Kirsty edition

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>>213478585 (OP)
I know she came back for Hellseeker but wonder if they'll ever do a legacy sequel with her in it

>Kirsty edition

no thanks grandpa

A-fooking go

>>213478585 (OP)
she was pretty cute with short hair in lurking fear

>>213478585 (OP)
>Kristy edition

>>213478585 (OP)
I remember really liking Kirsty, perhaps because she was a good character in the sequels which has problems unrelated to her. But people seem to shit on her acting. Was it bad?

>>213479129
add to the hair kino list

>>213478585 (OP)
wtf is up with this video? is that some kind of noise filter? not a gif job.

>>213479225
she's good

>>213478585 (OP)
>>213478672
>>213479129
Love this jewess. Her real name is Lori Cohen btw

>>213479298
probably a gif turned into a webm

>>213478672
Id watch it, still looks good for 60

>>213479448
its very high framerate and i think theres too many colors. its very peculiar.

>Halloween TV series
Is this shit dead?

>>213478585 (OP)
She’s still hot as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLPhZvcBpw

So I just bought Battlefield 4 for pc and while it is not a run and gun like cod, the game is very comfy. There are no black people in the menu loading page and there are no girls in the game. There are no elderly voiced females or females making announcements during the game.
The graphics look so much more realistic and gritty and the game feels grounded.

If only blockbuster horror movies could bring this back.

Modern horror:

>Females
>Blacks
>Woke

Pick 2.

>>213479785
hmm, that is tough. female blacks are aight but sassy gay black men are kino

Thoughts?

The cop's chapter felt kind of pointless and the fact the kid stole the name tags off the individual baskets not being noticed is ridiculous but overall it was pretty good. The finale wth her being torn apart by the kids was kino, one of my favorite villain deaths of recent time.

>>213478585 (OP)
She did it with the geico gecko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-VXoibij_I

>>213479854
Not tough at all. Things are much better without middle aged female characters. Mr Mercedes and 28 Years Later both suffered from that.

>>213480180
i failed to come up with a better example than brenda from scary movie but shes the best

>>213479713
>video games

grow up

>>213478845
>you vs the disney princess she tells you not to worry about

>>213480288
When it came out, the movies were innocent. Now through a 2025 lens, loud bug eyed low iq african characters are woke and cringe. I remember when Rush Hour 1 came out, my dad said
>all this black guy does is make loud shrill noises
African characters are cancer.

What
Why
Who

>>213480512
>who
the quisenberry clan

>>213480404
*woke anons itt**
:/

>>213480609
**burrowing back into the abyss**

>>213480781
pretty kino in B&W

Any good 2025 releases with web versions out yet?

>>213478585 (OP)

>>213482107
Watched Bring Her Back yesterday, it was good

I've been rewatching a lot of werewolf movies lately and there's a couple I still need to see.

I've seen
>The Company of Wolves
>Wolfen
>Dog Soldiers
>The Beast Must Die
>Red Riding Hood
>Howling series
>Underworld series
>An American Werewolf In London & Paris
>Silver Bullet
>Wolf
>Curse of the Werewolf (1961)
>The Monster Squad
>The Wolfman (2010)
>Big Bad Wolf
>Never Cry Werewolf
>Full Eclipse
>Teen Wolf 1 & 2
>Werewolf Shadow
>Ginger Snaps 1 & 2
>Cursed
>Legend of the Werewolf
>Skinwalkers
>Werewolf The Devils Hound
>Blood & Chocolate
>Bad Moon
>Full Moon High

I have to see
>The Wolfman (1941) and (2025)

But are there any good ones I should know about in particular?

www.imdb.com/list/ls062604461/

>>213482337
do watch ginger snaps 3, it's not bad.
wolfcops pretty fun and dumb
i like lon cheney's horror movies which include many wolfmans.

>>213482107
Missing Child Videotape

>>213482481
>Ginger Snaps 3
I didn't even realize there were 2 more of them.

>>213482600
Theyre shit

>>213482337
I watched Wolf the other day. Remind me to get into publishing so I can pick myself up a Pfeiffer.
You should watch one episode of Big Wolf on Campus.

>>213482587
You'd immediately be put on a list if you searched for this anywhere on the internet.

