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Anonymous No.213494668 >>213494899 >>213495773 >>213496431 >>213496689 >>213496918 >>213497369 >>213498653 >>213500008 >>213501578 >>213502410 >>213502598 >>213502881
what will Tsireya's role in avatar 3 be?
Anonymous No.213494786 >>213496669 >>213496773 >>213499948 >>213502826 >>213503013 >>213509129
This movie was so fucking boring.
Anonymous No.213494899 >>213495288 >>213495377 >>213498665
>>213494668 (OP)
Lo'ak's tattooed cum dump
Anonymous No.213495288
>>213494899
>Neytiri
>Tsireya
>Varang

why are na'vi women so weak to men with human blood?
Anonymous No.213495377 >>213496213
>>213494899
Why tattoed? She's not a random human girl.
Anonymous No.213495557 >>213496911
i thought they had nipples but their goofy costumes kept them barely concealed.

do female navi have nipples or not?
Anonymous No.213495773 >>213503060
>>213494668 (OP)
What does it feel like to creampie one of these things?
Anonymous No.213496213 >>213502598
>>213495377
Because she's Metkayina, dummy. They all get tatted
Anonymous No.213496431
>>213494668 (OP)
Sex
Anonymous No.213496669
>>213494786
No it wasn't
Anonymous No.213496689
>>213494668 (OP)
Repulsive. Imagine wanting to fuck that thing
Anonymous No.213496748 >>213496890
>you will never be used as a Na'vi cumdump
Feels pretty bad mang
Anonymous No.213496773
>>213494786
That's an insult to boring.
Anonymous No.213496890
>>213496748
Cameron will make real Na'vi before he passes.
Anonymous No.213496911
>>213495557
They do have nipples but it's an american movie and nipples are evil ptsd inducing barbary to them, so they are carefully concealed.
Anonymous No.213496918 >>213497213
>>213494668 (OP)
We are watching Avatar 3 for Kiri and Kiri alone
Anonymous No.213497213
>>213496918
>shamefully forgets Tuk
Anonymous No.213497264 >>213497359 >>213498211 >>213502598
Anonymous No.213497292 >>213497725
To hold Tuk still while she gags her.
Anonymous No.213497328 >>213497359 >>213502598 >>213503102
Anonymous No.213497359
>>213497264
>>213497328
I thought she was Halle Bailey before looking up the actress
Anonymous No.213497369 >>213497566
>>213494668 (OP)
you are a hired marketing person literally no one remembers any name from the avatar movies
Anonymous No.213497566 >>213497647
>>213497369
No ones remember anything from those movies save for based colonel or whatever he was and only due to that meme for 4ch. This movies is pure slop with no substance.
Only cool things are some of the animals there, even aliens are ugly/meh. But redditors gonna cum to anything organic.
Anonymous No.213497647 >>213497787 >>213498111 >>213499379
>>213497566
It's literally the only good movie I'm looking forward to seeing all year. If you can't remember shit without memes, that's you're own terrible genes and diet of excessive slop to blame
Anonymous No.213497725
>>213497292
based knower
Anonymous No.213497787
>>213497647
Anon just watch Ferngully (1992). It's the same plot.
Anonymous No.213498111
>>213497647
Bla bla bla you watched Pocahontas but blue where space fairing humans lose to guys with bows cuz plot and you creamed your pants. You are so dumb you have to manually think about breathing.
Avatar is McDonald's of movies, made of recycled shit that last for 30min.
Anonymous No.213498211 >>213498241
>>213497264
i thought it was so retarded when their whale friends returned, and instead of some unspoken bond between man and an animal, like riding a horse, where you pick up on the energy and vibes, these blue cats have a quaint conversation to catch-up as if you're visiting your aunt
"how do you do?" "oh your pregnant?" that writing felt like someone who says their "spiritual" but not religious. It's retarded and they have no soul.
Anonymous No.213498241
>>213498211
the tulkun are very intelligent and want to talk chud
Anonymous No.213498653 >>213499154
>>213494668 (OP)
I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH THIS BLUE WOMAN
Anonymous No.213498665 >>213498836
>>213494899
Do the blue cats even have genitals or is it just hair sex?
Anonymous No.213498836
>>213498665
Hair sex thats why shills 213498653 are so fucking pathetic.

