Thread 213472964

Why didn't Sam stick to doing graphic design or whatever bullshit he went to college for? He clearly isn't as funny or as deep of a thinker as he thinks he is.

How have you not gotten that this has backfired yet? Jesus Christ get it together, faggot.

>>213472964 (OP)
Uhh, jews and indians.

i like that sam speaks with authority as if he's figured out life and gives guidance to lesser men

>>213472964 (OP)
He's a really good producer though.

>>213473166
But he hasn't produced anything in the last 10 years or so.

>>213472964 (OP)
Careful, Sam’s teenage fag brigade might call you Jewish or Indian.

>>213473144
"learn a skill" is good advice for lesser men, though.
You aren't getting anywhere performing your subway job as best as possible, you have to actually put your energy somewhere that will pay dividends down the road

>>213472964 (OP)
Why are you obsessed with him so much?
Shut the fuck up, you gay fat retard

>>213472964 (OP)
Looking back all of the actual artistic sketches from WP were the ones that weren’t about Sam like Cop Killer or the nick Teacher sketch. It’s no coincidence that the best sketch in Extreme Peace is the Nick thanksgiving sketch which was clearly a very personal one by Nick.

>>213472964 (OP)
LOAD UP DA TING
PARUMPA PUM PUM

>>213473297
this retard used to spam his ugly Jewish cock on the bant board
Can't wait for his mother to die so he's homeless

>>213473241
He doesn't produce fishtank? Then what does he do?

what do we think of Price adding fire to the Marky allegations?

>>213473297
>>213473378
But that’s Cryokeen who was an ex fishtank fan who hates Sam after her got on the show and got humiliated.

>>213473280
>learn a skill
>subway

>>213473429
you're retard

gorilla nest

>>213472964 (OP)
If only I could live as rent free as Sam does in shitlibs heads...

>>213473546
Tim won. It’s over Sam.

>>213473381
Fishtank is mostly just Jet and his friends half-baked ideas, unless things go wrong and his involvement is critical, as it was back in S3.

the absolute cluelessness of the modern libtard still ceases to amaze me.
you people have no souls.
it's 100% clear.
you have some sort of metaphysical blindness where a big part of human existence is just completely obscured to you.
The Left loses the Meme War btw.
The End of History ends with the Right winning and 1000 years from now people look at Leftist thought as one would today look at nonsense like Astrology or Palm Reading when it comes to wisdom, outlook and problem solving.

>>213472964 (OP)
because all you fags kept telling him was funny and gave him the illusion he could make money from making jokes for neet chantards.

>>213473632
No really.
Tim required a whole Institution and a giant Metapolitical Leftist apparatus to amplify him.
Sam seems to be on the rise despite all that institutional force against him.
It doesn't look good for you shitlib; you've already lost and you don't know it.
You're a zombie.

>>213473640
>it's 100% clear.
what Nostradamus. what is clear?

>>213472964 (OP)
>huh, what's that in back seat? A bunch of twigs and leaves? What do you need a bunch of twigs and leaves for? Building some kind of gorilla nest? That what you are, some kind of gorilla? Ha ha ha, don't be so stressed we're not being serious here! Step out of the vehicle raped face.

>>213473701
Like we all stared in the Abyss that the Left had planned and now we're like "Yup, these fuckers can never ever get power again for eternity".
You guys are straight up metaphysically evil and we got the receipts.
What's your big plan now? Race Communism?
If Kill Whitey 1.0 didn't work, what makes you think Kill Whitey 2.0 is gonna be more successful now that we're aware of how fucken evil you leftist shitwits are thinking you're clever.
The only people that are more hated globally right now than leftists are jews (same shit; they financed Progressivism over the centuries to subvert the Right order of things).
I'd tell you to go to hell but you don't believe in that shit; so go to oblivion or whatever nihilistic utopia your soulless kind wish to be one with.

>>213473678
I’m not a lib, Sam. People hate you because you’re an ugly, pathetic, washed up theater kid that spent all his daddy’s trust fund money on TRT and child pornography. Politics has nothing to do with it.

I'm starting to get anti-Sam fatigue. Don't you guys have a snark subreddit to do this shit on instead of here?

>>213473813
I'm not Sam, but I fucken hate your vibe.

>>213473829
no this is anti-propaganda for them.
this is their pathetic way of "cancelling" someone with more clout than they think he should have.
they whine & bitch & mew on /tv/ as if their dick & balls will grow back

>>213473280
>"learn a skill" is good advice for lesser men, though.
You aren't getting anywhere performing your subway job as best as possible, you have to actually put your energy somewhere that will pay dividends down the road

Yes anons, listen to the guys who followed their dreams and now make their livings off separating working class males from their shekels by making them pay for basic bitch advice, and become a useful idiot for a system that hates you. Work hard, take on a mortgage, put that money into the banks and markets, and when the whole system collapses in 10-15 years and all the rich grifters who told you to just put your nose to the grind stone and work hard abscond to Switzerland and Hawaii with all the money you made for them, just hold your head high and be proud you were a working man that held to his ideals and did it right, and make sure to tell the bandits that as they're fucking out your wife and kids and holding you down to saw your head off with an unsharpened knife while their buddy films it in 8k 4000p. Maybe you'll get lucky and your safe and secure grifter daddy will briefly talk about it on his new podcast from his alpine villa!

