Thread 213475396

>HOH: Mickey
>Noms: Kelley, Rylie, Jimmy
>Veto: Keanu

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previously on /bb/: >>213460154

2 hours before we get our FINITO results

LAURENS 2ND HOH

I'd eat big mak's poop

Kelley, I believe you have a prompt
keep winning blockbuster

If you've been watching the feeds you'd know that Lauren is very intelligent, eloquently spoken, doesn't walk weird, doesn't have botox, and is still a virgin. If you believe otherwise it's because you're a retarded episodes only watcher who is seeing the bad edit.

>>213475450
friendly reminder to punt boren into the sun

why does she walk like this?

>>213475526
based

>>213475529
she’s very tight

/wontbros/ we WON'T care if the fag goes home

>>213475450
thats correct laurens basically an undercover genius

i miss the succubus...

>>213475566
She failed the ACT years in advance all in preparation of Big Brother. We will never have another player this dedicated to the game.

>>213475529
maybe she hurt her back doing gymnastics

>>213475552
A wide thighgap indicates looseness

>>213475595
>>213475568
holy succukino

>>213475529
She got shot to near death while working as a cop in Detroit.

>>213475529
she's a nintendo 64 character

Big Brother 27 Cast if the would do another TV Show

>>213475596
they would never allow this on feeds now kek

My favorite update of the season so far.

>>213475839
thats from almost 2 weeks ago

>>213475784
Why would Morgan be on Dr Phil?

>>213475940
it is

>>213475609
lauren got that dawg in her

>>213475839
me too lauren

it's up

>>213475839
>>213476036
kek

KAT FOR HOH

Wingstop or Jersey Mike's for dinner?

>>213476096
You have Jersey Mike's at home

>>213476096
MIKE'S

>>213476096
jersey mike's, always over wingstop

>>213475529
she's in primus

>>213476096
gotta echo the jersey mikes as well

>>213475568
she sucked tyler dry and made him into a man again in the challenge

>>213476113
>>213476115
>>213476120
>>213476187
fair enough /bb/

>>213476096
another subplace that isn't shitty mike

>>213476096
I've never had either

>>213476096
wingstop is my go to

>>213476236
same, best thing i ever did for my health was stop eating fast food

how many people post in /bb/ nowadays? like 20? kek

>>213476307
there’s hundreds of us

>>213476307
5 women, 3 fags, 3 dudes and 2 twitterfags

Keanu's curse

>>213476307
more like 2

>>213476376
cbs said 26 million people watched last weeks episode across all platforms

there are 625 votes on jokers and you can bet they arent all unique

>>213476446
>cbs said 26 million people watched last weeks episode across all platforms
Idont believe that

>>213476307
we're chugging about the same or even slightly faster than most recent seasons so I'd say about the same count we had before ip detection got nuked. 20ish people on average with up to 40 on super kino days/eviction episodes

>>213476307
>TLP(Body-ody, wobble, eat lauren poop) poster
>Big mac poster.
>Cliff Hogg poster
>a few twitter fags or females
>fishtank/big brother poster.
>a few veterans.

>>213476307
all me, baby

>>213476478
https://www.paramountpressexpress.com/cbs-entertainment/shows/big-brother/releases/?view=111653-big-brother-watched-by-nearly-26-million-unique-viewers

YOU BELIEVE I HAVE A WHAT???

>>213476478
oh my bad its for ALL episodes for the first 2 weeks

https://www.paramountpressexpress.com/cbs-entertainment/shows/big-brother/releases/?view=111653-big-brother-watched-by-nearly-26-million-unique-viewers

still 4m+ is far from 625

>>213476307
does it even matter?

>>213476307
Just check the poster counter in the bottom right

>>213476342
bullshit. i know from my dm's there are more than 3 gays here.

>yells in her face
>she trusts him
how'd he do it

>>213476602
How do you get dms on 4chan?

