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Anonymous No.213475116 >>213475706 >>213475732 >>213475775 >>213475807 >>213476727 >>213477204 >>213478886 >>213481940 >>213482229
Oh n-
Anonymous No.213475706 >>213475769
>>213475116 (OP)
This joke reminded me of picrel for some reason
Anonymous No.213475732 >>213475769
>>213475116 (OP)
wouldn't krypto be bulletproof
Anonymous No.213475769 >>213475781
>>213475706
I hope they do it as often as Jenner.

>>213475732
Kryptonite bullets
Anonymous No.213475775
>>213475116 (OP)
This was mean spirited
Anonymous No.213475781 >>213475812
>>213475769
they didn't look like kryptonite bullets they weren't green
Anonymous No.213475807 >>213475855 >>213475860 >>213486244
>>213475116 (OP)
Not american here, can someone tl;dr me on the whole puppy killing joke?
Anonymous No.213475812
>>213475781
True...
Anonymous No.213475855
>>213475807
i don't know man, why is the woman only killing dogs? gee i wonder why....
Anonymous No.213475860 >>213476794 >>213476886 >>213477051 >>213481844 >>213481993 >>213482432 >>213482482 >>213486209
>>213475807
Kristie Noem wrote a memoir a couple of years ago about how she put down her family dog with a shotgun for being a shitty dog or something and then everybody predictably clowned on her for sharing such a weirdly morbid story. I guess she thought it would make her come off as some rustic salt of the earth Conservative but it made everyone think she was a psychopath
Anonymous No.213475862
Gunnfags being thrown in an absolute tizzy from this, glad Matt and Trey put this dog down.

