Thread 213471807

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cats >>>>>>>>> dogs

kot

>>213471841
LOL he doesn't know how to link a youtube

>>213471807 (OP)
Mcgonnagol

>>213471943
www.youtube.com/shorts/oIg2WpTgJNo?si=qgwfs9lx9JpQWiNz

>>213471834
Dogs:
>fought and died for men for tens of thousands years
>the first animal ever to be buried with respect (over 18,000 years ago)
>pets at least for 20,000 years, not just working animals
>police dogs, service dogs, hunting dogs, guard dogs, cattle dogs... dogs do all kinds of shit
>the only four legged animal proven to understand the theory of mind

Cats:
>kinda cute
>primitive
>cannot learn much
>can catch mice

Idk, I think dogs have this one...

>>213471943
which youtube

>>213471834
there's something off about cat people

>>213472116
all true, yet

cats >>>>>>>>> dogs

still

>>213472116
How many people have been randomly mauled to death or had their faces ripped off by cats?

>>213472116
dogs:
>kills 30 000 people every year, mostly little kids
>a companionship for lonely losers
>cant do shit without humans
>shit, drool and piss all over the place

Cats:
>best pest control animal in the world
>completely independent
>can live entirely on their own
>worshipped by ancient civilizations for killing rodents and protecting food supplies
>Apex predator in cities and human surroundings

>>213472190
no

>>213472230
americans made a horror movie about cats
americans made stupid kid's movies where cats are bad and gods are good
americans cherish dogs that killed more people than a lion ever ate some stupid tourists in safari
and still claim they are not insane

Cat owners can be pansies but every single dog owner I've ever seen in my life is a loutish halfwit. Maybe with the exception of people with purse dogs or something.

>>213472261
>a companionship for lonely losers
The irony. Fucking kek

Only retards can't love both cats and dogs

>>213471834
Horses > all

>>213471807 (OP)
So why Jonesy didnt help?

>>213471807 (OP)
My mom really really likes this commercial

>>213472462
>niggerman please i cant play right now, im writing my poorly disguised xenophobic stories
>meow
>ok here i go niggerman

>>213472462
The idea of Howard Lovecraft dashing around his kitchen holding a fishing line with a piece of paper on the end for his cat is too cute.

>>213472373
Dog people are the ones who need their asses constantly licked, sometimes literally. Cat people are confident enough in themselves to not need a companion endlessly heaping validation and worship upon them.

>>213471807 (OP)
>it's the smell

>>213472443
Sorry, dogs are annoyingly needy.

>>213472544
What the hell was a little house cat going to do to big chap. He tried to warn Brett by growling, at least.

koshka

>>213472711
lmao

>>213472848
the smell and the fur fucking everywhere

>>213471807 (OP)
This commercial is funny

>>213472462
based

>>213471834
I like cats AND dogs

>>213472462
BASED BASED BASED

>>213472462
He was such a massive fucking chud it's insane. And I say that as a compliment, love the guy and his work.

>>213472973
kino

>>213472116
>pest control for grain stores which were not only food but an entire nation’s economy was not important and had no impact on advancement of civilization
>also not a baby mauling machine
Dogfags: the post

>>213472373
When’s the last time you saw someone bring their cat ever with them in order to be the center of attention like dog fags do? Do you really need to bring your dog to the hardware store?

>>213472462
Niggerman evidently was not a super friendly cat

>>213472443
Dogs are fine. Dog owners on the other hand…

A neighbours cat that I've never seen before went up to me to get petted when I was going to the store today, he looked kinda like OP's. Very friendly, he put a smile on my face.

Baskin

>>213472462
>the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours

>>213474540
Best anime of the season by far and it's totally off the radar thats a good thing

>>213472116
ur a fagit

>>213475565
God I wish we could just eradicate the chinks already

>>213472116
>police dogs, service dogs, hunting dogs, guard dogs, cattle dogs... dogs do all kinds of shit
Outside of that reason, you dont need a dog as your pet tbqhbeit.
I would rather get a kot because of cvte and catch mice point + I didnt live in a dangerous hood where a dog is a minimum requirement for your security and safety, so...

