and screech in alarm if you approach.
>go downtown
All of them are minorities.
>go to the gym
All of them are men.
>go to literally any in-person activity
All of them are retired.

I've liked and matched 2 women on Tinder and went on multiple dates with both of them. I've swiped left on about 700-800 women, mainly because they're clones of each other and like shit like wine and travelling.

>>213462680
Why the fuck do they all like to travel!?

>>213462735
Hypergamy and branch swinging, it’s genetic, same reason they all want to move to a big city even if they have a partner.

>>213462735
Instagram

>>213462735
Because the NPC meme is real. I have a friend in Singapore and he let me scroll through his Tinder when I was there. It was hundreds and hundreds of women with the exact same profil, same photo. Interests are food, travel, wine. Even more bizarre is when you do one level down research; they all travel to the same places and go to the same “instagram friendly” tourist spot to the the same picture take from the same angle.

It’s like looking straight into the Matrix.

>>213462735
Its expensive.

>>213461547 (OP)
You're really pushing your luck there, pal.

>>213462735
>>213462863
Yeah I think this is just signaling that they want a man to pay for their vacations. A man who has enough money to do it, at least.

>>213462859
wow its almost like women are completely retarded and social media is feminime in design. The only reason guys use it was to be in proximity to women. If you use Instagram your a simp. If you use facebook, your a simp, if you use linkedin youra ultra faggot.

Tinder IS social media. All dating apps are social media apps for girls. This shits only purpose is for girls to validate how they are feeling by swiping through a list of hungry pigs who 100000% swiped right on her. She swipes left until she sees a guy she would definitely have no chance with and thats when she swipes right, and what do you know? This guy was hungry when he saw her picture. Best part? He will DM her to get ghosted.

>>213461547 (OP)
>you are violating chud procreation ban, repeated offense will be reported to local law enforcement

>>213462548
Can i get a starting strength for insta hookups?
I always seem to find myself just scrolling jessica buttner and monica grande

>>213461998
Offspring are nothing else than that in this whirl. Its all slavery and hypnotism

>>213462991
yeah its called you missed the fucking buss like every other hungry faggot male out there. You didnt meet her in college or highschool, you're not gonna meet her after. Give the fuck up, and focus on your own life. You want a family? Fuck off you have a family already. Pussy is the stupidest thing you could ever chase. Women dont want to have sex, they just want to give that aura off. Why the fuck do you think onlyfans and tiktok hoeing is so popular? They dont have to have sex, they dont have to have a boyfriend. Women are entirely content living solo and should you.

If you need sex that badly just go buy a hooker because there are more out there than ever in the history of the USA

>>213463076
I've come to realize this. I fucked up my whole life. At least I'm comfortable financially and can afford to drink myself to death.

>>213463076
I was wanting advice from the one who says its easy not the cope and rope poster

The girl I've messaged and talked with the most was one from work. Then just one day she decided that I'm not worth it.

>>213462598
>why are you such a great catch bud?
>my familiy is rich
YOU'RE the one that named it as your single good attribute retard, I never said that
>Also where did I say I had trouble hooking up with women?
What else could possibly be the point of this retarded argument?

>>213462735
>programmed to like the same NPC tourist destinations
>signals that they're looking for a man who has money
>think it makes them unique and special because "I just love discovering new places!" when it's the same as all the other women

>>213463136
let me know the results in 6 months. Im sure youll have secured a high quality girlfriend once you get the good advice. Thats all it will take, a good strategy.

>>213463136
In my experience, there is no 'easy' solution. 'Just be yourself bro' is a meme, but it starts from somewhere; it's all about confidence, and that takes time to build up, but once you feel truly at peace with yourself, and you express that joy, it rubs off on other people -- and people like that, especially women. THEN comes instagram, and how you express yourself there.

Otherwise, just get a few good photos of yourself and like stories.

>>213463238
Thanks!

