Thread 213474553

You hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand

>Calling a woman a dreadnought
This lad's patter was on another level.

>>213474553 (OP)
>A Chinaman goes to see an eye doctor.
>After the exam, the doctor says, 'I know why you're having trouble.'
>The Chinaman says, 'Why?'
>The doctor says, 'You have a Cataract'.
>The Chinaman says 'No, I have a Rincoln Continental.

>a man's in bed with his chinese girlfriend
>he starts getting frisky, and says to her: "how about a 69?"
>she says "there's no way i'm cooking at this time of night!"

>>213474553 (OP)
There was a bit in WWE the other week where Iyo Sky, Japanese, had been talking and Naomi, African-American (or whatever) said 'I have no idea what you just said' (paraphrasing, but not much). Surprised she got away with it.

>>213474553 (OP)
One of the most quotable characters of all time

>>213474844
>we never got a scene of jr and ralph breaking balls.
>we never got a scene of jr and phil breaking balls
>we never got a scene of ralph and phil breaking balls.

Really glad we got meadow's career plans and AJ's emo phase.

>>213475208
Meadow was such an insufferable entitled little cunt holy fucking shit

>>213475179
>anthony wants to play games?
>okay
>i taught him games
>i taught him how to play baseball!

>>213474610
What the fuck is this image trying to say.

>>213475107
?

>>213475364
I don't know but that image has been posted here for years and you will show it the respect it deserves. Kapeesh?

>>213475392
Chinese restaurants often take orders by the number of the meal on the menu, because their English isn't good enough to understand the name of the meal in English. So for example, instead of asking for sweet and sour pork, singapore chow mein, prawn crackers and special fried rice, you'd ask for a 121, a 75, a 6 and a 198.

>>213475392
Number 69 on the take-out menu.

>>213474916
lmao