Thread 213475718

>was promised chili and sea bass
>served bass but no chili

was this ever explained or just left as a glaring plot hole?

>>213475718 (OP)
Everyone thinks it's chili, like a bowl of Texas red. But its actually "chilles and sea bass" as in those little red peppers.

It's chilean sea bass, idiot

>>213475780
???

>>213475718 (OP)
You see that light brown stuff the bass is in? That's chili sauce.

>>213475780
>chilean
Why would you like about this? The food is clearly served warm.

>>213475718 (OP)

they should've forgotten about that stupid park and breed brachiosaurus for meat

little known fact
>it's actually chill e end see bas which means if you get to chill out with some mdma ending the length of time for which the annoying man named baz will bother you
t. enjoyer of much mdma/molly/e due to my chill levels, bas never even got to pester me last 5 times

>>213475718 (OP)
>Chilean Sea Bass is a marketing term first used in the 1980's for the sale of Patagonian Toothfish; a decidedly less sexy name for a fish. Toothfish is in no way related to Sea Bass, but does have somewhat similar characteristic to Sea Bass - being a slightly oily, semi-firm fish. Because of the cost of Sea Bass, Chilean Sea Bass was a popular alternative that had quickly become a hot-buy at a steep cost; ironically for a less than ideal fish.
>So "Spare No Expense" Hammond was serving a cheaper alternative to real Sea Bass that has no actual relation to REAL Sea Bass at all. Yes, John Hammond was serving up a phony with a fancy name and everyone was LITERALLY eating it up - except for Ellie; who was visibly repulsed by the meal.
Why are women always right all the time?

>>213475718 (OP)
is that shredded cheese?

>>213475780
what the fuck are you talking about?

little known fact
>it's actually "chill lean ann seive ass"
you drink lean causing constipation and a gentle lady named Ann seives so that you can poop again

>>213475987
That’s the most sensible explanation yet

>>213475780
they don't have bass in Chile retard

>>213476224
Wrong

>>213475718 (OP)
If the guy gives you free tickets to Dino World, you don't bitch about a slight deviation from the prescribed dinner menu.

>>213476182
little known fact
>it's actually "chillin' zzz bass"
because mainy children when sleeping can perceive bass music in their dreams

>>213475913
Only the finest bagged medium cheddar from Kroger, had it flown in this morning. Spared no expense.