Thread 213481395

Thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.

Shoulder rub edition

>Review of the day
The Horse Soldiers is the disaster of the month, an eventful canter in which director Ford, without any plot to speak of, falls back on boyish Irish playfulness (played by a rigor-mortified John Wayne, an almost non-existent Bill Holden, and a new gnashing beauty named Connie Towers) to fill a several-million-dollar investment. The ‘comedy’ which includes Wayne’s troubles with a drunken top sergeant, a soldiering doctor, and a captive Southern belle, is interspersed with Ford’s stolidly evolved, beefy, Bonheur-ish ‘pictures.’ It all takes place on a plodding journey, which sends 1,700 hundred Union cavalrymen into the Confederacy in search of what turns out to be a screenplay.” -Emanuel Farber
>Question of the day
What is a review or criticism that you deem to be plainly inaccurate?

Previous: >>213451856

Queen of /film/

First for Malick

>>213481412
I appreciate that most of her face is obscured in this one, but could you do one where she has her back to the camera if you post her?

Decent ahh thread.
SF6 mogs btw.

>>213481395 (OP)
>>213481403
Stop baking before 310 you fucking cunt.

>>Question of the day
>What is a review or criticism that you deem to be plainly inaccurate?
Pauline Kael's take on Straw Dogs
Jon Jost's write-up on Pedro Costa/Vitalina Varela
Every single Cahiers review of Shyamalan's work
All the top reviews for Blade Runner on Letterboxd

>>213481463
Why did you that to her feet??

>>213481471
>Decent ahh thread
>Gainsbourg

>>213481509
No feet either, obviously.

>>213481511
Review of the day is a good ahh idea.

Obnoxious, disgusting, busted whores of /film/ ranked in order of Obnoxious, disgusting, busted whorishness

Wiazemsky > Gainsbourg > Labourier

>>213481511
It's true. That makes it a great thread.

>QOTD
Who the hell reads movie reviews? What a waste of time. Opinion pieces are the lowest form of journalism.

>>213481631
Your line up is in reverse order lil bro

>>213481412
Haremposter, why couldn't you have brightened this thread with a Montpetit Queen of /film/ instead of this hag again?

>>213481395 (OP)
>QOD
There's several.

>>213481664
Horseposting > Effortposting > shit > journalism > Movie Reviews > Waifuposting

>>213481664
OP clearly means any film criticism.

>>213481631
Truest words have never been spoken.

>>213481631
>>213481669
Fuck Anne, Marry Charli, Kill Dommy

Radu Jude bros...he is selling out...

>>213481669
Nah. Labourier is actually an endearingly, mirthful Jester of /film/. Charlotte's easily the most physically disgusting, but Wiazemsky isn't that much better on that front and is actually evil too.

>>213481679
Share some with us.

>>213481509
>Every single Cahiers review of Shyamalan's work is correct
FTFY. He's one of the last "classic" filmmakers, the last Hitchcockean.

>>213481696
The placement of waifuposting depends on the waifu and the post it's attached to. Agreed on Horseposting tho.

>>213481742
Will he satirize Nusferatu? Based if true.

Another sleeping pill thread with these "convos". Thank god I'm sick.

>>213481740
Kill Anne (evil dies tonight). Fuck Charlotte (with the lights off). Marry Labourier (just so i can have redheaded kids).

>>213481753
Everything that was written about Heaven's Gate in 1980 for instance.

>>213481814
>Marry Labourier (just so i can have redheaded kids).
She'd trick you into thinking she was pregnant and then queef some clussy confetti after 9 months.

>>213481840
Go on...

>>213481868
Even better.

CLIMBING UP ON SOLSBURY HILL
I COULD SEE THE CITY LIGHT

Wiazemsky posting used to be a funny in-joke with Bresson fans, now it has morphed into an outlet for weirdos to make disgusting and violent posts about women. Sort of how like "saar"posting attracted actual Indians into posting en masse on 4chan. "Poe's Law", right? Well I would like to say that I was merely joking about the Anne owes sex posting and I'm saying it has gone too far and I distance myself from Wiazemsky hate posting. I wash my hands of it and I apologise to Anne for making crude jokes which made misogynist posters feel emboldened to make horrible remarks towards you. Breedy Bobby was not owed sex.

