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Anonymous No.213478701 >>213478803 >>213479083 >>213479141 >>213479196 >>213479231 >>213479491 >>213479562 >>213480113 >>213480135 >>213480291 >>213480453 >>213481806 >>213481824 >>213482320 >>213482418 >>213482466 >>213482541 >>213482671 >>213482890 >>213483042 >>213483202 >>213483206 >>213483308 >>213483484 >>213484032 >>213484157 >>213484576 >>213485673 >>213486740 >>213486755 >>213488023 >>213488037 >>213488129 >>213488522 >>213488673 >>213489076 >>213489391 >>213491143 >>213491224 >>213491291 >>213491616 >>213491622 >>213492215 >>213492254 >>213492412 >>213492506 >>213493392 >>213494637 >>213495944 >>213495977 >>213496516 >>213496678 >>213496709 >>213497010
Honestly? He’s right
Anonymous No.213478737 >>213478779 >>213479341 >>213482589 >>213483285 >>213491255 >>213491538 >>213493422 >>213496058 >>213496697
tl:dr
Anonymous No.213478772 >>213484455 >>213484455 >>213495916
>is that a subtitle? AAAAAA IM GOING INSAAAAANE
Anonymous No.213478779
>>213478737
kek
Anonymous No.213478803
>>213478701 (OP)
Honestly? You should be raped by a pack of feral niggers for posting a shitter screencap thread. Didn't read.
Anonymous No.213478805 >>213491192
>subtitles
>sidewalks
>robbie williams
Anonymous No.213478879
uk had this scenario with welsh
they just filmed it two versions
Anonymous No.213478965 >>213479242
cletus is just bitching cause he's functionally illiterate
Anonymous No.213479083
>>213478701 (OP)
>they want me to read? For FREE? I didn't go to school for this!
Anonymous No.213479141 >>213482017 >>213482890 >>213483206 >>213483571 >>213484463 >>213493249 >>213496042 >>213496495
>>213478701 (OP)
very authentic throwing boba in there
Anonymous No.213479196 >>213479258
>>213478701 (OP)
corporations should know the average american is too ignorant and retarded to be able to read at a fast pace
Anonymous No.213479231 >>213479295 >>213481117 >>213483809
>>213478701 (OP)
Is it actually good though?
Anonymous No.213479242 >>213479725
>>213478965
>cause
Anonymous No.213479258
>>213479196
... th-they have a pause button
Anonymous No.213479269
is this good if i like Hawaiian chicks
Anonymous No.213479294
Show was fucking sovl
Anonymous No.213479295
>>213479231
the clips I've seen on twitter look pretty good
Anonymous No.213479311
reading is for homosexuals
Anonymous No.213479318
>more fuck whypeepo jewish slop
pass
Anonymous No.213479341
>>213478737
you rascal
Anonymous No.213479454 >>213479718 >>213486262 >>213486381 >>213494740 >>213496481
It's not about disliking subtitles. Subtitles are a necessary evil when watching movies made in other countries. This is virtue signalling by an American studio making their movie worse for no reason. It would be like having a silent movie for no reason, or having everyone in star trek speak klingon. Would you watch The Lord of the Rings if everyone was speaking the original Sindarin? No, that would be stupid. It makes the movie worse for no reason. This is different from say an Italian filmmaker making a film in Italian. That makes sense. This is virtue signaling.
Anonymous No.213479491
>>213478701 (OP)
Momoa looks like he's taking a massive shit there.
Anonymous No.213479562
>>213478701 (OP)
he's really quite wrong
Anonymous No.213479718 >>213480721
>>213479454
you probably complain about Apocalypto

its a solid narrative strategy, you're just too fucking dumb to understand it, its way over your head
Anonymous No.213479725
>>213479242
>Is that a colloquial contraction without an apostrophe?
>AAAAAAH I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
Anonymous No.213480113 >>213496031
>>213478701 (OP)
>hawaiian
>language
that's like saying texan is its own language, how retarded
Anonymous No.213480135
>>213478701 (OP)
tell simpgpt to read it for you
Anonymous No.213480166
white people are clowns
Anonymous No.213480291
>>213478701 (OP)
How am I going to play it at 1.5x speed if i have to read subtitles?
Anonymous No.213480453
>>213478701 (OP)
this series is actually pretty not-woke and shows how cruel and violent the 4 different hawaiian kingdoms treated each other