>>213472261
>dogs
>a companion for lonely losers

0% chance any movie about cats will be more entertaining than an hour-long compilation of cat videos on Youtube

>>213476316
Name of the anime?

>>213476705
Nyaight of the Living Cat

I have never seen a straight man irl say he prefers cats over dogs, so I will assume you are all faggots

>>213475565
i have two cats and something like this happened once when i was feeding them. it was really annoying at the time but in retrospect was kind of funny

>>213476959
Straight as an arrow, I liked cats for most of my life but in recent years I turned to liking dogs equally too. Not that I own pets, and I don't think I ever will because they'll die on my watch.

cats when their owner dies:
>who?

pets suck because they get shit and fur all over your house. had cats for the last 10 years i'm super fucking tired of it.
giving one back to the Humane Society.

>>213475477
pure aura

>>213476226

>>213471834
always

>>213472261
kek

>>213471807 (OP)
I knew this shit was gonna show up here as soon as I saw that ad.

>>213476365
>*sees cat video*
>god I want to kill an entire group of people!!!!

>>213474400
hold on is this real?

>>213477708
>>213477839
Yes these are real. Cats are trained to dance like that in shithole countries to entertain gullible tourists. The process is extremely painful for the cat.

It's thundering here and scared my cat under the bed. Also like 4 hours ago I saw this gay SUV with a vanity plate that said "wojak"

>>213478013
>Also like 4 hours ago I saw this gay SUV with a vanity plate that said "wojak"

>>213476316
There's no violence towards cats is there?

>>213471834
This

>>213472116
this is exactly someone who fucks the living daylights out of dogs would say.

>>213471834
I don't dislike dogs but, this

>>213478013
Kino

>>213472462
Tentacles bro is right, some people can't stand that cats are not submissive and accept mistreatment

>>213479008
No, it's a comedy parody of horror films but instead of zombies, it's people turning into cats. All the characters are cat loves trying to survive while coping that they can't touch cats ever again.

>>213479034
My Dog never pooped inside my house unless he was very ill, my cat pooped in my shower a few times because her litterbox was 1% slightly bellow her standards.

>>213477253
kek

>>213479497
Good I should watch it, I've been too busy watching old masterchef seasons

>>213479556
Our cat would get pissy with one of us, then go poop in moms bed

>>213472116
>I LOVE DYING FOR HUMANSRAEL

>>213476365
what does that have to do with the post you responded to?

>>213472261
>>completely independent
>>can live entirely on their own
>leave for 2 week vacation but forget to let it out or to open a window
>it fucking dies

>>213475694
>sleep 20 hours a day
>do some light stretching
>is an aristocratic athletic powerhouse
yah, cats are based

>>213479822
what are some other kino cats from television & film?

>>213480468
>most beloved and memorable character from the sitcom
>he doesn't talk and isnt even a character in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
There were many reasons why that show sucked dick but that one stuck out the most to me.

>>213477636
you forgot the gigachad image

>>213472116
>>213472261
Well, here's the thing. 90% of cats are cute. 90% of dogs aren't.

I hated cats most of my life until I was basically forced to take care of two strays that were bonded to each other in a failed attempt to secure some mid pussy.

Now I love these little fuckers more than any dog I've had. They have so much more interesting and hilarious personalities compared to dogs which are at best blindly loyal and obsessive and at worst stupid and annoying.

>>213477253
kek'd

>>213477109
Skill isssue

>>213480726
post pic of cats

>>213472261
>best pest control animal in the world
Lol. Cats suck at killing big mice and rats. Terriers mog the shit out of cats at pest control.

any kino about cats vs dogs where cats are the good guys and dogs are the bad guys

>>213479822
source of this kino?

>>213474343
long cat is long

>>213480468
kek wtf

>>213481301
h-he's fast

>>213471834
youre a faggot lol

>>213480963
t. City dweller who never saw a battle hardened feral barn cat

>>213481301
How can I train to get cat mode?

>>213481301
you can only be that fast realistically if you're brain is insanely small, meaning your dumb

>>213481475
But enough about you.