>>213481677
I didn't post that. I already told you guys I retired from Charlotteposting. My blessing to the thread was a Husseypost.

>>213481719
I only read film theory books these days because any kind of criticism or makes my eyes roll in my sockets at this point. Off the top of my head I would say that 'Mode's belief that The Exorcist II is the worst film ever made is manifestly false and deranged. I want to grab him by the collar and make him say it's better than The Exorcist: Believer.

>Wiazemsky posting used to be a funny in-joke with Bresson fans
It's way funnier now, with the added bonus of taking the heat off Jester of /film/ Dom Dom c'est moi Labourier.


>>213481985
>I didn't post that. I already told you guys I retired from Charlotteposting
Good. Please post more Montpetit regardless.

Arthouse classic.

>>213481985
All my Anne W. posts were complimentary... Not sure what's the deal with anons' comments about curbstomping her. Side note, I think Cassel is pretty handsome. He's definitely a weird guy (cheated on Bellucci), but seems pretty thoughtful and charming, from the interviews I've seen with him.

>>213482110
Beautiful, vivacious, mirthful post.

>>213482159
Cassel was in A Dangerous Method with Sarah Gadon.

>>213482157
What's it about?

>>213482212
True, true.

Anyway, Cassel and Bellucci are both bilingual in French and Italian, I wonder which they spoke in their private moments?

>>213482159
>Not sure what's the deal with anons' comments about curbstomping her
She's a Maoist demon who ruined Godard and deprived Bresson of the sex he was owed. Curb stomping would be letting her off easy and fantasizing about it is a sign of a clement conscience.

>>213481985
>'Mode
Duh, you're not supposed to read british critics dumbass, they're all retarded except for Robin Wood.

>>213482157
Carpenter the only mfer who did a good movie for that shit series, everybody else seems to have gone out of their way to do utter shit.

>>213482212
Based. I love Sarah Gadon.

>>213482260
>all retarded except for Robin Wood
The guy who wrote that thing about Godard being funny that sounded like a Stewart Lee joke?

>>213481985
>I would like to say that I was merely joking about the Anne owes sex posting
I wasn't .

>>213482310
Mogged by Vinny and I'm straight.

>>213482333
Holy based (and nice trips).

"Robin Wood" is what a playground bully would call Robin Hood

Throbbin' Wood

>>213482348
But anon that is a very homosexual thing to say, are you sure you are straight?

>>213482235
Its about the world ending.

>>213482305
Always delivers.

>>213482333
Lil bro on some incelcore shit.

Montmont and Rossy linked up, need it or keep it?

>>213482159
Their daughter is cute, more beautiful actors should unite and make mini eugenics programs.

>>213482305
I enjoyed Argento's ones. The evil raccoon ghosts and the ugly cannibal woman with the bangin' body that the guy keeps in his house for sex.

Lil bro in a quest of love in a world of whores

>>213482673
God bless the whores; I would have no sex without 'em

>>213482673
One can only imagine why women don't like you.

what are some films that showcase the passage of time

>>213482723
Ikiru

>>213482723
Irreversible.

>>213482555
Buongiorno, Sara.

>>213482723
Tsai Ming-liang's Walker series.

>>213482723
Into Great Silence
Novecento
High Noon
Mr. Nobody
the list goes on..

>>213482723
Is it possible for a film not to show it?

>>213482711
lil bro's white knighting for a dead maoist demon

The GOAT

>>213482901
I think he was just commenting on anon's retarded beliefs.

>>213482949
Rare to see someone with taste nowadays.

>>213483076
Thann you.

>>213483146
John??

>>213483173
No. Im matt.

>>213483221
I'm hungry.

>>213483264
Nice to meet you hungry, I'm Dominique Labourier (1930 - ∞).

>>213483290
NO WAY!