Sometimes I wish there were women here to try and defend all this shit because I think it would be fascinating but this isn't reddit thank god

>>213463076
>You didnt meet her in college or highschool, you're not gonna meet her after. Give the fuck up
50% of LTR started in a work setting. You can meet someone anytime any place.
>Women are entirely content living solo
Fucking kek so wrong
>Women dont want to have sex
You're short and or ugly. Women love sex. It's a hidden world you will never see. Don't be giving advice you are not qualified.

>>213462679
>All of them are huddled in groups like birds and screech in alarm if you approach.
Don't be ugly
>All of them are minorities.
Beggars can't be choosers
>All of them are men.
I got my first gf at the gym and the cardio bunnies are there for free use
>All of them are retired.
Bored and horny is the best combination

>>213462991
First of all dont use tinder, download bumble. Now delete that shit too and genuinely talk to women irl. I met my wife whilst dancing

>>213462735
Girls like to have fun and don't find the notion of rotting in their cave to be very appealing

>>213462735
Because travelling is fun

>>213461547 (OP)
>have fewer than 5 sex partners
Why don't you marry your toilet instead? Have probably had fewer dicks and jizz in it.

>>213463269
I showed my gf she said 'what is he a millionaire?' She is kinda shallow but if you want the things in OP you better have a lot to offer. My gf fit all those categories (maybe not the inner monologue) when I met her at 27 at church.

>>213463323
Whilst is my favorite word

Ive fucked over 50 women and then married a virgin. Just do what I did

>>213462735
It's like therapy: it's a waste of money, it accomplishes nothing, they can say they did something productive to their friends/followers, and a lot of one night stands.

>>213463326
>>213463343
Women like to take pictures and post on social media for "fun" Traveling is just the means to do so and show off to other people. It's all for attention when it comes to women.

>>213463355
I'm not religious but I'm at a point in my life where I want to meet a girl at church

>>213463376
Uhhh if you got a lot of one night stands out of therapy you had a VERY interesting experience

The only reason why I like women is because I want someone to share things with and hug and hold hands. They're really expensive though and often they don't like me.

>>213463346
If you actually lived in the real world instead of try to Elliot Rodgermaxxing you’d realise that 5 sexual partners in 15-20 years isn’t that much. You can’t fault a person for previous long term relationships, just don’t be a fucking whore. That’s all.

>>213463326
wow you really owned us all here what a powerful post that left us all shaking, will we ever recover from it ? might as well close the board at this point

>>213463405
No, anon. My wife and lots of her female friends genuinely like going places and seeing things and experiencing different stuff

>>213461547 (OP)
Shit man just take the $10 million

>>213462735
Daddy issues.
You have to get your brain into a lot of thinkgs for traveling.
>accomodations
>bookings
>where do we leave the bags
>where do we go, part of the city/place that's best
>where do we go, eat variant
>what do we do, places/activties
>how do we move around
>money for different payments
>when do we get back
You have to do and think in all that
>enjoy travelling
What she wants to do

>>213462376
That's why I wear Hokas. I'm 6'1" in these bad boys. Women haven't caught on yet

>>213461547 (OP)
>fewer than 5 sex partners
Current or past?

>>213463281
niggah im none of those things you described. Just cause you dont mind fucking slags and mid sluts doesn't mean the rest of us do. I can sit here and talk myself up but that wont convince you. Girls do not give a fuck about having sex. They care about how they are perceived and if having sex with you (you) increases there social status among their girls group.
>Jessica fucks hot dudes omg she must be the most desirable one in our group, I should listen to her.
I live with two girls, and Iv fucked both of them separately. YOU are gonna burn yourself out with the lack of never getting the girlfriend you always wanted. Why dont you have her right now anon?
Still grinding away I see

>>213463521
Just be the hot dude they fuck then

>>213463408
It's ok man go and have a look and be as honest as you can. Religion might not be as bad as you think and that's where the good girls r at.

>>213463439
Don't bother it's lore here that women only do anything for sexual reasons you won't educate these chimps.

