Thread 213495786

Realistically what would you have done in this situation?

>>213495786 (OP)
>not wearing propane-branded lingerie
GET TUH FAWK OUT!

>>213495786 (OP)
smoked marijuana cigarettes

>>213495786 (OP)
I have erectile dysfunction because I'm so overweight (through no fault of my own) so I probably would've either made an excuse to leave or finger her to satisfaction.

>>213495786 (OP)
Sex, anal sex, sucking her toes, having her feet in my face, eating her pussy and ass.

>>213495857
>I'm so overweight (through no fault of my own)

>>213495786 (OP)
wake up, probably

>>213496005
oh so if your parents give you heroin at age 6 is it your fault if you become a drug addict? explain how food is any different.

>>213496066
You can eat less of it and that's enough to lose weight.

>>213496066
You can't post on this site unless you're at least 18.
And if you're 18 or older you are 100% responsible for your weight.

>>213495786 (OP)
Mating press while visualizing luanne

>>213495786 (OP)
Made love to her like she was sweet lady Propane herself I tell you what.

>>213495786 (OP)
Take her back to my house and get my bull to fuck her

>>213496066
You are pathetic and a waste of fucking oxygen. No one here feels sorry for you. Kill yourself, dumb faggot.

>>213495786 (OP)
>panties
>shoes on
It’s like they know me

>>213496291
>>213495814
>>213495786 (OP)

fucking the same woman than got fucked by big buck strickland

nah

>>213496066
Just stop eating so much, you fat fuck. Your “addiction” is a cover for your weakness.

>>213496122
You don't get it man, he's a food addict in the same way a heroin user is an addict.
>heroin analogy

>>213496066
Are you trying to say your fat parents are sabotaging you by constantly buying terrible food? And that erodes what little will/resistance you have and you break constantly?

Stay loyal to my wife

>>213496066
>Something given has no value.
You have to work harder than others is all. Go to /fit/ you retard

this is why being a married man in modern society is bs. You can't even ask your wife if you can fuck some girl at work. You'll get divorced anyway.

>>213495857
>(through no fault of my own)
kek
why'd you even add this?
>>213496066
I feel ya anon
I'm a bait addict myself

>>213496407
even if your wife looks like peggy?

Punched her in the face, run home crying, sniff peggy's size 16 feet

>>213495892
Good morning sirs

>>213495786 (OP)
For me it's Donna

>>213496407
>>213496808
Reminder Peggy lied about being a virgin to Hank their entire marriage, Hank gets a freebie

>>213497279
saar yoiu are the fucking
I cum in her bobs and vagene
hahaha,,,

>>213496066
>Eating less does not exist
>Gyms do not exist
>Self accountability does not exist
>Blame everyone else for own self worth

There's like a 3% chance of something of having a thyroid disorder as a man where you're completely fucked and your body will just gain weight even if you eat and train like an athlete. But most people get shit eating and exercise habits from parents and by the time they go to college or whatever you get away the fatness causes depression which causes eating high carb shit but it can all be reversed by eating right and cardio/weights.

>>213495786 (OP)
probably have a panic attack and cry

The very first thing I would have done would be not marry Peggy

>>213498310
He was also injected with heroine at 6 years old
See
>>213496066

>>213498310
>your body will just gain weight even if you eat and train like an athlete.
kek do you understand thermodynamics? you cant just spontaneously become a fat fuck because of a "condition" put down the fork

>>213495786 (OP)
Grope her breasts and nipples a bit, some making out. Then bolt the fuck away.

Past a certain age a man that hasn't slept with female coworkers can be a bad thing

>>213496066
Food addicts are the most pathetic addicts. At least the drug addict has at least one crazy story about scoring for a fix or has been around hardened drug pushers.

The most crazy story you have is eating a pallet of oreos sitting on your couch.

>>213497461
>>213495786 (OP)
Jesus, what is about these simplistic designs with an "ugly/unflattering" artstyle that hits all the right spots? Are there any more characters like this?

>>213496066
Your parents gave you food at 6? Jesus!

>>213496066
everyone replying to this post is a low IQ retard. They're lucky they never developed bad eating an exercise habits and think its just easy to change it. Just tell an alcoholic "just stop drinking lol" or someone with mental health issues "just get therapy lol" its never just that easy or everyone would do it.

>>213498783
What I will never understand, is how in the course of adolescence, does a person not think
>Hmm, I like girls
>I should probably work out as this will help me get girls
Isn't that the natural progression of life?

>>213498410
Kek. Heroin should have made him lose weight tho.

>>213497970
Your kike god isnt real btw rightoid

>>213498783
It's not easy. The problem is that he compares it to heroine and gave up.

>>213495786 (OP)
>BWAAAAAH

*screen fades to black*

>>213496066
>>>/fit/fph/
Go get insulted until you're fixed

>>213496407
I must stay loyle to my capo

>>213495786 (OP)
>these two fat old guys somehow regularly got pussy
How?

>>213499591
Unironically their generations are somehow looser and easier.

>>213495786 (OP)
>white

>>213497461

what is the irl equivalent of this

>>213497461
Good taste Anon.

>>213499591
People back then actually liked sex with each other, not gooning to AI chatbots.

>>213499591
buck is rich as fuck

>>213496066
>food analogy

>>213495786 (OP)
Flee

>>213496066
eat a salad tubby, and it better not be one of those ones with chicken fingers on top

>>213495786 (OP)
zoomers might not know this, but benis goes into bagina

>>213501407
You are going after the wrong anon, moron

>>213499591
Women like wealth and stability.

>>213498947
>Still no accountability
>Must blame a deity

>>213495786 (OP)
Watch Ladybird fuck her in the ass and then take sloppy seconds.

>>213500586
And people don't now?

