Thread 213483963

I want my boss to tell me I'm doing a good job every now and then

>>213483963 (OP)
Movies are fake AF.
Bosses are never nice irl.

I just want an monthly office wide gangbang of the HR lady. I want it to be part of the company culture and heritage. For it to serve as an outlet for our employees and as a motivation for our HR department.

>>213483963 (OP)
I want filtered water in the water fountain

>>213483963 (OP)
I want to stand in the corner whenever the CEO rails the secretary in his office

>>213483963 (OP)
You're doing good, my guy. Maybe I'll talk to HR about your salary. Keep up the hard accounting!

>>213484579
>full windsor knot
pleb

>>213483963 (OP)
You're a validation seeker. If you ever get to manage then you'll find every workplace has a few. They're the people still working low tier positions by 40 kek. All you have to do is give them some praise and they'll do anything, work outside their job description, work after hours for free, etc. You can get a good few years of hard work out of them before they get crabby. Then you just throw them what everyone else already gets every year and they're happy again kek

I want my supervisor to wear a low cut shirt and jean shorts

>>213484617
Pathetic. Normalfags truly are cattle.

I want one hundred trillion dollars every day for the rest of my life.

I want 999999999999 dollars every second

>>213483963 (OP)
>I am not the smartest man out there. But I found this, which means someone else might find this, which means someone else will find out that I've found out this exists. You need my silence, I need your protection, and I think Wayne Enterprises - the real Wayne Enterprises - needs a careful eye like mine on these kinds of projects moving forward. Also, I would like to wear jeans on Fridays.

>>213483963 (OP)
>I want a pizza party for the office. 4 pizzas of 8 slices each to be split among the 40 employees, 2 pepperoni and 2 cheese, delivered to the office a full 90 minutes early so that they can sit around and be room temperature by the time we're allowed to eat them. Also instead of our usual lunch hour we get to take whenever, we all have to take our lunch at the same time and we only get 30 minutes. And I want this if and ONLY if we meet our quarterly quotas.

>>213484617
>flexing over being a middle manager

>>213486996
why wouldn't you get 5 pizzas of 8 so there's enough for everyone

I want a 10 minute break every 50 minutes, and in return I'll work 12 hour shifts

>boss hates me because i have long hair and am socially awkward and hes a fat bloated ex jock
>tells everyone else how much of a piece of shit i am
>this slut i know walks in and I say hi to her and give her a hug
>after she leaves he suddenly wants to be my best friend and asks if I fucked her
Lmao fucking retard doesn't realize im still a virgin

>>213484435
Sucks for you but none of my direct superiors has ever not been pleasant to work with. Maybe you’re the problem.

>>213487662
Run my own gig now but yes I did when I was one

>>213488425
Nice man. I'm a thirdie so my goal atm is to either get my own thing going like you or work for an American/European company