We're all pleasantly surprised by Dominique Labourier (1930 - ∞) here.

>>213483264
Hi hungry, im dad.

Just found out Michael Roemer's Dying and Pilgrim, Farewell are now streaming on the criterion channel. These weren't available digitally before, very cool!

Balthazar > Teorema > La Chinoisie

>>213481412
She has the most calming voice I've ever heard. Science of sleep was kino

>>213484384
>Science of sleep was kino

>>213481463
Will this do?

>>213484384
You got it. Her airy posh-tinged inflection is where most of my attraction comes from. Von Trier uses it to great effect as a filmmaker, too, contrasting the serenity of her voice with the salacious/histrionic nonsense coming out of her characters' mouths.

Anyway, are you more of a 17th century theistic Spinoza, or mid-20th century postmodern kooky Spinoza?

>>213482723
Warhol's Empire.

>>213483423
Based, Brisseau doesn't get brought up here ever.

>>213484153
Duh

>>213484588
>Will this do?
Big improvement. Next best thing after not posting her at all.

>>213484665
You?

>>213484107
fucking sick, another criterion W in as many days. if someone wants to assist with a rip for those of us who can't access criterion channel that would be superb...

>>213484784
No, i would've considered it an honour to be raped by such a great man.

>>213482555
Imagine the threesome.

>>213485494
Who's participant number three?

>>213485787
Dominique Labourier (1930 - ∞)

>>213485997
>>213483426
>>213483290
>1930
Why did you arbitrarily decide to make her 13 years older? Not that it matters to an immortal being.

>>213484539
Leave my mpdggem alone

>>213484588
Probably the latter

>>213486362
I see. Should have figured so from the -chan suffix.

>>213486048
Beautiful, vivacious, mirthful post.

>>213485787
Me.

>>213481814
Only sane choice.

>>213486011
You answered your own question.

Exit level Japanese cinema.

>>213486937
What a way to go out. Not with a bang, but with a trifling fart.

No Kyle, no Dingo, no Nastassja, no Ophelie. These threads have been vacuous as of lately!

What is best film adaption of classic novel

>>213486508
First I was berated for posting Charlotte, now I'm applauded for posting Dominique. What manner of ironic punishment is this?
No, something's amiss -- is this how we truly end, with a clown's honk?

>>213481395 (OP)
>The Horse Soldiers is the disaster of the month, an eventful canter in which director Ford, without any plot to speak of, falls back on boyish Irish playfulness
I don't want to meet the man who doesn't enjoy boyish Irish playfulness

>>213488643
War and Peace by Bondarchuk probably

>>213488649
>What manner of ironic punishment is this?
There's literally just one schizo who hates Dom, with the rest of the Domposting being lighthearted and ironic. Ginsburg's just fucking vile.

Does Dominique have any kinos in her filmography, i think i've only seen her in the Rivettranny movie.

>>213488863
She had a nice cameo in Comrades: Almost a Love Story.

>>213487561
It's just you, me and Sean now.

>>213488933
This is the best Maggie romance joint. If you have another answer you're just plain Wong!

>>213488979
I'm here too you cunts.

Sean has over 1100 movies logged in his blu-ray tag on letterboxd. He's this general's biggest buyfag.

>>213488989
We're all here here.

>>213489227
Not me.

>>213489244
Performative contradiction.

>>213489364
Sent that freak flying.

>>213481395 (OP)
1) i dont read reviews.
2) the previous films i had the displeasure of watching are as follows, bigger than life, written in the wind, to have and to have not and dark passage.
3) i have made my greivances known about the first two but have not and iwll not for the latter because they are too complex for anon to understand.
4)

>>213489549
The English language is too complex for you to understand.

>>213489671
Freak status?

What is your endgame?

my endgame is my own busines

Actual paid and published film reviewer here. I've been paid to do it since 2006 and post here frequently. Just a bit of advice: Stop acting like you just got a thesaurus for your birthday. It is a clear tell that you have no idea what you are doing to people that know what they are doing, and it alienates the average person that might be reading your reviews. Knowing the definition of a lesser used word is great, shoehorning it into a conversation because you saw it on your word of the day calendar and thinking it makes you look smart only serves to make you look like a retard to actual smart people and makes the average person not care what you have to say.

