>cuz I'm a box office flop yes I am
>well I'm a box office flop yes I am

what's next for the Fantastic Fondler?

>>213497202 (OP)
Fuck off with this AI slop.

why is fantastic four cursed? it fails every time

>>213497202 (OP)
Everyone forgot about this shit already

>>213497465
Because it's fucking gay. The suits are gay and the main guy has stretchy powers (lmao). The 2000s ones at least had that ludo 00's vibe going for them

>>213497465
because it's a shit series
>oh look here we got a stretchy nigga
>this nigga is made of ROCKS
>this bitch can go invisible
>this nigga is fruity and can light himself on fire
like who fucking CARES?

>>213497202 (OP)
She can rival Kristen Stewart's range of facial expressions.

>>213497551
imagine being this shit at acting yet still hired cause hot

>>213497551
That is atrocious. Is she advertising her "I'm a bitch who says it like it is" podcast?

>>213497586
>Bogged hag is hot
And Pedro Pascal is totally not a fag.

>>213497653
Every time I see a capeshit clip it amazes me that adults watch this.

this is all happening because they dont want to accept that attractive white people are superstars carrying films.

>>213497202 (OP)
Damn the aoe2 streamer T90 stars in this?

>>213497420
lmao

>>213497653
Oh my God I am so checked out of superslop it's not even funny. I saw the Superman saving the squirrel gif and was immediately like "nope"

Were suits really expecting Fantastic Four, which hasn't had good media since like the mid-80's (and then in the form of comic books), to score a billion at the box office? Avengers at least had Iron Man. It's like if something doesn't make them insta-bank like the other franchise-bros it's not worth investing in.

Pedro sisters...

>>213497653
This is BASED and EPIC. Certified kekkerino kino! Shadilay!

This is falling over 60% every single week, will finish under 500 total, lol.

>>213497420
Kek

>>213497771
Because wholesome chungus Pedro is lead and he totally has the charisma of RDJ and not a wet tortilla

>>213497465
>why is fantastic four cursed?

Bad luck, imo.... each version of the movie had it's own set of problems.

Corman's F4 was patsy-job by the studio to keep the movie rights. T

Tim Story's F4 movies was 'okay'.... aside from the 'white-washing' of Jessica Alba, and some liberties taken with Dr.Doom...both movies were 'meh, okay' for it's time (before the MCU). It was too comedically "comic-book-ish"....and they fucked up Galactus, that alone killed this version of the franchise.

Trank's F4 is a trainwreck of legend. There's like a half-dozen documentaries out there about how fucked up that production was. Blackwashing Human Torch. Negative Zone with no Annihilus, and whatever the fuck they did with Dr.Doom....all because the studio wanted to save money with a indy-director that was too small for the shoes.

<Whoever filmed the MCU's> F4.... Pedro Pascal fatigue, Girl-Boss Sue Storm, toned-down Johnny Storm, ass-eating actor playing Thing, female-variant of the Silver Surfer that was used only ONCE in an obscure "Kingdom Come" rip-off story that Marvel did like 20 years ago; because used it for "THE MESSAGE"....at least they got Galactus right....

>>213497579
Based Erik.
>Between lousy scripts (Fantastic Four’s is terrible) and characters most moviegoers don’t care about, superhero fatigue and sluggish box office numbers are less about people not wanting these types of movies and more about the quality of the movies we keep getting from both Marvel and DC. Give the people what they want. Find better writers. There’s plenty of life left in the genre. The question is whether the people in charge have the creativity and wherewithal to bring audiences back.

>>213497761
>>213497682
I don’t watch capeshit but I saw Superman with my kids. The plot was extremely thin and the CGI dependence is annoying. I can’t be amazed by CGI whatsoever I’d rather see a fraction of the effects but using models and real effects. I was also amazed that adults not only seek out this shit but they also excitedly anticipate it, talk about its box office success as if it’s the most important thing in the world and are otherwise very emotionally involved.

It’s shit. Slop for the masses.

>>213498009
>superhero fatigue
Not real. That's an Alt right Nazi racist bigoted dog whistle and my fellow redditors agree

>>213497995
>'white-washing' of Jessica Alba
>t. troon

>>213497995
>ass-eating actor playing Thing

>forgot to add the pic

>>213497579
Him being lazy and not shaving is what really got to me. If he’s not gonna put in effort in being the character, I’m not gonna put in effort in caring about the movie.