>>213463492
They know. They're wearing $15 worth of makeup chicken fillet bra stuffers and heels.

>>213463538
if thats what you care about sure, but lets not pretend you dont have an end game

>>213463519
lmao

>>213463521
>drunk ramblings
Women enjoy sex and seek it out. The rest of your post is bitter incel cope.

>>213461732
why do they all have thigh tattoos now? is this just a more socially acceptable version of cutting scars?

>ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING FOR A WOMAN WHO THINKS FOR HERSELF AND ISN'T SOME SOCIAL CHAMELEON THAT NEEDS NEEDS NEEDS TO BE APART OF EVERY FAD! YOU MONSTER!

>>213461547 (OP)
>an inner monologue.
wait... what?

>>213463623
I mean they dont care about it in the same way men do.
>incel cope
At least use more insults you fucking faggot

>>213463323
>genuinely talk to women irl
Bet.
Now where?

>>213463680
some retarded shit brain dead drooling nigger normies say. They think some people are capable of not having an inner monogluge, and because they have one, they are a smart and more special.

Reality check, you would be a drooling brain dead down syndrom rag doll if you didnt possess the ability to inner monolouge. There is not a single human on earth who cant do this.
Its the same thing for " DUDE I CANT PICTURE AN APPLE"
Yes they can, if you are claiming to have no recall ability you would never be able to even speak.

>>213461547 (OP)
>"That is literally impossible! It's more likely Bruce Wayne is Batman than the chance we will ever find a woman that fits those details!"

>>213461547 (OP)
>and an inner monologue.
best I can do a femoid sex replicant

>>213461646
anon your girlfriend can't fit into XXL sweatpants

>>213463343
It would be fun if the woman didnt expect me to pay for the transportation cost and then pay for all the stuff we buy at the place we go to because "we have to have things to remember this experience by!"

That's why women love to travel....she is expecting the guy to pay for most of it.

>>213461633
it's like early-elder care: take of this used up old rag hag till she dies of old age

>>213461547 (OP)
>Time to die you cis white man

>>213461971
This feels like post-WW2 outcome with the widows & orphans except I don't feel an ounce as bad.
I feel bad for all the men that got screwed just in WW2.

>>213461949
>Go to a bar, go downtown, go to the gym
Why would a quality woman be in any of those places?

>>213461547 (OP)
You have filtered 99 percent of women out

>>213463917
You're fucked in the head stop posting you retard

>>213462099
>Theyre utter normies
Yeah, so anyway about the quality women? Where are those?

>>213461949
the onus always falls on men to initiate and "just talk to people", are you really simply doomed to be celibate and alone for the rest of your life is you simply just coast by quietly and passively through life? do I have to be an extroverted dancing monkey if I don't want to die alone?

>tfw "go outside" pretty often, malls, libraries, gyms etc but I never talk to anyone

>>213462735
They hate their lives. Why else would they want to escape it so much?

>>213461646
>22 year old
>5 sex partners
I'm sorry.

>>213461547 (OP)

>>213462735
Clout.

It is a sign they have money to burn and didn't do "nothing" during their free time. My little sister was like this in highschool. Summer vacation would start and she would start bitching at Mom and Dad when we will go on a fancy trip so she can tell all of her friends when she gets back to school. We had money issues and she would throw an absolute fit when we couldn't afford to take her to Greece. I remember she cried once because she felt "humiliated" telling her friends she didn't travel anywhere when they were sharing stories about the expensive vacations they took during break.

>>213464052
>>tfw "go outside" pretty often, malls, libraries, gyms etc but I never talk to anyone
This. It's useless advice from people who aren't out there. If you're lonely and you go outside, you'll be lonely outside. You must partake in the fake performance and vapid materialism that is American society in the 2020s. You can be successful through many different avenues, but being yourself and doing things you like won't ever be one of them.
You know where the women I might like all are? They're rotting inside all the time.