>>213490187
>Actual paid and published film reviewer here.
Damn, what a miserable life lmao

>>213490187
You sound like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>>213490211
>>213490225
you do it for free and you sound like retarded faggots 99% of the time atleast he gets paid for it sorry to break the news to you but you're literally 4chan jannies for the (((film industry)))

>>213490187
>>213490211
>>213490225
>>213490296
All me.

Actual paid and published goyslop shoveler here. I've been paid to make people's opinions worse and ruin the potential of the human brain since 2006. You may have read many of my articles, they contain phrases like, "...And it's everything", "...And that's a good thing", and, my favourite, "...And uhhhh, this is kind of problematic?" Just a bit of advice: stop using big boy words because they make me feel a no-no way.

>>213490211
How so?
>>213490225
I love that film. Judge is very underrated when it comes to his social commentary and actually spreading it out on all sides. Something the South Park creators could strive for again, and remember they once had for the first years of their career. I kneel to no political party or politician, and things like earlier SNL, late night TV, and South Park were the same. They just called a retard a retard, even if it was at times a bit skewed one way or the other it never went full tilt and alienated large chunks of the audience. I suppose the average person was a bit less direction brained and didn't think they had to die for a side of some imaginary culture war too, but which was the cause and which was the effect? Something to think about.

>>213490353
I'm not one of those people and I never will be. I'm quite a bit too old and have enough money that I don't need to go that route of what is currently considered journalism.

>>213490485
I believe you

People who have 6000 movies watched and try to act smug are mentally ill. There aren't even 300 great movies. As long as you watch and rewatch those 299 great movies you aren't missing out on anything.

>>213490564
A movie doesn't have to be 5/5 to be enjoyable. Hell, I'd say some 2/5 movies are still enjoyable.

>>213490624
Normally you rewatch the movies that are most enjoyable to you. I don't remember ever rewatching a movie that I thought was just kinda enjoyable.

>>213490664
I seldom do that. I'm never going to run out of movies to watch. I'd rather run in the woods than on a treadmill.

okay fine ill switch my dvd encodes of films directed by naruse for the high definition webdls that were uploaded not long ago but far enough in the past to be included in that length of period others might consider distant

>>213490744
It's like listening to an album once and then never listening to it again. Weirdos do that. You don't actually enjoy the music you just enjoy the process or being a smug retard one of the two

>>213487297
>nigga doesnt like Tora-san
dis nigga hates good family fun

>>213488863
She gets naked in this https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071974/

>>213490211
You're so owned and seething.

>>213490811
No need to watch a film more than once, if you've got good memory.

>>213491074
tora-san is more than just family fun. it is a stiched together painting of japan and its formalities and way of life. i love tora-san, however, it is not without issue, in particular, a few of its episodes have less than stelor quality, especially the later episodes. but to prove im not being a contrarian i will name but one episode from the later half of its airing, and that is the episode maybe 1982 which stars mifune..

>>213491348
>No need to watch a film more than once, if you've got good memory.
You are just rewatching it in your head

bro mistakenly believes in the infallibility of memory

>>213491348
I remember reading a critic making fun of Pauline Kael for "making a fashion out of seeing a film just once"

>>213491852
I've got 10/10 memory as far as I know. There's also the "new experiences" argument in regards to watching films only once.

>>213488643
d-dunno...

>>213481935
I-I-I can't...

>>213490296
I'm the one who said your life was miserable. I don't post reviews on the internet, I don't even have a Letterboxd account. I respect people who can actually use hermeneutics to understand and analyze a film, I don't respect reviewers. Cope and seethe, you parasitic retard.

Watch Marvel movies

>>213488663
Based.

