Thread 213473225

AVGN the Movie 2 just announced

>>213473225 (OP)
HE’S BALD!!

>>213473225 (OP)
Mowdin

>>213473248
Sitting all day and playing vidya and drinking beer will do that to ya

>>213473225 (OP)
BASED! LONG LIVE THE ROLFE! FUCK THE HAYDUHS!

>>213473248
>middle aged man looks middle aged
At least he stayed under 200 lbs

>>213473225 (OP)
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

>>213473225 (OP)
Christ, I'm older than him and even I don't look that bad

>>213473271
He doesn't even play the games, and the beer is all water in empty bottles

>>213473303
Flew over the mowdin.

>>213473305
No you don't.

>>213473303
RAMBO
COMMANDO

>original score by Rex Viper
Holy kino

>>213473576
sick tat

>>213473225 (OP)
>tfw my hairline is only marginally better and i'm a full decade younger
it's over

>>213473576
Love those guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDX0BT_0jR4

no it wasn't

>>213473248
and?

>james mentors the next AVGN in a parody of Hollywood.
>its going to be a fat girl.

>>213473225 (OP)
Jesus, James is looking old. And he's my age. Then again, I have a full head of hair still and he was never exactly a model to begin with. Still...

>>213473910
Ape would never allow it, it will be a buff black bull, and she will personally mentor him every night at 5:40

Spoony Movie soon?

Pat the NES Punk movie soon?

>>213473764
At least they got rid of him

>>213473977
He's gone back to his bad habits, Spoony movie has been delayed to a hypothetical 2035 pre-production date.

>>213473225 (OP)
Why is he crying?

>>213474206
He's giving a tribute to his rival.

>>213474008
Hey nerds, why did you give this guy internet fame?

>>213474336
>>213474008

>>213474336
He was already e-famous.

>>213474415
Gorilla nest status?

>>213474415
How? He’s a repulsive person.

Practically every gaming / pop culture critic / comedian from the early YouTube years inevitably meets a sad and sometimes disturbing fate. Like, there’s now a well-established genre of YouTube drama documentaries about these people, many of whom are now certified lolcows.

>>213474499
Google image search results

>>213474008
I love how everyone just referred to them as the blobs

>>213474557
For me it's Lowtax the founder of comedy website SomethingAwful.com

He wasted millions of dollars, had a tranny take a shit on his ex-wife's coffee table and blew his brains out penniless, hated and disgraced.

>>213473225 (OP)
dude looks lke he is one of the scientists from half-life 1

>>213473225 (OP)
Can someone tell James that he is a millionaire who doesn't have to do this anymore?

>>213473997
>If you only knew how bad things really are.

>>213474892
Lowtax was the Prometheus of toxic online incel geek troll culture, and moot inherited his legacy

>>213473576
The moment I saw his tattoo peeking from under the sleeve of his white shirt in one of AVGN episodes I knew he was a fraud and not a real nerd. He lost all the cred back then and I stopped watching him.

>>213475262
Yeah nerds never get awful tattoos.

>>213475350
Those are just normies pretending. Actual nerds are to fucking awkward, socially retarded or chuddy (tats=degen) to get any kind of tattoos.

>>213474892
Holy shit elfpr0n. Was she ever good-looking or was she always fat? I can’t even remember anymore. I knew someone who hooked up with her at a goon meet back when.

>>213473764
Full time musician and audio engineer here. This is so awful it's unreal. Whoever mixed and mastered this has no fucking clue what he was doing.

>>213475469
>no troo nerd
kek, no you fucking retard. Nerds fuck, nerds get married and have families, you're talking about failsons that should have been thrown into the sea.

>>213474008
>>213474358
qrd?

>>213475543
Prove it.

>>213474008
>>213474499
why doesn't he lose weight

>>213475262
Having a generic tattoo, calling yourself a metal head, and listening to bands who’s tee shirts you can get at Walmart makes you a geek.

>>213475561
iykyk

>>213475616
Obviously it's way harder to unfuck a master after it has already been shat up, but fuck it. Give me like 15 minutes.

>>213475561
James made a partership with his production company after Mike left to for admin stuff so James could just be the on camera guy. The scripts were bad and the slobs tried to become AVGN cast members. They also did movie review podcasts which were them just sitting around talking and failing at it because they didn’t have chemistry or anything interesting to say. I presume once the contract expired they went their seperate ways

>>213475469
Have you seen some of these tattooes you dingus? I don't think a poser's going to go out and get House Dagoth plastered onto himself no matter how many Dagothwave videos he chugs down his 0hrs played on Morrowind gullet.
You even have fat goober nerds doing Warhammer podcasts where they met fat goober women and have fat goober kids who want to be johnny spacemarine while Paypigging Games Workshop.

>>213474415
I miss Silvermania. Too bad Bob was arrested and Jurutt and Justy had a falling out.
For as much as people shit on Justin, he's the one of the group who's most like the average early years /btard

>>213475721
>James made a partership with his production company after Mike left

>>213475543
>>213475616
>>213475666
Here you go. First half is their version, 2nd half is mine. Jump around to compare:

https://voca.ro/16CGtRCicEmS

Mind you I would get a way better result if I had the stems and if their master wasn't already drenched in dogshit processing.