Would kill to see it live-action
Anonymous No.213476727
>>213475116 (OP)
only good part in the entire episode
Anonymous No.213476794 >>213476862 >>213477126 >>213478800 >>213481796 >>213481886 >>213481923 >>213482033 >>213482185 >>213482324
>>213475860
Okay, but it's leftists that gleefully animate murdering a dog in graphic detail for their psychotic little joke. It really makes me think. You sick fucks.
Anonymous No.213476862 >>213477126 >>213477239
>>213476794
matt and trey arent funny and only know how to tell the same 3-4 "jokes" over and over again for 20 minutes. nupark relies heavily on repetition, shock factor, and cutaway gags now like that shitty heaven bit.
Anonymous No.213476886 >>213477126
>>213475860
There's probably more to the story and I don't trust SP to do their research. Gore doesn't work as comedy if it's vivid.
Anonymous No.213477051
>>213475860
It's also that she gleefully talked about it as a sign of her strong character and willingness to get dirty jobs done. It was a puppy and she led it into a gravel pit.
Anonymous No.213477126 >>213477162 >>213477176
>>213476794
>>213476862
>>213476886
You guys are sounding like the libs who were upset over South Park in the 00s
Anonymous No.213477162 >>213477245
>>213477126
its snl writing repeating the same joke in the same ONE episode
Anonymous No.213477175 >>213482358
bravo trey
Anonymous No.213477176 >>213477226 >>213477245 >>213482135
>>213477126
Come off it, retard. All to deflect how Matt and Trey are completely cucked little leftist wokeboomers now. They can larp as right wing, or is it centrist now as much as they want but the writing's on the wall. One of them's even raising some half-black kids. You can't make this shit up.
Anonymous No.213477204
>>213475116 (OP)
Looks like my pitbull, Brian.
Anonymous No.213477226
>>213477176
>One of them's even raising some half-black kids.
Hey, he's not the stepfather! He's the father that stepped up!
Anonymous No.213477239 >>213477272 >>213477279
>>213476862
I didn't get the heaven joke
Anonymous No.213477245 >>213480801
>>213477162
>>213477176
Yes, this is the same complaints libs had about South Park in the 00s
Anonymous No.213477272 >>213477298 >>213480541
>>213477239
Heaven is full of Catholics which is the religion most Hispanics have. ICE deports mostly Hispanic people, ergo, ICE is going to heaven to deport them as well. It's a retarded joke.
Anonymous No.213477279 >>213478417
>>213477239
its a libtard statement and they made it literal as a joke because they are working hard to deport everyone
Anonymous No.213477298
>>213477272
Oh. I also didn't get the nut thing either. Is that new, or really old slang?
Anonymous No.213478417 >>213478537
>>213477279
Matt and Trey aren't libtards.
Anonymous No.213478537
>>213478417
But the people complaining about South Park are, though
Anonymous No.213478800
>>213476794
Is it graphic? Thank God I'm waiting for torrents
Anonymous No.213478886
>>213475116 (OP)
KEK
Anonymous No.213480541 >>213480863
>>213477272
>Heaven is full of Catholics
Why the fuck would heaven be full of the servants of the scarlet woman of Rome?
Anonymous No.213480801
>>213477245
yea they hated them for raising mutt kids
Anonymous No.213480863
>>213480541
I was asked a question, I answered. Your question is not relevant to the question nor answer.
Anonymous No.213480996 >>213481020 >>213481921
I feel like this episode had too much going on. Hard to tell if they'll be continuing the plotlines later down the season, but that ending was incredibly rushed.
Anonymous No.213481020
>>213480996
Think they have some continuity because you see Jesus in the school at the beginning of the episode.
Anonymous No.213481796
>>213476794
comics aren't real in case you didn't know
Anonymous No.213481844
>>213475860
Just woman things. Remember that psycho cunt who gloated about aborting her baby at the Oscars.
Anonymous No.213481886
>>213476794
>muhammad
Anonymous No.213481921
>>213480996
>but that ending was incredibly rushed
i can't help it but the very fucking ending with the "loo loo loo" made me laugh like a retard for a solid 5 minutes. surprised me
Anonymous No.213481923
>>213476794
Yes, leftist would animate murdering a dog gleefully. Rightiods would actually murder a dog gleefully.
Anonymous No.213481940 >>213482236
>>213475116 (OP)
YEAH...no
that's AI\
nice try
NOT
Anonymous No.213481993 >>213482061 >>213482482
>>213475860
>put down her family dog with a shotgun for being a shitty dog
Anonymous No.213482033 >>213482049 >>213482214 >>213482254 >>213482631
>>213476794
The dog killed some chickens or something. Apparently it's common to put down dogs like that in rural areas.
Anonymous No.213482049
>>213482033
No the fuck its not hahahahaha
Anonymous No.213482061
>>213481993
don't worry anon, apparently she didn't kill it with the first shot and didn't bring extra ammo with her so she had to go back to the truck and get more to come back and finish it off but he's in doggy heaven now
Anonymous No.213482135 >>213482269
>>213477176
>now
what show were you watching all these decades?
Anonymous No.213482185
>>213476794
>muh leftists
imagine being this stupid lmao
Anonymous No.213482214
>>213482033
Bumpkins will shoot anybody or anything except the people holding them down
Anonymous No.213482229 >>213483569
>>213475116 (OP)
>Oh n-
Anonymous No.213482236
>>213481940
@Cock is this true?
Anonymous No.213482254
>>213482033
>Apparently it's common to put down dogs like that in rural areas.
Lmao but "we're not a third world country, we swear"
Anonymous No.213482269
>>213482135
youre talking with someone who hasn't even lived 2 decades lol
Anonymous No.213482324 >>213483921
>>213476794
Right wingers and being whiny bitches, what combo is more iconic?
Anonymous No.213482354
I hate how gay they made Krypto. Now he's the kind of dog fat chicks get.
Anonymous No.213482358
>>213477175
I-is he ok?
Anonymous No.213482432
>>213475860
I've put down a dog myself. She was old, in pain, she had a skin condition, and the steroids we were giving her to stop her from being itchy all the time caused her kidneys to shut down.
I believe that, if you're going to decide it's time for your dog to die, you should do it yourself. It's like House Stark shit: If you're going to pronounce the sentence, you should swing the sword.
Blasting them with a gun isn't clean but it is quick and painless. Lethal injections are for human comfort, not the dogs.
This all being said, I wouldn't brag about any of this with a smile on my face. That was a fucking GRIM day.
Anonymous No.213482482
>>213481993
>>213475860
>I guess she thought it would make her come off as some rustic salt of the earth Conservative but it made everyone think she was a psychopath
It's because everyone purposely ignored the context of her killing the dog because it was vicious and untrainable, constantly attacking family and killing neighbors' livestock since she's a femchud.
Anonymous No.213482631
>>213482033
No it isn’t. Shooting a 14 month dog because it killed chickens isn’t a thing, not even a rural area

If it was rabid maybe that’d be different
Anonymous No.213483569
>>213482229
What's that?
Anonymous No.213483921
>>213482324
Silly fags
Anonymous No.213485297
>It's over
Anonymous No.213486209
>>213475860
I would understand using a weapon to euthanize your old, sick dog who can no longer move, eat, etc. Take him into a forest for one last walk, give him a cuddle, and poof, make sure to use a weapon powerful enough to destroy his brain quickly enough so that he neither understands nor suffers. That might be more "humane" than euthanasia at a vet's, in a place he doesn't know, which smells of the suffering, illness, and stress of other dogs, using products that "don't cause pain" without you actually having proof.
Also, the fact of doing it yourself, it's your dog, your companion that you trained, who has accompanied you for years, it's up to you to do it, not to a cold stranger who does it for commercial purposes You do it to shorten his suffering, to allow him to rest, of course you will have to clean but it will be better for him, you are making a sacrifice for your companion
But killing a dog because you're not capable of training him properly? You have to be retarded.
Anonymous No.213486244
>>213475807
Kristi Noam killed her dog for being too loud also she shot chicken or something too in her book