its really not all that bad but its not amazing either
Anonymous No.213480721
>>213479718
Apocalypto has barely any dialogue to begin with
Anonymous No.213481047 >>213483700 >>213486487
It’s honestly insane how aggressively stupid non Americans are on this subject. I think the only way to convince these retards, is to have them watch a movie with subtitles, a language you don’t know. Memorize the experience. Then get fluent in that language and watch the movie again. It is objectively a better experience, you now pick up all the intricacies of the spoken dialogue you missed before, your attention isn’t being interrupted however briefly by glancing down at the subs. I have over 3 years of playtime on MUDs, if you know what that is, you know I am a faster reader objectively then anyone here(and also how much of a loser I am, but that’s beside the point). Subs are what you put up with if you don’t know the language, it’s not ideal. You should never make a show like this, especially to an audience not used to subs, because it’s a shit experience. Euros etc are more used to it, but it still sucks. This whole conversation is such a massive cope by non Americans, pathetic.
Anonymous No.213481102 >>213482094 >>213483240
Anonymous No.213481117
>>213479231
Yeah, it looks good from what I've seen.
Anonymous No.213481806
>>213478701 (OP)
Mamoa isn't even Hawai'an. That's the best part. He's a landless mutt.
Anonymous No.213481824
>>213478701 (OP)
I've been watching it without subtitles :(
Anonymous No.213481962
>dubs them into English with British accents
*dusts hands*
perfecto!
Anonymous No.213482017 >>213482921
>>213479141
Wow all my least favorite brown people! Where's Taika Cohen?
Anonymous No.213482094 >>213482161 >>213482666
>>213481102
I don't get the joke, are sunglasses bad?
Anonymous No.213482161 >>213482179
>>213482094
So what you're saying is you're a fat midwesterner or spic.
Anonymous No.213482179
>>213482161
>you're a fat midwesterner
yeah
Anonymous No.213482288 >>213482345
does it show them eating all the old people and unwanted babies?
Anonymous No.213482320
>>213478701 (OP)
dumb amerigolem lmao
Anonymous No.213482345 >>213482398
>>213482288
Hold on, I gotta jot down some notes.

Boomer...problem...solved.

What were we talking about?
Anonymous No.213482398 >>213482471
>>213482345
island niggers ate lots of people before evil white man showed up
Anonymous No.213482418
>>213478701 (OP)
>US State Hawaii
>"Foreign language"
Anonymous No.213482466
>>213478701 (OP)
That's because it's only Hawaiians in the first two episodes until like halfway into episode two when some whites show up. The MC is on their boat at the end of the episode so more English to come I imagine.
Anonymous No.213482471
>>213482398
That's terrible!
Anonymous No.213482541 >>213482549 >>213485661
>>213478701 (OP)
Apocalypto? Mel Gibson's movies are in subtitles and they do really well. I think people will turn up if the people involved are liked. If the story is interesting.
I would be interested in something like this but I'm not giving Apple money, they're an immoral company.
Anonymous No.213482549 >>213482570
>>213482541
>paying for content
Anonymous No.213482570
>>213482549
I was thinking of the Kino-screen building, considering this is a /tv/ board for film and tv.
Anonymous No.213482589
>>213478737
subtitles make me brain hurt
Anonymous No.213482666
>>213482094
The point is they ALL look and act exactly the same
Anonymous No.213482671
>>213478701 (OP)
How do you think he feels about picrel?
Anonymous No.213482806
The average Netflix viewer prefers a dub. I know, I was disappointed by this too when squid game happened but here we are.
Anonymous No.213482890 >>213482933 >>213483375
>>213478701 (OP)
>>213479141
hmmm this can happen with all brown people, but white people can't get their own, weird
Anonymous No.213482921 >>213488922
>>213482017
Aziz isn't there
Anonymous No.213482933 >>213482982 >>213483023 >>213483331
>>213482890
>white people can't get their own...?
You mean other than every movie that's on English?
Anonymous No.213482982
>>213482933
IN English, you fucking subhuman. The word is "IN".
Anonymous No.213483023
>>213482933
He's referring to the image where there are no white cast member.
Anonymous No.213483042
>>213478701 (OP)
Omfg put the god damn phone down, this complaint is either from an illiterate blumpkin or a phone addicted fucktwat who only listens to movies and doesnt watch them
Anonymous No.213483202
>>213478701 (OP)
>apple
Stopped reading there.
Anonymous No.213483206 >>213483245 >>213483276 >>213483376 >>213484509
>>213478701 (OP)
>>213479141
I like islanders/maoris/etc, they seem like the only cool browns, might give it a watch
That haka shit they do before sports is kinda cringe tho
Anonymous No.213483240
>>213481102
what kind of movies do they watch?
Anonymous No.213483245 >>213483284 >>213483376 >>213484211 >>213485833
>>213483206
They murderously hate whites
Anonymous No.213483276 >>213492635
>>213483206
>That haka shit they do before sports is kinda cringe tho
Its only cringe when some fuck from another race does it.
Anonymous No.213483284
>>213483245
so does Israel but you love them now
Anonymous No.213483285 >>213491655
>>213478737
Anonymous No.213483308
>>213478701 (OP)
Does this have apocalypto vibes /tv/???????? Sounds amazing based on this retards take
Anonymous No.213483331
>>213482933
Lmao go watch the century worth of movies made by whites for whites. Stop fucking complaining.
Anonymous No.213483375 >>213483836
>>213482890
The Northman you fucking retard
Anonymous No.213483376 >>213483568 >>213483679 >>213484307
>>213483206
>>213483245
There are practically no "pure" Hawaiians left. They're all Asian-Pacific mutts. Also most of their "culture" like luaus and Hawaiian clothing (shirts, hula skirts, etc) was invented in the 20th century explicitly to attract tourists and even then it was just stuff stolen from Whites and Japanese. Larp culture and larp race.
Anonymous No.213483484 >>213484334
>>213478701 (OP)
Hey Chud, Hawaiian is a dying language. Have some respect for those trying to keep it alive and learn something about your fellow Americans
Anonymous No.213483568
>>213483376
You're gonna freak when you learn about Italians.
Anonymous No.213483571
>>213479141
Isn't Hawaiian pretty far removed from actual Ancient Polynesian languages
Anonymous No.213483591
>What so I got to read this shit or something?
Anonymous No.213483679
>>213483376
Even their flag is a larp. They put a fucking Union Jack on it because King Kamehameha (Yes, that's his name) had good relations with the British, who didn't see any profit in exploiting them.
Anonymous No.213483700 >>213484262
>>213481047
Americans view television as a passive form of consumption, they don't take it seriously as a creative medium. This poster is emblematic of this. He only views critique through a lens of streamlining consumption. No mention at all as to potential artistic merit of maintaining cultural felicity to period pieces. It doesn't even occur to him.

