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Anonymous No.213482363 >>213482396 >>213482527 >>213483638 >>213484356 >>213484373 >>213484568 >>213486866 >>213486921
>tell cinephile qt I met off of bumble I'm into arthouse too
>she asks me my favorite
>tell her The Lighthaus, Eggers, 2019
>she laughs in my face, no 2nd date, ghosts me
Anonymous No.213482396 >>213482437 >>213482449
>>213482363 (OP)
You should've said Boyhood, The Fault in our stars and Cannibal Holocaust. I don't like them but you should know the game you're playing.
Anonymous No.213482420
Ask her what's the difference between jelly and jam? Then lay down the ol "I can't jelly my dick in your ass" for a guaranteed lay.
Anonymous No.213482437
>>213482396
don't forget Midsommar if that counts too
Anonymous No.213482449 >>213482465
>>213482396
>Boyhood
Isn't that literally just the life story of some fag?
Anonymous No.213482465 >>213482552
>>213482449
yes and art hoes love fags
Anonymous No.213482527
>>213482363 (OP)
I would ghost you too.

Next time, try talking about good cinema.
Anonymous No.213482552 >>213482597
>>213482465
God I wish I were one... maybe someone would love me then
Anonymous No.213482597 >>213484396
>>213482552
Anonymous No.213483638
>>213482363 (OP)
>Overrated boring movie
Gay. Possibly the most overrated director in my book. But then again most art house movies are that
Spinoza-chan No.213484356
>>213482363 (OP)
This entry level ass response what were you expecting
Anonymous No.213484373
>>213482363 (OP)
Based Arthoe dunking on plebeian OP.
Anonymous No.213484396
>>213482597
Anonymous No.213484568
>>213482363 (OP)
You should've SalΓ³, it has worked for me every single time. Just warn them like "It's a quite a rough film, but insightful into the mind of rulers". Remember cinephile women are usually perverts masquerading and basically unable to truly appreciate film, so this is premium guaranteed bait.
Anonymous No.213484638
I literally only match with brown and chinese girls on bumble. I get white girls on hinge but they all ghost straight away or after a few messages.
Anonymous No.213484686
post her pic
Anonymous No.213484755
People online will ghost if you say you like breathing

Don't sweat it too much op

Most people on dating apps are looking for an ego boost (sex, ghosting, rejecting) not looking for an actual person
Anonymous No.213485234
Anyone who has a 'letterboxd' isn't a cinephile
Anonymous No.213486866
>>213482363 (OP)
I've never met a single woman who claimed to like movies but actually wanted to talk about them in person, it just seemed like some weird box she wanted to tick then move on from. Why don't women have any passions bros
Anonymous No.213486921 >>213487030
>>213482363 (OP)
She was right to ghost you.
And fuck you for making me side with a woman's opinion.
Anonymous No.213487030
>>213486921
it's a pretty mainstream pic
but what are some better arthouse movies?