>>213476735
People say Vince is a rat but Will is in more alliances than him

>>213476843
because he usually just happens to be sitting on a nearby chair when an alliance forms

ONE HOUR

vince is the glue

>>213476958
Until Jimmy wins blockbuster and Kelly is finito

>>213476989
Maybe on planet retard

>>213475609
shes a student of the game

>>213476989
I am okay with this and I am ok with Jimbo going

>>213476989
fags out

>>213476096
JSERSEY M,IKES

>>213476729
it turned her on

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Here in South Dakota we have this thing called cornholes where you throw stuff into a hole and I kinda lost my train of thought but Kelley will win

All the people saying Jimmy staying would be based are delusional twitter and rhaptards.
There would be no crazy blowup or war, he'd just side with the hags again. Jimmy is boring as shit

>>213476998
Jimmy's got this, he knows not only how to handle balls, but is versatile in serving and receiving, since he plays tennis

>>213477159
aye, if jimmy won HoH he'd go full recovery mode and do noms best to try to reintegrate into the house.
kelley winning HoH she'd just start blasting

>>213477186
Not even you believe the words you typed

>>213477186
im afraid its curtains for jbone when rylie busts the block

>>213477186
He’s gonna be super nervous and keep dropping the balls

>>213476490
lauren poop eater and big mak poster are the same person. there are possibly multiple poop eaters lurking amongst us though

>>213477159
Yup, he's waiting until he's evicted to say anything of substance

>>213477140
cornhole or "bags" uses an entirely different skillset than the comp tonight though. you're not throwing bean bags

>>213476490
tlp poster here, please don’t lump me in with the scat fag

>>213477277
There are multiple big mak posters

>>213477246
they're puns based on gay slang, hon

>>213477316
we love big mak

>>213477316
yeah but you're the shitty cap spammer one. big difference

>>213476490
i post big mak
im a girl
i post fishtank
i am a vet
i have never said good morning to hogg poster

you're quite the anomaly. respect

KOWGIRL KELLEY GOT THIS

>>213477380
the first thing i do every day is say good mornig to mr hogg

>>213477420
I'm in a groupchat and they're all rooting for Jimmy to win and Kelley's demise. I might seethe and leave it tonight.

Twitterfags are running with the idea that Kelley asks for propranolol on Thursdays since she told Lauren she only had to take it "two times" so far this season

>>213477457
i would not be friends with people who disagree with me about big brother
i just wouldn't

Lauren is BODY-ODY

>>213477482
I remember that conversation. She took them to help her get sleep because of Keanu's snoring iirc

>>213477487
>Propranolol is a nonselective beta-blocker medication used to treat various conditions affecting the heart and circulatory system, and other conditions like anxiety and tremors
>anxiety and tremors
perfect cocktail for this block buster. kelley is locked in and going to win

>>213477487
i guess it's possible since she's anxious about the idea of getting evicted but that's some schizoid detective work that's not surprising from twitter

>>213477524
theres the TLP

Does Keanu know Jimmy and Ashley are going after Zach Vnce and Morgan or will he waste his turn knocking them out during the hoh comp

Rylie is a beast at pool so in my stupid brain will be good at this comp and easily win it. Never seen Jimmy play. Only saw Kelley get bored of playing and quit mid game

>>213477487
Adderall + low dose propranolol = god mode

30 MINUTES UNTIL RYLIE'S WEINER HANGS OUT OF THE BOTTOM OF HIS LITTLE BB BLOCKBUSTER SHORTS

Look at Meme

>>213477487
Kek they’re so mad they’re grasping at anything

can someone explain to me david's nickname being ATG? i didn't watch allstars but i did watch bb21

>>213475568
>>213475678
remember kyle was trying his best not to give in and be horny, but she'd constantly try to rape him

>>213477624
watching julie do it it looks extremely easy if you realize you just have to move around the same obstacle 3 times in a row. its not like survivor ones where its a maze

>>213477689
referring to Mickey? why do i think twitter already disliked her because she said she doesn't like Beyonce? I can imagine the red flag emojis like crazy on those posts

>>213477721
>>213475568
Idk what it is but she always looks so soft in a way I haven't seen anywhere else.

>>213477693
his name is david ALEXANDER

i will let you figure out the rest on your own

>>213477693
A True Gentleman because he was the kindest man in the house

genuinely what the fuck was her problem

I hope it actually is a knockout hoh so we can finally see it live

So what is Zach like? I'm not really a feed watcher so I don't know if he has a big personality or not. Is he just laying low and floating his way through?

>>213477777
TRUST
R
U
S
T

>>213475471
This is my favorite Mak picture. Anyone have the gif for it?