To top it off nicely he includes some boorish appeal to authority as to how fast he can consoooom. This golem retard is a parody of himself.
>It’s honestly insane how aggressively stupid non Americans are on this subject.
Wew.
Anonymous No.213483809
>>213479231
>yfw you never cook them feckin eggs
Anonymous No.213483836
>>213483375
I'm sure they wanted people of color to play them originally, it's the just the backlash from the last decade of subversive anti-white propaganda became too much
Anonymous No.213484032 >>213484262 >>213485388
>>213478701 (OP)
lmao Americans can't read
Anonymous No.213484157
>>213478701 (OP)
>I CANT READ
Anonymous No.213484211
>>213483245
So? You hate murderously hate the groups that you feel are invading your lands too.
Anonymous No.213484262 >>213484582 >>213492782
>>213483700
That’s your entire argument though, all of you
>>213484032
Is an appeal to authority.
>if only Americans could read faster they would understand
Except that’s not true, I’m the fastest reader here, and subtitles are shit. It’s an objective fact. It’s an objective better experience to just listen to it in a language you are fluent in. This show is adding a made up meme language and subtitles for no reason, making it a worse experience for no reason. People put up with subs for say, an anime because they don’t speak Japanese. But obviously it would be better if you were fluent in jap. Or do you suppose in Japan they watch their anime dubbed in English then turn on Japanese subtitles. Actually, that IS what you think, it has to be. Because to you, it’s better. Just lol
Anonymous No.213484307 >>213484560
>>213483376
Wrong. Pure Hawaiians exist here in some white people zoo.
Anonymous No.213484334
>>213483484
Let it die.
Anonymous No.213484370
The reason non native English speakers like subtitles is because the only media made in their native language is garbage. The only time they’ve ever seen kino it’s in English or Japanese and subtitled, so they associate subtitles with kino. Maybe you’d have a normal opinion on this if your people didn’t suck at everything, including art.
Anonymous No.213484455
>>213478772
>>213478772
ameritards: the rest of the world should speak american, and if you have to write it down there is a conspiracy. also, make streaming great again!
Anonymous No.213484463 >>213484483
>>213479141
Look like plenty Polynesians but not all that many Hawaiians... Does cultural appropriation only apply to a certain group of people?
Anonymous No.213484483
>>213484463
Anonymous No.213484509
>>213483206
Long pig walking
Anonymous No.213484560 >>213486984
>>213484307
Ah yes, Ni'ihau. The second most racist secret of the noble Meth Giants. Sponsored by U.S. blood money just like the Bikini Atoll test subjects.
Anonymous No.213484576
>>213478701 (OP)
I do a haka at the beginning and end of each episode to show respect to the native Hawaiians. It's starting to piss my wife off but it's the right thing to do. A when in Rome type deal y'know?
Anonymous No.213484582 >>213485109
>>213484262
>That’s your entire argument though, all of you
My argument is that it's a creative medium where creative license should sometimes apply and your argument is you hate subtitles because it ruins your ability to consoom tv shows passively on your second monitor while playing video games.
Anonymous No.213484657 >>213486157 >>213491617
Subtitles are inherently anti-cinematography. Your eyeballs should be immersed in the visuals, no fucking reading at the bottom of the screen.
Anonymous No.213484849
Subtitles are inherently pro-cinematography. Your eyeballs should be immersed in the text, not fucking watching the visuals of the screen.
Anonymous No.213484886
>homoiians
Oh great
Anonymous No.213485109 >>213485150
>>213484582
That second part is pure speculation, and I can say for sure it doesn’t apply to me. If you think the artistic merit argument applies to this show why don’t you watch it and report back.
Anonymous No.213485150 >>213485645
>>213485109
>If you think the artistic merit argument applies to this show why don’t you watch it and report back.
So it shouldn't apply to shows that you don't personally like?

