Thread 213491167

>The director known for pseudo-arthouse movies who notoriously hates dialogue and characterization and only wants to make ambient movies is PERFECT for the action hero franchise for men and boys that is known for sharp and funny dialogue, creative set pieces that is the complete opposite of how he operates and all of the movies he has made!
>No, I actually hate James Bond and think he's a sexist, racist BLAH BLAH BLAH and I haven't seen any pre-Craig movie or dared to read the heckin racist books but I know best about how the character should be!

>>213491167 (OP)
Stop making people up. Quit pretending you're too good to have the Blade Runner 2049 for your next Bond director.

>>213491189
>Quit pretending you're too good to have the Blade Runner 2049
GOOD MORNING SAAR
also
>Quit making people up
>acts exactly as the person I described
can't make this shit up

SLASH MY WRISTS INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST GAY BAR

>>213491167 (OP)
Normalfags can't think for themselves, they just repeat what they hear from random jewtubers.

>>213491167 (OP)
god forbid there are still directors left that try to keep true to their style and not succumb to the money making machine that is capeshit slop

>>213491189
dennis is the definition of pretentious

>>213491167 (OP)
This shit started with Skyfall.

Yeah well expecting anything good out of Hollywood these days is foolish, especially something as retro and masculine as James Bond.

>>213491324
>GIVE IT UP FOR YEAR 25 OF DARK AND GRITTY BOND
>FUN AND ADVENTURE NEVER EVER
>MORE CHILDHOOD TRAUMA AND GAY SODOMY
>NO BOND GIRLS OR QUIPS ALLOWED
I wish I could flat-out murder Daniel Craig.

>>213491390
Cope, Roger Moore's dead and will never come back.

>>213491390
But Mr. Krabs, he's gay!
Let the AIDS do it.

Yeah it should have been Snyder

>>213491312
>If you don't make lowest common denominator slop you're pretentious
Just accept he has different taste than you.

>>213491403
>t. trans btw and my father raped my boy hole and now im gay but that has nothing to do with it

>>213491493
But I'm straight and my dad loves Connery and Craig.

>>213491464
Bond is an action hero franchise on the same level as Transporter or Taken. It's not a prestige drama series. The people making these movies are delusional pretentious psychopaths who don't want to face up to that fact.

>>213491508
>t. then my dad lubed up my boy hole real nice and shoved his hairy unwashed dick inside and now i go to gay bars and LGTBQ parades
>yes I heckin love Daniel Craig what does that have to do with anything

>>213491403
Craig's Bond had a much worst run than Moore. Its like it reboots itself three times in five films.

>>213491528
I'm sorry your Roger Moore loving dad was gay.

>>213491555
Daniel Craig's Bond is 10x worse than the worst of the MCU, Star Wars or anything else. It has like three timelines.
>CR/QoS
>Skyfall (on its own)
>Spectre/NTTD
He plays a different character in those movies and only acts VAGUELY like James Bond in the Cuba scene in NTTD before he dies.

>>213491189
Denis has openly stated he hates dialogue tho

>>213491583
>t. then he gave me an enema so my insides were clean and tight
>god i heckin love No TIME TO DIE so much!

>>213491167 (OP)
>"men and boys"
HelIo reddit

>>213491601
You sure know a lot about gay sex, anon... Almost like you have some experience.

If Amazon is just hiring the most popular choices on social media for Bond 26, then it's guaranteed that this guy is Bond, no? I mean, DUNCacinno and OI START DOING THIS are the director and writer.

>>213491624
>t. then i went around in night dressed as a girl and got kidnapped by horny college age boys in a van and raped all night. god it was so great.

>>213491640
Thank you for your diary entry.

>>213491594
When this nigga learn english anyway? He's a frenchie who knows he has to make films in english and whined a few times about it.

But he's not writing the script for bond & he hasnt made any movies actually showcasing he really hates dialogue. That random interview just makes /tv/ seethe endlessly though. Only project he's working on that I could see him trying to be more ambient to the degree of like a 2001, is something like Rendezvous with Rama.

>>213491971
He's a Canadian who wants to larp as a European. All Quebecois want DESPERATELY to be viewed as Europeans. He can talk English just fine but puts on a fake accent to appear sophisticated.

Anyhow, anon, it really doesn't matter tht Villeneueve is directing. He has no final cut or approval over script or casting. he's a glorfified cameraman so his previous movies are null and void in assessing his Bond since it's not HIS Bond, but Amazon's.

>>213491167 (OP)
>>No, I actually hate James Bond and think he's a sexist, racist BLAH BLAH BLAH and I haven't seen any pre-Craig movie or dared to read the heckin racist books but I know best about how the character should be!
Has he actually said that?

>>213493103
Not Denis, as far as we know, but that's pretty much over 90 percent of "people" who chip in on Bond. They never watched anything before Craig and despise the character purely on a political basis but they feel this urge to pretend they care or know how he should be portrayed. Just psycho losers.

why don't they hire action movie directors? These movies have like 4 second unit directors anyway.

>>213492002
Overconfident burger divorced from reality. Quebecers hate France French and do everything they can to distinguish themselves from them.

>>213491167 (OP)
james bond fucking sucks dick and always has. there is not a single good james bond movie. you need to get over your childhood obsessions.

>>213493133
James Bond is sort of like Halo where even the original target audience doesn't really care anymore so they won't carry any new entry to success. Crying about how the new entry isn't like the old ones is most of what the old fanbase contributes so they're stuck reinventing the character and IP for a new audience while beholden to the original audience that probably wouldn't pay for a ticket even if it was strictly the same as the "peak".

>>213491167 (OP)
Honest to god, why. Why in Helll is Denis of all people directing Bond. What sort of sideways thought process would lead someone to want this. Let the fuckin guy do his weird Brian Aldiss adaptations or whatever it is, I'll watch them. It's a waste of time for Denis and a waste of time for Bond fans