Florida man edition
Previously on /trek/ >>213446261

>>213468402 (OP)
>casually obliterates America’s wang
Heh, nothing personal kid

After 4 lukewarm SNW wanks, we got an actually GREAT Star Trek episode.

>that one episode where nog desecrates a corps to save his grandma.
Kino

>>213468498
Please. Just stop.

>>213468526
It's fine because they could just make another one. It's weird they even bothered trying to retrieve him at all

star trek sex with shran

>>213468588
Based sex with Shran poster

>>213468556
They explain in the episode that the Dominion wants to confirm what intelligence he has leaked to the federation.

>>213468556
Probably to find out what secrets he gave away and why he did not activate his suicide device.

>>213468696
>>213468676
makes sense.

>why he did not activate his suicide device.
because he's a devious little cunt in business for himself.

They really put Event Horizon into Star Trek

Kinda wild that they can regrow eyeballs apparently.

Good thing Corby had that ring he found 100ly away on him right now.

>>213468920
But giving back nog his leg is too much?
Starfleet medicine sucks.

>>213468712
I love that bit of lore they hinted at
>Jem'Hadar are FIERCELY devoted to the Founders
>Vorta... not quite so much
>Jem'Hadar only obey Vorta because the Founders expect it, it is The Order of Things

>>213469009
seen again with Weyoun 7 like
>Meh....Odo's not really a Founder anyway. Just don't tell the Jem'Hadar he's on the ship and they'll blow it up

Which character deserves to get spanked the most?

I could imagine this as a Voyager episode.
>Captain's log, in exchange for verterium cortinide for our warpcoils we agreed to help the Whatevrians on Bumfuc IV with an archaelogical survey. Seven will lead the away team.
Some ensign of the week gets eyeblasted and the Doctor needs to help him. Seven, Tuvok and B'lanna try to figure out the Zelda dungeon on the planet. Chakotay later has to deal with the evil ghost on the ship. Harry gets to be the one who captures it.

>>213469198
And the children? What of them?

Ranked all SNW episodes so far

25th: s1e7 The Serene Squall
24th: s2e9 Subspace Rhapsody
23rd: s3e2 Wedding Bell Blues
22nd: s1e8 The Elysian Kingdom
21st: s3e4 A Space Adventure Hour
20th: s1e2 Children of the Comet
19th: s2e7 Those Old Scientists
18th: s1e1 Strange New Worlds
17th: s2e5 Charades
16th: s1e5 Spock Amok
15th: s3e3 Shuttle to Kenfari
14th s2e6 Lost in Translation
13th: s3e1 Hegemony (part II)
12th: s1e3 Ghosts of Illyria
11th: s2e Ad Astra per Aspera
10th: s2e1 The Broken Circle
9th: s1e6 Lift Us Where Suffering Cannot Reach
8th: s2e10 Hegemony
7th: s2e3 Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow
6th: s1e4 Memento Mori
5th: s1e9 All Those Who Wander
4th: s3e5 Through the Lens of Time
3rd: s1e10 A Quality of Mercy
2nd: s2e4 Among the Lotus Eaters
1st: s2e8 Under the Cloak of War

I already posted my polite request that you die

So why did the Gorn in Patel have such a visceral reaction to the Vezda? Was it just an instinctual danger sense, or is the show implying the Gorn have some sort of prior relationship to ancient, interdimensional evil entities?

>>213469665
They communicated in some alien language, so it has to be latter. The brief glimpse of the Vezda that Spock saw also had a visual similarity to the Gorn. It's a cool mystery.

>>213469665
Are the Gorn interdimensional themselves? How did they disappear between the binary stars?

>>213468402 (OP)
I need the pan-fried catfish recipe

>>213469763
Same

>>213469474
>Ranked All SNW episodes far

>25th: Gay
>24th: Gay
>23rd: Gay
>22nd: Gay
>21st: Gay
>20th: Gay
>19th: Gay
>18th: Gay
>17th: Gay
>15th: Gay
>14th: Gay
>13th: Gay
>12th: Gay
>11th: Gay
>10th: Gay
>9th: Gay
>8th: Gay
>7th: Gay
>6th: Gay
>5th: Gay
>4th: Gay
>3rd: Gay
>2nd: Gayer
>1st: Gayest

What did anon mean by this?

>>213469763
>catfish
>frying pan

>>213469878
Pan fried fish is great. Stinks the place up though

>>213469878
what's confusing

>>213468402 (OP)
No homo but Trip is a good looking feller. T'Pol sure is lucky.

Back when O'Brien was *in the zone* and sprained his shoulder. Do you think he and Julian faked it because Quark got to greedy?