Why didn't he just keep his hideous face out of the spotlight

>>213473813
>lib
commie same shit.
anti-Logos fuckers than need to be silenced.
demons in skinsuits

>>213473832
I know, it’s only natural, your epigenetic memory of being expelled from every European society is what causes that hatred of us.

>>213472964 (OP)
Andy Ruse and Trapped were always more talented than him.

>>213473945
how you got that I was a kike after this point: >>213473782
>he only people that are more hated globally right now than leftists are jews (same shit; they financed Progressivism over the centuries to subvert the Right order of things).
just baffles me how fucken retarted you are and that I share the same reality as you slop beings.
And really that's all Right Wing means: that better people than you exist.
We're not equals.

>>213473945
I never went insane and chopped my penis off.
That's the basic difference between you and me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:No_Nazis

REMINDER you fucking CHUDS are NOT WELCOME on Wikipedia!

White people DO NOT have a right to live in a white-only Nation!

>>213474055
Like clockwork.

>>213474091
meds now

>>213474025
Learn to speak English you fucking retard.

>>213474091
don just t "kys"
take someone "big" down with you. not normiees.

>>213473925
>than need to be

>>213474186
>>213474544
God you're such a fucken faggot.
Everyone hates you.

>>213474568
You’re only argument is calling me “retarted” and a “slop being”, because I don’t worship Samuel “I’m a money-obsessed pedophile” Hyde like you.

>>213472964 (OP)
Molested kids now organize themselve on 4chan becouse there is no one that sincerely want to participate in those shitty threads mde is really dead

MDE NEVER Di* ACK

>>213473251
You're a Brazilian silly-Billy.

>>213473280
Isn't that kind of big talk coming from somebody's whose greatest achievement in life is being a D-list eceleb thanks to trust fund money?

>>213472964 (OP)
PETA should hire Sam to build bear nests for bears and cubs coming out of hibernation, Sam could could make vlogs about it like the movie Grizzly Man

>>213473297
>>213475316
>pumps 20+ thousand dollars into supporting his e-daddy
>whale-pigging actually gets Sam's attention and he gets invited onto an off-season Fishtank thing
>gets abused and laughed at and he quits, turns out Sam never wanted to be his friend
>now drained of finances thanks to Sam he spends the rest of his days as a mindbroken husk trying to get Sam's attention again, desperately in any way he can even markyposting out of frustration
>Sam laughs all the way to the bank
Pay close attention to this guy pay-piggies, this is you if you think you can buy your way into his inner circle and become the next jet/charles/frank/damien etc.

>>213473546
>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!"
>"Heh, make a Gorilla nest."
>Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"

>>213472964 (OP)
Why do you spend every day sperging about this dude that has about a year of e-fame left anyway.

>>213477653
Lmao i bought a s1 and s2 pass and donated under $100 to Sam and I dont want anything to do with MDE or Sam Hyde again other than humilate him with this video of him failing to make a gorilla nest

https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10?si=Tu_Cioz2maKqg_j1

Of course you won't believe me because you have some kinda brain damage

Not good at graphic design either. Everyone that likes this guy is a fag.

>>213473429
Reading comprehension clearly isn't a skill you've acquired.

>>213472964 (OP)
He's too chaotic for all of that, he's a smart guy though.

>>213479661
>he's a smart guy though.
he's a midwit though, his "smarts" are being jewish and deceptive

>>213477914
dude just pay scott and get it over with

>>213477653
CryoKeen (was) an employee of Sam's

>>213477914
this 40-year-old obese pervert alcoholic regularly posts his penis on this website unsolicited btw

>>213472964 (OP)
Unironically daddy issues. He is basically a woman... deeply insecure and thinks he has to prove a point to daddy

>>213480588
And eventually the goyim always find out, just like 109 times before.

>>213477914
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kG20jZn-GaI

>>213480637
Does daddy issues make you surround yourself with homosexuals?

Can we get real here?

>>213480634
I'm 39 and its a NSFW board

HAHAHHAHAHAHA FISHTANK IS OVER

>>213480839
Oh Thank God

>>213473782
Average sam hyde enjoyer here...Jesus pal get it together

>>213473782
People that hate jews are morons. Jews are all based trad conservatives with good values and an ancient culture of philosophy and wisdom
They are the most masculine force in the world

>>213481072
Except the part where the troon out kids, fuck them in the ass, and eat babies.

Bump

>>213473280
This exactly

>>213473782
Conservatism is inherently an ideology of the past thoughbeit, the opposite of your prediction is much more likely.

Sam is like Techlead but not funny.

>>213472964 (OP)
He couldn't cut it. He pretty much stated that the graphic design business requires you to churn out shit fast and has quotas you have to hit every day. Sam tried but quit because he couldn't meet quota.

>>213482869
Remember that Sam considers working 10 hours straight a significant accomplishment.

>>213483272
It's not? NEET here. If I can work 4 to 8 hours on anyone thing that's a miracle

Wagies have been brainwashed into thinking that working 10 hours 6 days a week is normal