>>213497202 (OP)
Is anyone else just board of/tv/ now? It's not even fun to come here anymore

>>213498040
Buddy "Man children" isn't just a throwaway insult. It's a lifestyle.

>>213497653
Whoa, women kick ass, you guys..

>>213497995
> Pedro Pascal fatigue
he’s in everything. when is he just gonna do some small rolls or broadway?

>>213497420

Why can't this nigger just shave his mustache? I'm convinced that he'd be less hated if he shaved it off.

>>213497465
Just make it a fucking series. It's about a family having adventures. Age up the cast so you can do a teen drama with Reed & Sue's kids whilst having the adults on adventures and introduce Doom (not fucking old lesbian looking RDJ) as the bad guy.

>>213497202 (OP)
>Oh Pedro, we love you dude.

>>213497481

>>213497465
Because they keep feeling the need to alter the characters somehow instead of just making the cartoon characters that people actually like.

>>213498316
Broadway pays shit. Sure it might be fulfilling professionally, but relying on a 200+ seat theater on a single one-time event, in some obscure neighbourhood in New York isn't exactly appealing to what Hollywood is shelling out. They'll burn millions on Pascal because he's the current 'safe bet' actor that won't trigger faggots and niggers on one side, and everyone else on the other.

Right amount of 'white', with just enough ethnicity for the 'diverse' angle.

>>213498448
This image implies Superman is doing better than at best ok

>>213499130
I find more plot holes in norton even if I think he understood banner more, like sparks making you bleed

>>213497202 (OP)
This is the end of Marvel. Doomsday will flop while Secret Wars is filming and then Marvel will lose $2 billion.

>>213497202 (OP)
He probably doesn't care, and is probably still glad that at the least he got to steal another role from a straight white man.

>>213500055
The rdj casting thing is stunningly short sighted. It's like imagine Toby McGuire retiring as spiderman for him to play Green Goblin in the Tom Holland movies. It's just shocking, and not in a good way.

>>213497202 (OP)
>1,000 Fantastic Four Films within 20 years
capesloppers should be put down

>>213499130
OH NO NO NO

>>213497465
Because nobody cares about the Fantastic Four outside of comic nerds. Even the nerds care more about Doom than the actual Four, and Doom was not in the movie.

>>213500271
Now look at how much Captain Marvel supposedly made kek

>>213497465
Because at its core the F4 should be a scifi series tackling scifi themes instead of 4 clowns in suits taking down big monsters with spectacles and ‘le science’
Think of sth like star trek

>>213498078
tbf I'm not sure if it was his decision or Marvel's. Reportedly he was trying to do a trans-Atlantic accent for the movie and Marvel told him to drop it and just use his normal voice.

0 threads except this one to laugh at it

>>213497202 (OP)
Don't worry, the savior of the MCU will arrive soon.

>>213497465
What is the definition of insanity?
Another reboot in 2035

>>213497809
Absolute Hierarchy

>>213497653
>The thing stuck under rocks
lmao

>>213497551
I will never understand how gen x found these mind of women to be hot

>>213500676
The hierarchy of power in the MCU is about to change.

>>213497202 (OP)
Based capeshitters in the mud

>>213497551

>>213497465
I wouldn't say it's cursed. It's just the MCU version and the Fant4stic version that are bad. The latter is bad because it was made by a hack, while former is bad because everything they make nowadays is bad (not counting projects made by rogue agents like Sony's Spider-Man or Ryan Reynolds' Deadpool).

>>213497809
I can totally imagine Pendejo Pascal telling himself that the hierarchy of power in the MCU is about to change.

>>213497420
Becoming The Maker and then dying and being recast.

>>213497653
Oh gee why is it flopping?

>>213500676
I'd be ok with this nigga replacing Bautista, cunt looks like he's dying of AIDS

You’d think you mother fuckers were actually making money off these movies with how much you go on about it

>>213501282
Dude wanted to be a 17 year old girl so bad. Just give him the HRT already.

Where's the RLM review? They have not posted in over a fortnight

>>213497653
>woman's superpower is screaming
again with this shit?