>>213468402 (OP)
Vacation Trip is my go to Halloween costume these days

>>213468975
They gave him a biosynthetic leg (or something), which if we extrapolate from Geordies visor, was probably better than his original leg.

>>213470078
That’s just how I dress normally

>Heh, you think you can just come aboard the Enterprise and cause trouble?
>Now you're going to have to deal with me...
>...
>*jobs to you*
>AGGHHHHH you have NO honor!

And now I have 2 seasons of Voyager in a row now that I'm done with DS9. Good times.

>>213468845
true
that was weird

>>213468845
What's next? Aliens?

>>213471364
Voyager is by far the comfiest Trek, its the one I rewatch the most. DS9 is objectively better, but truly enjoying it requires committing to watching the entire Dominion War arc, whereas Voyager is pretty much just episodic with a few recurring plot lines here and there, so it's easier to just sit down and take in some episodes here and there

subcommander tpol

>>213471585
Why not? They already had Predators in Voyager

>>213471613
Voyager sucks but yes its comfy as fuck and i love it

>>213471636
Its surreal watching ENT nowadays and being reminded of how sexually charged shows could still be in the 2000s

>>213471613
Yeah I felt compelled to just keep watching DS9 to the point of binge watching but with Voyager I'm cool with just an eppy or two.

>>213471670
ENT wasn't an average level of sexually charged show from the 2000s though. It was a notably well above average amount.

>>213471746
but WHY was it like that is what i wanna know

>>213471746
Yeah ENT just reeked of desperation for normie viewership in multiple ways and it failed on all accounts. Its viewership remained the same old fans, the ones all of the pandering to Michael Bolton enjoyers didn't drive off.

>>213471364
> And now I have 2 seasons of Voyager in a row now that I'm done with DS9. Good times.

Are you watching through the series in chronological order so you had to switch between DS9 episodes and TNG or VOY? Or did you just finish ds9 and are now watching voy?

>>213471766
Because it was the early 2000s and HBO had already proved itself as a cultural powerhouse so basic cable shows like ENT just tried to get more sexy for viewers

I fucking hate pelia, wish we went straight from that blind alien to scotty

>>213471746
I watched La Femme Nikita, that show was even more sexual than Enterprise. You just don't know what you're talking about.

>>213471914
>Are you watching through the series in chronological order so you had to switch between DS9 episodes and TNG or VOY? Or did you just finish ds9 and are now watching voy?
I'm watching in chronological order

>>213471766
Ratings. The old Berman Trek formula wasn't work anything so Berman thought the best way to fix that was to become way more involved creatively with the writing and creative direction.

He let his boomer fetishes run wild, including his desire for beach ball fake titted bimbos and cheap sexualization that he had at least kept in the background (mostly) of shows like DS9 and VOY.
Just compare the number of Rick Berman writing credits given for ENT to TNG or DS9 or VOY and you'll see the real difference.

>>213469138
You know she couldn't take a spanking like Jadzia could...

>>213471999
>Omega Glory
kino
>DS9 /trek/ watchthrough continues
kino
>Seven of 9 Trek begins
kino

>>213471746
Smallville was coomerfied, especially after Lois was introduced.

>>213471670
At what point did shows become so sterile and sexless?

>>213471656
>hated the doc as a kid when watching voyager on tv.
>did a recent rewatch as a adult and now the doc is one of my favorite trek characters.

>>213471973
Based, I did that years ago, it really makes DS9 and VOY perfect

>>213471974
>he had at least kept in the background (mostly)
Your refuring to what he did to the actres of Jadzia Dax?

>>213472343
No, referring to all of the balloon tittied bimbos typically in the background as Dabo Girls in Quark's bar, or Seven of Nine. Also the holodeck bimbos from early VOY.

You could tell Berman had a type.

>>213471978
I always wonder if it was curzon who made here such a whore or she always kind of one even before the merger.

>>213472175
Game of Thrones and is many copycats overdid it to the point of making future productions leery.

>>213472326
It was also neat how the Maquis episodes at the end of TNG sort of connected with the early seasons of DS9. but yeah if you count it in combined it's been 14 seasons since I've watched a singular Trek show, which would've been TNG season 5. Took me a while, but it's been fun. I think Voyager is even better when it's like a respite from DS9s seriousness. Not complaining about DS9, just saying that they balance each other well.

>>213472175
>At what point did shows become so sterile and sexless?
2008-ish

I'm really enjoying the new season. They've expanded on the premise without falling into the usual traps and the world feels real with characters who are allowed to grow.