>>213502661
60% of zoomer men have never had sex and given up

I only watched bits of the original King of the Hill. What the fuck did Hank see in Peggy?

I remember he was a former football player in high school and he seems to be a based hard-working guy. Couldn't he have gotten a hotter wife?

>>213502951
Peggy is literally the only women Hank has ever fucked. Furthermore, she's very much like his mother Tilly (pic related). Not only do they look similar, but they're both conceited, irresponsible, self-deluded idiots.

>>213496066
Opioid addiction can not be compared to fucking food addiction. Or even coke, or meth. Opioids/Narcotics are terrible because they rewire your brain in such a disgusting way you can never come back from. Just stop eating you fat faggot. The fact that you compare being fed sugar and fat as a kid to being fed heroin as a child is fucking ludicrous. Go see what heroin babies look like out the womb.
>.t medfag

>>213495786 (OP)
im not gay so i would fucked her repeatedly and then drove to the grand canyon and drove the car off the cliff with her in the boot and watch it explode

>>213495857
I have ed too, same reason and i wank off like 2 times a day because i work from home, its getting weird now and effecting my marriage too its not long before she leaves me for better dick im actually sad

>>213503297
HOLY SHIT....

I never understood the psychology of guys wanting a woman like their mom. I loathed my mother and will never be with a woman that resembles her in any way.

>>213503695
Bits like that are one of the reasons this show is one of my favorites. It's interesting to see how deep the rabbit hole goes. Most things end up being explained, some more subtle than others. Take pic related for example. Bill dressing up as Lenore was likely not just due to his failed marriage and loneliness. In another episode, Bill once remarked that his abusive father used to punish him as a child by forcing him to wear dresses.

>>213495786 (OP)
I'd like to have sex with her but I'd realize there is no chance she wouldn't ruin my life

>>213503601
Just reduce masturbating and lose some weight you fucking loser. Are you seriously just going to throw your life away because you have no self control?

>>213495786 (OP)
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>>213497461
Holy, you weren't kidding

>>213500194
Your mom is from their generation anon.

>>213495786 (OP)
Ask her to put on a diaper

>>213496066
>oh so if your parents give you heroin at age 6 is it your fault if you become a drug addict?
at some point, yes

>>213506539
sauce?

>>213506021
I love older women so much bros. That milf vibe with the thicker look is unbeatable. The estrogen has been doing its thing for decades.

>>213499591
Peggy was the only woman Hank ever fucked

>>213507122
>The estrogen has been doing its thing for decades.

Unironically what do you mean by this?

>>213506539
WHOMST

>>213506674
Holy fucking run on sentences, Batman!

>>213498898
You have to want girls badly enough to go after them. Not eveyone does.

>>213495786 (OP)
Seduce Hank

>>213507402
>hip implants
disgusting.

>>213495786 (OP)
Probably decline because sex is scary. Im a virgin

>>213495786 (OP)
I got in this situation and she claimed I raped her even though I left her ass 10 miles from home without a ride.

>>213495786 (OP)
Im too spergy to do it with a girl that isnt at least as autistic as me if not more, she would get turned off at my attempts

Alright, no bullshit, just get straight to the point and answer this.
In the position of a mid 20’s-30’s male who only goes to work and doesn’t have much of a social life or friends, where do you meet women, or join a social group where you can regularly meet new women?
Despite many here being in a similar situation, no one has been able to give a concrete answer to this. Why?

>>213495857
This but im in shape i just have low self esteem and get nervous about not being able to get hard which in turn makes it more difficult to not get hard creating a feedback loop in impotence

>>213495786 (OP)
Realistically? Probably the same thing as Hank but for different reasons. Ive cheated on my wife dozens of times, but you never do it in the town you live in or with people you know, thats the number 1 rule for not getting caught.

>>213509961
Have u seen Sex Lies and Videotape? Watch it it might make u feel better

>>213495786 (OP)
Have sex

>>213509918
Tinder works for me. But why don’t you have friends? Friends are fun.

>>213496066
I started counting calories and im down 20 lbs in 2 months its so fucking easy bro just literally stop eating junk food thats 90% of it

>>213496066
It's your fault if you stay one

>>213495786 (OP)
I, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

>>213496066
In both cases you just need to put the spoon down.

>>213509918
>mid 20’s-30’s
Those are two entirely different age groups.

>>213495786 (OP)
If she were younger like 18, I would. Old women dont deserve my mediocre cock

>>213495786 (OP)
make love to her in the ass

>>213510092
Are you trying to say ypuld would have done intense anal with her, or put a baby in her, or kill her, or kill your whole family? Theres too many layers to that image

>>213495786 (OP)
The Simpsons predicted this

>>213509729
Those are saddle bags.

>>213495814
>lingerie
Thats just regular underwear, virgen

>>213510171
what I'm saying is that I'm a big enough autistic loser that I would probably let her coerce me into whatever horrific life ruining scheme she cooks up and I really just miss those kids

>>213495786 (OP)
Fucked her. It would've saved her life.

>>213510360
Maybe he's just French. So, not necessarily a virgin. Just a fag

>>213495786 (OP)
360 and walk away

>>213495786 (OP)
escape. it's a bad idea to fuck your boss' wife

>>213495786 (OP)
>married and have a kid
I'd walk away. I'm not ruining my son's life even if my wife is a bit of a cunt sometimes.

>>213502661
Boy have I got a website for you /pol/ this is common knowledge for people and you'll find out a LOT about what's going on.

>>213508694
If she was Native American she would be Sexeagle Riverass.

>>213500586
It was more pressured on them to shack up and start families. Also was a lot cheaper back then to start a family.

>>213495786 (OP)
If I had actually found a woman worth marrying, I wouldn't do it. If I hadn't....well, that truck's suspension system would've gotten a very thorough test that night.