Thread 213467087

filming of the Captain Ron remake has been met with significant delays since principal photography began last month, and production may be halted indefinitely, after the star Mackenzie Foy, in a drunken stupor, commandeered the set piece and ran it aground setting everything she came across on fire. Luckily, the island was uninhabited.

>>213467087 (OP)
She’s perfection itself

this is peak female performance

>>213467087 (OP)
Based drunk Foy

>>213467381
This.

>>213467087 (OP)
wonder who will play the boat and captain Ron. both great characters.

>>213467087 (OP)
>film delayed because Foy can stop fucking horses

>>213467087 (OP)
I need to Wife her up

>>213467087 (OP)
Wtf that's murph?

>>213467087 (OP)
>Captain Ron remake
y tho?

>>213468023
Kurt Russell as Captain Ron

The Titan submersible as the boat

>>213467087 (OP)
>>213467944
LOVE FOY
KISS FOY
RAPE FOY

>>213467087 (OP)
imagine coming over her eyes.

Whats her fucking problem???

>>213468579
Not enough rape correction

>>213468579
Are you going to tell her no?

When you think about it, there's decent odds this guy had to watch his daughter get her cherry popped.

>>213467087 (OP)
why are they remaking a perfect movie?

>>213468784
Foygoy’s enjoyment.

>>213467381
Based Foyboys thread.

>>213468438
Kurt was great as captain ron but that boat choice is horrible.

>>213467087 (OP)
>gonna finish your wine, Mackenzie?

>>213468579
Her problem is that her angelic perfection is just too divine for our feeble, weak minds to comprehend.

>>213467087 (OP)
I want a Kenziebot.

>>213469421
Blue Is The Warmest Colour remake.

>>213469604
Maxkenzie is a very naughty girl who loves the sensation of her thighs bouncing up and down on a horse bareback.

>>213468579
Jenna Coleman she has cute beautiful aura while also being completely fuckable.

>>213469806
Horse girls are all crazy

>>213468161
All grown up

>>213470338
ZOOM AND ENHANCE

>>213467381
top 1/3 of face is disproportionately large. lower 1/3 too small

>>213470582
femoid begone neoteny is based and redpilled

>>213470897
It is until you have kids and she gives you twink sons.

>>213470897
I would give my soul to wake up to her beautiful eyes every morning.

>>213470546
FOY BUTTE

made for going down

Stop remaking movies that relied on extremely charismatic performances of certain actors. You can't recapture that magic.

Mackenzie Foy is perfect.

>>213471778
Her tiny tush must be raw after this

>>213471946
It isn't "tiny", anon, it's perfectly formed.

>>213471778
She is angelic divinity personified

>>213471984
It’s tiny in comparison to our big hands. Needs a good smack

>>213471984
small butts are kino

>>213470338
>>213471778
one intuits.

>>213473694
One merely surmises.

>>213473611
I love her with all my heart... This material life is so cruel sometimes.

>>213474020
Go surmise your dads dick in your mouth.

>>213474632
would be so cash to sit on an old tree stump in that field, her sitting on your lap, you planting chaste kisses on her cheek, exulting in the smell of her hair

>>213470379
Women that love horses are always great girlfriends. They have that unconditional love bond with the horse that they bring over to a human relationship with a bf. Its magical and beautiful.

>>213468771
only if it took place in her bedroom and not some guy's pickup truck

>>213468623
she unironically doesnt need it

>>213474851
Sure, but it's mostly gonna be her or his bedroom. And mostly in a context where isolation, intoxication and an age gap will make her consent dubious at best. And he's there, watching.

>>213467087 (OP)
>Captain Ron remake
Exsqueeze me? That's one of my favorite movies. Who's playing Ron? This is worrisome news.

>>213474976
Hes joking kek

>>213474976
They remade Uncle Buck with a black family. Anything is possible

>>213470546
Incredible.

>>213471778
>the bouncing
>that slight squish whenever her foy butt slams back down

>>213473611
I blame the kardashians for convincing an entire generation of women that their body should be 1/3 ass. Cute, fit butte is best.

>>213476694
Lardassians*

Need to see her arsehole...

arsehole status?

>>213477416
Perfect, I’m sure.

>>213477416
impolute

Murphdaddies our status?

>>213477774
Vigilant

>>213467087 (OP)
imagine her tiny pale as a snow strawberry pink inside coinslot pussy stretching and clinging to a BBC of an african tribesman

Good morning Mackenzie.

>>213478513
Good morning Saar.

>>213470379
She looks like a mom

>>213480533
That’s because she is. The mother of all 16 of our children.

>>213478513
>imagine her tiny pale as a snow strawberry pink inside coinslot pussy stretching and clinging to a BBC of an african tribesman