Thread 213467508

Another scorcher

I'll reply tomorrow

You'll reply now.

>>213467521
You'll check these dubs now

[Enya intensifies]

>>213467545
I'll reply now

>>213467521
Give me my fucking (you), you worthless excuse for a man. Why did I ever marry you? My mom was right about you

My neighbor had an AC unit that hangs out the window and got hit by lightning the other day. Their home is destroyed and mine was filled with smoke and soot. We are displaced now and trying to find somewhere to live with our pets has been a real hassle due to all the tourists. Thanks for reading my blog

>>213467654
You can bunk with me for a while if your dog is cool

I need the version of this where she holds up a gun when she says "you'll do it now"

Listen you retarded bitch, it’s the middle of August. If I call Sears for a new A/C now, they will bend me over this table and fuck my ass until I’m speaking in tongues. Open a window, take a cold shower, chew on ice cubes. I don’t give a damn how you stay cool but we aren’t calling Sears until the leaves start changing color.

>>213467508 (OP)
This commercial was feminist

>>213467804
That's why Sears doesn't exist anymore.

>>213467836
It doesn’t exist because you didn’t call now you useless man thing

>>213467508 (OP)
maybe SHE should call the A/C guys instead of being a useless cunt. women like to point out the problem, but they never like to FIX it.

>>213467654
Wtf that's a disaster I didn't realize I should be worried of

>>213467937
Based and red pilled

>>213467937
>let wife call for new AC unit
>you don't actually get a new AC unit because she's still trying to decide which color she likes

>YOU'LL CALL NOW
https://youtu.be/TEy_1dvBFYE

>>213467508 (OP)
>1980s
>buy AC unit
>it doesn't cost thousands
>can easily afford it for your house that you can easily afford on your single-income job at the mall

>>213469030
you can buy window units for 60 dollars on amazon there's no excuse to deal with living in a hot house anymore.

>but muh electric bill

You can install a simple 1kw solar panel and that will easily offset the electricity. i literally turn the hot rays of the sun into cool air in my house for free, shits cash

>>213469030
Yuuup. Crazy how the cost of things keep going up. But the pay we get stays about the same.

>>213467654
Do you live in Brasil

>>213467937
SEARS refused to do business with women, only white males. That's why they failed, CHUD!!!

96 today bros