>>213471670
It's funny, I remember someone I once knew going on a long rant back when it was airing, about how ENT isn't real Star Trek because of all the sex in the show.

>>213472367
Complaining about Trek hotties is the lowest form of discussion. What, you want a bunch of female Jem Hadars and STD Tillys instead like Starfart Academy? I like to think it's a conscious choice. It's like the joke in 30 Rock when Jack has Grizz and Dotcom pretend to be bouncers and Dotcom says, "Maybe someday we'll live in a world where you ask us to pretend to be scientists." Jeri Ryan fucking NAILS Seven of Nine and if you can't see past her body you're just completely missing out, not to mention seriously a weird person. There is nothing wrong with a beautiful body.

>>213472507
Go on.

>>213472524
In other words
>OH NOOOOO A HOT LADY

>>213472175
everything is the opposite now, what

>>213471766
I've been watching The Mentalist recently and seeing almost the whole main cast get rotated through as side characters was a Trip. It actually felt like some kind of ENT actor pity hookup. Or Frakes to come up from behind something, smiling, and say "computer, end program"

>>213472524
It's not complaining about hot ladies. That would be complaining about women on TOS.

I'm complaining about gross bimbofied plastic surgery nightmares which are exclusively for boomers with terrible taste. Learn the difference, freak.
Plastic surgery addiction is a mental illness and it implies a desperate and pathetic attachment to vanity which underwrites Trek's enlightened principles.

>>213472367
I understand your point, but on the other hand, 7of9 saved voyager from cancellation.
It drew in the more simple minded people who just like big boobs, and in turn pumped up the view ratings.

>>213472850
>people tune in expecting booba
>they get an intelligently written and acted character instead
pretty smart move honestly

>>213472850
Interestingly enough, she didn't really give them a ratings boost. She did for like half a season but it was less a boost than a "not dropping," and then the dropping continued.

>>213472744
Yeah seeing Trip and Phlox in the same episode was one thing, but I did a double take when Hoshi showed up a few episodes later. I think Neelix may have shown up at some point as well?

I don't understand ratings slowly dropping in general. Who just stops watching a show at random in the middle of a season? Psychopaths that's who.

>>213472795
Actresses with fake tits have been everywhere on tv since Baywatch. Riker's fantasy women in TNG, the dabo whores in DS9, hell in the opera scene in Revenge of the Sith there's a twilek with big silicone gajongas. Lead actresses like Jolene Blalock and Erica Durance were more of an exception. Brandy Ledford started in porn and still had a fairly successful career.
The bogging of faces is a much bigger problem than tits.

>>213473013
This was back when shows were spread out over months, not released in a day.
People had lives, stuff to do, and sometimes didnt have the time to watch when it aired.

>>213473013
VOY was on UPN which not every market had, sometimes you had to rely on your local broadcast affiliate who would maybe air it at 11 PM

>>213473041
Yeah, like I said, it's a Berman signature but he went nuts with it in ENT because it's the show where he had the most creative control.

>>213472953
i wonder how many people like me didn't get upn and had to pirate the newer eps

>>213473096
My station aired it after SNL

>>213473140
exactly that was late at night when no one was gonna see it
I was lucky that we had UPN which showed DS9 and VOY prime time

>>213472507
Shows what they know. TNG was ridiculously horny with Troi walking around in lingerie for the first 5 seasons

>>213473347
Yeah I remember all the scenes in TNG of characters being forced to sit in their underwear together and spread goo on each other. Why are you pretending to be retarded? Ent was unprecedented with that shit.

>Miles Edward O'Brien, if you don't re-deflower this tight little 12 year old body right now, I'm taking Molly back to Earth and divorcing you
What did she mean by this?

>>213473293
As a euro, belgium, DS9&VOY&ENT only started airing here when they where already over in the states.
They should have pushed those shows over here when they where still new.

>>213473406
>keiko in childs body episode
>molly as a hot 16y asian girl episode

>>213473347
Nta, but hot take, I don’t think Troi is very hot. Crusher sure, Ensign Ro, Vash, even old Majel Barrett, but Marina Sirtis…too Greek.

>>213470987

>>213471670
Yeah, that's one of the things that really made it stand out in a positive way when i watched it recently. Like they actually still want you as part of the audience rather than someone to get rid of with all these male franchises nowadays.

>>213469926
dip it in milk first

>>213473717
To kill the smell or to help the seasonings stick? I tend to just slap it into some hot oil and spice it, flip it once after about five minutes, do another five and then dine

>>213473001
trip, phlox, neelix, the doctor, hoshi, Q, Damar. There's also Teal'c (stargate ifydk) playing Teal'c playing as Casino security

>>213472381
One of Dax previous hosts fucked McCoy.
It always has been a slut slug using hosts like a flesh condom.