>>213463711
Gym, Bar, uni/work, Café, Museum, whatever, wherever. I just talk to them and they actually like talking most of the time

>>213461547 (OP)
Try 32 MAX unless you want a kid with deformities.

Women with op's description exist, obviously, and at a proportion greater than 1% of all women. The problem is not that they don't exist, it's that they're already taken. The man they're with is better than you in just about every way. It all makes sense and there's no hidden agenda. You would not settle for a 3/10 when an 8/10 was just as available. We're alone because we have basically nothing attractive about us.

>>213464218
This is exactly the problem. All the things that I like doing are done inside, and all the women who I would be interested in are probably inside as well. Watching movies, reading, etc.

Where do I meet women who share my solitary hobbies?

>>213461949
>"Just talk to people"
How often do you initiate conversation with random strangers that goes on for more than 10 seconds? How often do you see others do the same? How many people do you know who legitimately struck up a relationship through happenstance at a public park or a gym, and not because they met each other through work/school/friends? Whenever I go out anywhere, I'm there to do something specific and leave, and I think almost everyone else is the same
I'll accept that I need to try harder, but I'll never accept normie-tier advice that they've never had to actually put into practice in their fucking life, that's just insulting

>>213464387
Correct about women. Incorrect about 'us' all sorts of people use this board.

>>213461547 (OP)
>I want you to want me like you want him

>>213464446
I know bluepilled normies mean well and are just trying to help, but they're incredibly naive and their advice is useless.

They say "just go outside and talk people dude", like if i strike up a conversation with the cashier at trader joe's, i'll instantly get a gf

>>213464439
>Where do I meet women who share my solitary hobbies?
I'm getting ready to say uncle and just make dating app profiles and seeing where that goes. Problem is I'm still fatter than I want to be (and have been in the last couple years) and have body image issues.
That's my Hail Mary for now, because whenever I go out to anything vaguely social like a local arcade, I just end up hating the flashes and noise and want to be home. This is why "just go to X" is retarded. If I actually enjoyed doing that and being there, I'd be going there for its own sake. I went to my local theater last night because it had a one-time showing of When Harry Met Sally and I was the only person in there. If I get with a girl from a bar, then great, I have a girl who likes going to bars. There's no scenario where that leads to a life that I can enjoy day-to-day.

>>213464736
>where that goes
Nowhere. I just did the same thing.

>>213464052
>are you really simply doomed to be celibate and alone for the rest of your life is you simply just coast by quietly and passively through life?
Yes. Unless you start to alter your life, change your habits and interests, in order to become appealing to women, you will die alone
And even if you achieve that that will be a full time job. You will never be checked in, you will never be told someone is thinking of you, you will never get unprompted compliments. That stuff is for them and only them. As a man you are expected to just give give and give. Until there is nothing left

>>213464912
I got complimented today unprompted. This is not manlet's anonymous. Luckily the kids you raise will be taller (for reasons unknown to you).

>>213465023
>This is not manlet's anonymous
Well shit I knew I shoulda taken the left at Albuquerque
>kids
Fat chance

>>213462679
Honest piece of advice:
just get good at smiling at women when you make momentary eye contact. You can't build first contact with a stranger on nothing. Their reaction times aren't always quick enough to smile back but sometimes they do

>>213466113
I’m scared I’m not good looking enough.

>>213463076
>You didn't meet her in high school
>High school
>implying I would date a woman whose age is within 4 years of my own
lmaoing at your life

>>213461547 (OP)
>inner monologue
This is just people who think really slowly

Im 34 and dated multiple 17, 18, 19 and 20yr olds who only been with like 1 or 2 guys before me

you guys just suck lol

git gut and stop blaming anything other than yourself

>>213462735
Seeing sights, eating new foods, and experiencing the world around you is a good thing to do. Most travel channels i watch are men. I can't believe how boring you all are, no wonder you can't get bitches. I got pussy traveling and even turned down some because I'd rather see new places than waste my time fucking a random chick.