>>213482620
>>213482600
ginger snaps 3 is "okay" but it's not a sequel.

>>213482620
And let's kill Ginger at the end. A sequel? Okay, we'll bring her back as a ghost and let's kill Bridget at the end. Another sequel? well fuck, let's put it in the past.

>>213482219
>>213479513
>>213479129
>>213478672
Love her

>>213482653
Just search "Missi Chirderu Videotapu"

2 and 3 were only worth it for more werewolf stuff and theres barely any of it in there
also
>cure doesnt work
>jesse is still out there somewhere eating dogs and kids
>this is never addressed

>>213482862
2 was good period, interesting setup and plot and characters and perkins a cute.

>>213482862
its funny because jesse moss is one of those
>filming in canada, hire the usuals
that guys and he's been in like 20+ hallmark movies.

i'm finna watch Weapons in the hood. Hope my windows don't get smashed in leaving my car in the parking lot.

Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Return of the Living Dead
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Return of the Living Dead
> Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian

Any horror films about being unemployed?

>>213482991
Friday (1995) starring Ice Cube

>>213482991

>>213482991
That streamer movie with that right wing streamer chick Annie.

So Battlefield 4 is so comfy. It FEELS like we are back in time and free from women and blacks/browns.

I guess this one could be a cautionary tale
>>213483176
I would have put this one in films about senior citizens, but fair enough I guess.

>>213483218
yeah, senior citizens was the closest i could get. altogether too much time on their hands.

>>213482991
Everyone here is retired

>>213482991
Caveat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxfZd_TkCy8

>>213482946

>>213483704
not /hor/

Friday the 13th Part V is one of the best horror films of the 1980s if you don’t think of it as a Friday film.

>>213482337
goosebumps episodes "werewolf of fever swamp" and "werewolf skin" are pretty good for kids show, plus both are on youtube

>>213482991
Combat Shock. It's more exploitation/splatter but is kino.

>>213483930
Ok cool, thanks. I just remembered The Real Ghostbusters episode "No One Comes To Lupusville".

www.dailymotion.com/video/x8gv2xm

>>213483923
this is true, its a great slasher

>>213483923
I like this take. As a Friday movie, I didn't like it.

>>213478585 (OP)
ive been listening to christopher young's scores for the first two hellraisers and goddamn is it good. the motif that plays halfway through hellbound/second sight seance is stuck in my head.

>>213484512
Apparently originally they were going to have some experimental score Barker cooked up. Likely made the right choice.

>>213484512
>not posting the track
Very disappointed anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg9Dv8b0za4

>>213484571
the one Coil was going to do? they released the "unused" hellraiser themes. creepy and cool but not epic like young's.

>>213484623
>when it builds to those horns @4:51
i love it so much i had to figure out the melody on my piano

>>213482337
From that list I'd recommend:

Werewolf: The Beast Among Us
Howl
Wolves
Deathmoon

Need to see I Was A Teenage Werewolf myself just because it one of the "classic" hokey 50's monster movies.

Surprised they don't have Little Dead Rotting Hood on there, unless it's under another name. They've got every other crap werewolf movie

>>213482991
Don't know why I didn't think of Texas Chainsaw Massacre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3bIJK0rg68

>>213484512
It's one of the best horror themes, and yet it's something the studio forced on an indignant Clive Barker

i also enjoy resurrection from the first movie, very waltzy. cant wait to rewatch in october.
https://youtu.be/0GpveZRy2Cw

>>213484758
Cathy Dennis version is best version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhPVZQUxw68&list=RDEhPVZQUxw68&start_radio=1

>>213484903
>bird on the poster
In the documentary they talked about how the prop guy was older and had worked on The Three Stooges and he used a wooden bird on a stick for the scene where it's attacking them and it hurt getting hit with it

>>213485104
vaudevillians came up from the school of hard knocks

>>213484903
Kino poster

>>213482991
They Live

>>213484903
Nah

>>213485535
It is the version you posted he dances to in ANOES 2. But if rated only on attractiveness of the singer and the singing itself..

>>213485805
Nope

>>213478585 (OP)
It's not coming out til next year but is anyone looking forward to slasher trash?

>>213485872
Going to Pieces was the first slasher doc I saw and it was very spoiler heavy.