>>213469474
damn you know your stuff. pretty solid list ngl

>>213474026
So worf is a cuck?

>>213474089
NO!

>>213473978
both, but mainly so the seasoning/flour sticks. it's also a southern thing to let it soak in buttermilk for like 20 min beforehand as a "brine" since it gives a nice tang

>>213474182
Interesting, thanks anon. I don’t think I can justify buying buttermilk just for that but I’ll give the milk dredge a go next time. Please accept this vinyl clad Kira in gratitude

THE GREAT /trek/ DS9 WATCHALONG CONTINUES APACE TONIGHT at 10pm EST!

The episode is >>213471999 A Man Alone, early Odo crime kino.
I honestly don't remember too much about this episode so I'm looking forward to it.
Thoughts, /trek/bros?

>>213471999
>early DS9
>Bajorans are experts at cloning themselves in case they ever wanna frame a shapeshifter for murder
>later DS9
>Bajorans are technologically backwards and can barely feed themselves

>>213471978
Jadzia would enjoy it

>>213474466
Wouldn’t we all anon?

>>213474362
>early DS9
>Bajorans are technologically backwards and can barely feed themselves
>later DS9
>Bajorans are technologically backwards and can barely feed themselves
FTFY

>>213474744
both are true i just find it funny how inconsistent the early episodes were in depicting bajorans
especially how they don't view sisko as the emissary until suddenly they do

>>213473100
Hoshi’s “hoshis” weren’t to big, Tit’pol is the only really titty monster there. I want to say that the Orion girls were the same but beyond that I wouldn’t say the show was that much more sexual than any of the other Berman treks. Honestly Roddenberry was a horn dog and the first few seasons of TNG were more sexually charged than pretty much everything post his death

>>213474314
ain't this that one where there's some kind of secret code inside a panel or something?

>>213473978
Kills the smell but also helps with battering.

What's the weather like on Cardasya?

>>213474281
Np, I'm not the guy who originally suggested milk but thx anyway. You can fake buttermilk by just adding a little lemon juice or vinegar to your milk dredge. Nice rare kira, I'll put it next to the trekpus.

>>213475108
>the minstrel boy leitmotif playing softly in the background when he picks up the little model soldier
shut up I'm not crying you're crying

>>213474635
Just thought about how Damar could have also said
>Welcome back to life!
would have been kino

>>213475326
It's cool that he signed it, but maybe I'm autistic for thinking this: those aren't letters in that signature, like not even cursive letters. It's kind of neat that we as a species kinda go back to a "make your mark" system rather than a legible signature at a certain point, especially if we've been writing things down all day

>>213475460
Many, maybe even most, people stylize their signatures somehow. Mine never looks the same from one time to the next

Encounter at Farpoint is kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

>>213475667
I enjoy the trial bits
The crazy doc brown wizard who gets absorbed by the jellyfish less so
I forget why the colony was even... or what was going on with the jellyfish

>>213475730
they were keeping the jellyfish prisoner cuz it had the ability to create anything out of thin air

>>213475667
>rabblerabblerabble
Yeah it’s ok

>>213475460
Can't you just enjoy things?

>>213475667
The Q portions are good.

Grappler Zorn or what the fuck ever is a dimeless terrible b plot

Robert Picardo is a fucking treasure.

Who is your go-to star trek YouTube channel and why?

>>213476063
I just kinda watch the show and form my own opinions

>>213476063
Junkball, that nerd just looks at the history and designs of the ships from both a production angle and in canon appearances

>>213476063
The only even Trek adjacent channels I watch are people who do edits for comedy or that one guy who autistically tries to science out starship mechanics and battles and 3D renders it all himself.

do i rewatch tos/tng/ds9
do i finish stargate
or do i start a new show like continuum or frasier

>>213472795
>I'm complaining about gross bimbofied plastic surgery nightmares which are exclusively for boomers with terrible taste. Learn the difference, freak.
>Plastic surgery addiction is a mental illness and it implies a desperate and pathetic attachment to vanity which underwrites Trek's enlightened principles.

Wtf is wrong with you

>check /tv/ archives
>search all /trek/ threads
>CRTL + F "plastic surgery"
>1172 mentions

Do you have autism? Is plastic surgery all you think about? You have a mental illness and need medical attention.

>>213472953
>Interestingly enough, she didn't really give them a ratings boost. She did for like half a season but it was less a boost than a "not dropping," and then the dropping continued.

