Thread 213491209

>Watching Seinfeld
>3 minutes in, Kramer comes in
>Audience starts clapping and cheering

Why do Americans do this? It's not like he was gone the whole episode, at least then I could understand.

>>213491209 (OP)
Kramer is annoying and disgusting. He keeps getting everybody in trouble.

because they lit up the sign that says "APPLAUSE"

>>213491209 (OP)
they dont. yes its filmed in front of a live audience but they add extra audience noise later in case the jokes dont get that many laughs

KRAMER:
I finally did it, Jerry! I got rid of them!

JERRY:
Got rid of what?

KRAMER:
The baby alligators I had living in my bathtub! I sold them to Trump's Alligator guarded Illegal Immigrant Death Camp!

[audience laughs]

JERRY:
What?

KRAMER:
You see I had all these alligator babies I didn't know what to do with from a past trade living in my bathtub. Then I realized, "Hey, who would really, really dislike falling into a tub of alligators?"

JERRY:
Every human being on the planet?

[audience laughs]

KRAMER:
But that's just it Jerry- that includes, by definition, any and all illegal immigrants! Then it was just the simple matter of convincing JD Vance to buy them off me.

JERRY:
How on Earth did you do that?

KRAMER:
Oh he and I go way back Jerry! Way back! He and I and Newman used to run lollypop and caps with propellers insider trading ops!

"I thought you said you was bringing a white boy home! I don't see a white boy! I see a damn nigger guy!"

>>213491337
This was the inspiration for the Cleveland Show

>>213491209 (OP)
Keep you awake at night thinking about us does it?

>>213491209 (OP)
>Kramer says nigger 8 times in a fit of rage at the Laugh Factory
AUDIENCE CHEERS AND CLAPS SO LOUD THEIR HANDS AND RECTUMS START TO BLEED

>>213491209 (OP)
Imagine him going off on the studio audience for interrupting his takes

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