Alright

>>213482946
What about Ghosts of Mars?

Yep, it's ART.

>>213486130
industry plant

>>213486130
Cringe. Lets this series die.

REJECT MODERNITY
EMBRACE TRADITION

>>213486118
It isnt spammed here.

>>213486057
oh look its holly gibbony

>>213486130
I hope in 4 Leone reveals a name for him just so I can correct people Frankenstein's Monster style.

>>213486223
you boys aint plannin on fuckin these chickens are you?

>>213486427
Holly Gibsmedat

>>213486621

Just put on Jurassic World. Wow, modern Hollywood really just shoves women into everything lol.

>>213486674
Welcome to USA.
Enjoy your stay. >>213486057

>>213486674
Ive seen this movie. The post wall bitch was very unpleasant to look at.

>you now remember Brightburn (2019)

>>213486820
apologizes, i do not watch capeshit

>>213486860
Just watch the last 20 minutes.

>>213486972
That's when it completely goes to shit.

>>213487024
Best part of the movie

>Birthrite.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR
>Birthrite.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR
>Birthrite.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR
>Birthrite.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR
>Birthrite.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ygTvQyCVGA

>>213478672
Wonder if they'd make her a cenobite like the comic series

>>213482946
what about deadstream?

>>213482481
>>213482600
ginger snaps 3 is comfy. not as good as the previous but still watchable.

>>213482946
(you) have Return of the Living Dead listed on there twice.

>>213479129
Cute

Watched Bubba Ho-Tep. Somehow, the soundtrack is the best part of the film. The composer put in way more effort than the rest of the staff, lmao.

>>213484726
>that gif
>original
man what a fucking movie. rewatched it recently. it’s just true fucking horror. the family is actually pretty disturbing and it’s all seriously played.

I watched scream for the first time in a long time because of that last thread. It holds up, but also it’s actually gotten better for me having watched more horror movies than when I first saw it. It’s packed with silly references. Like that scene where he yells at a janitor named freddy is just a funny little one off. Stuff like that was great. Also the girls are hotties. Also the girls are hotties. Good stuff.

>>213488290
It won me over by the end of it, but the start was pretty grueling.

>>213489201
That's Wes Craven playing the janitor too.

>>213486223
I need to check out more of his films. I've seen Spider Baby, and the Galaxy of Terror.

>>213489045
for me, it's the scene of the grandpa trying to hit sally with a hammer

>>213489228
oh no way thats cool!
>>213489201
lol fuck that’s not even a copy paste typo my brain is just fried I guess.

>>213489045
I appreciate that it has a scene of bubba just chasing Sally in circles around for like 15 minutes because she has no fucking clue which way is "away" and it's gotten dark

>>213489318
It bares repeating

>>213489295
haha what the fuck was that scene! they even build it up a bit! “grandpa is the best at killing” grandpa fucking sucks shit. the makeup they did for him was insane too. all that dinner shit is disturbing though. she’s just screaming and whaling the whole time. It’s not even a short scene. It’s like a solid 5 minutes of her screaming and crying and then laughing and helping the grandpa. It’s so weird and grating.

>>213489466
that's why i love about it, it's so fucking uncomfortable. i heard someone once describe the movie as "the sweatiest movie ever made", and i think that's part of it's charm. the whole movie just feels fucking gross(in a good way)

>>213489318
to be fair the girls are hotties

>>213489365
the chases are actually awesome. leather face is looks like a pretty big guy here. he’s just chasing her down through fields at night revving his chainsaw. it’s pretty haunting.

>>213489390
>>213489540
>”You sick fucks! You’ve seen one too many movies!”

>>213489515
TCM is total lightning in a bottle too. Similar to The Blair Witch Project. Neither imitators or the directors themselves could repeat it.

>>213489770
That Green Jelly poster lmao

>>213490373
thank you, i was curious what that was.

>>213487644
Any good? Also, any tits?

>>213491007
>pregnant woman is bequeathed a home by an estranged aunt
Ah, the ol chestnut

Went and saw Weapons, very different in tone from what the trailers seemed to imply. Practically more of a comedy than a horror.

>>213491411
Really? Huh. I thought it was gonna be a Longlegs.
Think I'm just gonna wait for the VOD now.

