>>213497993 >make a club for brown people that love gay sex >call it arse >call it anal >call it arseanal >hire a man called arse-ne wanker >hes a nonce >let him ruin your club for 20 years >havnt won the league for 20 years >old stadium named "highbury" as in, hi bury your dick in my ass >shit new stadium named after arabs >fans are nicknamed after wanking, the gooners >favourite chant is 'cum on you arse' >most famous fans are called the gay gooners >best player called buck-ayo caca >their badge is a knob on wheels >their mascot is a furfag called goon-asaurus >shit owners executives, coaching, staff and players