Tell me, anon - are you an actual retard?
Anonymous No.213485163
only japan is allowed to do this
only japanese
only japan
nobody else
japan only
shogun season 2 coming soon
Anonymous No.213485369
So uh... is this the uhm... Mahu Thread?
Anonymous No.213485388
>>213484032
>polynesians can
Anonymous No.213485627
Temuera is pretty good in this must admit. I only ever saw him as Boba and Jango so first time seeing him outside of it.

>Is actually a brutal murderous chieftain in this
Anonymous No.213485645 >>213486123
>>213485150
You yourself said you aren’t making the argument that all shows should be subtitled with spoken gibberish as the language. Right? So it’s a case by case situation, right? Well this thread is discussing the Hawaii show. I’ve stated why it shouldn’t have been done that way, why don’t you make an argument why it should have.
Anonymous No.213485661
>>213482541
Mel Gibson is actually a good director though. If he made something similar to this show it would actually be worth watching.
Anonymous No.213485670
Imagine you're a sailor
and you wash ashore australia seeing ugly abo women while your other mate washes up on a polynesian island filled with polynesian hotties
Anonymous No.213485673 >>213485820
>>213478701 (OP)
Retards like this is why there are still dub anime watchers who defend it as a legitimate medium when in reality they're just defending their illiteracy.
Anonymous No.213485771
He's not right

White Americans are the most insufferable buffons on earth. Look at their response to anything native whether Native American or Polynesian or anything like that they soil and throw temper tantrums at anyone practicing their culture or celebrating it in tv or movie medium or song or dance

look at their reaction the HAKA always americans going CRINGE why? because they lake soul, their entire existence is getting fat on processed food driving around in their 4 by 4's in the same souless copy and pasted town, they're souless deviants who are disconnected from the real world.

But insult something a white american likes? you'll hear them moaning like crybabies for months.