>>213477812
lol not happening

>>213477820
He's a bland douche but more competent gamewise than most of them

>>213477812
what would they show on sunday's episode then?

>>213477668
thats going to distract jimmy

why don't they let the houseguests watch the arena? it would help them strategize earlier instead of the awkward hugging everyone/talking for 20 seconds/scrambling

the entire eviction night needs to be revamped entirely. feels clunky

>>213477761
physically or personally?
she's one of my top bb waifus, something about how ride-or-die she was

Hey /bb/ros, I'm a little tipsy right now, just checking in before the episode to let you know I love you guys <3

>>213477820
Very aware of the camera and talks like he's doing a podcast. Obviously wants work after this. In the middle of talking to people he'll do a heart to the camera and be like "heckin love y'all" in a cringe way.

any possibility they flipped the house from Jimmy to Rylie or did Mickey terrify Ashley enough to squash it?

>>213477693
all time greatest

>>213477918
i get high at night, after i take care of business

>>213477811
she was megahorny

>>213477871
I'm at least happy this year they actually show everyone's reactions in the living room to the person that wins Arena
In BB26 when they announced who the winner of the Arena was, every time they'd focus the cameras on the three walking downstairs like it was some fucking fashion show or something

>>213477908
Physically. She's skinny but she has the skin if a fat woman. It's very attractive and I have literally bever seen it anywhere else. Compare her ribs yo any other eoman for example.

>>213477942
they dont even need ashley

zach/vince/lauren control the vote and they all voting out jimmy

>>213477811
the succubus was always horny

>>213477944
I'm going to go smoke some marijuana (also known as cannabis) before the show tonight :D

>>213477934
>In the middle of talking to people he'll do a heart to the camera and be like "heckin love y'all" in a cringe way.

>>213477777
it is written

>>213477974
zach is a pussy safe player and i think he will probably win because of it.

>>213477863
2 afp ava segments

>>213477985
kek his weird facial expressions crack me up

>>213477858
>>213477934
Got it, he's a pretentious douche. Doesn't surprise me at all.

>>213477985
i HATE heart hands

>>213477975
>where's your cock kyle
>get it out NOW

>>213477524
her face in this always gives me the creeps
like some demon briefly showing itself before morphing back into some sweet southern belle

>>213477820
I see shades of Cody (16,22) in him so I want him gone prejury (unlikely bc of that power)

>>213477985
He may also be an autist

>>213477777
Kelly W confirmed

>>213478049
she's really hot but something seems off about her face. like she got built a completely new nose from scratch

>>213477777
we are so fucking blessed bros
TRUST

>>213477918
lets get black out drunk

>>213477777
CHECK'D

>>213477918
love you too babes

>>213478102
I keep thinking I'll do a shot every time morgan mentions wall comp or snake but fear I'll have a horrifying hangover the next day

>>213477954
They should do what BBCAN did and film the eviction episodes a couple of hours before they air it instead of being live. Their evictoion episode edits were always amazing, when they came back from commercial they'd have segments of the players strategizing during the break. They're trying to force it with the whole 'now you can strategize' bit they do every week now right before the vote but it feels so forced.
https://youtu.be/w2ClUJYRKUw
4:30 onwards show what I mean, you never get this on BBUS.

>>213478160
>bbcancelled

>>213478075
she's just a little rodent-y

they should cast attractive lesbians

>>213478160
>They should do what BBCAN
no

>>213478160
>4:30 onwards show what I mean, you never get this on BBUS.
you'll never get it on bbcancelled either lil bro

>>213478160
nah

>>213478200
The term is mousy BITCH

like really hot lesbians

>>213477777
These are just one anon scripting

10 bings

>>213478160
some dipshit audience member would always spoil it and get rid of the surprise
it's why we need live evictions

>>213478252
if that were true it would be a jag post

>>213478217
>>213478250
that show got cancelled

>>213478252
Trust in the 7 brother

>>213478217
They should cast a mean bull dyke

the should get some of those whores from the challenge who will fuck anything to be on bb

>>213478234
mousy is like quiet and librarianish. she had a little actual mouse in her

>>213478276
How the fuck did he even make it on the show?

