Thread 213483554

Finally, honest marketing.

>>213483554 (OP)
So this was made bad on purpose?

>>213483554 (OP)
>Pitch meeting came back for the first time in like 2 months to shit on this movie
Haven't had a chance to watch it yet, should be good

>>213483554 (OP)
>>213483652
I was thinking it was one of those cases a studio shits out a very horrible movie on a $5 budget just to keep the rights to an IP, but surely, war of the worlds must be a public domain by now?
Genuinely what was the purpose of this flick?

>>213483956
and it was another great PM

>>213483554 (OP)
Greatest movie of 2025. But of course the brainlets on /tv/ won't be able to appreciate it for what it is

>>213483652
>>213483961
From what I heard they made this during the COVID lockdown but didn't release it until now. Maybe they want to get the most buck out of what they already made?

>>213483652
You can imagine the boomer who wrote the script high fived himself.

>>213485952
>get the most buck
hope they didn't break the bank or the buck

>Alien come to Earth to eat our data
>They first meal is Facebook
What would 4chan taste like to them?

>>213486005
Salty coins and sandy bags of milk

>>213486005
regret

>>213484990
Just saw it and indeed it was, movie sounds awful but I must admit the idea of government so obsessed with surveillance they risk alien invasion for the sake of more surveillance is actually a good idea, can we see that reused in a not shit movie.

>>213486005
The first thing they would eat is all the sneed threads because they're gourmet

>>213483554 (OP)
It's not kino, it's not cinema, nor is it a flick. It's bijou.
Claques bijou.

>>213486430
Did the government even know that the aliens exist? Like who would put "alien invasion" on the list of potential fallout of a government project?

>>213485851
No need to go watch Weapons tomorrow when we have this at home.

>>213486472
Ryan George says they did, would somebody on the internet lie to me

>>213486542
From the wiki
>"Dave. Dave sends him a link to classified information about a surveillance operation known as "Goliath". Reading these files, Will discovers that alien ships had previously arrived on Earth, and that the government knew they fed on data. Despite warnings that activating Goliath could alert the aliens, Director of Homeland Security Donald Briggs chose to activate it anyway."

So the government already know about the aliens, the alien did land on Earth before and it was known that they eat data.

>>213486005
Ripped off of Futurama

>>213483652
>>213485952
I assume it was made during COVID to cash in on the "screenlife" movie trend after Unfriended, Searching, and Spree. Only they realized during post-production what a big piece of shit it was so they tried to release it by dropping a trailer a week before, only what they don't know is because of the speed the internet moves it only kept it in our attention spans. And as fate would have it there was a little scandal involving Aries Spears on VladTV clowning on Ice Cube, so this movie ended up being caught jn the crossfire and is now a huge laughing stock online.