>>213480965
The Hound by HP Lovecraft (say his name)

Yah, I wanna watch some feline-centered kinos now. Cats as characters. Characters that are cat-like. Cat-like setting, ie night-time city

I want to catmaxx

>>213481273
based.

>>213481768
>That was a tough workout. I deserve an anchovies pizza

>>213471834
FPWP

>>213479953
SMASHED
AND
SLAMMED

here's my girl driving

>>213481542
Cope

>>213482245
He's looking for Gunsmith Cats

>>213482245
kiddy smash

>>213471807 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOO DON'T DELETE HIM NOOOOOOO OH GODDDDD NOOOOOOOOOO BRING HIM BACK

>>213482100
seatbelts are important even if you're a woman driver

>>213472373
A lot of guys use dogs to attract women..

>>213481822
no pizza for you

>>213479953
kek

never date a dog girl

>>213481542
>you're
>your
bait

why do catfags hate the concept of unconditional love?
imagine a futuristic AI waifu, except it has a soul, it's a 'real' person. you'd want that, right?

>>213482912
yjk

>>213482650
How can they overfeed their pets like that? I never saw a cat like that irl

>>213472373
>the irony
no
dogs are retarded and love their owners, even dogs that beat to shit usually do
they're unironically like women
cats are smart enough to disrespect if you deserve it

>>213483185
>overfeed
no such thing

>>213471834
Cat owners can’t stop comparing cats to dogs.They’re like vegans in a way that they won’t stop mentioning how superior they are. The truth is it just makes them look like a giant faggot.

>>213483883
cats are destroying gay rights?

>>213483364
Oh Lawd he comin'

>>213478281
WTF, I love dogs now!

>>213477071
cats don't have owners. they have companions

>>213480726
>beta male simps for pussy
>is now a simp for cats
Many such cases

>>213477109
clean their litterboxes you fucking slob.
cats are neurotically clean animals, if they are shitting outside the box where they can bury their shit it's a sign that something is very wrong

>>213483993
fatty got moves

>>213480963
>Terriers mog the shit out of cats at pest control.
This is true.

>>213471807 (OP)
Garrett bros...

>>213471834
dogfags btfo

>>213479822
turbobased

>>213480468
Every cat from The Uncanny (1977). Highly recommended catkino.

>>213484382
jesus christ im lonely.

>>213481536
it's like a man trying their hardest to be a woman and failing, while women just are

Cats are pretty based sometimes for sure.

>>213484510
get a cat

>>213481301
lmao the cat that judo'd a shitbull is the best.

heh

>>213484510
adopt a weast

>>213481075
This Gun for Hire (1942)

I want a cat but I'm in a studio and don't want the whole place to smell like cat litter

>>213482100
wait a minute, cats can't drive!

>>213484926
get a kitten and train it to shit in the toilet

>>213484510
Why did this make me laugh

>>213471834
Although kot is supreme I still wouldn't do that many greater than arrows. I don't want a dog, but I like other people's dogs.

>>213483993
thats a good trick

>>213484926
buy no odor litter

>>213481542
>brain

>>213485184
nice

>>213481301
>cat hitting the snake with a textbook check hook
insane

>>213474400
@Grok is this real?

>>213476362
Cute

>>213484844
I like cats and dogs both. They have their own personalities.

I have only one fat retard to contribute

>>213485577
The Classic

>>213485439
yeah. someone lied to avoid classes

>>213482100
how does she reach the pedals??

>>213480237
You are an idiot

>>213485641
the cat was a real chonker

My roommate in college threw a kitten against a wall multiple times because he had anger issues and I was too pussy to stop him.

>>213484640
reminds me of this. Kramer keeping asians in drawers of a dresser

>>213471834
>>I'm a tranny cat lady
kys cringe nu-male faggot tranny

>>213471834
based
woof woofs are pitiful babies and obnoxious fur and saliva machines

>>213486240
cute

>>213472261
Here's a neat trick you can teach your dog: get it to shut the fuck up. Clearly no dog owner has ever mastered this one yet.

>>213472116
>>police dogs, service dogs, hunting dogs, guard dogs, cattle dogs...
And then the other 99% of dogs live soulless lives being an accessory for lonely people.