>>213478286
they did

im talking gorgeous lesbians with giant honkers

>>213478320
apparently his social media personality is way different, like goofy fun swinger middle aged guy

>>213478320
undercover cop is a free ticket after derrick

5 BINGS

Puzzle answer: THE BIG FINALE

SHOWFAGS ASSEMBLE

I miss the live feed flashback so much. That shit was broken half the time. But when it worked it was great going back to see shit you missed because you had to goto sleep.

Also, why am I attracted to messy Kelley?

>>213478413
dang he just won 100k and has a black wife

First for Jimmy winning battle of the block

>>213478511
why would he win a bb16/bb17 twist?

>>213478493
>Kelley plays with people that golf in jeans
casual confirmed

julie lookin so so fine

KEANU 4 HOH

>>213478250
like hot lesbian sisters

>>213478521
Cause he stayin not sit back

JULIE LOOKIN GOOD

WHERE ARE ALL THE SHOWFAGS?

its weird watching local NYC ads

LETS GOOOOOO

hi jackie chan moon vest

JULIE LOOKIN GOOD

>>213478529
In their defense, that ain't much of a golf course.

JULIE LOOKIN GOOD

>>213478602
J-E-T-S
JETS
JETS
JETS!

PROMPT STATUS?

JULIE LOOKING FILLED WITH MOONVES CUM

ooooohhh i get it now. rylie is stupid

>>213478622
YOU BELIEVE I HAVE A WHAT?

i love the recap cause i didnt watch sunday or wed ep

Promptbros, do we believe?

>>213478622
DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT

>>213478622
JUST CUZ I DRESS LIKE THIS

>>213478622
NOOO YOU CANT ASK THAT

\o/KELLEY BUST THAT BLOCK\o/

kek why was morgan moving so fast in the bathroom?

HELLO JULIE
HELLO /BB/
HELLO HOUSEGUESTS
HELLO AMERICA

>>213478667
there he is
my prompt enjoyer

Can't believe we're only at the 4th eviction
This season has felt so long and like I know this cast so well

>>213478695
it was right before the veto meeting and they were getting ready

you can evict the man, but not the idea

Burp spit bros how we feelin?

Jimmy looks different

LETS GO KELLEY

BUT FIRST

>>213478710
hate her guts

is it possible they already did the arena comp and the HGs sitting otb are just acting like they havent played yet? jimmy looks steamed like he lost

ponytail kelley a cute

JIMMY GOTTA GO

JIMMY'S GOTTA GO

I hate Ava

time for the sneaky gay to go yay

JIMMY GOTTA GO

>Jimmy's gotta go
BYE BYE FAG

IM PACKIN THE SUITCASEEE

Bl*cks out

this seems like a historically bad hoh for mickey

mickey is kelley's puppet

>>213478802
it's an all timer for sure

>He for sure is going to win blockbuster
rachel knows the rig is in

I need Julie to hack the game right now.

vince is RUNNING this game

Homophobes aren’t we all

cute TLP celebrating

bro is going to go crawling back to mickey if he wins

jimmy has the glasses. he's winning

based vincenzo

vince confirmed running this game

Chaos Ash getting her DRs in!

>>213478802
Not as bad as Dud's. Hisam won every comp he played in and they cut him

>>213478802
it's incredibly how bad lauren's hoh felt then ropes just went full hold my beer

GAYS AND BLACKS OUT

Trust Me Katherine

>showmance music
kek

>it's gonna be long and thick
>simpmode instantly shows up for no reason

GAY-ASP

>showmance music
Rylie won

>>213478874
Big if true

>>213478883
the edit was wrong, vince wasn't doing shit. thank keanu/morgan/zach for jimmy going up

>>213478937
what did she mean by this? gay asperger?

>>213478500
what a chdab

biblethumpers stay winning

why is getting out a good player, a shit stirrer and rachels #1 out considered a bad move?

i guess just going with kelley and kat would have been epic

Odd that Ropes defends this retarded move until the end of time just like tardmak?