Everything you said was wrong. The numbers don't lie. Factually, Jeri Ryan boosted the ratings of the show. And not just for "like half a season".

>>213469823
Based

>>213476523
I've maybe mentioned it like 5 times ever anon, please seek help. Also you're the guy who spaces after every greentext which means you're the Nu Trek trannoid.

Go ahead and start your toonposting already.

>>213475836
>>213476523
>>213476596
>>213476620
le reddit spacing, you have to go back

Just shut up and post your Nu Trek spam cycle already faggot, we all know you're going to do it soon.

she's almost 70 and I still think she's the cutest trrek girl ever

>>213476767
indeed, Jadzia and Ezri are pretty cute too

>Torres: "Star date 52648 0300 intimate relations resume" How the hell do you know when we're having intimate relations?
>Seven of Nine: There is no one on Deck 9 Section 12 who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations.
HAAAAAAA Damn Torres btfo

Superior Bajoran genes

>>213476767
I always find dental caps off putting. Like a shark or something

that nose krinkle is hot

>>213476844
That's a great episode

Seven should've ended up with The Doctor
Chakotay, really? It was so out of left field and they had like zero chemistry.

What's wrong with Strange New Worlds?
First the holodeck fuckup, now it's an episode about someone filming a "feature length documentary" ...for what? They don't have television in the 23rd century. Nobody watches this shit

>>213476517
Frasier is good but id watch Cheers first

Maybe you should talk to Worf again

>>213476517
I never finished stargate either. Continuum was decent, you'll like it if you're into all the time travel stuff. BSG and The Expanse are probably my faves of all the newer sci-fi shows

>>213473041
>Riker's fantasy women in TNG
This one? Tastefully natty, surely.

Troi ine '90s flicks had some big fake ones though.

>>213476517
>>213477060
Watch Frasier first

>>213476709
That's NOT what reddit spacing is you dumbass. Reddit spacing is you needing to hit enter twice for reddit to recognize a single space between lines of text.

So when people come here from Reddit, they carry that habit and add double spaces between lines of text. They think they are on still on Reddit.

>>213477391
you're still doing it

30 mins til tos

>>213475740
Ah I see
Don't they have replicators for that?
>>213475760
Man they really went out and said "ok we want the UGLIEST and most GORMLESS extras"
>>213475777
Ofc, I'm just making a comment
Nice digits

>>213477389
I couldn’t get into Cheers but Frasier is one of my all timers. I’m sure there are plenty of Trek cameos in Cheers since TV was quite incestruous back then.

>>213476767
Young Sheldon MeeMaw
I'm sorry

>>213475667
While I think Farpoint is over-hated it’s a very tough sell in the big 2-0-2-5.
>Ok so the first season is very dated but if you watch it as an 80’s time capsule you’ll have a good time.

>>213477803
Janine is another one of my crushes
can you tell I have a type?

>>213477978

>>213477978
Oh damn I didn't recognize her
Good taste

add a hat to this Weyoun

>>213478553
I nominate one of those old timey propeller caps

>>213471636
Sub Commander T'pol causes my quantum torpedoes to fire a full spread at maximum yield.

>>213476620
Are you not the anon who always complains about T'Pol having plastic surgery? Because to be fair, that shows up a lot in the archives.

>>213478914
she's so hot with such a bad haircut

>>213478994

T'Pol is a cute acorn

>>213478969
I like a nice pair as much as the next Ferengi but it’s immersion breaking, and just a little comical given the context: she’s an emotionless Vulcan with obviously fake big honkers. It’s silly

Once again, ENTposters can only coompost.

>>213477023
Wait, they have holodecks in SNW? I thought that was TNG era technology. I know, I know
>Expecting modern Star Trek writers to have watched Star Trek

>>213477742
Janeway specifically

>>213479163
it was experimental, and they mothball it at the end of the episode after it caused problems. Did you even watch the episode?

>>213479153
Well, not "only".

>>213479153
ENTchads always will be superior on every timeline

I convinced them to put it on at the bar. This shit should start at 6

>>213479264
Damn straight.

>>213479213
I barely have tie to watch the Star Trek shows I love, let alone the P+ era. But I will get around to SNW if I hear it ends on a good note.
With Pike in the wheelchair instead of a stupid ass retcon.

>>213479153
Sub Commander T'pol causes my warp nacelle to leak drive plasma.

>>213479213
that's not an excuse lol
the spore drive was"experimental" but it still ended up being the most retarded universe breaking idea put to paper for star trek
why do you bother defending garbage writing by hacks so zealously

>>213479588
Not to mention, the idea was ripped off from some guy's indie game.

