>we wuz muzicians n shit
Fuck this movie. The blues suck and hip hop just made it worse. If your music is the same 2 chords on repeat, it's bad. They have the nerve to call Elvis a "cultural vampire" when rock n roll was western music stooping down to their level. Ooga booga kill whitey! Have blacks ever created a movie that wasn't about being black?

>>213468053 (OP)
I couldn't watch it. I tried.

>>213468053 (OP)
Better then what cracker music you listen to.. oh wait I forgot the only culture america has is Black culture....

>blacks take white instruments, white songs, white musical theory
>twing and twang this or that instrument a little differently and drastically reduce the sonic complexity of it
>THIS WAS OUR SHIT BABY WE INVENTED THIS SHIT

>>213468053 (OP)
>Fuck this movie
Fuck you, tasteless nigger.

>hip hop just made it worse
What hip hop? There's 2 seconds of contemporary music in it mixed with other noise. And this is your main impression of the movie? Not the hivemind vampire?

>They have the nerve to call Elvis a "cultural vampire"
Nothing to do with the movie.

>Have blacks ever created a movie that wasn't about being black?
Shame comes to mind.

>>213468124
The Downward Spiral is a better put together album than anything a black artist has ever done.

>>213468053 (OP)
>blues
>2 chords
kek excellent bait

>>213468053 (OP)
>Have blacks ever created a movie that wasn't about being black?
No. Literally no. Skin color is all they know and is all the limits of their thinking.

>They have the nerve to call Elvis a "cultural vampire"
Remember that they're the people who want inclusion in white operas, ballets, symphonies, fantasy, sci-fi, and everything or else white people be racist.

>>213468191
>Nothing to do with the movie
It did, the vampires were a metaphor

>>213468053 (OP)
>Irish are le bad
>cunnilingus propaganda
>Hailie Steinfeld being a terrible actress and a whore once again
I don’t get the appeal

>>213468195
lol. listen to tpab.

>>213468249
My point stands.

>>213468208
Blues usually has 3, rap usually has 1, I took the average

>>213468218

Elvis should be regarded as a literal messiah figure to them. He did invent something new, he synthesize white folk music with black folk music and created a genre that would integrate the races together. He then went on to magnanimously give others credit and media coverage while constantly making sure to pay homage to black culture in his music.

AND THEY STILL HATED HIM FOR IT AND CALLED HIM A THIEVING KIKE FOREVER AFTER

the lesson from this: don't trust niggers, don't care about them either, they will eat you alive no matter how good you are to them

>>213468297
He didn’t give credit. He used black music to get rich and was also a mild racist (but he still wasn’t not nearly as racist as people claim he was)

>>213468260
cope
https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/album/all-time/

>>213468152
The modern acoustic guitar was invented by the Spanish, not the whites. The dobro (pictured in OP with a metal resonator plate), was invented by a Slav named John Dopyera. However black slaves trying to produce copies of guitars are credited for producing the banjo. When you analyze it, it's basically a small snare drum with a guitar neck on it, so the mental reach to invent it is pretty low.

>>213468242
>cunnilingus propaganda

>>213468334
>Was not not
Cool.

>>213468355
You are a homosexual.

>>213468195
Cope harder

>>213468349
>>213468417
Not an argument.

>>213468366
>le typo means I win
Elvis was successful solely because of his race. He took black music, recorded/performed it to whites who loved it solely because it wasn’t a black man singing. That’s literally what happened.

>>213468428
holy btfo

>>213468334
>black music
Black music in the 60s was soul and R&B like the Supremes, Chuck Berry, BB King, Fats Domino, and so on. Elvis didn't sound like any of them. The only black guy who rocked in that whole decade was Jimi Hendrix. Even then he basically played blues chords as rammed through a fuzz pedal invented by white-dude Glenn Snoddy.

Fuzz is an early form of distortion in case you're wondering. Black Sabbath did more with it in the 60s than anyone else did, though.

