Thread 213493963

>>213493963 (OP)
thats a man

You can take a photo of a cute girl on a garbage truck and autists will go "tfw no garbage truck gf"
>inb4 tfw no garbage truck gf
Sshe would smell like gabage

>>213493963 (OP)
That's a man, isn't it?

>>213494123
Yeah that's the meme format.

>>213493963 (OP)
Also who is this?

>>213493963 (OP)
I can see that male appendage flapping through that skirt

>>213493963 (OP)
The only female bass player I know is the one in The Talking Heads, and that doesn't look like her.

>>213494242
aimee mann plays bass and she was pretty cute when she was in voices carry

>>213493963 (OP)
I can tell by the “strumming” and chords that “she” sounds like shit. Give me a song so I can properly judge

>>213493963 (OP)
You just know this "band" fucking sucks ass lmao

I miss her.

choker to hide the adam's apple clearly

>>213494242
Kim Gordon? Kim Deal? Everyone knows the Kims!

>>213494376
I can already tell it’s generic shoegaze shit judging by the rest of the band mates.

>>213494330
I guess.

>>213493963 (OP)
A woman has never written good music. Imagine hanging out and having to sit through her fumbling out clumsy bass lines and having to compliment her even though it's complete shit. Also, she's definitely slept with every man from every band she's ever been in, that's the only reason anyone invites a girl. She's also probably a raging bitch who thinks women have no duty to their partner other than to occasionally give up a blowjob. Sounds like a nightmare.

t. was a producer for a small studio in a college town and had to deal with legions of drugged up mentally ill teenage bandtards

>>213494615
Tell that to Laura Marling, nigger

>>213494838
I don't know who your celebrity crush is but I bet she's cheesy as hell. The only thing exceptional a woman has ever brought music is vocal talent, because they are evolutionarily designed to suck your soul out of your body with their voice.

>>213495364
It's actually some very lovely folk music. Her being cute has little to do with it.

>>213494615
Tell that to Emmylou Harris you fag

I'm still in love with Kim Deal after all these years

>>213494615
Gillian Welch would like a word with you, twat

>>213494615
Ann and Nancy Wilson wrote a lot of good stuff, you're generally correct though

>>213494472
that's true. the less said about kim gordon's """singing""" the better though

>>213494615
some women can sing well, they can do alright as the frontwoman of a band where men write all of the music

Leezy
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xsu80hi1ess
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9zZgMfq4gtM

Since we're on the subject, can someone explain what the fuck is this channel?

https://www.youtube.com/@Uniquemaster2171

It's just a bunch of videos stolen from women playing instruments, with added at the bottom some creepy indian face doing and saying nothing, and so tiny it almost feels like a jump scare when you see it.
But it has more than 100k subs and Youtube has puled it down.
Wtf is this?

tal wilkenfeld

>>213495989
*Hasn't pulled it down.

>>213494615
WRONG

>>213493963 (OP)
That's a man

>>213493963 (OP)
she looks like she smells

>>213494615
>'Hell Hath No Fury Like an Incel Scorned'
But I admit it was surprisingly effective bait, despite i being something so easily falsifiable.

>>213495581
>>213495660
>>213495785
Run of the mill folk. My retard grandpa could improv banjo reels with more gusto and complexity than any of this lullaby tier music. Yeah a woman can make a passable lasagna but there's never going to be a female Escoffier.

>>213493963 (OP)
women haven't been authentic or creative since the 90s so hard pass

>>213494615
Yoko Kanno would like a word.

>>213496099
simp. I've smelled these stinky unshowered band chicks as they moan under the strain of my BWC. Trust me, you don't want anything to do with them.

>>213496104
Let's hear some of your work, faggot.
Anybody can just say shit online.

>>213496148
Your constant connection from music production to romantic involvement or sex proves my point, you've had some chick break your little faggot heart or reject you, and now you're doing your standard online incel routine.

Someone smelling or even being a piece of shit, has nothing to do with their ability to produce good music.
Good female musicians are plenty, despite your pathetic appeal to authority of being producer in some irrelevant studio somewhere in pigfuckville Alabama.

>>213496104
>>213494615
Just post an example of what you consider "good music" that foolish women could never hope to come close to already, I want to see exactly what breed of fag you are.

I'm guessing it's going to be something like Bach, or fucking Carlos Santana or some shit. You seem like that type.

>>213493963 (OP)
Television and film?

>>213493963 (OP)
>>213494330
>>213494392
>>213494615
>>213495785
>>213495989
>>213496049

WHAT TELEVISION OR FILM IS THIS

>>213493963 (OP)
She'd cheat on you don't ask me how I know.

>>213496222
>>213496236
What are you, the janny's lackey or something.

>>213496236
I like to watch films about Emmylou Harris's feet

>>213493963 (OP)
>woman playing bass
Boring, has man hands and is only in the band because they needed a bass player and took what they can get
>woman playing guitar
Hot, skillful and earned their position through merits as everyone and their grandmother plays guitar.

>>213494615
>A woman has never written good music
this is perfection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKYBhHK5Zh4&t=1167s

>>213496104
We are in the "antecedent ironic age"
People say what they think without realizing it making it ironic
That's actually what he thinks

whenever a rock band has one female member it's always the bass player, but why?

>>213496104
holy midwit what're you talking about nigger

>>213494392
Based, now this lady would DEMAND satisfaction from you.

>>213496236
you will never be a janny

>>213494392
I miss Bolt Thrower so much bros :(

>>213496196
This is the only correct answer