Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:45:25 AM
No.213487217
>I AM NOT A GOD BUT I SHOULD BE. I HOLD THE ELDER WAND. THE PHOENIX WILL RISE AGAIN, AS IT ALWAYS DOES.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:52:37 AM
No.213487356
He could have conquered the world but he didn't because he was a pussy faggot retard
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:56:42 AM
No.213487433
>WELL YOU SEE HARRY, INSTEAD OF PUTTING MY WEINER IN A GIRLS FRONT BUM I ENJOY PUTTING IT IN A MANS BUTT HOLE. SOMETIMES IT GETS CRUSTY, SO YOU HAVE TO BUST THE CRUST BY DIGGING THROUGH THE DINGLEBERRIES WITH YOUR FINGER
I legitimately have no idea what the implication was behind Dumbledore "raising" Harry Potter like a sacrificial lamb, especially considering it's implied he wasn't like 100% sure about the WHOREcruxes or even had any idea what the fuck was going on.
Also, maybe it's paced better in the books, but fuck the majority of the movies for taking place over like 6-8 months. It gives the impression nobody is doing fucking anything offscreen. It's like unless 'arry Pottah or in, the rare occasion, a camera, is in the immediate vicinity, nobody's allowed to move, or the moves they do make are like some shit you need five seconds to think about.
But it takes these niggas (DEATH EATERS, LORD SQUIDMORT) fucking five years and they barely do goddamn anything. Oh shit, you killed a dozen muggles and found some furniture for your animal crossing file, WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING YOU SO LONG, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE MUGGLE HITLER AND NEED TO PRODUCE AMMUNITION AND PANZERS, GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:17:20 AM
No.213487754
>>213487606
I think Rowling was just making it up as she went.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:45:30 AM
No.213488250
>>213487606
I think you just have to roll with it. I personnaly dont even understand why Voldemort wanted Harry dead.