>>213468334

Not a single black person had ever done what Elvis did. Not one. Go ahead and link some fat coon humming and strumming along pretending like it's the same. Music is a constant chain of new development that goes back 1,000's of years you aren't special because someone synthesized a component of yours and blended it with their own to create something new. That's the essence of what music is and what blacks were doing when they were stealing ideas from white southerners. Or did you think they just immediately leapt from bongo drums to jazz and blues?

>>213468618
He covered songs that were written and recorded by black artists and then claimed them as his own. That’s what people mean when they say he “stole” black music (because he literally did.)

My beef with this movie isn't that it celebrates black music, if that was just that I probably would have liked it. My issue is the smug exclusivity, like they're rubbing your nose in it for daring to encroach upon the dark arts with your whiteness. It's revenge porn.

>>213468618

It's kind of like the one drop rule, it's blacks that push it the most because it allows them to simply claim anything they touch no matter the ratios involved

>>213468686
It’s an examination of oppression and our response to it. Vampirism is a metaphor for people who experience oppression and decide to simply parasitize their fellow oppressed people. That’s why they went with the Irish angle. Too bad most whites didn’t get it.

>>213468661
Show me where he took writing credit for songs written by black people. Otherwise he didn't claim them as his own.

>>213468654
>Or did you think they just immediately leapt from bongo drums to jazz and blues?
The thing that annoys me the most is the way they think that wailing all over the place is singing. The lack of ability to sustain a note isn't singing.

>>213468353
Spain is white amigo.

>>213468380
>You are a homosexual for liking women's vaginas
Nick, just come out of the closet already. I'd respect you more if you did.

NEED a time travel romance where you're the one 1920s White boy invited to the party and you fall for one of the 2020s Black girls summoned by the Time 5 Correspondence 5 effect of the music.

>>213468767
How the fuck do you know my name?
>>213468756
No, it is not. You aren’t white Juan.

>>213468740

>niggers of all people complaining anyone else is a vampire

you only need to look so far as Africa to see how one does in a context independent situation

>>213468794
spaniards, and all iberians are more genetically related to northern europeans than any north african group

>>213468756
After 800 years of Arabs conquering and mongrelizing, Spain and the mediterranean nations in general have small pure white populations left.

>>213468740
All I got from the Irish thing is that they assimilated and the blacks demonize that because they sold their soul to the white devil

>>213468809
NOT EVEN BLACK PEOPLE WANT TO LOOK TO AFRICA FOR CULTURE, MUSIC, OR ANYTHING. That's why they focus on being included in and claiming everyone else's cultures, history, and such. They don't want to own up to the shit that's truly theirs. There's no Louis Vuitton or Rolex in stone-age tribal villages.

>>213468053 (OP)
AY YO
SO U B
SO U B SAYIN
>SMACKS LIP
U BE SAYIN WE WUZZ MUSICIANS EN SHEIT?
AW SHEEEEIT

>>213468809
Africa is literally an example of that though, as are most former/current colonized places.

>>213468794
Yes it is and this anon >>213468844 explains why perfectly. Don’t be jealous of the superior Euros Jacque/Hans/Rupert.

>>213468981

Africa is an example of being shit and staying shit. It was so shit that Euro traders sailed their ships right around it for centuries. Slavery was a curse, but not for them. Now we have to deal with a literal parasitic tumor race in what would otherwise be an idyllic America forever.

>>213469016
Yeah it was so weird how Africans built ships and traveled voluntarily to America to live as slaves for over a hundred years.

>>213468249
Tpab isn't close to any of NIN albums up to with teeth

>>213469043
It's even weider how Africans were born as slaves in Africa, lived their lives as slaves in Africa, if they had never come to America then they would still live their lives as slaves anyway, but when they get sold off or traded for a bucket of anything to get rid of them, then suddenly all of the burdens of the crime of slavery are on the Americans.

Never mind that they never actually earned their freedom. It came from white man fighting white man, and then taking the fight to Africa itself, so white man had to earn black freedom for them. Gratitude is something they're just not capable of.