>>213478929
>>213478954

>>213478980
based ropes

damn how is rylie pulling that while looking ret*rded. i give up

>fire awoken
>does nothing

Jimmy leaving tonight

>>213478950
Gays are a potent venomous cancer on society. The asp is a very venomous snake.

kek they're gonna show the mickey/ashley fight

>>213478975
you're supposed to throw your game for rachel

>>213478980
warming up to ropehead

>>213478975
he was a loyal ally for her as much as rachel and had zero inclination to target her. she's basically blown up her spot credibility wise for zero reason or purpose. it's great for us to watch, but extremely retarded move for her

>>213478855
>one hour later when somebody doesn't laugh at his joke

>>213478975
It's still too early, I'm thinking Keanu, kelly, kat next week would be kino

Why did Ropes stick Ginger Root in her hair

>>213479010
they better show ropes in all her insane delulu glory
bitch was tripping hard this week

>>213478989
big
ol
penis

>>213478980
saved

>>213478989
She unironically has stockholm syndrome. When you’re trapped in a house for somebody with no outside world access it’s likely to happen. Just like how Quinn was starting to get Leah to like him on the week he got evicted.

>>213479025
blew it up to who? rachel? lmao what is she going to do? mickey now pulled vince, zach, morgan, lauren and ava closer. she also got rylie and kat closer

MASTERMIND VINCE

>>213478989
insistence and big cock

HOG SEGMENT

VINCE TWIRLS HIS MUSTACHE

BWC BULGE SEGMENT

boys out
showmancegirlies in

Ava is the content queen.

The editors fucking love Ava

they really want ava to win afp it’s so obvious

>>213479069
none of those people are actually close allies for her and would cut her without a second thought
she basically traded an actual alliance for fake alliances

>>213478989
he's tall and blue eyed. Plus it's been a month of solitude. Eventually someone like rockstar looks good enough to fuck

>>213479100
ok student of the game if you say so

So they completely omitted psycho Reily kwk

Rylie is proof that you just need to be white and tall, and you can get a good looking gf

show the hog!!!

fucking freak ava fuck off

>>213479125
huge
dick

Ava is very fishtank coded

im scared kelleybros

at least with blared they were such a shitty showmance grod barely gave them segments
she's going to put a rat bit in every episode won't she? yuck

AFP AVA

LETS GO

>>213479122
they pretty much always protect the hgs unless they straight up hate them

AVA IS RUNNING THIS EPISODE
PROMPTCHUDS STAY LOSING

>>213478855
/ourguy/

>>213479149
ruining more like

>>213479125
Kat is ugly tho

>>213479139
Tucker 2.0

>>213479155
that's a big beanie

>>213479069
vince/zach/lauren are giong after her allies

>>213479178
based kat

RUNNING THIS HOUSE

>>213479178
these people need to move on

>>213479125
and NT

>>213479178
>quinn
kek okay I guess
>red
lmao fucking what?

Zach is locked in

>>213479187
she no longer gives a fuck about ashley and nobody is going after will

Every Rylie/Kat segment.

>>213479178
I forgot about red and his 19y/o wife and his chug tiktoks
what a weird cast

chaos Kelley

double advocate

>>213479226
desperately need lauren and zach to start truly showmancing because fuck me I can't take these two cunts hogging the dedicated showmance segment

>>213479199
it's gonna be awkward when he gets evicted in the next 3 weeks with the show trying to build him as this mastermind winner.

>>213479232
>kelley and her only friend in the house

>>213479232
she needs a punishment suit too

>>213479178
>that many vets
>not even triple digits
grim

>>213479178
jagtard kino happenin

>>213479232
Bug Brother

there is a disturbing lack of lauren this week

>>213479277
*4 digits

>>213479292
she finally went where she belongs, the sun

Jimmy locked in

KELLEY ISN’T WEARING HER CARDIGAN ITS OVER

IMAGE LIMIT REACHED
NEW THREAD

>>213479254
laurens showmance is the game enjoy the Beverly hillbillies this season

red new thread

>>213479292
i told you guys she was going to homer simpson back into the hedge and you were all like no shes fucked, worst hoh ever, everyone is coming for her now you dont put up your own allies. shes finito etc

>>213479325
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>213479277
BB is an incredibly niche show

>>213479254
don't know why they're shying away from jealous morgan segments that stuff is bb gold

first time watching an episode in like 2 years, only see live feeds.

This show is retarded and always has been, show only people are losers

NEW

>>213479357
>>213479357
>>213479357
>>213479357
>>213479357

>>213479202
What's NT?

CALLED IT

HE'S GETTING EVICTED NEXT TO KELLEY KWAB