My hope for 3rd is that they make vulcano cats based by mistake like they did with Man in High Castle s1. It would be rly hilarious.
Anonymous No.213499154
>>213498653
She is obviously teal colored
Anonymous No.213499379 >>213499532
>>213497647
The same exact posters that make up the Avatar defence force were saying the same shit about Alita a few years ago. Your director daddy made a forgettable sci fi series with a big CG budget and because you were at an impressionable age when they came out (I really fucking hope you didn't get into these as an adult) you derive a lot more meaning from them than normal people.
Anonymous No.213499401
Cultural impact: none.
Anonymous No.213499532 >>213500052
>>213499379
why do you have the same opinions as transexuals on social media
non terminally online normal people love it and high iq straight whites love it
something to consider...
Anonymous No.213499948 >>213501983
>>213494786
Anonymous No.213499955 >>213500365
Neytiri instructing Lo'ak how to have sex with Tsireya and stimulating her at the same time
Anonymous No.213500008
>>213494668 (OP)
Those water effects are so unbelievably well done.
Anonymous No.213500052 >>213501922
>>213499532
Ask me how hurt I feel by an Avatar/Alita fan's scorn.
Anonymous No.213500365 >>213501520
>>213499955
Nah, Neytiri said fuck Lo'ak. Let him figure it out on his own. He got her good son killed.
Anonymous No.213500538
It was tedious as fuck for the most part. An endless cycle of characters I didn't care about being captured, tied up, escaping, captured, tied-up, escaping... Quaritch and his crew were decently watchable. The lack of imagination on display was incredible. It's a shark/whale/flying fish... but alien! They even copy-pasted Pacific Islander culture, one of the characters sticks his tongue out when angry. Just so fucking dull and lazy and repetitive. And I really like the first film even if it was just Pocahontas in space.
Anonymous No.213501520
>>213500365
chudtiri strikes again
Anonymous No.213501562
HOW MANY BILLIES?
Anonymous No.213501578
>>213494668 (OP)
na'vi are gross
Anonymous No.213501922 >>213502345
>>213500052
Based Jimmy hover hands! avoiding the metoo!
they could try and take his billles
Anonymous No.213501983
>>213499948
weird defense
Anonymous No.213502345
>>213501922
The amount of Unobtanium in his blood keeps him repelled from others and hovering
Anonymous No.213502410 >>213502598
>>213494668 (OP)
>what will Tsireya's role in avatar 3 be?
my gf
Anonymous No.213502598
>>213494668 (OP)
>>213496213
>>213497264
>>213497328
>>213502410
fishe
Anonymous No.213502756 >>213503300 >>213504335
PADS = Post Avatar Depression Syndrome
Anonymous No.213502826
>>213494786
I loved it
Anonymous No.213502881
>>213494668 (OP)
When Loak is depressed after Jake gets killed, Tsireya will cradle him and then present him with her smooth shaved armpit for him to lick hungrily as he fucks her in mating press, pronebone, and full nelson.
Anonymous No.213503013
>>213494786
fucking brilliant what you on about?
Anonymous No.213503060 >>213505844
>>213495773
go find out
Anonymous No.213503071
Anonymous No.213503102
>>213497328
why does he remind me of xxxtentacion WTF i love this film now
Anonymous No.213503300 >>213504191
>>213502756
I wish I had a whale bro
Anonymous No.213504191
>>213503300
>I wish I had a whale, bro.
Anonymous No.213504335 >>213505121
>>213502756
As much of a meme as this is I genuinely did feel post avatar depression. I was at the lowest point of my life in January 2010 with severe depression. Had dropped out of college, moved back into my childhood room, was a pathetic friendless neet playing PC games all day, and just felt really bad all the time. I was a real mess.

Watching Avatar had been such fantastic escapism, completely taking myself out of my depressing reality. When the lights came up in the theater I didn't want it to be over. So I do distinctly remember being in the shower one day shortly after I saw it, thinking about how it had been such an enjoyable movie, and choking back tears because I wished something that perfect could be real and I could experience it.

It was just a fleeting thought, and I didn't want to kill myself, but it did happen. I think Cameron also tapped into some primal fantasy deeply hardwired into the human brain, of joining a tribe, fighting in a just war to save your home and people, falling in love with and marrying the chief's daughter, then becoming chief yourself.

Oh and I was able to cure my depression, finish college, go to law school, and get an elite job. So things worked out for at least one post avatar depression sufferer.
Anonymous No.213505121
>>213504335
>I was able to cure my depression, finish college, go to law school, get an elite job, and a hot blue wife*
Anonymous No.213505844
>>213503060
Every male who enters the theater gets one of these
Anonymous No.213507247
I Tsireya You
Anonymous No.213509088
The Way of Water has no beginning and no end
Anonymous No.213509129
>>213494786
It was okay. Jurassic Rebirth, now that was boring.