>>213466564
don't know how or why you posted but thanks for making this toilet door graffiti a bit more readable it still smells like shit in here tho

>Inner monologue

>>213466564
>paying 5,000 dollars to go to the beach, get drunk, and eat tacos
I can do that here.

>>213461633
She looks cute honestly.

>>213466720
>She looks cute honestly.

>>213466717
If that's your idea of travel you're doing it wrong

>>213466435
How tall are you? How much money do you have? How mentally ill were those women?

>>213463717
Only 20-40% people have inner monologue

>>213464912
so I basically need to become someone I'm not?

>>213466957
Yes. Are you happy with who you are?

>>213467050
Not him but yes I am. I see how normies go through life, express themselves and I don't want to be like them. That has been me since I was 17. The only thing I feel lacking is a woman and kids.

>>213463996
That's what these retards posting "just go find the love of your life, bro" don't understand. Women vanish after high school and reappear a decade later with a half-dozen tattoos, twelve exes, and five abortions. Who wants that?

>>213467390
Are you at least smart, resourceful, or handy? There has to be something you can offer.

>>213467390
>woman and kids
Sorry, that is for the normies only
>17
Lmao

>>213467485
I'm independent and live comfortably doing every activity I enjoy. I've gone through 6 years of post-HS with zero debt. I have no problem learning new things as needed. My lifestyle is largely oriented towards incorporating the occasional conveniences of our sick technofetishist lifestyles with more natural living. I'm going outside because that's where life is. No one else is out there but retirees. Judging by the info others are putting out all the time, or where my old friends are at in life, I'm doing pretty good, good enough that my only real problem is loneliness. I generally don't find enjoyment in the things most people do. That disparity makes me uncomfortable.

>>213464667
>like if i strike up a conversation with the cashier at trader joe's, i'll instantly get a gf
No one said anything about instant gf you fucking twit. It's about building a foundation of social acuity. You're not gonna build a house in an hour, you lay that shit brick by brick. It takes time and if you don't have the patience you're fucked.

>>213464446
>How often do you initiate conversation with random strangers that goes on for more than 10 seconds?
At the bar or gym, plenty of times. When I moved into my new place, I didn't know anyone. I chatted with some people and eventually they invited me over to drink and play Battlefront on the PS2
>How often do you see others do the same?
I work at a bar and I see people not only cold approach people all the time and chat but I see people get fucking laid all the time
>How many people do you know who legitimately struck up a relationship through happenstance at a public park or a gym, and not because they met each other through work/school/friends?
Three couples in my bar within the last year have started because the girl or guy asked to play pool and needed a partner and they got to chatting afterwards. I met a girl playing darts and she asked me if I wanted to hang out.
>Whenever I go out anywhere, I'm there to do something specific and leave, and I think almost everyone else is the same
Yeah we get guys like you. Thing is; you need to stop and smell the roses. People want to hang out and most people have no one who listens to them. Try listening to them or engaging them.
>I'll accept that I need to try harder, but I'll never accept normie-tier advice that they've never had to actually put into practice in their fucking life, that's just insulting
I have and it worked for me. It got me two jobs and four film projects. And before you warble about how I'm a normie, I spent my childhood and teenaged years in a fucking pathological silence, staring at my shoes. I learned how to look people in the eye and speak to them concisely and listen to their dumb shit until they actually started to open up to me and I made six or so friends who regularly ask me to go to shows or hang out to play games. I've introduced several to D&D or Call of Cthulhu and they love it. One of them is carving me a staff for a Ren Faire costume and wants to help me make a movie.

>>213461998
>single mother detected

>>213467483
>Women vanish after high school and reappear a decade later with a half-dozen tattoos, twelve exes, and five abortions.
A deranged and ugly incel with a foul mindset won't attract a woman worth fighting for. They're invisible to you because you're retarded

>>213464052

You are doomed until the beta revolution. I don't mean it literally but something is going to eventually happen that turns around womens pickiness with tinder

>>213464052
>do I have to be an extroverted dancing monkey if I don't want to die alone?
Life begins at the edge of your comfort zone anon

>>213463457
lel

>>213463076
>Pussy is the stupidest thing you could ever chase.

