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Anonymous No.213496954 >>213497023 >>213498704 >>213499438 >>213499550 >>213504275 >>213504686 >>213505263 >>213507392 >>213507453 >>213507818
Wednesday Thread
Anonymous No.213497023 >>213498128 >>213498133 >>213498136
>>213496954 (OP)
Anonymous No.213498128 >>213500854 >>213507831 >>213508654 >>213508885
the fuck kind of a release schedule is this?
>>213497023
You can't stop me from loving her.
Anonymous No.213498133
>>213497023
stop the bullying
Anonymous No.213498136
>>213497023
She unironically became the meme
Anonymous No.213498704 >>213499025 >>213499074 >>213499198 >>213499410 >>213501031 >>213508196
>>213496954 (OP)
>4 replies after more than an hour
I know it's a meme but I'm genuine with this, what killed the hype?

The first season was a phenomenon in popular culture, and this time I don't think anybody even realized the new season is out
Anonymous No.213498909 >>213499037
But its friday
Anonymous No.213498928
she's a mafioso
Anonymous No.213499025 >>213506964
>>213498704
Only half of the show is available and I guess Lady Gaga hasn't appeared in it yet. If that were the case, this site would be full of memes.
Anonymous No.213499037
>>213498909
Saturday.
Anonymous No.213499074 >>213499143 >>213499151
>>213498704
>what killed the hype?
Anonymous No.213499123
it's Friday.
Anonymous No.213499143
>>213499074
manipulated image
Anonymous No.213499151 >>213499289
>>213499074
Correct. This certainly didn't help either
Anonymous No.213499198
>>213498704
The hype was weapons grade shilling and you fell for it. No serious person gives two shits about this
Anonymous No.213499289
>>213499151
Oooh now there's a "why do you do it to yourself?" morning-after-the-night-before face. I've seen that face in the mirror far too often.
Anonymous No.213499410
>>213498704
>what killed the hype?
6 million years between S1 and S2
Anonymous No.213499423 >>213499745 >>213500010 >>213500081 >>213500084
Question for those who’ve watched all four episodes of s2 part 1
>Why does the plot this season feel so vague and underwritten?
>Why didn’t they devote more of the camp episode to the rivalry between the military kids and the outcasts? They treat the whole thing like a B plot.
>Why are they trying to make us care about the black character and her mother?
>Why is Wednesday never in class learning lessons?
Anonymous No.213499438
>>213496954 (OP)
She should be in a booster seat.
Anonymous No.213499550
>>213496954 (OP)
Little girls shouldn't play with knives
Anonymous No.213499745
>>213499423
I think most of it comes down to a weak script. Jenna did an interview where she said writers were still making revisions while they were filming. I'm not sure if that's a normal part of the process but it makes me think that enough attention wasn't given to the writing, or that everyone wasn't on the same page
Anonymous No.213500010
>>213499423
How do I get a hand job?
Anonymous No.213500081 >>213501269
>>213499423
The last one is because they don't want even more Harry Potter comparisons
Anonymous No.213500084 >>213500752
>>213499423
>>Why are they trying to make us care about the black character and her mother?
That was established to be an important(?) sub-plot in S1. Also, there is clearly some fuckery with the new principal, the fundraiser and his attempt to get Wednesday's grandmother involved. Since principal blackmails black bald chick to achieve his goals, her whole story line becomes relevant.
>Why didn’t they devote more of the camp episode to the rivalry between the military kids and the outcasts? They treat the whole thing like a B plot.
It was annoying, stupid and unnecessary. Didn't add anything to characters, didn't progress plot or add to the "lore". That whole part felt like a side quest you do for extra xp and loot. Which brings me to