>>213479371
This poor guy never got his own episode. B plots don't count. Even Travis got his own episode, which was of course about a freighter.

>>213479588
after ENT it makes sense that's they'd be looking into the tech, and it isn't a universe breaking idea. Sporedrive was trash for sure, but a random holodeck episode didn't break anything and the writers gave a decent enough explanation

Watching TOS now

Could they have cast anyone else to play this character? He's so fucking annoying like some guy trying to act in a bad theater play

>>213479073
vulcanized cock pillows

>>213479709
Section 31 episode was mostly him.

>>213479798
twain was annoying irl

>>213479709
What about Minefield or the one with him and trip trapped in the shuttle pod. Malcolm gets some good moments throughout the show.

>>213479860

>>213479798
Should've cast Martok's actor

look up his name + mark twain if you want to laugh

>>213479923
He gets his moments but there's never a Malcolm episode the way that there's Hoshi episodes and even a Travis episode.

>>213479917
>spends his entire fortune investing in a mechanical writing contraption company
>typewriter comes out and blows his shit out of the water
Lmao

>>213479709
I'm sure he had a 'sode. I can't remember one. But, I'm sure he did. And if you add up all his B-plots across the series. He'd probably total like 10X the amount of screen time than Trav.

>>213479709
There was the episode where hoshi had to figure out what his favorite food was

episode where Malcom's let gets skewered bv a bomb and he's like
>Ok Captain just kill me I'm ready
and Archer is like
>well no let's just try to defuse the bomb first hold your horses

>>213480155
pineapple is pretty good, I bet he puts it on pizza too

>>213479974
Yeah, but even though Malcolm doesn’t really get his own episodes through the b-plots he becomes a much more developed character than Travis(a low bar I know)

>>213479759
does it tho
isn't it tho

>>213479798
Holy shit taste batman, colonel sanders was one of the best parts of time's arrow

>>213479483
Pikes accident already feels retconned by the idea that he knows it's going to happen. Hard to imagine that being part of TOS canon. That would imply he still knew it was going to happen to him during The Cage. It's not like it would fuck with the timeline or something. Wasn't it some nonsense with a Klingon crystal that let him see the future and he's "not allowed" to avoid it? At this point it would be stupid if he DOES end up in the chair.

gib cheez now

>>213480193
pineapple would taste better on hoshi.

>>213480183
kek, he and worf would get along great

>>213480358
MOGS Spot. Spot is a dumb virgin bitch and Porthos is a chad with an incurable lust for cheese.

>>213480358
>turns you into a teabag

>>213480155
Yes and after interviewing his family and friends she discovered he's the most boring person in the galaxy.

>>213480358
Fuck off, shitbeast.

>>213480339
>Wasn't it some nonsense with a Klingon crystal that let him see the future and he's "not allowed" to avoid it?
Yet another great boon granted by STD. They had that episode where he touches the space boof or something and his alternate future self tells him that if he avoids getting turned into a hot pocket, then the whole federation gets fucked up, and we get to see balance of terror from pike's perspective, whereas since he's a pussy compared to kirk, the romulans inexplicably invade with their entire fleet of copypasted ships because he didn't immediately blow up the warbird with the giant fireball plasma torpedoes. What a mess.

>>213480339
The show was probably going to end on a splintered timeline leading into yet another TOS reboot. That’s not happening since Skydance wants to make money. So at this point I think it could go either way.

>>213480199
he was still the only cast member who never gets laid throughout the series.

>>213480363
Based

>>213480546
I vaguely remember this one from before I stopped watching it. All I really remembered was they put pike in a TOS film era uniform

>>213477006
Agreed. Had to pause for a bit still watching it. Good episode. And yeah Chakotay and Seven made zero sense. I get the feeling they thought people wouldn't "buy" a bald guy and a hot lady.

>>213480591
His trip to Risa got fucked up anon.

Love me some TNG

>>213480546
Ahhhhhh I forgot about the episode with future Pike. So they did write it as a timeline issue. Maybe future Pike could've told him to just stay on Talos IV instead of getting burned horribly before going to Talos IV. A mess, indeed.

>>213480676
He had good instincts sticking next to Trip though. That guy was an absolute pussy magnet.

i remember when i shipped Malcom and Talas and then the show ruined it the next time she showed up because there's no fun allowed

I still don't get it. I'm sure I never will. How did Garak have faggy mannerisms but the Doctor didn't?? I'm going to dismiss this notion that Garak was "obviously gay" from now on.

>>213480803
Engineer hands. Could fix any problem.