>>213469145
This is literally the same mindset and justification of zionist Jews stealing Palestinians land.

“Hey, if we don’t steal it then someone else will so we might as well!”

>>213469043

Yes, someone cursed us, I just said that. Deals were made between a handful of greedy people and now we have to deal with this curse forever. The American people didn't vote for retard slave labor to come take their work.

>>213468093
I torrented it but I'm just gonna delete it. I can't tolerate an entire movie of those people.

>>213468353
>Nogs are now claiming "we wuz Spaniards n' sheeeit.
Maybe you should stop fucking complaining about slavery then.

>>213468053 (OP)
Darkies still coping and seething over Britbongs taking their mumbley blues slop and elevating it to heavenly greatness.

>>213468053 (OP)
The black music in this movie was so trash.
Genuinely pathetic, especially compared to the Irish classic

>>213471353
Yeah they got mogged hard. That’s the most memorable scene too.

>>213468053 (OP)
How much does your government pay you?

>>213471353
Kek, the scene with the dancing irish vampires was the only part of the movie I enjoyed.
Also the uppity white cunt surviving was infuriating.

>>213468756
>chud's mediterranean:
>italians, greeks, and spaniards are white only when it's convenient for me

you guys go from "people with brown eyes aren't white" one second to "rome was the peak of white civilization" the next

>>213471322
When The Levee Breaks is such a good fucking song.

>movie about how important le black music is
>most popular track is the goofy irish jig
how embarrassing

>>213473276
It’s also about eating pussy. Don’t forget that.

>>213468756
Don't bother, these mutts think the minute you have a nigger in a white neighborhood, all subsequent children will unquestionably be nigger mutts.

>>213468591
White faggots who write things like that are so embarrassing

>>213468053 (OP)
>The blues suck
Retard. Go back to listening to Undertale music whatever faggot shit you like.

>>213468152
>>blacks take white instruments, white songs, white musical theory
>>twing and twang this or that instrument a little differently and drastically reduce the sonic complexity of it
>>THIS WAS OUR SHIT BABY WE INVENTED THIS SHIT
Blues was stolen from Mexicans and Native Americans. Ask yourself, what British/German/French person was manufacturing guitars. They mcfucking weren't. The Spanish were making guitars. The Spanish guitar came from the Arab occupation. No whitey or blacky fucking invented the blues because even the "blues" is not an English term because British culture revolved around hiding your true emotions, meanwhile the Spanish were open about passion and soul.

Who raped all of the honkies seething ITT?

Why does it make you mad black people were good at something

>>213473276
>Doesn't know More than 90% of Black Americans has Irish blood

>>213473276
The Irish are Ni

>>213473631
No we don’t

Good film, I do agree it is overrated.

The take on vampires reminded me of American Vampire comic. If done well, that'd make for a wonderful series films

>>213473631
Afro-Americans are mostly Scottish and Jewish because those were the people who owned slaves. No Irish subhuman would have owned property in America back then until the later years of immigration.

>>213468740
what about the part where they say white people cant dance

what deep societal issues are being explored there?

>>213468869
/pol/brained retard jeet.
There was no mass breeding campaigns like you imagined in that gooner rotten brain of yours.
Racism was seen as a good thing back then and it wasn't really seen as something to be looked down upon until post enlightenment era. Islamic spain was occupied by a very small minority of Moorish ruling classes and soldiers. Furthermore, since racism and segregation was the way of the world, spanish enclaves remained spanish and lived under muslim/moorish governance. Cross pollination may have occurred in very rare instances, but nothing to even remotely affect the spanish gene pool at large.
Spanish women were not getting raped en-masse by moorish soldiers for 800 years straight. Campaigns like that never last and die out very quickly with little to no effect on the genetic pool (not to mention the amount of murder that would have been going on in these imagined rape campaigns).
Spain remains european spanish. Keep your grubby paws off their gene pool amd stick to your own kind.

