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Anonymous No.213493963 >>213493979 >>213494185 >>213494201 >>213494232 >>213494242 >>213494373 >>213494376 >>213494615 >>213496070 >>213496077 >>213496106 >>213496196 >>213496222 >>213496236 >>213496248 >>213496299
>tfw no bass player gf
Anonymous No.213493979
>>213493963 (OP)
thats a man
Anonymous No.213494123 >>213494201
You can take a photo of a cute girl on a garbage truck and autists will go "tfw no garbage truck gf"
>inb4 tfw no garbage truck gf
Sshe would smell like gabage
Anonymous No.213494185
>>213493963 (OP)
That's a man, isn't it?
Anonymous No.213494201
>>213494123
Yeah that's the meme format.

>>213493963 (OP)
Also who is this?
Anonymous No.213494232
>>213493963 (OP)
I can see that male appendage flapping through that skirt
Anonymous No.213494242 >>213494330 >>213494472
>>213493963 (OP)
The only female bass player I know is the one in The Talking Heads, and that doesn't look like her.
Anonymous No.213494330 >>213494613 >>213496236
>>213494242
aimee mann plays bass and she was pretty cute when she was in voices carry
Anonymous No.213494373
>>213493963 (OP)
I can tell by the β€œstrumming” and chords that β€œshe” sounds like shit. Give me a song so I can properly judge
Anonymous No.213494376 >>213494514
>>213493963 (OP)
You just know this "band" fucking sucks ass lmao
Anonymous No.213494392 >>213496236 >>213496452 >>213496570
I miss her.
Anonymous No.213494403
choker to hide the adam's apple clearly
Anonymous No.213494472 >>213495894
>>213494242
Kim Gordon? Kim Deal? Everyone knows the Kims!
Anonymous No.213494514
>>213494376
I can already tell it’s generic shoegaze shit judging by the rest of the band mates.
Anonymous No.213494613
>>213494330
I guess.
Anonymous No.213494615 >>213494838 >>213495660 >>213495785 >>213495846 >>213495910 >>213496049 >>213496099 >>213496138 >>213496215 >>213496236 >>213496309
>>213493963 (OP)
A woman has never written good music. Imagine hanging out and having to sit through her fumbling out clumsy bass lines and having to compliment her even though it's complete shit. Also, she's definitely slept with every man from every band she's ever been in, that's the only reason anyone invites a girl. She's also probably a raging bitch who thinks women have no duty to their partner other than to occasionally give up a blowjob. Sounds like a nightmare.

t. was a producer for a small studio in a college town and had to deal with legions of drugged up mentally ill teenage bandtards
Anonymous No.213494838 >>213495364
>>213494615
Tell that to Laura Marling, nigger
Anonymous No.213495364 >>213495581
>>213494838
I don't know who your celebrity crush is but I bet she's cheesy as hell. The only thing exceptional a woman has ever brought music is vocal talent, because they are evolutionarily designed to suck your soul out of your body with their voice.
Anonymous No.213495581 >>213496104
>>213495364
It's actually some very lovely folk music. Her being cute has little to do with it.
Anonymous No.213495660 >>213496104
>>213494615
Tell that to Emmylou Harris you fag
Anonymous No.213495692
I'm still in love with Kim Deal after all these years
Anonymous No.213495785 >>213496104 >>213496236
>>213494615
Gillian Welch would like a word with you, twat
Anonymous No.213495846
>>213494615
Ann and Nancy Wilson wrote a lot of good stuff, you're generally correct though
Anonymous No.213495894
>>213494472
that's true. the less said about kim gordon's """singing""" the better though
Anonymous No.213495910
>>213494615
some women can sing well, they can do alright as the frontwoman of a band where men write all of the music
Anonymous No.213495967
Leezy
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xsu80hi1ess
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9zZgMfq4gtM
Anonymous No.213495989 >>213496019 >>213496236
Since we're on the subject, can someone explain what the fuck is this channel?