It's really annoying that girls consider it a red flag if you own a cat. I'm not getting rid of my cats just for some girl.

>>213486240
>later that year

>>213486348
the same girl will happily take punches from Tyrone. Fuck what they think

>>213486348
bitches aint shit

>>213485909
I saw two Chinese or asian kids kicking a cloth sack around behind a strip mall near the storage I was using and heard something yowling bloody murder so I approached them and they fucking bolted immediately. Inside the bag were a few kittens that I assume were abandoned there and the chinks just started abusing them. One was already dead and the others were pretty much on their way so I just left the sack there.

>>213486384
wagecucks need to get out and vibe with wavey cat

>>213471834
Cat board
Cat site
Cat internet
Cat world

>>213476959
Fag here. Cats are better and so is penis. Imagine being a str*ight and chasing the stinky hole of a 2/10, desperate for attention and then destroying the entire fucking planet to try to get it. Pathetic. Str*ight """men""" are a lower form of life.

>>213476959
I'm not a straight man but I am a straight woman (trans) and I easily prefer kitties.

looks like some girls here are a little upset because they ran out of peanut butter

cat

>>213486516
that's some strange slapping style, you don't see it these days

>>213476362
lol that’s what you get for buying shitty overpriced Apple slop their shit always breaks so easily, PC bros stay winning

>>213484875
thanks lad

>>213472373
they both can be emotional support companions for lonely people
t. non-pet owner

>>213486617
I liked John Hodgman before he lost his mind.

>>213472462
Yeah this dude suffered from toxotransmosis

>>213486384
wtf??!?!?! is this real???? how did they teach those cars to do this???

>>213479953
Lmao

>>213471834
oh shit
dogsisters..............

>>213471943
Works on my machine, phonecuck

>>213481521
Rats and Mice are never eradicated when Cats move in, birds, amphibians and small reptiles are.
Rats just get smarter at hiding and Cats don't actually like eating them. Barn Cats were called that because you had to force it to subsist on vermin alone.

>>213486758
It's a really good Noir film. The cat is a bonus.

>>213471834
fpbp

>>213475477
Checked.

>>213477253
Kitty.

>>213488363
downloaded it already. Gonna try watch it over the weekend

Both cats and dogs are great for different reasons - bickering about which one's superior is useless. And It's not their fault that some of their owners are retards.

Please for the love of god does anyone have that basedjak picture of a study showing that the cat chemical gives off more testosterone or something and it has a bunch of catsoyjak chads

>>213488871
Your memory is shit.

Animal threads are the best /tv/ threads.

>>213481948
dogredditors gtfo

>>213485909
>>213486413
Shame on you both.

>>213481301
the kitten dodging the snapper is the most impressive, that thing was like one millisecond away from getting its nose bitten off

>>213480237
You'd consider yourself independent but if someone locked you in a room with no food or water you would die too, retard.

>>213471834
Fpbp
Anyone who disagrees can go back

>>213472462
Dogfags itt crying rn

>>213471834
>>213474374
I like dogs as long as they look cool or cute like in this pic instead of goofy. I don't understand why humans created those weird, inbred, goofy looking dogs that are all too common.

>>213471834
>>213471848
These

>>213472462
This is actually why I don't like a lot of cat owners, especially female cat owners. They get a cat as a play thing and when it doesn't amuse them like it's a fucking childens toy, they hassle it until it flips out.

>>213488045
>OHHH IT'S TIGHT JOE

>>213490084
REAL!?!?!

>>213475770
wtf
How did you get a monkecat? Mine is scared to jump from the bed sometimes.

>pets that piss and shit and leave hair everywhere
MARRY AND REPRODUCE

>>213477636
That is how I felt when I saw those awful Central Africaniggers crucify a cat and paraded it around the town square.

>>213471834
both only serve a real purpose if you live on a farm and otherwise are just emotion exploiting parasites.

>>213479034
What an asshole and a shit dog.

>>213480780
CHRISTUFFAH

>>213488185
Gato's cave.

>>213490146
>weird, inbred, goofy looking
Because some people are weird, inbred, and goofy looking.