>>213488663
Tarantino is very open on his hate to John Ford's movies
I guess it's the humor

>>213493437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6nrmISqQwM

>>213493437
Implying his opinons are in any way relevant

>>213493272
Just kill yourself man, you're disgusting. What a massive faggot.

>>213493837
Cry about it, little bitch.

>>213493578
>"John Ford was racist because he played a racist character in a racist movie, 100 years ago"
>says Quentin Tarantino from his house in Tel Aviv

>>213494144
Hahaha, as you would say, nice "projection". Have fun with the rope, make a creative knot.

extremely gassy this evening, might watch a Chishū Ryū

>>213494542
Time for a fartfest.
Tom Green type beat.

>>213491703
Do I have to watch TORA SAN in order or can I watch random episodes

>>213494215
>John Ford was a racist!

-Quentin “dead nigger storage” Tarantino

>>213494665
It's a black male thing.

>>213494665
Quentin genuinely thinks that he became black from all his mom’s boyfriends being black and that he’s allowed to say it so he’s not being racist.

>>213494640
random episodes are fine but if you intend on watching several it is worth noting the earlier films are the better ones. also the age gap of the later episodes ruin the adventurous spirit that tora-san possesses ought to possess being the salesman he is and doing the things he has a reputation for doing. the actor who plays the uncle died early on and so we get 3 uncles in total with the final one coming in at around episode 7 maybe. a real shame because it also impacts the enjoyment of the series.

>>213494640
there's very little continuity between episodes beside a few characters showing up here and there with references of their time with tora-san and or the family. there may be references to things that happened, not necessarily involving those people. the main cast growing old and performing together can also be considered a continuation of the previous films. but generally, overall, very little continuity.

>>213494885
>>213494934
Thanks I have Tora Sans Dream of Spring downloaded because that one was written by Leonard Schrader and is one of the 3-4 Japanese films he wrote

>>213493207
kino

*neigh*

I've started gathering names for the next chart, Southern Europe. so if you've got anyone you want added for any of the following countries, let me know
>Andorra
>Cyprus
>Gibraltar
>Italy
>Malta
>Monaco
>Portugal
>San Marino
>Spain
>Vatican City

i found your previous chart, that is, the scandanavian chart superflous in its addition of many sub-par directors and movies. therefore, i urge you to reconsider making any new charts now and going forward in the future. thank you.

>>213496621
>i found your previous chart, that is, the scandanavian chart superflous in its addition of many sub-par directors and movies.
such as?
>therefore, i urge you to reconsider making any new charts now and going forward in the future. thank you.
no thanks

>>213496865
there is goodness is your approach of accepting criticism regarding the process of your chart-making. i found that your chart, the scanadavian one, was lacking detail. specifically, the amount of director names should have been replaced by well-received film(s) of those directors. the names of directors, and just their names, leave much to be desired.

>>213496937
ah, I'm talking to chat-gpt. got it

>>213496982
can you maybe not accuse me of using algorithms to formulate my sentences? just because you have poor syntax does not mean i have to lower my standards.

Is Inception the normiest of normslop movies? When someone lists Inception as one of their favourites I immediately envision pale IPAs, checkered flannels, basedbeards, a PS5 with its three games resting on top, in a 2 bed house with a 25 year fixed rate mortgage and an Audi A3 (on finance) parked outside.

>>213497032
it has nothing to do with the formation of your sentences, but with the fact you claimed I just included director's names and no films, which is clearly wrong if you were able to see pictures

>>213495125
indeed it is
that webm is just the first 20 minutes of the movie btw

>>213497038
Oddly specific. Are you talking about your highschool bully that you stalk on social media?

>>213497087
i never stated that the names of directors were the only thing included in your list. i also understand that receiving criticism, and more than that, adapting to criticism is a rather difficult thing to do. im awaiting my apology.

>>213497136
It's not that specific, its a very common archetype of male in the UK.

>>213497160
>i never stated that the names of directors were the only thing included in your list.
>>213496937
>the names of directors, and just their names, leave much to be desired.