https://www.youtube.com/@Uniquemaster2171

It's just a bunch of videos stolen from women playing instruments, with added at the bottom some creepy indian face doing and saying nothing, and so tiny it almost feels like a jump scare when you see it.
But it has more than 100k subs and Youtube has puled it down.
Wtf is this?
Anonymous No.213496016
tal wilkenfeld
Anonymous No.213496019
>>213495989
*Hasn't pulled it down.
Anonymous No.213496049 >>213496236
>>213494615
WRONG
Anonymous No.213496070
>>213493963 (OP)
That's a man
Anonymous No.213496077
>>213493963 (OP)
she looks like she smells
Anonymous No.213496099 >>213496148
>>213494615
>'Hell Hath No Fury Like an Incel Scorned'
But I admit it was surprisingly effective bait, despite i being something so easily falsifiable.
Anonymous No.213496104 >>213496151 >>213496215 >>213496318 >>213496427
>>213495581
>>213495660
>>213495785
Run of the mill folk. My retard grandpa could improv banjo reels with more gusto and complexity than any of this lullaby tier music. Yeah a woman can make a passable lasagna but there's never going to be a female Escoffier.
Anonymous No.213496106
>>213493963 (OP)
women haven't been authentic or creative since the 90s so hard pass
Anonymous No.213496138
>>213494615
Yoko Kanno would like a word.
Anonymous No.213496148 >>213496206
>>213496099
simp. I've smelled these stinky unshowered band chicks as they moan under the strain of my BWC. Trust me, you don't want anything to do with them.
Anonymous No.213496151
>>213496104
Let's hear some of your work, faggot.
Anybody can just say shit online.
Anonymous No.213496196 >>213496575
>>213493963 (OP)
Anonymous No.213496206
>>213496148
Your constant connection from music production to romantic involvement or sex proves my point, you've had some chick break your little faggot heart or reject you, and now you're doing your standard online incel routine.

Someone smelling or even being a piece of shit, has nothing to do with their ability to produce good music.
Good female musicians are plenty, despite your pathetic appeal to authority of being producer in some irrelevant studio somewhere in pigfuckville Alabama.
Anonymous No.213496215
>>213496104
>>213494615
Just post an example of what you consider "good music" that foolish women could never hope to come close to already, I want to see exactly what breed of fag you are.

I'm guessing it's going to be something like Bach, or fucking Carlos Santana or some shit. You seem like that type.
Anonymous No.213496222 >>213496268
>>213493963 (OP)
Television and film?
MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN No.213496236 >>213496268 >>213496282 >>213496453
>>213493963 (OP)
>>213494330
>>213494392
>>213494615
>>213495785
>>213495989
>>213496049

WHAT TELEVISION OR FILM IS THIS
Anonymous No.213496248
>>213493963 (OP)
She'd cheat on you don't ask me how I know.
Anonymous No.213496268
>>213496222
>>213496236
What are you, the janny's lackey or something.
Anonymous No.213496282
>>213496236
I like to watch films about Emmylou Harris's feet
Anonymous No.213496299
>>213493963 (OP)
>woman playing bass
Boring, has man hands and is only in the band because they needed a bass player and took what they can get
>woman playing guitar
Hot, skillful and earned their position through merits as everyone and their grandmother plays guitar.
Anonymous No.213496309
>>213494615
>A woman has never written good music
this is perfection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKYBhHK5Zh4&t=1167s
Anonymous No.213496318
>>213496104
We are in the "antecedent ironic age"
People say what they think without realizing it making it ironic
That's actually what he thinks
Anonymous No.213496335
whenever a rock band has one female member it's always the bass player, but why?
Anonymous No.213496427
>>213496104
holy midwit what're you talking about nigger
Anonymous No.213496452
>>213494392
Based, now this lady would DEMAND satisfaction from you.
Anonymous No.213496453
>>213496236
you will never be a janny
Anonymous No.213496570
>>213494392
I miss Bolt Thrower so much bros :(
Anonymous No.213496575
>>213496196
This is the only correct answer