>Why does the plot this season feel so vague and underwritten?
>Why is Wednesday never in class learning lessons?
The whole S1 felt more "tight". S2 is just a bunch of characters stumbling around and then some shit happens that leads to another shit happening. S1 had this Harry Potter thing where characters felts like part of the setting. In S2 setting is just background and props. They established a few types of outcasts in S1, now they just throw in some extra shit for reasons (e.g. Da Vincis, Avians)
Anonymous No.213500752 >>213500984
>>213500084
why do they call telekinetics davincis?
Anonymous No.213500826
Why is Steve Buscemi a pyromancer?
Anonymous No.213500854
>>213498128
no one is telling you to stop loving jenna
however, you may also love squidward
think about it
Anonymous No.213500902 >>213501094
Cute
Anonymous No.213500984 >>213501090 >>213501136
>>213500752
They aren't telekinetics. I guess they are more tinkerer/artificer/mad scientist archetype (the kid with clockwork heart, the trap that stalker girl used was built by DaVincis) but they needed to give them some magic powers to make them visually distinct. I guess. The lore is trash. They should've just gone with a school for weird kids (like Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children). Less kids too (most of them are just extras). Come to think of it, Wednesday herself doesn't fit into any of those stupid groups. She is a psychic? Clairvoyant?
Anonymous No.213501031
>>213498704
>what killed the hype?
taking enough time between seasons for emma to start and finish an undergrad degree
Anonymous No.213501090 >>213501253
>>213500984
>The lore is trash. They should've just gone with a school for weird kids
Agreed. Leaning into the magic bullshit just makes it feel like a shitty Harry Potter parody
Anonymous No.213501094 >>213501196
>>213500902
>dressed slutty in season 1
>dressed like a prude in season 2
Explain?
Anonymous No.213501136 >>213501295
>>213500984
neither do gomez and morticia and the pugsley electricity shit feels hamfisted too
So the kid from the first season that tries to kill wednesday in the pilot to stop the prophecy was also a """davinci""" and not telekinetic?
Anonymous No.213501143 >>213501334
Did the other Addams family shows/movies have werewolves and other supernatural creatures or just Wednesday?
I thought the point of the Addams family was that they were a family of freaks who shine a mirror that reveals the “weirdness” of everyone else?
Anonymous No.213501196
>>213501094
idk, the woke left or something
Anonymous No.213501253
>>213501090
Magic is okay. What isn't okay is them being called Outcasts when there enough of them to be accepted by the society. Make them a hdnful of freaky weird kids from weird creepy families. But in S2 we learn that Gomez is a lawyer, Wednesday grandma is filthy rich, The school can book an entire campground. IIRC, in S1 people kinda just tolerated them. In S2 nobody bats an eye when a vampire drags a coffin to a camping trip.
Anonymous No.213501269
>>213500081
which is dumb, because people love harry potter
being compared, favorably, to harry potter is a blessing as long as you can avoid the "copies/ripes off" label
Anonymous No.213501295
>>213501136
>So the kid from the first season that tries to kill wednesday in the pilot to stop the prophecy was also a """davinci""" and not telekinetic?
I don't remember for sure, but Da Vincis is just S2 thing.
Anonymous No.213501332 >>213501370 >>213501399
>Wednesday threads all struggling to get to even 100 replies
Is this because nobody is watching or because so little happened in those 4 episodes that there’s nothing to discuss?
Anonymous No.213501334
>>213501143
There are constant references to quasi-supernatural relatives, which suggests that that there are off camera demi-humans and shape-shifters. The Lore is robust enough.
Anonymous No.213501370
>>213501332
Probably a mix of both. Season 2 took so long to come out that all the hype died, hell I didn't even know it was out until a few hours ago
Anonymous No.213501399
>>213501332
This tells me that I can stay away from this series for a while longer. Season 1 was watchable, but NF has burned me enough times with second season crap like this.
Anonymous No.213501440 >>213501701 >>213501723 >>213508778
How come that twink with the long hair from s1 isn't in s2?
Anonymous No.213501659
I hate how all these zoomer bitches are waxed everywhere.
Anonymous No.213501701
>>213501440
Actor got cancelled/metoo'd
Anonymous No.213501723 >>213502019
>>213501440
Percy Haynes White?
He got semi-cancelled on Twitter by women who said he acted ‘inappropriately’ with them and he’s basically never been cast in anything since. No evidence was provided to substantiate the rumours.
Ortega was dating him in real life, reluctantly ended the relationship, and she’s been getting drunk and smoking weed ever since
Then last year it was confirmed he wasn’t returning for season 2
Anonymous No.213502019 >>213502061
>>213501723
>women who said he acted ‘inappropriately’ with them
On set of S1?
>Ortega was dating him in real life, reluctantly ended the relationship, and she’s been getting drunk and smoking weed ever since
If that is true, then that explains everything.
Anonymous No.213502061
>>213502019
>on set of S1
No, the allegations were from women he’d allegedly been with before Wednesday season 1 was made
Ortega was head over heels in love with him apparently
Anonymous No.213502716 >>213502868
>Wednesday s1 comes out
>Multiple gennies at the same time, all hitting their bump limits
>s2 comes out
>thread struggles to get 50 replies
Why?
Anonymous No.213502868 >>213503367
>>213502716
The hype was never real, just non stop shilling. I'm absolutely loving that this piece of shit is flopping. No season 3
Anonymous No.213502899 >>213506421
Jenna
Anonymous No.213502970 >>213503062 >>213503077
When's part deuce?
Anonymous No.213503062
>>213502970
3 more years
Anonymous No.213503077
>>213502970
september i think
Anonymous No.213503220
jenga
Anonymous No.213503268 >>213503333 >>213503384
The crow lady could've just done absolutely nothing and no one would've found out anything. Everything that happened was completely avoidable. The plot made ZERO sense.
Anonymous No.213503333
>>213503268
The plot makes no sense, the interpersonal "drama" is boring and none of the characters are sexed up at all. This shit sucks man
Anonymous No.213503367 >>213503888
>>213502868
Season 3 is filming in the fall
I think they’ll wrap it up with season 3. Ortega clearly doesn’t want to do the show for much longer
Anonymous No.213503384
>>213503268
Oh yeah that was the shittest reveal.
Anonymous No.213503888
>>213503367
>get your huge breakthrough with wednesday season 1
>only star in complete garbage or financial flops since then
>says she has some control over season 2 and even produces it, season 2 ends up being kinda trash