>>213497160
also, I've been open from the beginning that I'd be willing to add/remove directors from the charts, but I stopped asking because no one ever responded. I'm still open to suggestions though for at least the last two charts, Central Europe and Scandinavia

>>213497198
>>213497236
the only way for your arguement to make sense is to cut out the context of my statement of which inclues >was lacking detail >specifically >the amount of director names
no where does it imply what you're suggesting, but rather, on the contrary, that there were things other than director names on the list. for example, a list of films. my suggestions are as follows, if you must add director names have them positioned in their own set of squares, for instance, toward the bottom; and, avoid listing director names by using the films you think the director ought to be recognized by.

>>213497182
Deano?

>>213497385
yeah, no. not going to do that. I like how they look. you can go back through all of them and edit them to your heart's content

>>213497236
The Central Europe chart is so round and well-made I think it's great as it is even though there are some unnamed directors.

some of you are cool don't come to /film/ tomorrow

>>213493578
>>213489909
Compared to right wing directors who confront racism head on, the more tragic thing about liberal directors is the unconscious bias they reveal without realizing it.

>>213497038
It is there, but The Dark Knight has to be number 1.

>>213497881
The fuck did I just read lmao

>>213497881
>Godard
>Liberal
lol why are americans this retarded.

>>213490187
Who's doing that here though? Not even Haremfag who's the most pompous pretensious full of himself arrogant superiority complexed cunt uses obscure or complicated language. Everybody writes pretty clearly here, i don't get what's the point of your post.

Morning Gadonbros

Sarah Gadon's new Netflix series Wayward will premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival next month! Hopefully Sarah Gadon will be there.

Some troon has added Joyland(2022) the tranny trash in the South Asia chart. Kill yourself tranny.

Immediately replace this with The Day Shall Dawn(1959) by A. J. Kardar

>>213488863
Mac and Me

>>213498542
We also have received a new beautiful pic of Sarah Gadon amd her daughter.

>>213498591
Also replace degenerate trash Circus of LIfe with M oor(Mother) 2015

What kind of plebs have taken over /film/?

>>213498542
We also have received a new beautiful pic of Sarah Gadon and her daughter.

>>213498542
>Netflix series
>Premiering at TIFF
Film festivals are dead.

>>213498717
Thank God she hides her kid's face, with sick fucks like you out there who saves pictures of her baby it's for the best that she does.

>>213481395 (OP)
Rip bruce lee
Rip yusaku matsuda

>>213498889
TRVTH NVKE

sensei trvthkada

>>213498591
>>213498688
>no everybody has to like the same things i do and have the same values i have, otherwise they are degenerates!

>>213499515
Those films are objectively inferior to the ones I have recommended. Have you seen them? Imagine defending the tranny trash which you don't even have seen.

WE ARE SO BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOFUGRm4Ykg

>>213499612
The problem is not that they're better or worse films; the problem is that your logic is all retarded. In your world, a tranny film can't have no merit BECAUSE it is about trannies, see my point? Essentially, you're a bigot bigotting on cinema. I guess you have never watched Funeral Parade of Roses?

>>213499784
and a ching chong ping pong to you too

>>213499853
Calm down, saar.

lowkey has some esoteric vibes but I can't dig deep at them. The wake of the New and the end of the Old, the patricidal intent. Tess Millay, she's a mirror, a stand-in for the late wife of Dunson and therefore as the stepmother of Matthew. Great performances specially Wayne as a greedy and aged tyrant. The camera usage was impressive during the cattle drive across the Red River, mandatory epic music to sauce up the scene. The nightfog scene was very chilling and dreamlike. The ending was a phony anticlimactic cope out though I was laughing my ass off at it. Good film altogether.

>>213499914
Hawks is GOD

>>213499914
It's also very gay. Great film.

>>213499811
>In your world, a tranny film can't have no merit BECAUSE it is about trannies, see my point?
Yes, because that tranny trash is literally cannesbait. It covered all of the woke tropes.

>I guess you have never watched Funeral Parade of Roses?
Literally comparing apples and oranges. One film came out 50 years ago and the tranny trash cannesbait came out 3 years ago.