>>213491520
I still enjoyed it, definitely feels like a horror movie made by a sketch comedian though.

>>213482337
Watch wolves with idiot mamoa shits a fun ride but goofy shit

Why can't the people behind shit like the Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark reboots understand that the short-term anthology format was one of the biggest strengths of the originals?
The reboots turned into a single, continuous plotline with "cameos" from the original antagonists, which is probably why they ended up being canceled.

>>213487644
This kinda sounds like Frewaka.

>>213491411
cheers for the old lady kill

>>213492068
Idk who has the Tales from the Crypt rights but that would surely be a success. The Cryptkeeper is timeless, literally. They can have tik tok guest stars, who cares.

>>213478672
Does anyone else recall seeing, a long long time ago, a highly detailed special effects dummy of this broad as a corpse? You’d remember if you saw it.

>>213482765
>>213478672
If you haven't already you should listen to the commentary track for the first movie she did with Barker and Atkins. She sounds like a really sweet cutie3.14.

Good movie.

>>213492489
>tfw the only time we saw John Kassir's Crypt Keeper in the past 20 years was in that one alien cartoon from the creator of Rick & Morty

feelsbadman

>>213492703
BELPHEGOR!

The Chaser was damn good

south korea out there perfecting the art of grim, engrossing crime thrillers

>>213493891
Have you seen The Yellow Sea by the same director? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1230385/

His next movie is a sci-fi thriller that stara Fassbender: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1230385/

>>213492703
I love this movie.

>>213488024
Very pretty with that haircut

>>213492489
Time's ripe for a politically incorrect Cryptkeeper. I still got this, along with a small figure of him in his brown robes, from the cartoon line of figures.

She's really nice in person. She signed my mask.

>>213493936
>Have you seen The Yellow Sea by the same director?

I went ahead and watched it a couple hours ago, thanks
The antagonist is so relentlessly brutal it sends chills down your spine

Watching this tonight. Great music

What are the essential kinos in the oeuvre of one monsieur Jean Rollin?

>>213492703
>>213494769
Decent movie, hindered by way too much screaming and wailing. Also, hair kino.

>>213497043
I'm still trying to find a seeded copy of this. I think I have 2 that are 50-70%

>>213497108
there are 4 of them up on cinemaz, one of which is in 4k

happy International Cat Day, brothers

>>213497281
i liked riki-oh but this one was a bit too far out there for me to enjoy

>>213497083
Sometimes a movie just speaks, or in this case, wails to you.

>>213497270
Are they being seeded? Is this a private tracker?

>>213497395
yes

I'm going to show my dad Oddity under the pretense that its "just an Irish film"

>>213492703
AND THIS IS WHAT THE DEVIL DOES

>>213482337
Brotherhood of the Wolf

>>213497043

>>213478692
Same vibe

>>213498848
I've seen that one too. It isn't a typical werewolf though.

>>213497341

>>213489540
Look at this post.
>>213497341
Then look at the guy in this pic.

>>213497341
I stand by what I said before that only only ugly men make these simp posts. And look how shockingly mid these two girls are and he still says
> look at this cocky teenage Latina coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
Absolutely pathetic.

>>213500146
It's an edit retard.

>>213478672
Poor Kirsty.

>>213497831
He'll enjoy it, it's a good movie

>>213497281
I need a black cat.

>>213500518
The soi boy didnt say that?

>>213500518
The fact someone made that image means the stereotype is true. Ugly simp men simping over mid girls.

One of the bros invited an aspie with a rainbow flag in his bio to come along with us for the bros roadtrip and he accepted and paid his part

>>213501174
dip

>>213500819

I got some time for a movie tonight. Is this show worth watching? I’ve been putting it off because I loved the tv series as a teen but never caught the movie. Otherwise I’ll probably just watch hell raiser. I’m not really a gore person , but I’m easily influenced by these threads.

>>213501445
the movie is not great, the show was way better.

>>213501550
I did like both.

>>213501812
Grim. Beauty really is but a glimmer in a girls life. Taken away, if she even had any, by the time shes 30.

>>213500819
>incredible "fight" choreography
>look inside
>Hong Kong film

zero surprises here

dudes could make a chicken fight the most badass thing ever

>>213502093
Jackie Chan has a new gritty actioner coming out. He is still getting punched and kicked in the face. He has cuts and bruises all over him.