Insufferable fatties.
Anonymous No.213485820 >>213487819
>>213485673
People who watch subtitled anime over dubbed have actual brain damage.
Anonymous No.213485833 >>213486038 >>213486086
>>213483245
God whites are the biggest hypocrites of all time
>Jews shouldn't get to genocide but I should
>You aren't allowed to be bitter about my race
>Blacks were enslaved but Whites deserve welfare checks and gibs working is so 20th century I AIN'T LAZY IM PERFECT GIVE ME FREE SHIT TOOOOO
Anonymous No.213485924
I'm excited to watch it
Idk anything about Hawaiians but it's a cool idea and learning that it's in their tribal language is awesome
Anonymous No.213485979 >>213486168
>THE SHOW MUST BE AUTHENTIC AND MUST BE IN THE HAWAIIAN LANGUAGE
>Don't film on any of the Hawaiian Islands
>Film on New Zealand since it's cheaper and you get bigger tax breaks (Ty Hobbit)
Anonymous No.213486038
>>213485833
Fuck up cunt
Anonymous No.213486086
>>213485833
damn, i wish that were true
we were FAR too good with you ungrateful apes
Anonymous No.213486123 >>213487870
>>213485645
>So it’s a case by case situation, right?
>I’ve stated why it shouldn’t have been done that way
Your argument was that it should never be done in any situation. You're backtracking on this now?
Anonymous No.213486157
>>213484657
only valid opinion in this thread
Anonymous No.213486168 >>213486208
>>213485979
>I can't play my fuggen steam games on my second monitor if the show is in subtitles!!
Anonymous No.213486185
Been meaning to watch Chernobyl. Is the Russian dub with subtitles good?
Anonymous No.213486208 >>213486251
>>213486168
No. If I have to pay attention to the show because of Subtitles I'm going to notice that the show looks nothing like Hawaii (I'm Hawaiian btw, idk if that matters or not)
Anonymous No.213486246
I didn't mind subtitles/captions but I like them better when they're arranged higher on the screen near the actor who is speaking, I always feel like I'm going to miss seeing something important when they're all at the bottom.
Anonymous No.213486251 >>213486272
>>213486208
>I'm trying to break 1k hours played on my new favorite slop steam game I need good shows to watch as I playyyyyyy
>no to subtitles we aren't Europe!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.213486262
>>213479454
>Would you watch The Lord of the Rings if everyone was speaking the original Sindarin?
Of course not, they were primarily speaking the language of man, also known as Westron
Anonymous No.213486272 >>213486314
>>213486251
You talk like an annoying twitter faggot. Feel free to go back.
Anonymous No.213486310
Honestly, they should have had an English dub option. Though I will watch it subtitled ... JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!
Anonymous No.213486314 >>213486367
>>213486272
>you don't understand it's non-normie to hate subtitles you are twitter!!!!!!!!!!
>I haven't read a single book of my own volition since high school btw
Anonymous No.213486317
I don't hate the idea. Passion and Apocalypto were in foreign languages, so there's room for this too.
Anonymous No.213486367 >>213486412
>>213486314
>im not reading any form of internet post structured like this on 4chan or twitter
>simple as
Anonymous No.213486381
>>213479454
>This is different from say an Italian filmmaker making a film in Italian.
Why? What makes Italians making a film about Italy so different from Hawaiians (and, yes, other Pacific Islanders) making a film about Hawaii? People still speak the native language. And stuff like this helps keepnit alive.
Anonymous No.213486412
>>213486367
>you are not based i am based you are twitter you lose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>i wasn't even here before 2016 btw i'm so new i don't even understand how shit this place is yet
Anonymous No.213486414 >>213486571
Just have them dub the movie like in Eastern Europe. One guy talks over all the characters. It's cheap and effective and Americans don't have to read.
Anonymous No.213486487
>>213481047
>I have over 3 years of playtime on MUDs
Holy shit. And I thought I was an oldfag vidya playing loser.
Anonymous No.213486571
>>213486414
I am amazed how garbage those bootleg dubbed films are. Eastern Europeans really are illiterate swine. Finding a "backup copy" of a film off peer to peer and realizing it only has the shitty foreign overdub is frustrating.
Anonymous No.213486609
It's a good show so far. you guys should read about the horrible things the US did to the natives and their land
Anonymous No.213486740
>>213478701 (OP)
MUH HERITIGEZ: The Movie
Anonymous No.213486755
>>213478701 (OP)
Are Americans really terrified of subtitles?
Anonymous No.213486984
>>213484560
Qrd?
Anonymous No.213487819 >>213487977
>>213485820
>can't read
>i"-it's you who has brain issue!"
Anonymous No.213487870
>>213486123
My argument is it shouldn’t be done unless it needs to be done. So like anime is gonna be in Japanese, an Italian film is gonna be in Italian, can’t help that. Stuff like say a ww2 film following British soldiers, and the nazis speak German? That seems reasonable to me I suppose. We both seem to believe subtitles make sense some of the time, no? So why the fuck would this show use them. Make the argument, you still haven’t made one btw, you are just crying about Americans
Anonymous No.213487977
>>213487819
If you actually choose to hear the Japanese voices on those cartoons you are legitimately mentally ill. It’s ear rape and there is no reason whatsoever to do it. Live action there is a reason, it’s distracting as fuck. Anime the dub is just a straight upgrade.
Anonymous No.213488023
>>213478701 (OP)
Bait for algorithm rageview farming or actual retard? Call it. Either way, he wins with those 10 million views.
Anonymous No.213488037
>>213478701 (OP)
Is this a movie about them getting owned by superior white men? Because I'd watch that.
Anonymous No.213488129 >>213488178
>>213478701 (OP)
Why can't Americans neither learn another language or read their own language? I don't usually even watch subtitled movies to my language, because English subtitles are easier to find
Anonymous No.213488178
>>213488129
We dont have time for languages, barely even English. Our school funding goes to holocaust and slavery education and enough math to count change when we work at a mcdonalds
Anonymous No.213488522
>>213478701 (OP)
>noooooooooo I can't pretend I'm watching a show on my second monitor aaaa I'm going insaaaaaaaaneeee save me niggerman!
Anonymous No.213488580
Polynesians are so fucking busted in Vox Populi
Anonymous No.213488673
>>213478701 (OP)
did this guy complain about Shogun too?
Anonymous No.213488694
MOMOA
MCAVOY
BUTLER