>>213499987
You're not getting what the other anon's saying.

>>213499914
Don't forget Walter Brennan.

We're all forgetting Walter Brennan here.

>>213500028
Great support actor.
>>213500051
Not in my watch.

>>213500022
Cannesbait can NEVER have any merit. Throw that trash in the fire. I don't want to see /film/ also getting polluted by that woke trannybox trash. FUCK YOU.

>>213500068
Based.
>>213500051
Cringe.

>>213500077
What the anon was accusing you of is that you would reject ANY film that was about trannies simply for being about trannies, not this specific film or specifically any cannesbait. Respond to that.

don't expect a coherent answer from a politics brained election tourist bigot

Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World

>>213500177
Sure. Hellraiser is the greatest example of queer cinema.

>>213500201
>bigot
Kek, you're using this sjw era buzzword and you have the audacity to call anyone else le election tourist.

>>213500285
You sound legitimately disturbed, but anyway, Hellraiser sucks and isn't even queer at all kek

>>213500198
Kino. I love Ray Harryhausen joints.

>>213498591
The Day Shall Dawn is already on there (r1c9)
>>213498688
I can replace one of the other two with this, but if I do it won't be for a while. I've already essentially locked the South Asia chart in. where were you for the last couple weeks?

>>213500438
according to a user, caroline munro's nipple can be seen in the vhs version.

>>213490340
Based schizo. I thought I was the only one who had full blown and heated arguments with myself on /film/. I’m back from the dead. I got a weekend off for the first time in month. Expect more intense arguments coming this weekend from “two or three” angry autists.

>>213500370
>You sound legitimately disturbed
Yes because you have sneaked in cannesbait

>Hellraiser
Filtered

>isn't even queer at all kek
KEK, Clive Barker is a gargantuan homosexual

>>213500546
>>>213490340 (You)
Did I mean >>>213490340 (Me)?

>>213500626
I’m a real nigga daddy. Best believe dat!

Black Joseph Cotten

>>213483423
Based.
>>213484665
He does, but rarely.

>>213500560
calm down, paki. you're not even arguing with the anon who made the charts, that's me (>>213500463), and I've already said I'll swap one of them out for Mother. those two films are what I call "filler films" anyway, ie. films that I'm hesitant about adding, but they end up on the chart because I need a couple more to round it out evenly

>>213500560
Are you Dingo? Kek

>>213500463
>The Day Shall Dawn is already on there (r1c9)
Oh I've missed it

>I can replace one of the other two with this,
You should add Maula Jatt 1979. That one film spawned a whole genre. It was revolutionary. Please replace both of them.

> I've already essentially locked the South Asia chart in. where were you for the last couple weeks?
I am sorry anon. I didn't check film. I was fucking around on other boards.

>>213498591
Your charts are garbage anyways. Kys.

We're all being foul and mean to each other here.

I'm a big remodernist film fan

We're all big remodernist film fans here.

what new terminology is lil bro COOKING?

>>213501113
>>213501178
>>213501238
forgot pic

do your friends have good taste in movies?

>>213500709
>He does, but rarely.
And it's almost always me, the guy you're replying to, kek.

>>213501284
Didn't read, fuck manifestos and "movements". Be an individual, do what you want. I never felt cinema should be locked in a cell, it ain't hard to tell.

>>213501444
My friends are you guys, so no.

>>213501284
Who wrote this retarded vague shit? They know and understand fuck all about film. I guess this was written by some retard in his early twenties.

>>213500664
Joseph Cottonpicker.

>>213501444
I have one friend who pretty much only ever suggests Japanese films which are about a 75/25 good to slop ratio. My other friend wants to watch shitty 2000's comedies most of the time but will occasionally pick some enjoyable slop like Shooter (2007) which is one of my favorite guilty pleasure joints.
The last movie I made them watch was Diva (1981).

im going to ask anons for their knowledge on movies depicting gentlemen duels like the one shown in barry lyndon. the reason i ask is because jezebel 1938 talks about one but isn't good enough for the audience to show it occur.