>>213490507
Mice are everywhere outside of the city, doesn’t have to be a farm

I like both cats and dogs but what I love most are frens :)

we slinking

>>213490826
>hold me back bro, hold me back

Dogs just annoy me after realizing they think about food all day every day. I think they love going for walks because they just want to sniff around for food

>>213490524
this webm will never not make me laugh. the way he launched at the manchild retards jugular lol

>>213490938
that is just about every single animal on planet earth, likely every single one, i'm just leaving wiggle room. including humans. food, reproduction, sleep. those are the priorities.

>>213491060
Not really. We get hungry, we eat and then we don’t think about it.

>>213491091
yeah i'm sure you're thinking only about quantum physics.

>>213491103
Do you seriously think about food every minute of your life?

>>213490938
my dog will spend a full 5 minutes sniffing a random, non berry yielding bush if i let him. i don't think its food.

>>213471834
You are correct.

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY

my cat and my dog are good friends, completely bfoing pet wars faggots, as always.

the real thing to look out for is anti-animal humans. always cross the street when walking the dog, never let your cat out unsupervised if you live around them. and remember, noticing patterns based on race is normal.

>>213491112
do you have the ability to read an animals mind? are you aware that humans are only hyperfocused on productive things if they have autism, or are medicated?

>>213490868
>you will never slink down some sunny stairs next to some nice greenery

>>213490938
i have to give my dog small portions, otherwise she just leaves half her bowl sitting there for 6+ hours.

Best way I can describe my cat is that she's a sweet cat but had boundaries, and you get a sixth sense for when to and when not the to do something like pick her. Clearly not treating your cat like a fucking plaything or a dog and respecting those boundaries pays off considering the amount of times she comes to me to sit on my lap or chest for pets when there's nothing she could want for like food, water, an open window to go out, etc

>>213491142
don't post disabled animals, geeze.

>>213491150
You think humans can only think about something other than food if they have autism? Legit retarded

>>213480514
What Bond villain is that?

>>213472157
>>213481475
>>213486110
Dogs are extremely unhygienic, require much maintenance and will make your house smell disgusting. Cats are clean, independent, civilized and cheap to maintain. The choice is obvious

>>213471807 (OP)
Cute but its not caturday yet

>>213491573
Yeah it always smells bad in a house with dogs. Not super disgusting but a hint of dirty laundry or something

>>213490938
>love going for walks because they just want to sniff around for food

Nope. Dogs, like all intelligent animals, have a desire to explore their environment. Food drive is stronger in some dogs, however, there are times when an exciting new environment will completely eliminate any desire for food, as exploring the environment is far more appealing to them. You can see this when you watch inexperienced trainers trying to use food rewards while training out in public, as the dog ignores the food reward and focuses more on the environment.

>>213491573
People make their houses smell like dogs/cats, not the animals, as it is the job of the people to keep the house clean. I've been in plenty of homes with cats, dogs, or both, and have never noticed any aroma giving them away. I've also been in homes that reeked of dog or cat piss.

>>213490868
:3

>>213491743
Do dog owners even shower their dogs every day?

>>213491517
Ayyy le Meow

>>213471807 (OP)
Watch the best pet movie ever made.
Fuck you, don't make an excuse, don't watch the remake, watch the original.

>>213472116
Dogs are the second best pre-industrial machine substitute behind horses and ahead of cattle (who are the overall GOAT human animal because of the multiple foods and materials they provide on top of the labor potential)
Cats are just the best companions/pets, but they ARE the best.

>>213476362
>nyaaa no more OnlyFans uploads for you, bitch

>>213491743
You'd constantly have to clean the house to avoid a sticky floor and smell of dog, not so much with cats unless it's some rare breed and it hasn't been taught at all

>>213471834
this

dogs are loud obnoxious and absolutely incosistent in their characters
i hate dogs

cats are chill, playful or just assholes but you can see their character clear as day

>>213491934
wtf is that man holding

>>213490868
cute snake

>>213492430
plucked chicken

>>213492495
why does it have a face like a fat dolphin
looks like a creature from oddworld

dogfags btfo
catchads win AGAIN lmao
thread closed
dubs