Young latina actresses seem to be cursed by default so that doesn't help, but ortega seems to slowly turn into a reverse king midas cause everything she touches turns to shit

Bitch needs a tardwrangler
Anonymous No.213504275
>>213496954 (OP)
You daft bastard, today is Friday.
Anonymous No.213504686
>>213496954 (OP)
any snood or wednesday feet in the new season?
Anonymous No.213505020 >>213505140 >>213505400
Bruv what is this show even about? Is it supernatural, scifi, mystery? Evry general of this show is just waifu posting barely wny discussion of what's going on. And b forr anyone sks ive never watched any thing related to the addams family
Anonymous No.213505094
The reveal of the Avian was super underwhelming, honestly could not remember seeing that woman before
Anonymous No.213505140
>>213505020
I couldn't tell you what it's about, I just watch for the cute girls
Anonymous No.213505150 >>213506605 >>213511473
cutest
Anonymous No.213505263
>>213496954 (OP)
but its Friday...
Anonymous No.213505380
Did Wednesday get her fat latina tits out
Anonymous No.213505400 >>213505636
>>213505020
Slice of life. As snarkers have pointed out absolutely none of the "mystery" elements make a single lick of sense. In season 2 Wednesday claims to be an expert detective who solved the mystery of season 1 when she did no such thing. She had literally everything wrong every step of the way until the bad guy said "oh yeah I'm the bad guy btw" right at the end. In season 2 the bad guy kills people for no reason whatsoever when she could've just shut the fuck up and continued her experiments on crazy people and no one ever would've found out anything.
Anonymous No.213505636
>>213505400
>Slice of life
I shant bother then
Anonymous No.213506421
>>213502899
love her
Anonymous No.213506605
>>213505150