>>213500664
>>213501591
Kek.

Listening to Carly Rae Jepsen right now.

>>213501594
The Merry Widow (1925)

>>213501594
the duellists
love and death
any version of Count of montecristo
madame de...
lots of westerns, too many to count

>>213501750
>too many to count
Try.

>>213501772
364

>>213501594
>>213501750
The Duelists is kino

https://youtu.be/LOcxnQRUhMM

please dont list westerns as a response to a search for gentlemen duels it isn't appropriate

>>213501594
Far from gentlemen, but maybe Revenge (1964) could strike your fancy if you're feeling brutish.

If i had a glove i'd slap you on the face with it right now, Dingo.

please dont interject with samurai films no matter how great the recommendation may be just to respond to a search for gentlemen deuls it isn't appropriate

>>213501794
Agreed. It was hardly a gentlemanly milieu.

I have to agree with Dingo here, you guys are not giving him what he specifically asked for.

>>213501980
More appropriate than Westerns thoughbeit.

>>213502059
Sent that freak flying.

>>213502059
He's right though, that's not what he asked for.

>>213502102
That is correct. I didn't follow instructions 'cause I'm so stupid I'm so stupid so stupid so stupid so stupid

>>213501594
Liebelei

>>213502175
LA BOO BOO

>>213502583
Freak status?

>>213502609
OI AHM DAH OWNAH OHF DUH TWENTY FOH CARROT GOLD….
LA BEUUU BEUUU

RZA might be the first time I've seen a Criterion vid featuring a black guy where he didn't take a Spike film
That being said, he did get a shoutout

>>213502714
Did he take Black Orpheus though? They always take that one too.

may it please the thread and the anons whom took it upon themselves to enter into cause recommendations that include gentlemen's duels. the following are a list that seem appropriate for the requirements set forth and to my liking, the duelists, the merry widow, and liebelei. i had already the fortune of having madamae earings, monte cristo, and colonel blimp in my library. it has not gone unnoticed the mentions of love and death, which looks like trash, and revenge, which is not gentlemenly but perhaps one of the best samurai or shall we say anti-samurai films to present itself in the world of cinema to date. the anons who replied are as follows >>213501688 >>213501750 >>213501792 >>213501862 >>213502025 >>213502175

>>213502873
Thanks.

>>213503311
John?

Johnpony bake.

on it

>>213503428
>>213503501
Too early.

it normally takes a significant time to prepare the dough for bread making

>>213503577
this anon knows

>>213503577
Some of us save ideas well in advance so we have something to go quickly (especially in the case of an emergency bake).

>>213503659
this anon knows

>>213503677
How do you know?

>>213503805
I... I don't know.

I feel like there's a general consensus for what qualifies as arthouse, but I was wondering, what passes for an "avant-garde" or "experimental" film?

My question really is, should the term "experimental cinema" be used exclusively for radical, non-representational stuff - or do you think it's fair to call someone like Bresson or even an experimental filmmaker?

someone like Bresson an experimental filmmaker* FUCK

"He who knows all the answers has not been asked all questions."
- Wong Kar-Wai

>>213503884
Don't be so hard on yourself, anon.

>>213503805
because he's just like me

>>213503905
How does he know that?

>>213503860
No.

>>213503996
Sent that freak flying.

>>213504015
Why

just wanna let a serious anon know that i was lying about being on it before

seanpony...

Okaaayyy I'll bake

slampiggyponies...

DDT? Destroy Dirty Things?

We'll always have Paris

Make it a quote edition

>>213504159
Somapony comejanny wiener

>>213504154
Texas?

slow down, relax, take it easy

It's ready but I made a typo I noticed when I posted it. I deserve spankies!
>>213504282
>>213504282
>>213504282

>>213504289
Too late.
>>213504294
Too early.

too late to worry

>>213504383
Be real, it doesn't matter anyway

/film/'s got to cool down, relax, take it easy

>>213504034
He did not really experiment with the form or ever truly challenged what a film is.

bump