>>213476026
blb catching a stray

>>213476095
ngl that is a big difference their version sounds like shit compared to yours

woo go james. hopefully he learned a lot from the first time and things go smoother.

>>213475721
The issue is that Justin is a legitimately good video producer, but he's eternally indignant about his personal endeavors (Underbelly, Silvermania, probably other things) not generating the widespread efame he feels he deserves, which is probably why he tried to put himself in front of the camera on Cinemassacre.

>>213476306
>probably
Dude his desperation to be on camera being so obvious was one of the funniest things about Rental Reviews. He clearly hated it whenever anyone else was speaking and was just waiting to get his shit in.

>>213476095
What is your estimation, why is their master so bad?

>>213474008
You'd think so but I'm pretty sure he is better than their lead singer. Someone listen again and find out.

>>213473910
>fat and gay

>>213476306
>legitimately good video producer,
He spearheaded the worst period in Cinemassacre history and ruined multiple AVGN episodes with his behind the scenes incompetence.

>>213476477
My guess would be that someone from their team who is the "audio guy" roughly brought the different elements to the same level, with no regard for limiting and compression and then either applied a bad mastering preset or ran it through AI mastering.

>>213473910
>>213476577
So you're saying there's a chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae_aBWl9T6U
I don't know why anyone didn't link his new video

>>213478214
Because linking videos is gay.

>>213473225 (OP)
I LOVE THE ANGRY VIDEOGAME TURD
SLUUURRRRPPPPP GLUG GLUG GLUG
AAHHHHHHH

>>213476462
>Dude his desperation to be on camera being so obvious was one of the funniest things about Rental Reviews

Someone must have told him to shut the fuck up at one point because he was downright obnoxious in the earlier episodes.

Why do you HATE him? Why do you want him to SUFFER? Just because he invented indie filmmaking?

>>213478364
Based Jimmy making his terminally online haters and losers seethe over an ad he got paid for.

Say what you want, he won.

>>213473910
I have the thinning hairline, I'm the perfect candidate

>>213478489
Where's this hospital at? Kasztan?

>>213473910
>>213476577
Fat, gay, AND black, you chuds.

>>213473997
Pat shouldn't have been such an insufferable cunt.

>>213473997
Pat showed me that collectorfags don't even enjoy games.

>>213478715
He played 2 minutes of each game on his 24 hour streams.

>>213473997
Does he still do that podcast where him and his co-host know less about vidya than Scott the Poz?

>>213476095
original mix sound fine to me, mixing/mastering is subjective

>>213473225 (OP)
Facts about Cinemassacre
>Mike invented AVGN and James lies that he created the character saying "he's based on his old boss"
>Bootsy is a manlet and his anti-trump rants is the reason why he was fired (mike voted for trump)
>James Rolfe is a literal retard that thinks he invented indie filmmaking, came up with Toy Story and talked to Spielberg on AOL
>Mike edited basically every video on Cinemassacre and responsible for every good video on the channel
>Mike is worth millions while James almost has no money
>Mike has a hot girlfriend while James has bitch of a wife that controls him

tldr mike is BASED

>>213479495
>came up with Toy Story and talked to Spielberg on AOL
NEED to know more about this

>>213479549
People make stuff up about e-celebs try and get people to repeat it. Which leads to it being repeated on reddit, which leads to it being repeated in video essays which leads back to it appearing in sad shitpastas,

>>213478489
>baby has more hair than his dad
Goddamn James, just shave that shit already.

>>213478552
James will try to spoof the sequel format by training an apprentice. Or something similar. By the time he finally cranks something out it will be incredibly dated and irrelevant.

>>213478715
Or collecting. Chasing the new purchase high. It’s a weird compulsion.

>>213479549
https://youtu.be/3OjchY_3U_s

>>213479495
Why are we suddenly worshiping Mike now? Okay, maybe not suddenly, but for the last two or three years. Back in the day when he first started appearing on the channel, everybody hated him. What changed?

>>213475469
dragon tattoos are a staple of autistic nerd culture

>>213473225 (OP)
Why did zoomers end up loving ecelebs so much?

>>213475469

Yeah nerds arent degenerates at all..

>>213473303
>>213473563
Scrotum guns

>>213476580
James isn’t the greatest scriptwriter, but it’s got his familiar style. Those outsourced ones were totally garbage with elaborate joke set ups and turns of phrase that probably looked good on paper. The slobs tru way too hard to be clever and funny without doing either.

>>213480656
The turbo autists from speddit love him and shill his ass like the good pay pigs they are. Mike seems just normie enough to have contempt for his fans.

>>213480656
People think that just because everyone who came after is worse, it retroactively makes Mike good. He's insufferable.

>>213479495
>Mike has a hot girlfriend
Erin stop posting, we all know you got with him to have your share of James' spergbucks