>>213492068
>Are You Afraid of the Dark reboots
I fucking hated that reboot. I watched the original series from the 90's and thought it was amazing. The 2000's reboot sucked, but the 2010s one was even worse.

>>213489770
>Robby Williams poster
Kino

>>213479994
Should go watch this movie with my cousin, her wife and a female friend of them or naked gun?

>>213482946
>>Night of the Living Dead
Fuck you
> Return of the Living Dead
> Army of Darkness
Kill yourself
>Return of the Living Dead
Die faggot

>>213497281
why are cats in horror movies so often the heroes but rarely the villains?

>>213482337
I wanna say Ravenous, but I can't remember if that's got a werewolf or not.

>>213502706
you should take your wife's kid with you since she's working late tonight

>>213502961
>Ravenous

that's a Wendigo

>>213503018
isn't that just a snow werewolf?

>>213502886
man, I've been craving some space/sci-fi horror lately

that specific kind of shit I used to catch on TV and watch with my dad on a Friday night

>>213502988
I don't have a wife or kids, retard.

>>213503440
Watch Pitch Black and Event Horizon too, if you haven't seen them.

>>213503756
I do love Pitch Black.

>>213485956
I don't mind the spoilers, I know I'm never going to watch most of the movies anyway, it looks like it'll be focused on c and d tier slashers

>>213502817
Romero was a hack and a cuck.

>>213504021
Bit harsh.

>>213502817
Movie was so cringe it was listed twice.

>>213503492
Same. Retired at 30 though.

>>213502706
>her wife
What?
>>213502817
Cringe 80’s man child

>>213482337
Have you seen Late Phases?

>>213504283
No, I'll check it out, thanks.

>>213502706
Your cousin is lesbian? No wonder this general is the way it is.

>>213502093
Something in an earlier thread got me thinking, we need a killer chicken horror besides Poultrygeist and parts of Food Of The Gods.
We'll call it...Cockspur.

>ten minutes in
I should have watched Leslie Vernon sooner

>>213502706
>going to a movie with 3 women, none of which are going to sleep with you
If you're a woman, yes. If you're a man, fuck no.

>>213504733
Check out Man Bites Dog if you haven't. It's kind of like that film if it was crossed with a more serious film like Henry.

Hey i'm back, how's it going.

>>213506080
Hi back, it's going good. Where were you, back?

>>213506162
>Where were you
Under your bed.

>>213505715
Wrong general.

>>213506216
Crime comedy. kek.

>>213478585 (OP)
>Full of cheap jump screams but otherwise fun first 1 hour
>Absolutely boring and mediocre third act

Yeah, many such cases.
Weapons is 6/10 (that high cause of high profile cast).
Also i expected main chick to actually end up being the witch the whole time, but that Witch written on her car never was a foreshadowing. Lame.

Ending of First Man Into Space was pretty good and kida sad, and this could have been really scary make-up in color.

>>213496839
Kino. One of those rare films that delivers on what it builds up.

Is there any good witch horror you guys recommend? The only couple I can think of off the top of my head were witch and craft. I don’t think I’ve seen anything else with a witch.

>>213506925
All Cheerleaders Must Die, which is basically a modern version of The Craft before they remade it.

Weapons was gud

>I Heart Willie
Oh boy, another Steamboat Willie horror movie that probably sucks ass.

I'm going to go watch Exit 8 tomorrow. Does anyone want spoilers?

>>213507861
I enjoyed Exit 0

>>213507861
I liked Exit and No Exit

>>213480324
low iq

>>213507924
Theres are lot of gamers in their 40s now. My games have so many of them and its so annoying. Not that 40 is bad, but when men hit 40+, all their pathetic traits and personalities is cemented and made worse.

>>213507042
Movie?

>>213508355
1990 The Witches

>>213508021
Yeah. I also realized the non-big city population is a lot bigger than big city people so I am always surprised when I hear low iq ruralfags accents.

>>213508431
Lol you wouldn’t dare say that in my all white town.

>>213508752
I do dare to. What timmy gon do?