THESE MEN ARE LARGER THAN LIFE
AND ARE TOO BASED
Anonymous No.213488701
>Subtitles? NOT GOING TO WATCH!!

Your loss.
Anonymous No.213488922
>>213482921
coconut niggers =/= curry niggers, anon.
Anonymous No.213489076
>>213478701 (OP)
How do you say SPAM in Hawhyin?
Anonymous No.213489114 >>213491102
qrd? i feel like momoa could carry himself/his race. Why did this flop?

if you know anything about pacific islanders you know their culture is cool and violent as fuck. Same shit with the usos in WWE, they're fumbling it and I CANT FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHY
Anonymous No.213489391
>>213478701 (OP)
Americans are still seething from parasite winning oscar huh
Anonymous No.213491102 >>213491260
>>213489114
Episode 3 was too woke
>polynesian gay sex
>Strong Woman Hawaiian Pirate with off-color hair
Anonymous No.213491143
>>213478701 (OP)
Americans truly are disgusting creatures
Anonymous No.213491192 >>213491243 >>213491696
>>213478805
forgot roundabouts
Anonymous No.213491224 >>213491297
>>213478701 (OP)
Is that why no one watched squid games?
Anonymous No.213491243
>>213491192
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.213491255
>>213478737
Americans are afraid of reading.
Anonymous No.213491260
>>213491102
Jesus Christ...
Its a shame. Polynesian legends have potential to be kino - Conan The Barbarian-tier stuff.
Anonymous No.213491291 >>213491327 >>213491427
>>213478701 (OP)
Unironically he is right. I watch shows on my second monitor while working on my primary one. I can;t read fucking subs.
Anonymous No.213491297 >>213491479
>>213491224
they were dubbed
Anonymous No.213491327 >>213491503 >>213491535 >>213491593
>>213491291
Learn Hawaiian. You’ll have your own language nobody around will know what the fuck you’re saying so you can talk all the shit you want. Plus you can get any brown pussy because you’re more cultured than most hawaiians.
Anonymous No.213491353
All I need to know is are there fat assed huge maori snu snu bitches in this show or nah
Anonymous No.213491427 >>213491451 >>213491500
>>213491291
>I watch shows on my second monitor while working on my primary one.
ADHD subhuman. Go back to TikTok.
Anonymous No.213491451
>>213491427
>bitch can't multitask

grim
Anonymous No.213491471
COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS BITCH
Anonymous No.213491479
>>213491297
OP has no dub? That is stupid
Anonymous No.213491500
>>213491427
movies can't into aesthetics or implicit communication anymore. it's all made for retards who don't understand anything that isn't explicitly stated. there's little reason to watch the screen. not even the action is good anymore. actually, the time in a film where I'm most likely to look away is during the action, because it's so weightless and performative. a good action scene is supposed to have an internal narrative, like every scene should have, with highs and lows, but most the action is just pointless spectacle or visual noise with no narrative at all beyond "good guy beats up bad guy" (or sometimes the reverse).