>>213473739
They're right but also it's making fun of the Eddie Murphy stand up RAW or Delirious where he makes fun of Honkeys. Now that I think about it, it might have been a joke stolen from Richard Pryor.

>>213468053 (OP)
>Lets start biseness to to take money only form black hobos.

>>213473747
>raped en-masse
Anon, nobody is saying that. We all know they willingly mixed. It's why the conquistador soldiers were also able to send their iberian-arab genetics into the Americas.

>>213468053 (OP)
I never saw this, is the message of the movie seriously "yt ppl be vampires that be stealin our inventions and shiet"???

>>213473667
>>213473705
>Doesn't Know that the Irish was treated worse than black slaves and were forced to Mate with Pure Blooded AFRICANS!!!

>>213468334
>and was also a mild racist
so was everyone else back then big deal

>>213468053 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr3quGh7pJA

>>213473869
Nooooo don't make me breed with big assed huge areola black women!!!! Noooooo

>>213473817
>we
Who? You and your pals rajesh and vishnar?
There was not enough moors to go around for your little cuck fantasy to pan out. Even then, you'd have to ignore the racism (extreme racism by today's standards albeit) and the fact that mixed marriage were grave sins (spain was entirely catholic, and catholics to this day do not allow mixed marriages). For an intermarriage to even occur as freely and as willingly as you implied they happened, they'd need to jump through millions of social, logistical, and moral hoops for that to even happen. And it didn't.
Your average spanish girl was marrying an average spanish guy she grew up with in her enclave.

>>213468355
It's just jarring to have a race notorious for NOT reciprocating oral have several asides completely disconnected from anything else in the story where someone uas to smack their lips and rub their hands together saying
>yo dawg you KNOW I love pussy
>I need that PUSSY
>you gotta eat dat PUSS
>gobble that Pussy up now boy
>gimme duh finger lickin' PUSS boss
>where dat Pussy? I'm feelin FAMISHED!
>you see any PUSSY? I'm lookin' to eat some PUSSY
>where da PUSsy at?
weird and second cringe as hell, especially whwn the while movie is desperately tring to be Jim Crowe era Wakanda. Like a bad running gag but all you want to do is tell him to act like he's been there before

MAYBE I could have given this movie a pass if the setup was shorter and the climax was longer.

The movie had a couple of decent scenes, but the first hour and 20 minutes was just black people calling each other the N word. Then they got into the barn and there were like 1 or 2 decent scenes, but also stupid scenes that went on too long. Then the vampires revelaed themselves proper and I was ready for the movie to get good, but literally 10 minutes later the vampires all died because they forgot that the sun comes up in the morning.

>>213474167
True.

Spaniards are actually more Germanic than Germans, who have mixed with Slavs and Nords, whole Spaniards are still very much Goths.

>>213469824
I know you can't read on account of accute melanin poisoning but it's literally the opposite. Blacks have, to this day, zero qualms with slavery. There are more slaves in Africa now than there ever were at the height of slavery in America. That White people had to finally come to grips with slavery not meshing with their values, go to war with not only themselves but foreign slavers to end it and then purchase and gift an entire country to blacks only to have those very same FORMER SLAVES go and enslave the local populace as soon as they landed says it all.

>>213474936
All of europe is some coagulation of a handful of distict european peoples.
This non white (read: non european) autism is gross misrepresentation of historical facts influenced no less by jewish scholars that want you to readily accept being replaced by non whites (because you aren't even white GOY, you should be HAPPY your women are RETVRNING to tradition! Which is IR cuckoldry of course!)

>>213468053 (OP)
its ironic they love their music so much when the rap mentality has held all nogs back for so long

>>213468152
>>213468297
>>213468353
>>213468654
the argument that black American musical output is really white music because a few white business owners mass produced instruments for mass consumption will never not be hilarious to me
>intel sold the first modern microprocessor therefore anyone who uses a computer is American
lmao