>>213508816
Show you it's still a sundown town

>>213507042
The start always spooked me as a child. The girl ended up on the painting iirc.

>>213506450
Crime comedy is a great genre, especially classics like Arsenic and Old Lace or The Ladykillers
Gonna rewatch Ladykillers actually

>>213507885
>>213507908
So you don't know the film I'm talking about.... kek typical /hor/, never change

I didn't think Noroi was actually very good.

An anon posted the saddness in another thead earlier today. I watched as I like depravity. Pretty good gore and demonic rapey lunatics.
Thanks anon. Bravo. Will rewatch for sure.

>>213504733
Yeah I regretted sleeping on it too

>>213509235
Comedy anything is cringe. Grow up.

>>213509235
How about Grow Up? Have you seen that one?

>>213509916
lmao

>>213486057
Love seeing klannies seething about her. They literally don't know what Jesus Christ Superstar is about.

>>213510006
yes it is far from the fundamentalist places but maybe she just sucks at it too

>>213510006
Definitely not supposed to be demonic like bro. She looks like a hell spawn

>>213487644
Probably gonna be a korean horror movie called Birthrate coming out in the next couple of years.

>>213509235
screwball horror underrated

>>213509916
Good one

been out of the game...
any solid horror kino come out recently?

New Final Destination in the works

>The Warner Bros. division is moving forward with a follow-up to its horror hit Final Destination: Bloodlines, hiring that movie’s co-writer, Lori Evans Taylor, to pen the next instalment.

>The hiring comes after Bloodlines, released in May, grossed over $286 million at the worldwide box office, $138.1 million of that domestically. That movie was the sixth instalment of the horror franchise and the first one since 2011.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/final-destination-7-movie-in-the-works-bloodlines-1236340047/

>>213509552
Everyone needs to stop reccing Noroi first and start reccing Occult.

>>213510679
Why is yt like dis

>>213510408
Out a week or out 10 years

>>213510881
Been in hibernation since X. Waiting for part 2

>>213510927
Go back to sleep, bro

>>213511069
Chat, is this real?

Desert Fiends is amateur as hell but its kind of funny if you're into low brow vulgar wordplay.

>>213478585 (OP)
Angry Kirsty

>>213511069
>you opened the box
>she came

>>213510187
>But the libs are totally mad about Sydney Sneedy bro

>>213511554
Go back

>>213511529
Lmao

>>213491411
>>213491520
There's definitely comedic moments, but I wouldn't call it more of a comedy. I was scared most of the time (And intrigued by the mystery).

TRANNIES ARE SEETHING ABOUT WEAPONS

>>213511133

CROSS-DRESSERS-ARE-INHERENTLY-SCARY-BROS, WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>>213511703
But the main villain wasn't a cross-dresser, she was just a woman.

>>213501246
>>213508592
Cuties

>>213511703
But the main villain wasn't a cross-dresser, she was just a regular woman that dressed weird.

I remember discussing with a few anons that we should get more modern voodoo horror. Well I just watched a certain movie in theaters and got just that

>>213511783
Its called subtlety, idiot.
So low iq.

>>213511823
What was it?

>>213511823
neat

>>213511876
weapons

>>213511876
Eddington

>>213511899
Eh, she felt more like a Baba Yaga type witch then a voodoo priestess

>>213511575
I'm already home, klanny

>>213509884
>>213509916
Sorry anon, I guess the modern comedy character stylings of Alec Guinness are too much of the youth front for older anons, and I'll keep my posts to more established serious actors like Robert Mitchum or Bela Lugosi
>>213510336
Nice old ladies who make people suffer over tea also gives me joy, but yeah the screwball comedy helps a lot of crime capers get really dark. Not horror at all but the documentary Screwball (about sports doping and A Rod getting caught) has the whole steroid dealing caper acted out by kids like Bugsy Malone, and I think if you made adults act it out it's a worse reconstruction because it would be less credible

>>213512127
This is 4chans not r*ddit

>>213489466
>>213489295
That's why I mentioned the movie is about unemployment, as I'm sure you know. The guy in the van at the beginning talks about how he used to hit the pigs with a hammer. But then machines took away his job. I'm guessing grandpa's job, before industrialization displaced them, was also bashing livestock with a hammer.

