Thread 213487739

>Captain, I order you to get back on the ship and help everyone
>"No."

wrong pic

Me and the daughters first.

>>213487739 (OP)
>>213487748
BUT SIR, THINK OF ALL THE WOMEN, CHILDREN, ITALIANS, AND IRISH!

I'm putting together a team.

>>213487739 (OP)
"I won't go down with this ship.
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
There will be no white flag above my door.
I'm in love and always will be"

>>213487739 (OP)
Schettino! Cast yourself back into the ship!

What's the next step of your master plan?

>>213487983
CRASHING THIS SHIP
WITH NO SURVIVNG MEN

>>213487739 (OP)
People on a cruise are people I'm not gonna die for

>>213487924
>No, it's dark and my feet are cold

>>213488000
checked

Imagine finding yourself in a giant ass moving city for a vacancy, and the city itself start sinking, half of all the escape boats are stuck and can't deploy, panic explodes and you can't escape in time. You are stuck in the middle of the sea slowly dying of cold.

What the fuck was his problem?

>>213488022
dude if i'm ever on a boat in the middle of the ocean as soon as I sense something being off I would be the first to stand in line for the boats

whats the most kino documentary on this

>>213488000
Included all the poorfag families who managed to accumulate enough money for a 600€ ride (per customer) after a lifetime of sacrifices? they are not exactly luxury, once you pay everything aboard the ship is pretty much free to eat.

>>213488055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgTOq-2acT0

>>213488031
Were it not for internet historian nobody would know this guy

>>213488043
And so eill everyone else blocking the path you dumb faggot.

>>213488055
https://youtu.be/Qh9KBwqGxTI?si=a6YRZmsiZR6bRyen

>>213488107
plenty of retards died waiting in their cabin

>>213488055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4M0JCznAc

>>213488140
never gets old

That guy telling him to go back on it was an idiot as well, he fell from it while helping, and didn't have the means to go back, medias are shitheads and so are people.

>>213488099
Ask a normalfag over 35 about it and chances are they’ll remember, because the news was fucking everywhere when it happened.

>>213488256
wrong, pictures show the captain was waiting in line for a life boat

even if he fell, he would still have to climb up its the rules captain goes last

>>213487739 (OP)
I hate that airplanes exist. Imagine all the cool boat disasters we'd have if ocean liners were still popular.

>>213488257
I just read the Wikipedia page because I wondered how long they locked him up. 16 years.

>>213487739 (OP)
Why haven’t we had a Captain Coward movie yet? Who should play him?

>>213488089
It's not coz they're poor, it's coz they have poor taste.

>>213488031
Cocaine mostly

>>213488654
where did they find him after the wreck? in a lifey?

>>213487739 (OP)
A true Italian hero.

>>213488777
HE WAS KNOCKED IN!

>>213488000
Trips and dubs of BASED

>>213487739 (OP)
Did he really do anything wrong?

>>213488777
>A transcript of a recorded conversation between Schettino and Gregorio de Falco, the on-duty Italian Coast Guard commander, was broadcast around the world. It details a furious de Falco repeatedly ordering Schettino to leave the lifeboat and return to the stricken Costa Concordia. De Falco did not believe Schettino's explanation of how he "fell" into the lifeboat, or his excuse for not returning to his vessel because it was "too dark" and the lifeboat had "stopped moving".
I don't know but I think they found him rather quickly

>>213488958
Crashing by simping instead of chadishly crashing on purpose.

>>213488974
>he "fell" into the lifeboat
lmao

>>213488031
he was a cazzo

>>213488666
Russel Crowe could have been a pretty good copy of him 10-15 years ago, he's too old now though.

>>213488958
They were all retards, but the rest of the crew threw him under the bus.

>>213489087
russell crowe is probably peak fat and drunk now, perfect casting.

>was convicted of manslaughter and other charges related to the 2012 shipwreck that resulted in 32 fatalities.
>Schettino has applied for parole and is seeking a job with the Vatican's "Seconda Chance" reintegration program
the absolute madlad

>>213487846
This vessel shall be their tomb.

>>213488133

What shipwreck should he do next?

I'm thinking either the Wilhelm Gustloff or the Lusitania

>>213487739 (OP)
>im literally the captain and know how to direct the entire crew and can observe the entire rescue attempt from a massively useful advantage, FROM THE AIR, to co-ordinate would might of been the most succesful rescue operation in human history
>captain drown the ship and condemn everyone on board to death, think about "honor" and "tradition". commit mass murder for it, even

go down with the ship. like rush stockton! what a hero!