>>213480882
Saying that Garak is obviously gay assumes that Cardassian sexuality is exactly the same as human sexuality.

“Chief McCunt face, reporting for duty. Sure hope I don’t get replaced by the blind helmsman.”

>>213480922
>now that's a noose, it's a good strong knot and right for the job

>>213480882
Garak was as gay as could be allowed on a 90’s primetime TV show. He was effete, worked in fashion, and groomed young men for fun.

>>213480975
Don't blame me blame Behr. He's the one who said it. I just never got that from him. Besides, it's pretty offensive to imply that all gay people "seem" exactly the same. Not that people here will mind someone saying something offensive, but it is funny that Mr. Bluebeard would be so ignorant. Like you said, not to mention the fact that Cardassian sexuality is different.

>>213481071
Pronoun was/were

Trip was a total bitch for not hooking up with Phlox's wife tho

>>213480610
It's a shame too because they did a decent job with the uniform, aside from pasting that crappy texture on the sleeves of the micro-checkerboard starfleet logo

>>213481155
Kinda weird to fuck a bitch with Male Pattern Baldness.

>>213481155
He'd dealt with their type before. You think they're just average swingers, so you start laying pipe with the wife then BAM there's the husband trying to sneak in your backdoor.

Today's episode was weird, it was like the writers had an idea but had no idea how to write an actual away mission up until they all got trapped in different universes.

>>213481155
No, he's just a good ol boy with christian values

i'm telling you guys just watch that documentary and you can see how full of shit Behr is. he literally has a checklist of woke concepts that he compares to the show to see if he did them well enough. it's all because of the current fanbase. he's probably DMing 14 year olds who just watched DS9 for the first time as we speak. that's the vibe I get from him.

>>213481278
I remember watching it, yeah. Anon is right anons. And that's a literally literally not a figuratively literally. There is an actual on-screen checklist of woke shit.

>>213481211
Sound like you have a green text story for us anon.

>>213481345

What is the best version to watch TMP for the first time guys (I probably watched it as a kid but have completely forgetten it by now)

ATTENTION BAJORAN WATCHERS

15 minutes ALERT. Turn your TVs to H&I NOW.

>>213481970
based ds9 watchclub enjoyer

i ate to much pizza and wings

>>213482066
Based

>>213482066
Based Riker fan

Lets fucking gooooooooooooooooooooo boldly

>how did you know it was me?
>by the gay faggoty way you walk, of course

I fucking hate the look of the bridge in generations. The darker lighting doesn’t match the atheistic of the set.

>>213482274
They call that the "British gait"

I liked TNG. I did not like Voy (captains nosr was too big). What should I watch next?

>>213482338
turn on H&I right now and watch DS9 with us

>>213482338
Ds9, right now

>>213482338
We're watching DS9 together, it's on episode 3. Easy to catch up, one episode per day.

>>213482369
>>213482386
Only torrents on phone no tv

>quark still doing the nasally evil Ferengi voice

the H&I store really does have a fuckton of Trek stuff it's like every licensed piece of apparel ever made

>>213482417
ds9 1x02 a man alone is whats on now

>>213482518

Jake is a fucking bitch but when he and Nog are just kids its fun

It's nice to see Nog as a Ferengi troublemaker instead of some buck broken Federation simp

>>213482494
I looked thru it and I dont need more funko pops or graphic tees. Ill always look for cool shit at comic cons tho.

>>213482417
Get a tv

>>213482494
Do people wear this stuff outside?

>>213482709
there's a shirt with Romulan Commander (my beloved) on it...I'm tempted....

>>213482725
>"people"

>>213482709
if they had replicas of the glasses or mugs it'd be cool but it was mostly crap the last i looked

>>213482770
I want an Odo's bucket popcorn vessel for my Trek watching.

>>213482770
Id get a enterprise d model, ive seen some cool old stuff at comic cons

>>213482798
Nog filling it with white yogurt and then spilling it all over Jake and his girlfriend saying it was Odo was pretty kino

aaaaaaa Odo sounds so weird

>>213482738
kino shirt desu

Whats up with Rom?

>>213480323
i kekked, also at the thought of Guinan travelling across the galaxy to discover his secret herbs and spices.

Ah, it's Rom -- the true Emperor Palpatine like figure of DS9.
>>213482932
He's showing his true ruthless self, hasn't developed his retarded persona to fool people yet.

woah woah woah that guy just used the S word! You can't call Odo that!

>>213482977
Shifter fucking shits

>>213482932
same guy, different type of voice

>>213482895
When does Star Trek diverge from our timeline?

