holy shit

>I found someone else to be my wife

>>213484402 (OP)
We’ll see if you still have that sentiment in 3 weeks. Assuming Jack lived, of course.

>>213484402 (OP)
>Cuckshit
So that's why women love it so much.

>>213484467
I demand the hairpiece Zane was given for this role for my own, personal use.

>>213484402 (OP)
>women in the audience start cheering and clapping

>>213484402 (OP)
She was such an incredibly terrible person. It's nice seeing zoomers calling this movie out for what it was. Boomers and Millennials liking this slop is part of what is killing cinema.

I've never seen Titanic.

This seems like a really awful thing to say I'm assuming her husband? Do they have kids together? That sounds even worse. Surely he must have done something terrible to warrant that? Cheated on her constantly? Beat her every day?

>>213484727
Billy Zane's character was comically evil and had absolutely no reason to be the way he was except for "we need a bad guy" you can't really take anyone in this movie seriously because none of them have any attempt at characterization going on. Great Tits (I can't remember her name) is a terrible person the way she treats him, yeah, but it only makes sense when your husbando is a cartoon supervillain.

>>213484814
>>213484727
james cameron can hit some amazing highs but also terrible lows. he cant write good characters, cal is a flat 2D villain who only exists so rose can have something to escape from

>>213484727
>>213484814
>>213484943
James Cameron plots are born in one coke-fueled manic episode and are never refined beyond that, his characters never progress past being the absolute broadest of caricatures.

>>213484402 (OP)
they stole this line from Twin Peaks btw

>>213484402 (OP)
>ok, but what if we came to an arrangement that satisfies the three of us? And Lovejoy watches, this is non negotiable.

I hate cuck shit but this is not it man. She was 17 and forced into the marriage by a selfish money hungry mother. Cal showed who he really was multiple times and he is not a sympathetic character in the least. You Zoomers need a better meme.

>>213485202
>t.

>>213485305
Man come on. This is not it. Also James is a good guy

>>213484402 (OP)
oh yea? haha
*heems you*

>>213485386
>t.

>>213485305

>>213485793
>t.

>>213485046
Fuck you, The Terminator is a perfect depiction of the nietzschean ubermensch. Goal-oriented, cold, calculating.

>>213485202
You could say it in a much less faggier actual objective way.
> Cal is a pissed off John who’s whining that the prozzie her mom sold him didn’t turn out to be grateful and loyal or have any feelings for him

>>213484753
Fiance, and he did beat her. It was an arranged marriage

>>213484727
this film has been criticised and mocked ever since it came out

>>213484402 (OP)
IF YOU WON'T LIVE WITH ME, THEN YOU CAN DIE WITH HIM *detonates bomb*

>>213486215
Getting smacked because you can't stop running your mouth is not beating. I've smacked my wife when she won't stop acting up and she's never claimed I abuse her. No man has ever hit a woman that wasn't asking for it.

>>213485752
HE'S GONNA WATCH THE BULL FROM HIS SHED

>>213485850
based