No. Pussy is the only thing you should chase. Procreating is the meaning of life for every living organism. Let's pretend that 20% of men were afflicted with a curse that they could never have sex, these men wouldnt do anything with their lives.

>>213463018
Every father and mother I have met is far more happy than even the happiest bachelor or bachelorette I've ever met. The sheer scale of joy that a child brings to your life is fucking unbelievable. I know unfuckable spoiled losers can't imagine this because they have zero ability to imagine a world where they aren't a fucking failure but you see it if you take off the despair goggles and see the world as it really is.

>>213468803
>Pussy is the only thing you should chase.
Weak men are the only ones who believe this

>>213464446
>often do you initiate conversation with random strangers that goes on for more than 10 seconds?
Nta but once or twice a day. It's not really that hard. I mostly listen after starting a conversation. It's a bummer that men are expected to initiate if you're shy(i used to be when I was younger).
Normie tier advice is awful because it works but it requires effort and trying and most of you are spiteful little sad sacks that are hiding behind excuses for not putting that effort in.

>>213463683
>I mean
>you fucking faggot
Low self confidence indicators

>>213461547 (OP)
Take out no drug use and allow one tattoo and you're being reasonable

>>213461949
>quality woman
>bar
Stopped reading right there.

>>213468806
Ah yes. Make children so they can witness one day the death of their parents and ultimately experience death themselves. Truly an exalted achievement

>>213461998
Let me guess you’re happy that Roe V Wade was repealed because how all those women calling children parasites? Kys fascist chud, women can call them whatever they want. It’s their body.

>>213463457

>>213461646
Same except mine is 28 and had 0 sex partners before me. And she makes 50k a year wfh

>>213461547 (OP)
>age 28-35
why not just go on seniorsdate or something

>>213461998
Kids are wonderful. IF they're your blood and flesh
If not you can't expect them to ever be yours

>>213461547 (OP)
>I want the sex that women owe me

>>213469417
fr lmao just hit up the nursing home at that point nigga

Is it normal for women to be bad at conversations? They are supposed to mog me in social skills but it's my first time seeing a girl and it's like talking to a brick wall. I have to carry the conversation every time. It's not like I'm rambling about autistic hobbies, I ask questions, probe about her interests, crack jokes, but she gives the most dry dull answers. She also somehow has no fucking hobbies.

>>213468574
Post tits

I always wonder if I would have turned out like this if I never lower my standards and found a cute comfy gf

>>213469534
Sounds like roughly over half of all women. Some are better

>>213462735
Because women are retarded.

>>213469534
I've always found that older women make for better conversation. Young women carry themselves like blank slates, which I optimistically tell myself is a front due to insecurities.

>>213469399
Where do they sell those at?

>>213469587
I legit think it's about being a first mover some times.

I've known some beautiful women end up with redneck bozos simply because they made the move. Sometimes flattery, especially at an early age, makes you feel something back.

>>213461633
I want a gun

>>213469856
Why don't you already have one?

>>213469534
It’s so over you can’t even fathom

>>213461547 (OP)
This is my wife, but we met when we were teenagers and we’re 30 now with a daughter. She had 2 other partners before me. Personally I don’t care about body count. I want her to be freakier and a sex fiend.

>>213469696
A lot of the time it is. Women are encouraged by other women not to stand out so having hobbies and talking about it is discouraged

>>213461547 (OP)
>Age 28-35
>35
you want a down's syndrome kid?

>>213466816
I'm only 6'3" lol

but whatever keep coping

>>213462099
This how you spend your day buddy?

>>213461547 (OP)
>an inner monologue

>>213470599
>having children with someone you met on tinder
wtf

>>213461547 (OP)
>age 28-35

>>213463326
But all women do all day is stare at shadows reflected on the wall of a cave?