Odo calm down

>jake is black
>best friend named nog

>>213483079
whenever star trek first aired

>>213483008
Goofball retard Negus engineer Rom is kino

>>213483079
It keeps shifting. The temperoral cold war keeps pushing it back. It's how you know strange new worlds is starting to splinter off

>>213483127
>we are the nignog consortium and we are buying self stealing stem bolts

If you just flipped the california class upside down it wouldn't look nearly as retarded

Lmao fuck shifters

>>213483174
Bro. Not cool. His dad was a Jewish freighter captain.

>>213483143
They show Bush in Enterprise

i forgot what a joke Bashir is in the early episodes

>>213483198
>It's 5:20 somewhere bro

>>213483247
Any vag?

>>213483248
Hes extremely indian coded

>>213483250
>Bro I just smoke some Inner Light Hash™ out of my flute pipe lol weed

>Morn is part of the mob

Morn no...I thought you were cool

>>213483310
>Best of bong worlds lol

>>213483310
Yes

>>213483273
He is Indian

>>213483329
>Carbon Creek Kush

i like the lady in the jaccuzzi commercial that says
>You know what I like? It's easy to clean

Like, yeah it's a shower lol i would hope so

>>213483338
>Pale moonlight Bong hit lol
>A year in High kek

>>213483323
"SHIFTERS could be here" he thought. "I've never been on this station before. There could be SHIFTERS anywhere."

>>213483406
>Wrath of Bong
>Undiscovered Cannabis
>First Contact High
>Q who? Legitimately who lol?

>>213483429

Mobs really do have an attractive, seductive quality. Even I'm ready to hang this dirty fucking SHIFTER.

>>213483448
>We are the bong. Lucidity is futile kek

I can't stop fucking laughing at Morn in the lynch mob.

>>213470036
O'Brien sprained his shoulder while whacking it to memories of this loli.

Drinking johnnie walker black watching Odo being bdass

>>213483475
Whats the difference between a shifter and a piece of shit in a bucket?
>18 hours

>No apologies for Odo after they find out he was innocent

i would expect nothing less from Bajorans

The patton oswalt borg guy from rick and morty season 2 was good back when that show had character

Why did Gimli invent a clockwork jerkoff machine?

>>213483526
who tf irons their hair

>>213483079
Well the irish unification of 2024 didn't happen so probably around then

>>213483773
Not surprised you know so little about women.

>>213483198
Diplomatico rum is a fucking kino choice

>>213483872
>>213483872
>>213483872

jlean was a qt

>>213483815
that's not a steam iron for clothes dumbass

>>213483879
Shan’t be engaging

real
>>213483947
>>213483947
>>213483947

>>213483879
Go fuck yourself little bitch

>>213483960
Shall be engaging

>>213483894
You're actually as dull and unimaginative as you appear to be, aren't you.

>>213483960
based
>>213483879
kek never ever

>>213482280
Agreed. Also Star Trek Generations was a rushed mess. Instead of embracing it, The producers were afraid of the sets looking like a "cheap TV" show, and rushed to make it look more "cinematic". Total disaster. The Producers acted like they were ashamed of being Star Trek. Star Trek Picard Season 3 is simply what the Enterprise D should have looked like for Generations.

>>213483960
>>213483974
>>213484098
It's so fun to watch you seethe over literally nothing. Almost as if you literally have no life outside of this thread. Well, enjoy it boys, because this is the only aspect of life at which you even come close to dominating. You will die alone and unlamented.

>>213484079
lick taint buttchugger

>>213484177
cope & sneed

>>213484141
>>213482280
There's an interview floating around on YouTube where the staff admit that the Executive Producers were afraid people would make fun of the look of the Enterprise D and call it cheap looking.

That's why they changed the lighting and the modified the bridge.

just let it fall off the board

This guy is evil

real pt. 2
>>213484347
>>213484347
>>213484347
take up my flag boys I have a feeling the founders are going to get me

>>213484371

>>213483960
>>213483947
Such a fine day today.

>pruning the real thread with people actually in it
Damar, his eyes

>>213484371
You're itching for a vacation, I see. Keep it up. See where it gets you.

>>213484475
>You're itching for a vacation, I see. Keep it up. See where it gets you.
you can frantically call your janny bf all you like, it won't make me any less based

Made a thread specifically to discuss DS9 if anyone is interested
>>213484542
>>213484542
>>213484542

>>213484505
Yeah, I'm sure the cockroaches that feed on the festering pile of garbage in your room are really impressed with you.

>>213484711
cope baldy

>>213484730
I'm not the geezer here.

I accept your concession