movies are so shit now. so I've started mostly listening to AIs narrating self-published webnovels to me, and - man - those are some horribly written garbage. and I'm still not sure it's worse than contemporary cinema.
Anonymous No.213491503 >>213491535 >>213491541
>>213491327
>so you can talk all the shit you want
to who?
Anonymous No.213491535 >>213491541
>>213491327
>>213491503
>mfw some guy mumbling in a language no one knows
Anonymous No.213491538
>>213478737
heh
Anonymous No.213491541 >>213491644
>>213491503
>>213491535
Lick my okole you haole
Anonymous No.213491593
>>213491327
This is why I’m taking celt
Anonymous No.213491616
>>213478701 (OP)
Faggots are just salty they can't look at their phone and listen to the show at the same time
Anonymous No.213491617
>>213484657
I use subtitles because I cannot hear what they are saying half the time.
Anonymous No.213491622
>>213478701 (OP)
My advice?
>should've named it "War Chief"
>should've featured brutal slavery as a normal part of the society
>should've featured cannibalism as normal part of war
>should've had women be topless in every scene - for realism, not sexual
>should've featured heavy superstition ingrained in the culture
>no gay shit
oh and a dub track.
its that easy.
Anonymous No.213491644
>>213491541
Anonymous No.213491655
>>213483285
cheeky
Anonymous No.213491696 >>213491986
>>213491192
>the one near the end that goes around it backwards and waits to let in on the right side
Christ, even in a sea of retarded sheep that treated it like an intersection that fucker still won the retard award.
Anonymous No.213491710
>American crying about reading
Can’t make this shit up
Anonymous No.213491885
Every actor speaking Hawaiian all know english as well so it boggles the mind they have never done two versions of the show
Anonymous No.213491986
>>213491696
to be fair a roundabout is an intersection, and there are some (at least in yurop) where you don't have the right of way so you stop for people driving onto it from your right
Anonymous No.213492110
heh liberal, facts MATTER... YOURE DUMB!
wait ... is that.. words!? AAAAAAAAAAAH HELP ME ISRAEL!
Anonymous No.213492174 >>213492783
I think subs filtered people with Apocalypto but that was still a good movie. Maybe this will be ok too
Anonymous No.213492215
>>213478701 (OP)
Go woke, go broke

Many such cases
Anonymous No.213492254
>>213478701 (OP)
Yeah, he even looks like a dumb guy.
You can tell he never reads books.
Anonymous No.213492412
>>213478701 (OP)
subtitles arent a hurdle in the age of normies downmixing surround sound to 2.0. This is apple gaslighting
Anonymous No.213492506 >>213493691
>>213478701 (OP)
I was just thinking the other day how zoomers love subtitles so much that one of the few positive developments of the film and tv industry is how you can have things in different, potentially obscure, languages.
Anonymous No.213492635 >>213493120
>>213483276
Nah, it's also cringe when they do it
Anonymous No.213492782
>>213484262
>Fastest americoon reader
Anonymous No.213492783
>>213492174
apocalypto wasnt woke. and was only one movie as opposed to multiple subtitled episodes
Anonymous No.213493120
>>213492635
Ok, you win, I agree
Anonymous No.213493249 >>213493723
>>213479141
>be any brownoid of any composition whatsoever
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa compo day compo day more-a more-a
>mfw
Anonymous No.213493392
>>213478701 (OP)
>In the United States, approximately 79% of adults possess English literacy skills at a level sufficient to navigate everyday tasks, while the remaining 21% struggle with basic reading comprehension
Anonymous No.213493422
>>213478737
Americans don't know how to read hence subtitles make them freak out
Anonymous No.213493691 >>213493853
>>213492506
>stream movie that's got plenty of long scenes of natives or foreigners talking where you're meant to understand them
>have English subtitles on
>the native subtitles aren't hardcoded on the screen and the subtitles just say [talking foreign]
This drives me fucking nuts. The last time was A Million Ways To Die In The West on Amazon's streaming service. I just don't get how they keep fucking it up? Just hardcode the fucking subtitles on the screen in some pretty font or make sure you supply all the services with proper subtitle scripts that include the non-English parts??? It's even more infuriating because often there's a fix: change the subtitles to another language you know. Then they DO subtitle the natives. It's only the English ones that omit the stuff you actually need translated, for some godforsaken reason.
Anonymous No.213493723
>>213493249
Does this post make more sense in Russian?
Anonymous No.213493853 >>213493866 >>213493928
>>213493691
Creative hardcoded subs are great. Last time I saw it was done right was John Wick
Anonymous No.213493866
>>213493853
pic related
Anonymous No.213493928
>>213493853
Anonymous No.213493952
I unironically love the Hawaiian language, i don't know why but that A'eo aAooA eeoA'Oa just clicks
Anonymous No.213494072 >>213494370 >>213494687
It’s supposed to be:

>”look, it’s like game of thrones but with strong Hawaiians telling a great cultural story!”

But in reality it’s just a bunch of cannibal savages screaming, dancing around with sticks and grass skirts killing each other and soon to be: fuck white people.