>>213492703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgaZwOHjTwI&list=RDYgaZwOHjTwI&start_radio=1
I finally realized recently a lot of the samples in this is from Alucarda

>>213512259
> unemployment
What the fuck is a j*b?

>>213482481
and on the screwball comedy horror and lon chaney jr. notes

the lone child who did not flee into the night. His grinning face is caked in garish, clownish make-up.

Which one of you is this.

>mysteious thing is happening
>attention, there are no sounds and music - jumpscare incoming!
>predictable jumpscare
>mysteious thing is happening
>attention, there are no sounds and music - jumpscare incoming!
>predictable jumpscare
>other couple characters are just there to be the victims
>predictable jumpscares, and some more
>uhm, you wondered what did all mysterious things mean? actually - nothing really
>dream is just a dream, painted car is just dumb joke and kids got snatched by the witch who lived in a house that was set up as evil from begin with

Holy shit, advertisement is strong that so many people gave this ordinary average 6/10 horror a 8 or 9 or even 10s.

>>213512443
6/10 of recent havent-seen-many-movies stands out like a 9/10 on a larger span of time. thats why user ratings are worthless.

>>213512442
>>213512442
IM THE JOKEH BABY

>>213509235
Try CrimeWave, (1985) the movie Sam Raimi did with the Coens between Evil Dead 1&2 that nearly ended his career. It's interesting because you can see him experimenting with the POV FX he later used on 2
For some reason it gets tagged as horror even though it's more of a black comedy.

>>213484632
yeah, it was coil. barker had to make some compromises to get the film funded, i think. he wanted to do a weird art piece, more in line with his short stories, but once hollywood got to it...still, a classic, but i can't help but think it could have been so much better.

>>213512243
Read, klanny. I'm already home.

>>213484571
>>213484632
>>213512732
Always heard that the producers thought the Coil soundtrack was too scary lol

>>213487647
that was a wonderful, weird arc and i miss it

>>213512897
Would be insanely stupid if that's true. I imagine the producers just wanted a different vibe.

>>213478585 (OP)

The true moral of Hellraiser, the real message behind the gore, is that infidelity destroys families, but in particular, female infidelity literally destroys families, and is objectively worse than male infidelity. Seen in this way, it functions well as a little, conventional morality play

Did you ever notice the whispering voices which whisper "Julia.. JuliaJuliaJuliaJuliaJULIA" right as Julia takes the hammer off the hook and crosses over, committing her first murder? They are taunting her, damning her: "C'mon, it'll be fine, help him, you know you want to. Join us..."

>>213513250
I thought the true message was don't play with spooky puzzle boxes.

>>213513276
That part wasn't really an original idea, there's similar stories to the puzzle opening doors in other cultures. He just incorporated bdsm sex demons into it. So, I always assumed the message was bondage demons... something.

>>213513375
>"BSDM is bad kids, mmkay"

>>213510531
Those films will always be around lol

>>213513396
>that's what I said
If you want to have gay bondage sex with Clive Barker anon I could care less what you do.

>>213510848
Last third of Occult is shit.

>>213496496
oh fuck man, thats an excellent keepsake
glad to see nightbreed is making something of a comeback here

>>213497043
oeuvre is french for egg

>>213500738
god, JJL is so hot

>>213513548
No, egg is ouef. Ouevre is french for body of work or activity.

>>213513607
she looks pretty rough in that one but its a sexy movie

>>213510531
>New Final Destination in the works

>>213511361
>this cast alone makes up over 1700 acting credits

>>213511529
>the one person in jewywood that actually needed that weird korean jaw shaving surgery
>has the fat sucked out of her cheeks to accentuate the ghoulishness

>>213513250
pretty sure horror genre is rooted in morality plays, anon

>>213513644
i get body hammer vibes from it, whats the movie?

edwige fenech go crazy

>>213514047
eXistenZ, cronenberg.

>>213514087
ah, well that explains it

>>213512609
Watched it, its not good. Watch only if youre desperate

What's a good found footage horror /tv/? Just watched Poughkeepsie Tapes and Deborah Logan.

>>213514387
Leaving D.C.

>>213513889
No female ages well. She is only 21

>>213511069
>Chuds are mad they don't look like minors anymore

New thread
>>213514698