>>213504409

girls in one piece bathing suits Movie
Girl jumps on rail, rides it down one leg on each side just it touching her slippery cunt. Doesn't make a fuss about it. Anyone seeing it took it as too cool to acknowledge.
She has a shirt over her swimsuit to hide her breasts and direct stares to her perfect labia. Short hair = Tomboy. She has to please cock for society.
She flips her head back as if she still has long hair. It throws back water and hair. She's the Nazi from die hard. Someone's going to fuck her hard. And she won't even change her expression. Do it harder endlessly. Like her.
Boots with strap to pull fabric tight so don't slip, easy in, seem too big until strap pulled. Mechanical does it for her. Doesn't have to bend down, does it anyway to be sexual, her little mound standing out to prying eyes from behind. Involuntarily rock hard. She fakes touching the tab, magic, tight. Boots walking. Eye level with concrete, tiles, bitumen, solar, welcome mat, off. Current resident does his service. On his knees lapping up her residual wetness. She puts a foot on his shoulder and grinds on his face. Turns up the techno so her screams don't concern the neighbours and call the police. She screams to test it. Screams again louder in multiple orgasms. Pushes him over, gets on and tries to ride her lust back.
Boots down a door handle. Door opened.
Room full of people stare at her half dress. Dry vulva uncontained by one piece undergarment. She pulls it and rights it, some still shows but nothing it's still sexy. Moving showed everything. Even the women are horny. Like watching prefuck that tittlates women, foreplay seduction. Every man would be a rapist if he could get away with it. For five minutes after seeing that. Not asking for it. Saying their cocks together wouldn't be enough to turn her off or harm her.
The order of the day is some computed continuation. She's a part, of the solution.
Anonymous No.213506964 >>213507001
>>213499025
I saw Lady Gaga's butthole in 4k today because some guy posted a link to leaked nudes in another thread. It looked tasty.
Anonymous No.213507001 >>213507084
>>213506964
Hairy?
Anonymous No.213507084
>>213507001
Surprisingly no. But brown.
Anonymous No.213507170
Hearing Sisters of Mercy in a mainstream show made me happy. That's all I have to say about that.
Anonymous No.213507392
>>213496954 (OP)
Anonymous No.213507453 >>213507652 >>213507824
>>213496954 (OP)
Fuck Wednesday
Anonymous No.213507652
>>213507453
Where do I sign up
Anonymous No.213507818
>>213496954 (OP)
Seeing the average response to season 2 and the lack of interest in it in general I get the feeling that there's gonna be a season 3 and then that's it, and good riddance

Maybe in another decade or two once the zeitgeist has moved on we can get an addams show or movie that's not crap
Anonymous No.213507824 >>213508698
>>213507453
Ok
Anonymous No.213507831
>>213498128
>the fuck kind of a release schedule is this?
First Wednesday of the two months leading up to Halloween.
Pretty kino release schedule if you ask me.
I'm glad they didn't just dump all 8 because now we can discuss it for a month more.
Anonymous No.213508196
>>213498704
Nothing, the /tv/ response for the first season were muted too.
It released at an awkward time in November 2022, then Christmas drowned out most of the interest, people only started discussing it critically early 2023 after New Years.

>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/subject/Wednesday/page/20/
When first season released there were only two generals that hit 300 posts then it was just threads that averaged like 10 posts each before dying, and the odd 150+ post thread that were discussing snood memes and Jenna more than the actual show.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/181167496/
Anonymous No.213508654
>>213498128
>A whole month
Oh fuck off, I thought it was just going to be a week, 2 at most. It's how Arcane did it.
Anonymous No.213508698
>>213507824
She looks like she's offering her armpit for something
Anonymous No.213508778 >>213508828 >>213508838 >>213508862 >>213508884 >>213509202
>>213501440
he got a bit too zesty
Anonymous No.213508828
>>213508778
Kek what a retarded faggot
Anonymous No.213508838
>>213508778
>he got to bang Ortega
I am going to lay down on train tracks, bros.
Anonymous No.213508862
>>213508778
I genuinely don't understand.
Anonymous No.213508884 >>213508917
>>213508778
Do you think he sent Jenna pics like that too
Anonymous No.213508885
>>213498128
The one that forces good goys to subscribe twice to see the whole season
Anonymous No.213508917 >>213508952 >>213509202 >>213511586
>>213508884
definetly, she probably loved them too since she's a huge weirdo herself
Anonymous No.213508952
>>213508917
need a tiny weirdo latina goth gf
Anonymous No.213509202
>>213508917
If that
>>213508778
is seriously the type of guy shes fucking, then there's something off with her mentally, but in a gross way and not in a hot way
Anonymous No.213509209
I miss them
Anonymous No.213509466 >>213510398
so how many years do we have to wait for season 2 part 2?
Anonymous No.213510398
>>213509466
it's a month
Anonymous No.213511385 >>213511698 >>213512271
Why don’t they just cover her freckles with makeup instead of using a face smoothing filter to remove them?
Anonymous No.213511473
>>213505150
Agnes bros, we won
Anonymous No.213511586
>>213508917
Burton knows how to pick them
Anonymous No.213511698 >>213512754
>>213511385
I don't get it either. Season one was fine. Did Jenna get bogged mid-shooting season two and they blurred her face to keep it consistent?
Anonymous No.213512271 >>213512754
>>213511385
They do cover the freckles with makeup. The filter is for the bog.
Anonymous No.213512754
>>213511698
>>213512271
she’s not bogged though and even if she was smoothing the skin wouldn’t hide that