Nothing is impressive or badass about your dog smothering, man eating, tribal warfare waging shitty “culture.” Islanders are blacks and Philippinos mixed in the worst possible way and they are only fit to be bouncers, rugby players and prisoners. Whitey showed up, gave guns to some king nigger who was lucky enough to parlay and then conquered the islands and built some pineapple farms. Modern day Hawaiians like to make themselves feel big and strong by depicting Dwayne and Jason as badass ancient warriors but in reality they all bent the knee to a few explorer ship captains (not even militarised lmao) with cannons then they got right to picking crops, right after we showed them what timmy can do when provoked.

Watch the show if you like seeing half naked muscle bound retards play pretend and kill each other to feel good about a nuclear level generational cultural inferiority complex - like many shitskins races because they got absolutely stunted on by Europeans.
Anonymous No.213494370
>>213494072
>t. Haole heemed by a brown skin chad while on vacation
Anonymous No.213494570 >>213494815
>wedding ritual requires the bride to be topless in front of a crowd
> camera doesn't show the tits
I refuse to support this show. The main selling point of tribal kino/irl is bare breasts.
Anonymous No.213494637
>>213478701 (OP)
>foreign language series about a setting / culture that is fresh for Hollywood, that is subtitled to filter dumbass normies, and stars based Momoa
Nice
>AppleTV
Pass
Anonymous No.213494687
>>213494072
Damn the howlees and palagi are really pissed off lel
Anonymous No.213494740
>>213479454
You got filtered, and rightfully so. For people who actually love history, subtitled foreign language is the best thing to get real immersion. I just wish this would extend to movies about ancient Rome... I can think of one example, some TV show had a scene where the Romans spoke Latin. I believe it was set in very late Roman times though, 300 or 400 ADs.
Anonymous No.213494766
Anti-subtitle fags are always horrible readers without exception.
Anonymous No.213494815 >>213496713
>>213494570
Some youtube critic that was given early screening said full nudity and a sex scene happens in the last episode and is a complete switch up from all the conservative PG shit these esteemed indigenous actresses are pulling
Anonymous No.213495916
>>213478772
The average american reads at like a 6th grade level, probably even lower noe after covid. This is genuinely hard work for them.
Anonymous No.213495944
>>213478701 (OP)
>opinion by a MAGA closet faggot
Dude should unironically kill himself
Anonymous No.213495977
>>213478701 (OP)
I actually appreciate the way content streamed via Apple's app renders subtitles, where the text appears in a box directly underneath the person speaking and in a way that your eye doesn't travel far from them
does she show use digital subtitles or are they hardcoded?
Anonymous No.213495979
People with high openness (which is the personality trait that most correlates with IQ) appreciate films in other languages
Lol at calling it foreign as well
Anonymous No.213496031 >>213496178
>>213480113
hold on is that that language that goes bombaclad pussyclad eggs? I will now watch your show
Anonymous No.213496042
>>213479141
not one of these people are original whatever the fucks.

they're all born and raised in places like LA
Anonymous No.213496058
>>213478737
kek
Anonymous No.213496178
>>213496031
That's Jamaican patois
Anonymous No.213496481
>>213479454
what kind of idiocy is this


subtitles are essential, even for english
Anonymous No.213496495
>>213479141
Why do they always make this face? I don't get it
Anonymous No.213496516
>>213478701 (OP)
Fucking ameritards can't even fucking read
Having it be in a native language is the best thing about the show
Anonymous No.213496572
I think the funny thing is he just can't imagine that a whole tv show was made and he was not personally the target demo for it. "Facts Matter". Retarded is the word for this guy.
Anonymous No.213496600
The names of the characters, tribes and islands.
are an indistinguishable mess. Hard to tell who is who and what is what and where is where. They should have a map at start of episode at least.

The language is horrid a series of clicks and yaks. and what is at stake is just one bunch of savages clubbing another fro control of some small island . The only semi-redeeming interesting aspect is the colonial part of it and of course they made that as woke as fuck.
Anonymous No.213496678
>>213478701 (OP)
It's just pretentiousness.
People who think they can read subtitles and fully take in the visuals and facial nuance are fooling themselves. It the same types who think they can drive completely aware while on the phone. Studies show no one can.
Anonymous No.213496697
>>213478737
Anonymous No.213496709
>>213478701 (OP)
I prefer this kind of thing to be in its native language.
Anonymous No.213496713
>>213494815
alright I'll be back for the final episode but if you're wrong I will spam tribal tits from various movies.
Anonymous No.213497010
>>213478701 (OP)
A shit movie in subtitles makes you think it's better than it really is.